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Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Tonight we went to our regular Mexican place, and my butcher was there a few tables over. On his way out, he stops by my table, glances around suspiciously, and says "tomorrow morning, I have morcilla."

I'm going to be at his back entrance tomorrow before he opens to make sure I get my share. :ninja:

I wish I had a relationship with my butcher like this...

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mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
thanksgiving postmortem

cooked the most amazing plain-jane turkey I ever have done. got a quality bird, made an epic brine with godloads of garlic, herbs and spices salt and sugar - bordering on too salty even. sat the turkey in there for about 36 hours, took out it's backbone, laid it flat, and let it sit uncovered in a fridge for about another 36 to dry out. rubbed it with oil salt and pepper.

oven at 450 for 30 then down to 375 for the rest, only took about 2.5 hours before it hit 155-160. let it rest for 45. it was perfect! honestly couldn't ask for better turkey. perfectly seasoned despite my salt worry, amazingly crispy skin even after resting for all that time, juicy breast (breast was actually jucier than the leg meat) - and the browning was the most even I've ever achieved.


tripled down on the gravy - I was not in my home kitchen so didn't have my own stock to work with - so bought a couple gallons of some store made chicken stock (1x) and 10lbs of turkey necks, roasted the necks and some veg, made stock with the store stock (2x), and then seared off the giblets and used my stock to make gravystock (3x) - liver through a sieve to thicken, some caramelized onions, a chocolate roux - that poo poo was like crack.

lots of pretty normal but well executed sides, maybe the first meal I honestly had 0 complaints about in several months. hurray! hope y'alls thanksgivings went equally as merrily...

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Doh004 posted:

I wish I had a relationship with my butcher like this...
I'm like that with my cheesemonger. Any time something new and interesting is coming in, she lets me know. If something in the case is perfect for me (like a washed-rind that's ready to crawl out of the case on its own), she gives me a call. One time she accidentally got an unpasteurized Brie de Meaux thanks to shipping error. "Well, I can't sell it, I can't eat all three kilos myself no matter how hard I try, and I know you'll appreciate it, so here." She gave me about a kilo of it.

The French Brie they usually get is drat good cheese. It's rich, flavorful, and very enjoyable. But it's nowhere near as good as that illicit wedge of raw, unripened evil.

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:

bartolimu posted:

"Well, I can't sell it, I can't eat all three kilos myself no matter how hard I try, and I know you'll appreciate it, so here." She gave me about a kilo of it.

So jealous, wish I even had a decent local cheese place. Only dedicated place is really douchey and overpriced.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


The best thing to do with marmite is to spread it on wholemeal toast. Cut the toast into soldiers and dip into runny egg.

That Girl
Jun 21, 2004

Apparently my last post was on April 14, 2011. Would anyone care to explain "chickencheese" to me?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320 read on.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Scientastic posted:

The best thing to do with marmite is to spread it on wholemeal toast. Cut the toast into soldiers and dip into runny egg.
This man talks sense. Marmite is also good with cheese. A toasted cheese and marmite (tomatoes optional) is very good too.

I use it to add depth to things like vegetarian shepherd's pie with lentils.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

therattle posted:

This man talks sense. Marmite is also good with cheese. A toasted cheese and marmite (tomatoes optional) is very good too.

I use it to add depth to things like vegetarian shepherd's pie with lentils.
I don't 'get' Vegemite and marmite.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

bartolimu posted:

I'm like that with my cheesemonger. Any time something new and interesting is coming in, she lets me know. If something in the case is perfect for me (like a washed-rind that's ready to crawl out of the case on its own), she gives me a call. One time she accidentally got an unpasteurized Brie de Meaux thanks to shipping error. "Well, I can't sell it, I can't eat all three kilos myself no matter how hard I try, and I know you'll appreciate it, so here." She gave me about a kilo of it.

The French Brie they usually get is drat good cheese. It's rich, flavorful, and very enjoyable. But it's nowhere near as good as that illicit wedge of raw, unripened evil.

Man, cheesemongers are a thing? I'd go hog wild to find one, but I wouldn't even know where to start if I got there.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Doh004 posted:

Man, cheesemongers are a thing? I'd go hog wild to find one, but I wouldn't even know where to start if I got there.

