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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Is there a pinkish hue?

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Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

It's sort of a white discoloration.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my every day balloons!

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

T. Mascis posted:

When I was working I SPENT baby!!

Baby? What, are you doing George now?

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
"I long for you"?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Diabolik900 posted:

It's sort of a white discoloration.

Oh what's the big deal, it's just a little brown protuberance!

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
I had 103 temperature when I bought that sweater. I was so dizzy I was seeing red dots everywhere. I thought everything in the store had a red dot on it. I couldn't distinguish one red dot from another. I couldn't afford anything. I have nothing, I haven't worked for a really long time. I have no clothes look at what I'm wearing. It's just a little red dot.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hank Morgan posted:

I had 103 temperature when I bought that sweater. I was so dizzy I was seeing red dots everywhere. I thought everything in the store had a red dot on it. I couldn't distinguish one red dot from another. I couldn't afford anything. I have nothing, I haven't worked for a really long time. I have no clothes look at what I'm wearing. It's just a little red dot.

You really have to admire George's dedication to his lies. He is in it to win it.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
I don't know what her problem was, you'd think she'd be used to that by now.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

haljordan posted:

You really have to admire George's dedication to his lies. He is in it to win it.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

I told them you didn't. And I laughed and I laughed.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Chicolini posted:

"I long for you"?
Have you ever yearned?

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Robnoxious posted:

Have you ever yearned?

The Pain and the Yearning. 'An old woman experiences pain and yearning.' A hundred and ninety-two minutes?

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
Rochelle Rochelle. One young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Gene's trash.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

haljordan posted:

Gene's trash.

Man, you can really talk some trash.

:smugdog: I guess that's better than eating it.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Hank Morgan posted:

Rochelle Rochelle. One young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

98 dollars? What 98 dollars?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

haljordan posted:

Gene's trash.

I'm Gene. :geno:

Chicolini posted:

"I long for you"?

I didn't realize it, but I'm a needy person!

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
I gotta finally pick up the DVD's. I just watched a scene on Youtube that was cut from syndication (Kramer and Newman discussing Bermuda).

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Front first! That's how you park when you're pulling a bank job.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
How's this for criticism?

You stink.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
She's delirious! She's foaming at the mouth!

Wotan
Aug 15, 2009

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

stratdax posted:

Hey it's George.












I got nothing to say.

He said...he was going to sew your rear end to your face.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Wotan posted:

He said...he was going to sew your rear end to your face.

I was raised to say "God Bless You." :colbert:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Wotan posted:

He said...he was going to sew your rear end to your face.

You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!

Wotan
Aug 15, 2009

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Root Bear posted:

I was raised to say "God Bless You." :colbert:

You are soooo good lookin

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010

:burger::taco::burger::taco::burger:
Too tired to chase fences right now.
:taco::burger::taco::burger::taco:
One of my favorite subtle parts is when George is shouting the news that he got engaged down the hall to Kramer off screen. He sorta takes a beat, turns to jerry's doorway and gives out the best "ho-HO!"

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Wotan posted:

He said...he was going to sew your rear end to your face.

You tell that friend of yours, I'm going to use him as my own personal HAND PUPPET.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Red posted:

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

So biff wants to be a buff.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
Hi Jerome...

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
david puddy, screenshot request:

The Andrea Doria, 144 (Season 8, Ep 10): Newman sitting in his bathrobe on the couch with the subtitles where he says "I"m still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail." My mom is retiring from the USPS this December so I wanted to post that on her wall. :v:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Capt. Sticl posted:

You tell that friend of yours, I'm going to use him as my own personal HAND PUPPET.

That's gotta hurt, I don't care where you're from! :stare:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

That's gotta hurt, I don't care where you're from! :stare:

That's...gotta hurt! Hurt! Because..drat you laser guy!

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Vigilance posted:

That's...gotta hurt! Hurt! Because..drat you laser guy!

That whole episode was stupid and felt the least like Seinfeld out of the entire series. It was like a bad parody done by people who didn't understand why Seinfeld was good.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

stratdax posted:

That whole episode was stupid and felt the least like Seinfeld out of the entire series. It was like a bad parody done by people who didn't understand why Seinfeld was good.

It was mostly overwrought for sure but the bit where they are all trying to use the bathroom in the expensive apartment and are using their aliases is still gold, Jerry. Gold.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Vigilance posted:

It was mostly overwrought for sure but the bit where they are all trying to use the bathroom in the expensive apartment and are using their aliases is still gold, Jerry. Gold.

H.E. Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Then who's watching the factory?

The Saab factory?

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Then who's watching the factory?

The Saab factory?

Jerry... That's in Sweden.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
A place to settle down with my peculiar habits and the women that I frequent with :sigh:

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