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Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

GNU Order posted:

ahahaha please tell me the jangling keys is a PUA technique

I wouldn't be surprised if every way he acts was read up and practiced in front of a mirror.

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Torka
Jan 5, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNKFJr8bSA

Enormous 80" symphonic gong being played. That sound...I want one. :allears:

Sondlar
Sep 9, 2004

Torka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNKFJr8bSA

Enormous 80" symphonic gong being played. That sound...I want one. :allears:

Mother Of God. A thing of beauty.

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

Torka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNKFJr8bSA

Enormous 80" symphonic gong being played. That sound...I want one. :allears:

Good lord, what an ominous sound through headphones.

e: needs more death whistle

Troubled Joe
Dec 12, 2008

Ah may be hungry but ah sure aint weird.

Psalmanazar posted:

Make this man a comedian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUFRWusAB8A&feature=relmfu


Wha?... just... what is it all aboot?!

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

Captain Backslap posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z33ZcDgavY
Something tells me that any time a hospital is removing an MRI unit the staff sits around doing this kind of dumb poo poo for a while.

Funny coincidence, that video is from where I live! Well the same town, I don't live in the hospital :p

Nixnihil
Apr 3, 2007
Where is His will needed?

GNU Order posted:

ahahaha please tell me the jangling keys is a PUA technique

I'll bet you anything it is.

1) Hint that he has a fancy car, i.e.- has money

2) Probably some NLP bullshit about confusing/distracting with the jingling and then profiting from that confusion.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Tornado Lazers posted:

Sorry but I got this off reddit.


A "pick up artist" with a gross ponytail, bad skin, and dumb clothes somehow fails at talking to girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kMyuUkABs
I guess his Neg roll couldn't beat her THAC0 of HB7.

This was in the related videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeb1ZsLA38

It's some chinless clown bragging about getting a blowjob and acting like Tony Robbins, except he's in a bathroom by himself. I was hoping he was going to get kicked in the face at the end or something but it never happens.

I guess what I am saying is skip the video I just posted unless you like feeling annoyed.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Far more funny than it should be


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzkSmQ_0gag

Uganda rave party


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKe84MojGoU

Turkish house party

Luth
Nov 7, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post

NESguerilla posted:

This was in the related videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeb1ZsLA38

It's some chinless clown bragging about getting a blowjob and acting like Tony Robbins, except he's in a bathroom by himself. I was hoping he was going to get kicked in the face at the end or something but it never happens.

I guess what I am saying is skip the video I just posted unless you like feeling annoyed.

Why are these guys not laughed off the face of the earth? Everything about them is loving cheesy and sleazy as hell. They dress like poo poo, they call themselves 'pick-up artists', they jangle their car-keys. He may have dated some beautiful women, like he's claimed, but I bet after three dates the girls realized what a loser he is and never spoke of him again.

Eb
May 6, 2003
The guy from the thing crashes other people's cell phone conversations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9KHqkTOQKU


Luth posted:

Why are these guys not laughed off the face of the earth? Everything about them is loving cheesy and sleazy as hell. They dress like poo poo, they call themselves 'pick-up artists', they jangle their car-keys. He may have dated some beautiful women, like he's claimed, but I bet after three dates the girls realized what a loser he is and never spoke of him again.
Probably because dressing like poo poo and jangling car keys helps some of them convince pretty girls to have sex with them. Some people get very mad about this.

Eb fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Nov 10, 2012

Nixnihil
Apr 3, 2007
Where is His will needed?

Luth posted:

Why are these guys not laughed off the face of the earth? Everything about them is loving cheesy and sleazy as hell. They dress like poo poo, they call themselves 'pick-up artists', they jangle their car-keys. He may have dated some beautiful women, like he's claimed, but I bet after three dates the girls realized what a loser he is and never spoke of him again.