Honestly a good start may be one of your local grocers. A lot of grocery stores are getting into the high-end cheese thing these days. And, if you've got a Whole Foods near you, they're an excellent place to start to learn about cheese - often overpriced, but they're a chain with a guaranteed minimum of cheese quantity, quality, and knowledge, which can make them a valuable resource.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008
I used to date one. We threw some pretty bangin' parties.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

I don't 'get' Vegemite and marmite.
Marmite used to have a campaign here based on how some people loved it and some hated it. They are pretty strong polarising flavours. Pretty understandable if you don't like them. Of course, I'll think less of you and your masculinity.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
A bag of bloody lucre:



Only 10 pounds, but I had to share with everyone else who wanted some.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

therattle posted:

Marmite used to have a campaign here based on how some people loved it and some hated it. They are pretty strong polarising flavours. Pretty understandable if you don't like them. Of course, I'll think less of you and your masculinity.
I'll try to smear it om my penis and see if I will get pubic hair then!

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

I'll try to smear it om my penis and see if I will get pubic hair then!
At the very least the look on your wife's face will be priceless!

That Girl
Jun 21, 2004


Oh. Okay, then. Neat? Thanks!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That Girl posted:

Oh. Okay, then. Neat? Thanks!

That's really the only way to explain it. It's a thing like pr0k's mom is a thing.

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

Happy Hat posted:

Why do people like that Kerrygold? I think it is traded here at a discount, because of the quality..

It's cheap in Europe, but it's the best I can get without having to go to a specialty store around here. Way more flavor than any of the American brands.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Skinny King Pimp posted:

It's cheap in Europe, but it's the best I can get without having to go to a specialty store around here. Way more flavor than any of the American brands.

Just culture and churn your own.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Doh004 posted:

Man, cheesemongers are a thing? I'd go hog wild to find one, but I wouldn't even know where to start if I got there.

so... theres this thing called food...

you know;

the antithesis of your dumb loving sack of poo poo dry rear end boring chicken breast on dry bread topped with Cheese Product "sandwiches"





yo

(hoping the 'yo' was enough urban flair to make all those words comprehensible for you/yourkind)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Tonight we went to our regular Mexican place, and my butcher was there a few tables over. On his way out, he stops by my table, glances around suspiciously, and says "tomorrow morning, I have morcilla."

I'm going to be at his back entrance tomorrow before he opens to make sure I get my share. :ninja:

I picture your butcher as an enormous, hairy Russian man.

How close am I?

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

mindphlux posted:

(hoping the 'yo' was enough urban flair to make all those words comprehensible for you/yourkind)
Doh can cook, Phlux. Get of his tits. On top of which, he's been a pretty cool guy about the whole thing all this time. I'd say save your rage for someone who deserves it.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
I am re-importing all my pictures after a crash, and there's stuff that I have never bothered with sorting...

I apparantly have a Sushi pictorial that I havn't bothered to type up...

Several meals that I havn't bothered to put in the "What did you do last night" thread... damnit...

Also - it is soon time for some æbleskiver again!

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Turkey day was at grandma's, so the only cooking I did was to make the gravy while my dad carved.


Gourd of Taste posted:

Push the stuffing into the sea

Great to have you back, man. :swoon:

Sorry about the meat stuffing, though... My sister's husband's family does that, and it's pretty gross. The stuffing weighs like 5 pounds per serving.


mediaphage posted:

if you've got a Whole Foods near you, they're an excellent place to start to learn about cheese - often overpriced, but they're a chain with a guaranteed minimum of cheese quantity, quality, and knowledge, which can make them a valuable resource.

Yeah, this is currently my best option. Over priced, but they built an enormous one in Dedham, and the cheese shop there has an impressive selection. The guys like to talk cheese, too.


Manuel Calavera posted:

I wasted an hour looking around at the chaos that is Thursday night "Black Friday,"


Ugggg... I went shopping with my mom at 4 AM. No one wanted to go with her, so I jumped on the grenade. I went because in her strange world, shopping is quality time, and she looked like a stricken puppy when I first told her no.

Hey, at least she bought me a nice suitcase.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Oh, and weren't we just talking mini-slicers? My grandma pulled this out of the back of her pantry and gave it to me. I think it's about 30 years old.



I sliced some mild hard cheese last night, and I was able to get some very thin slices. Motor bogs down while slicing, though, you sure never hear a Hobart do that.

