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BrandNew posted:I turned 27 last week and did the same thing. I turned 26 last month and did the same thing, too.
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Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non pony country?
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Root Bear posted:Didn't I beat you up in the 3rd grade? You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
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Gyshall posted:Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non pony country? Who wouldn't want to live because of me? I'm nothing!
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revtoiletduck posted:You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister! What does that mean, anyway? 
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"Where's that draft coming from!?"
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THAT'S IT, WE'RE MOVING. I WILL NOT TOLERATE, INFESTATION! I WILL NEVER BE COMFORTABLE AGAIN!
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Nov 16, 2012 03:36
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Root Bear posted:What does that mean, anyway?
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Gyshall posted:THAT'S IT, WE'RE MOVING. I WILL NOT TOLERATE, INFESTATION! I WILL NEVER BE COMFORTABLE AGAIN! I DIDN'T TAKE THE SUBWAY ALL THE WAY TO NEWYORK TO SIT AT A TABLE LIKE THAT!
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Nov 16, 2012 04:22
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I broke them playing basketball! He was running from a bee.
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Nov 16, 2012 04:31
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Chexoid posted:I DIDN'T TAKE THE SUBWAY ALL THE WAY TO NEWYORK TO SIT AT A TABLE LIKE THAT! IS THIS THE GROUP THAT GOES AROUND MUTILATING SQUIRRELS?!
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Nov 16, 2012 04:43
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"You have a collect call from -- HEY BUDDY DON'T SAY NO!"
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Vigilance posted:IS THIS THE GROUP THAT GOES AROUND MUTILATING SQUIRRELS?! The Van Buren boys?
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Nov 16, 2012 11:15
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Hank Morgan posted:The Van Buren boys? 
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LifeGetsWorser posted:"Where's that draft coming from!?" Will somebody answer that drat phone!?
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That's not the signal. WAS WHEN I WAS BANGIN'
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I just got "Who is this'd?  " by my weed selling friend and drat I reacted very similar to George
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Chexoid posted:I DIDN'T TAKE THE SUBWAY ALL THE WAY TO NEWYORK TO SIT AT A TABLE LIKE THAT! That's perverse!
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Gyshall posted:That's perverse! I'll tell you what I'd like to do. I'd like to replace that rye.
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Gyshall posted:That's perverse! I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
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Nov 16, 2012 16:19
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Suzie? Cancel my appointment with Dr. Bison.
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Do we have a chance? You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you gonna walk outta there a rich man.
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Nov 16, 2012 17:34
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SwearEngine posted:Do we have a chance? You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you gonna walk outta there a rich man. You people with the cheese. It never ends.
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Nov 16, 2012 18:07
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Gyshall posted:You people with the cheese. It never ends. That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!
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stratdax posted:I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. And what's the deal with koala bear infestations!?
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SwearEngine posted:That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous! Yeah, she was flouting!
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Nov 16, 2012 19:20
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If the bra fits. You must acquit. Jackie Chiles was the worst recurring guest character though. Most other recurring characters have the benefit of being grotesques like Newman or Puddy. Jackie was just a lame OJ trial parody that was already by that time worn out.
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Nov 16, 2012 19:55
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Hank Morgan posted:If the bra fits. You must acquit. Jackie Chiles is real, and he's spectacular.
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potee posted:Jackie Chiles is real, and he's spectacular. You've brought nothing but a mountain of misfortune and humiliation. Now get out.
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Nov 16, 2012 20:15
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Hank Morgan posted:Jackie Chiles was the worst recurring guest character though. Most other recurring characters have the benefit of being grotesques like Newman or Puddy. Jackie was just a lame OJ trial parody that was already by that time worn out. A terrible post gotta fit right over a person's skin. Like a glove!
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Hank Morgan posted:You've brought nothing but a mountain of misfortune and humiliation. Now get out. Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
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Nov 16, 2012 20:37
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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.
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Vigilance posted:Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife! My wife is in a coma.
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Vigilance posted:Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife! The pig says 'my wife is a slut?'
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Gyshall posted:A terrible post gotta fit right over a person's skin. Like a glove! like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?
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Hank Morgan posted:Jackie Chiles was the worst recurring guest character though. Most other recurring characters have the benefit of being grotesques like Newman or Puddy. Jackie was just a lame OJ trial parody that was already by that time worn out. Suzy, call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Mr. Morgan. Tell him it's for me
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Hank Morgan posted:
Uh, excuse me, Your Honor, but what is the point of this testimony? This woman's a low-talker. I can't hear
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SwearEngine posted:Uh, excuse me, Your Honor, but what is the point of this testimony? This woman's a low-talker. I can't hear Jackie is gonna cash in on your wretched disfigurement.
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