Maybe they get laid, but they will never get quality women, as intelligent, independent, strong women (the kind I like!) will pick up on the dominance bullshit and most definitely tell them to gently caress themselves.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
I have a feeling that telling women that you're a PUA defeats the entire purpose as anyone with an ounce of sense will be immediately put off by it because it's incredibly sleazy and arrogant. Then again, my type of girl is one that is intelligent and independent of me so I dunno maybe it works on someone who doesn't think for themselves

Rizzo Crackers
Oct 11, 2009

Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to keep on my toes.
A Halo 4 'Alternative' Launch Trailer.

http://youtu.be/-_DPctzaz58?hd=1

Made by myself.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Rizzo Crackers posted:

A Halo 4 'Alternative' Launch Trailer.

http://youtu.be/-_DPctzaz58?hd=1

Made by myself.

So Cortana has gotten collagen lip injections since Halo 3?

edit: Good trailer, by the way.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
Did youtube just roll out some update? I'm not seeing how to sort my feed to upload only. Don't really care to see what people I am subscribed to are liking and commenting on. Also find where the top viewed videos of the day went.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
ever seen the "rear end in a top hat Mario" series? A Japanese dude made some I Wanna Be The Guy-style Mario levels and had his friend play them all the way through. They're pretty funny, and creative in how he kills his friend. He just made "rear end in a top hat Touhou". Yeah, an rear end in a top hat version of a Touhou level. Touhou levels are ALREADY assholes.

This is a normal Touhou boss fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQLIaZUOnBU&t=124s

This is his custom-made rear end in a top hat version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aQiKoe-RI

And the rear end in a top hat Mario series, of which they have apparently just recently made series 3!

Series 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86NLwCYXfk

Series 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOjfsthY6Q

Series 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwVpxttsKII

Julia Trillard
Apr 19, 2009

YOLO CARBON PRINCESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV-wnd4wHIg

Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd makes a bizarre cat video. He goads his cat into drinking tea and then laughs at it. Bizarre.

ahobday
Apr 19, 2007

Harminoff posted:

Did youtube just roll out some update? I'm not seeing how to sort my feed to upload only. Don't really care to see what people I am subscribed to are liking and commenting on. Also find where the top viewed videos of the day went.

I'm still seeing a check box at the top right of the feed which says "Show uploads only".

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Julia Trillard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV-wnd4wHIg

Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd makes a bizarre cat video. He goads his cat into drinking tea and then laughs at it. Bizarre.

We vote the weirdest people into politics.

Nixnihil
Apr 3, 2007
Where is His will needed?
I think Ark Music Factory is a suitably apt name that describes the product it creates. The "music" this place produces is like a warning from God that He is thinking of wiping out the earth in another great flood.

From the degenerates who brought you "Friday"...here is Gnesa! (crossposted from the Ark thread).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A

Splashy Gravy
Dec 21, 2004

I HAVE FURY!
Slippery Tilde

Nixnihil posted:

I think Ark Music Factory is a suitably apt name that describes the product it creates. The "music" this place produces is like a warning from God that He is thinking of wiping out the earth in another great flood.

From the degenerates who brought you "Friday"...here is Gnesa! (crossposted from the Ark thread).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A

I gotta hand it to the youtube commenters today. They managed to post page after page of positive feedback while keeping a straight face.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Don't think it was produced by Ark and she was also posted in this thread back when the video first went viral back in October. All of the credit goes to "Gensa Music, Inc." so it's likely she is the daughter or wife of someone who gave her a lot of money to spend on whatever she wanted. It is not uncommon because it is a way to avoid taxes.

Still, I hate to say it, but as soon as it starts playing I watch the whole drat thing every time.

Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Nov 11, 2012

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Torka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNKFJr8bSA

Enormous 80" symphonic gong being played. That sound...I want one. :allears:

I'm amazed these things aren't standard equipment in post-rock bands.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Nixnihil posted:

From the degenerates who brought you "Friday"...here is Gnesa! (crossposted from the Ark thread).

Can she not hear how bad her singing is? At least during the playback? :psyduck:

She reminds me of this contestant from Mitchell and Webb's "Talent Dredge":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TsKLYA0xY

Nixnihil
Apr 3, 2007
Where is His will needed?

Brother Jonathan posted:

Can she not hear how bad her singing is? At least during the playback? :psyduck:

"We'll fix it in post"
-poo poo producer

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Cymbal Monkey posted:

I'm amazed these things aren't standard equipment in post-rock bands.