I'm hoping I can make beef slices for sukiyaki/hotpot.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Eeeep

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

mindphlux posted:

so... theres this thing called food...

you know;

the antithesis of your dumb loving sack of poo poo dry rear end boring chicken breast on dry bread topped with Cheese Product "sandwiches"





yo

(hoping the 'yo' was enough urban flair to make all those words comprehensible for you/yourkind)

Man that's not really cool at all. You should probably get over that.

Doh004 fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Nov 25, 2012

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008
So, to not be a dick, you were asking about how to find a cheesemonger? Are you living around a major population center or dairy? Wegman's will have a cheese department, but whomever is doing the ordering is probably ordering off a master list tailored for the housewife market, while a specialized shop run by a cheese freak is going to have the more specialized stuff.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Vegetable Melange posted:

So, to not be a dick, you were asking about how to find a cheesemonger? Are you living around a major population center or dairy? Wegman's will have a cheese department, but whomever is doing the ordering is probably ordering off a master list tailored for the housewife market, while a specialized shop run by a cheese freak is going to have the more specialized stuff.

Kind of. I knew of butchers and fishmongers, but I had never heard of a cheesemonger. It makes sense and I just chalk it up to my inexperience in buying my own food and trying to find more specialized stores. I just did a quick search and found a couple that I could go to.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I picture your butcher as an enormous, hairy Russian man.

How close am I?

Short Mexican guy with slicked back hair and a thing for leather jackets. His brother is bald, mustachioed, and sounds like Marlon brando in the godfather.

I'll try to get some photos of this place some time.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Doh004 posted:

Kind of. I knew of butchers and fishmongers, but I had never heard of a cheesemonger. It makes sense and I just chalk it up to my inexperience in buying my own food and trying to find more specialized stores. I just did a quick search and found a couple that I could go to.

Wait till he hears about charcutiers.

"A man dedicated to salami, ham, and bacon?! :suspense:"

I kid, but really, if you can sperg about it, there is a specialist shop for it, with a supremely nerdy foodsperg at the helm. These are the pride and joy of foodists everywhere.

GrAviTy84 fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Nov 25, 2012

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

GrAviTy84 posted:

Wait till he hears about charcutiers.

"A man dedicated to salami, ham, and bacon?! :suspense:"

I kid, but really, if you can sperg about it, there is a specialist shop for it, with a supremely nerdy foodsperg at the helm. These are the pride and joy of foodists everywhere.

I've read the thread, but didn't know there were stores dedicated to it. I think I'll have to go check out this one place today.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

mindphlux posted:

A bunch of poo poo

Jesus Christ dude get over yourself. You contribute nothing to this forum.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squashy Nipples posted:

Oh, and weren't we just talking mini-slicers? My grandma pulled this out of the back of her pantry and gave it to me. I think it's about 30 years old.



I sliced some mild hard cheese last night, and I was able to get some very thin slices. Motor bogs down while slicing, though, you sure never hear a Hobart do that.

I'm hoping I can make beef slices for sukiyaki/hotpot.

Make cheesesteak! I made some for dinner last night. Top Round/London Broil came out a bit tough, even sliced as thin as I could get with a chef knife (I miss my carving knife.)

And mindphlux contributes a capitalization deficiency, you know that FGR. :colbert:

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Manuel Calavera posted:

Make cheesesteak! I made some for dinner last night. Top Round/London Broil came out a bit tough, even sliced as thin as I could get with a chef knife (I miss my carving knife.)

And mindphlux contributes a capitalization deficiency, you know that FGR. :colbert:
Say, could you make a cheesesteak but with maybe chicken instead of cheese?

Doh, ignore mindphlux. Ask whatever questions you like, as long as they are in the spirit of wanting to know more (as it was).

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

therattle posted:

Say, could you make a cheesesteak but with maybe chicken instead of cheese?

Dogs and cats, living together!

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

That'll be the name of the sandwich. Chicken and beef together in a hoagie roll - "Cats and dogs".

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

therattle posted:

Say, could you make a cheesesteak but with maybe chicken instead of cheese?

You invoke dark spirits, friend. Tread carefully less you bring about chaos and ruins. Sully not the ancient cheesesteak.

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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
I'm a fecking eejit and meant to say chicken instead of steak, not cheese. :doh:

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