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it's a Jay Z song
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# ? Nov 10, 2012 19:45 |
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Guesstimate Crohns posted:it's a Jay Z song I don't think books and rhymes have taken Suarez all around the world, though.
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# ? Nov 10, 2012 19:48 |
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TyChan posted:I don't think books and rhymes have taken Suarez all around the world, though. Well he did that promotional tour with Geert Wilders and Skrewdriver
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# ? Nov 11, 2012 04:39 |
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Byolante posted:Well he did that promotional tour with Geert Wilders and Skrewdriver
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# ? Nov 11, 2012 12:48 |
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quote:On a positive note, anyone who just watched the Manchester City match will have seen how desperate the fa/refs/whoever are that Manchester City and chelsea don't catch utd- once again they had to play 13 (14 if you include the bent linesman) men. I know they don't like us much but this might be the one time that the team we're playing against might be hated even more than us! The clash of the FA conspiracies!
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# ? Nov 11, 2012 16:37 |
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EvilHawk posted:The clash of the FA conspiracies! Haha I couldn't wait for all the City fans to bitch about those perfect offside calls. Not disappointed.
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# ? Nov 11, 2012 16:48 |
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Grainbarn posted:Haha I couldn't wait for all the City fans to bitch about those perfect offside calls. Not disappointed. That wasn't written by a City fan.
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# ? Nov 12, 2012 00:53 |
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quote:That brief look of fear from Suarez he must have been thinking, "Did they call offside?" 800 upvotes from the aspie hivemind on Reddit.
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# ? Nov 12, 2012 17:17 |
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and Also... Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Nov 13, 2012 |
# ? Nov 12, 2012 20:59 |
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Another journalist paid actual money to write about football http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2232071/England-caps-honour--Jeff-Powell.html This is the start of the headline quote:Until this week, I thought Zaha was a clothes shop
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# ? Nov 13, 2012 13:43 |
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no-one knows anything about wilfried zaha - alan shearer
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# ? Nov 13, 2012 14:17 |
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Scott Bakula posted:Another journalist paid actual money to write about football quote:It seems there are England players now who would rather put a baseball cap on backwards lmao
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# ? Nov 13, 2012 15:39 |
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Scott Bakula posted:Another journalist paid actual money to write about football this is the guy that said England were wrong to appoint Sven because Sweden has less hours of daylight than us so they must be some sort of primitive cave-people. you can find lots of genuine interviews with him by searching youtube for 'Rowley Birkin QC' for some reason
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# ? Nov 13, 2012 15:45 |
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From RAWK Meltdown, "I reckon Rodgers looks at this site [RAWK] for tips on formations and tactics, and possible players to buy."
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# ? Nov 13, 2012 21:43 |
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Rycalawre posted:From RAWK Meltdown, "I reckon Rodgers looks at this site [RAWK] for tips on formations and tactics, and possible players to buy." To be fair, I think there's probably a couple of managers who do pay attention to their online fans. Obviously they're not going to build a team around what AnfieldLover96 thinks, but it's worth keeping tabs on what the masses thinks.
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 17:12 |
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EvilHawk posted:To be fair, I think there's probably a couple of managers who do pay attention to their online fans. Obviously they're not going to build a team around what AnfieldLover96 thinks, but it's worth keeping tabs on what the masses thinks. It'd be a great excuse for a manager who never cared about squad rotation and youth development. Online forums are fun places to poke around, but they're terrible as far as objective, knowledgeable game analysis goes. Has there been a case where a manager has actually gone to a fan forum and talked to other posters?
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 17:18 |
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TyChan posted:It'd be a great excuse for a manager who never cared about squad rotation and youth development. Online forums are fun places to poke around, but they're terrible as far as objective, knowledgeable game analysis goes. I'm not sure about internet forums, but ultras, the manager and team captains meet all the time in Italy. I think it's mostly a way to curb violence and to prevent idiocy more than a tactical thing. Also this quote:This is final word for bonera: gently caress idiot bonera= boner=bonerro!!! Enough!!! I won't write anything in this topic. Toni rape him tonight. Cant believe that idiot allegri think bonera is first choice in our defender!!! I swear i will never mention bonera again
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 17:40 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Also this I don't think you're supposed to quote yourself in this thread.
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 18:13 |
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Rycalawre posted:I don't think you're supposed to quote yourself in this thread. I'd like to think I convey my thoughts better even if we have identical sentiments.