I think few post-rock bands are big enough to be able to afford spending $30,000 on a single effect like that though.

crumpuppet
Mar 22, 2007

ROBORT > EVERYTHING

Psalmanazar posted:

We vote the weirdest people into politics.

Weird, and sometimes awesome. I'm not Australian, but if I were, I'd be really proud of this man: 23rd Prime Minister Bob Hawke skulls a beer without batting an eye.





Christoff posted:

Far more funny than it should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzkSmQ_0gag

Uganda rave party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKe84MojGoU

Turkish house party

These two videos are insanely funny. Reminds me of Conan Rave - an oldie but a goodie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkbB-X9654s

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
This is pretty sweet. It's a project by Red Bull that they've named "The Kluge." It's a massive rube goldberg that uses all the Red Bull athletes as steps in the process.

http://youtu.be/M0jmSsQ5ptw

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Volkerball posted:

This is pretty sweet. It's a project by Red Bull that they've named "The Kluge." It's a massive rube goldberg that uses all the Red Bull athletes as steps in the process.

http://youtu.be/M0jmSsQ5ptw

Lol I wonder if the first skateboarder was pissed "everyone else gets to do amazing poo poo and i just get to ride my skateboard forward 20 feet?"

Loaf30
Oct 22, 2002
College Slice
Not YouTube, but US Navy veteran and two time memory champ Ronnie White embarks on a new and worthwhile challenge for Veteran's Day:

http://sproutvideo.com/videos/709bd8b61b1feacbf8

jvempire
May 10, 2009

Brother Jonathan posted:

Can she not hear how bad her singing is? At least during the playback? :psyduck
They get more views, and more money, when it's intentionally really bad.

Shop Suey
Jan 24, 2003

Loaf30 posted:

Not YouTube, but US Navy veteran and two time memory champ Ronnie White embarks on a new and worthwhile challenge for Veteran's Day:

http://sproutvideo.com/videos/709bd8b61b1feacbf8
Awesome, but I couldn't get over how much he reminded me of Shoenice. I thought he was going to eat that book.

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?

Cymbal Monkey posted:

I'm amazed these things aren't standard equipment in post-rock bands.

Wow. I now know what my new live goal is. Using one of these as an alarm. Every morning.

Nixnihil posted:

I think Ark Music Factory is a suitably apt name that describes the product it creates. The "music" this place produces is like a warning from God that He is thinking of wiping out the earth in another great flood.

From the degenerates who brought you "Friday"...here is Gnesa! (crossposted from the Ark thread).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A

Arc Music Factory is pretty disgusting. The videos encompass everything I hate about stereotypical american high school (or whatever) culture. Bieber hair cuts, bling, way too perfect fake smiles and expensive cars etc. Makes me vomit. Not to mention that the music sucks rear end.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
Speaking of bad music, here is Radiohead performing "Weird Fishes" on VH1's "Radiohead Live In The Basement." They were having a bit of an off-day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuUfSOKyhWQ

This is my favorite "shredding" video not made by StSanders.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Italian engineers are working on a robotic octopus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSRgO6GShTo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Dc36dbQC8


...then those videos lead you to Titanoboa meets Mondo Spider. Watch until the people appear, because the scale isn't really what you expect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocyhbij9JYQ&feature=related

electricsugar
Jan 21, 2008

Tum again?

Oh god, my two greatest fears combined! :stonk:

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

electricsugar posted:

Oh god, my two greatest fears combined! :stonk:

Same here. Robots are scary enough, but now Italian robots?!

I'm already expecting to see a new version of The Godfather on Syfy that takes place in 2060 and has horrible special effects. :ohdear:

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Japan, start your imports. :cthulhu:

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

...then those videos lead you to Titanoboa meets Mondo Spider. Watch until the people appear, because the scale isn't really what you expect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocyhbij9JYQ&feature=related

I remember the day when snake bots didn't know how to slither forward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A7u86OyC_0 (warning: cam)

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Oct 6, 2010





Oh man Battlebots was the greatest show. Wish they would bring it back.

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