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 18:24 |
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go gently caress yourself please, also there's no way this person doesn't have reams of terrible fanfiction to go along with this
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 18:40 |
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It looks like they want to have a 3 way with mata which would liven up motd2
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 18:51 |
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T. Mascis posted:go gently caress yourself please, also there's no way this person doesn't have reams of terrible fanfiction to go along with this After some very intense sex, Daniel and Martin are not done yet with a sleeping Fernando. Rated: 18+ Categories: English Premier League Characters: Daniel Agger, Fernando Torres, Martin Škrtel Genre: PWP, Slash Language: English I got a feeling http://notjustagame.net/index.php might fill this thread quite a bit
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 20:29 |
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actually I want to change my answer to they are singing Charles and Eddie's smash hit Would I Lie to You as a duet.
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 21:13 |
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belgend posted:After some very intense sex, Daniel and Martin are not done yet with a sleeping Fernando. This site holy loving poo poo
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 21:13 |
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Hi I'm Morgan . I used to be ballsohardfutbol. I'm 17 & I'm from America. I'm obsessed with soccer (futbol). I make my own edits & I also reblog stuff. My favorite teams are Arsenal, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Enlgand, Spain, and Germany. I also love a lot of different players from different teams. It would mean the world if you followed me & I follow back all soccer/futbol blogs. Thanks so much for following me
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 21:18 |
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quote:Stevie pulled the fleece blanket closer and slid down into the seat to find a more comfortable spot. He leans against the headrest, shutting his eyes and letting the motion lull him to sleep. I'm quite turned on
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 21:32 |
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belgend posted:After some very intense sex, Daniel and Martin are not done yet with a sleeping Fernando. 5 People Who Taught Cristiano Ronaldo About Sex by luxover | ***** [Reviews - 2] What the title says. Rated: 16+ Categories: La Liga, English Premier League, SuperLiga Characters: Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká, Ricardo Quaresma, Ruud van Nistelrooy Genre: Het, Slash Language: English Wordcount: 2240 - Hits: 3840 Complete?: Yes - Published: Oct 25, 2010 - Last Updated: Oct 25, 2010 A Blue At Heart by lars_carp [Reviews - 0] John Terry has never felt more alone. Rated: 12+ Categories: English Premier League Characters: Frank Lampard, John Terry Genre: Slash Language: English Wordcount: 1203 - Hits: 1403 Complete?: Yes - Published: Jan 15, 2010 - Last Updated: Jan 15, 2010 A Captain’s Welcome by Sophie [Reviews - 0] You’re the captain, Stevie reminds himself. Go over there and help him to feel welcome. Rated: 18+ Categories: English Premier League Characters: Andy Carroll, Steven Gerrard Genre: PWP, Slash Language: English Wordcount: 1224 - Hits: 1233 Complete?: Yes - Published: Feb 17, 2011 - Last Updated: Feb 17, 2011 A Lovely Mess by riyaynwa | ***** [Reviews - 3] Xabi insults Steven’s cookies. Steven gets angry. Rated: 6+ Categories: English Premier League Characters: Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso Genre: Christmas, Slash Language: English Wordcount: 884 - Hits: 1708 Complete?: Yes - Published: Jan 13, 2010 - Last Updated: Jan 13, 2010 I can't stop laughing but at the same time going "what the gently caress!? " vyelkin fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Nov 14, 2012 |
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¡Gracias, Mamá! by txorakeriak [Reviews - 0] The pink jumper was a present from my mother. She said the colour suited me. Rated: 0+ Categories: La Liga Characters: Iker Casillas, Miguel Torres Genre: Drabble, Slash Language: English By the Hands of God by july_v [Reviews - 0] David owns a pair of keeper gloves. Rated: 18+ Categories: La Liga Characters: David Beckham, Iker Casillas Genre: PWP, Slash Language: English Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon by sophiamoon [Reviews - 0] It’s not you who should be wary of me, my innocent looking beauty, but I of you. Rated: 6+ Categories: La Liga Characters: Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká Genre: Drabble, Slash Language: English Determination by sheep_emilia [Reviews - 0] Two determined guys. One shower. Rated: 18+ Categories: La Liga Characters: Gerard Piqué, Ibrahim Afellay Genre: PWP, Slash Language: English
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 23:24 |
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vyelkin posted:A Lovely Mess by riyaynwa | ***** [Reviews - 3] Gerrard is well known for loving his cookies. You don't insult them. It's nearly as bad a Phil Collins. Also I now need to scrub my eyes and my brain. Thanks thread.
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 23:31 |
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belgend posted:I got a feeling http://notjustagame.net/index.php might fill this thread quite a bit No no no no NOO. There was nothing Cristiano hated more than feeling out of control. That creeping sensation that his life wasn't his own was more than uncomfortable - it was dowright unbearable, and he made drat sure he wouldn’t have to feel it anymore. In his home, on the pitch, wherever he went, he made sure he had as much control as possible. ... But when Wayne walked in and slowly pulled out his belt, looking him over with that hungry stare that was supposed to frighten him but only made him shiver with anticipation, it didn’t seem wrong. It seemed only right that he’d take off his clothes and let Wayne tie him to his own bed and make him beg until he was so utterly out of control that he writhed and struggled and begged while Wayne slowly touched him and made him yearn for more. He hated not being in control. But this? This he loved.
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# ? Nov 14, 2012 23:50 |
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It was only when he felt John’s warm, wet mouth encapsulate his manhood that Frank moaned, and let go. His balls felt like they were on fire, which was unsurprising considering this was the third time in less than an hour. He grunted as he felt John massaging them gently in addition to grazing his teeth against the flesh in his mouth. Frank’s fingers ran through John’s hair, and then down to feel his well-trained Adam’s apple in action as he swallowed every drop given to him; his trademark grin plastered across his face, aptly like a cat that had got the cream.
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 00:01 |
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mods rename me well trained adams apple
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 00:44 |
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PirateBob posted:
im dying
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:09 |
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PirateBob posted:
Art.
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:37 |
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Coming back home, Steve expects a warm welcome. That’s not exactly what he gets. Rated: 6+ Categories: General/Unspecified Characters: Daniel Agger, Steve Finnan Genre: Slash Language: English Wordcount: 184 - Hits: 298 Complete?: Yes - Published: Aug 22, 2011 - Last Updated: Aug 22, 2011
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 02:56 |
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Set in the future, Arbeloa is an android, a Replicant in the Alonsos' service, tending to their ill son, Xabi. once he develops a conscience and begins discovering his feelings for Xabi, things are bound to get complicated. Rated: 12+ Categories: General/Unspecified Characters: Álvaro Arbeloa, Xabi Alonso Genre: AU, Slash Language: English Wordcount: 4988 - Hits: 470 Complete?: Yes - Published: Apr 06, 2011 - Last Updated: Apr 06, 2011
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 02:59 |
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Babby Thatcher posted:Set in the future, Arbeloa is an android, a Replicant in the Alonsos' service, tending to their ill son, Xabi. once he develops a conscience and begins discovering his feelings for Xabi, things are bound to get complicated. l m a o
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 04:47 |
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Paperhouse posted:l m a o Traces by casi_casi [Reviews - 2] When corruption no longer shocks, drugs no longer numb, and darkness no longer soothes, men become desperate, reckless extremes of themselves. The secrets behind one man's life falling into another man's hands are revealed, exploited, and overlapped, and it falls to DCI Raúl González to trace the threads. Rated: 16+ Categories: General/Unspecified Characters: Andrés Iniesta, Bojan Krkić, Carles Puyol, David Beckham, Fabio Cannavaro, Fernando Gago, Gerard Piqué, Gonzalo Higuaín, Guti, Iker Casillas, Julien Faubert, Lionel Messi, Martín Cáceres, Míchel Salgado, Miguel Torres, Pep Guardiola, Raúl González, Royston Drenthe, Rubén de la Red, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Sergio Ramos, Thierry Henry, Xavi Hernández Genre: AU, Slash Language: English Wordcount: 79392 - Hits: 9590 Complete?: Yes - Published: Feb 17, 2011 - Last Updated: Feb 17, 2011
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 04:56 |
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To be a Vampire ain't easy by rule, and definitely not by exception. Rated: 16+ Categories: National Teams Characters: ?, Michael Ballack, Torsten Frings Genre: AU, Slash Language: Deutsch Wordcount: 6004 - Hits: 398
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# ? Nov 15, 2012 04:56 |
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someone on this wretched planet writes julien faubert slash
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