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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Well I find this capricious and arbitrary!

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
In today's modern world, it just doesn't seem relevant.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
If this show were made today there would be an flashback episode to how Elaine and Jerry met.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CaptainHollywood posted:

If this show were made today there would be an flashback episode to how Elaine and Jerry met.

Seinfeld would never do something like that!

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

I knew they had when Jerry met Kramer (extremely brief), but never how Jerry met Elaine. And what makes it even more peculiar is how she was just added to the cast as if she was always there. No origin story. I imagine with Jerry/George it was the first day of high school. George said something about Superman and they were best friends ever since.

Edit: That opening dialogue in the coffee shop is potentially the most outdated scene in the show's history.

CaptainHollywood fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Nov 29, 2012

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

CaptainHollywood posted:

I knew they had when Jerry met Kramer (extremely brief), but never how Jerry met Elaine. And what makes it even more peculiar is how she was just added to the cast as if she was always there. No origin story. I imagine with Jerry/George it was the first day of high school. George said something about Superman and they were best friends ever since.

Edit: That opening dialogue in the coffee shop is potentially the most outdated scene in the show's history.

"Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since."

And that scene in the coffee shop was supposed to be outdated. It was a flashback.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Diabolik900 posted:

"Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since."

And that scene in the coffee shop was supposed to be outdated. It was a flashback.

Ah yes. I figured there was a line of sorts. Actually, I can't tell whether or not it's supposed to be outdated, or if it's part of what Jerry describes earlier/later as "engrossing conversation". This was still 1998, minus two years is still 1996. Eh.. could go either way I guess.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

CaptainHollywood posted:

I knew they had when Jerry met Kramer (extremely brief), but never how Jerry met Elaine. And what makes it even more peculiar is how she was just added to the cast as if she was always there. No origin story. I imagine with Jerry/George it was the first day of high school. George said something about Superman and they were best friends ever since.

Edit: That opening dialogue in the coffee shop is potentially the most outdated scene in the show's history.

George was climbing the rope in gym and fell on Jerry, they were friends ever since.

edit: Beaten like a child at Kramer's "skill level."

Coffee And Pie fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Nov 29, 2012

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM I REALIZED THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER WAY

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

I love that episode!

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?


Enjoy... Sack Lunch.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Chexoid posted:

Well I find this capricious and arbitrary!

Your fly's open.

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Why no T-bone!?

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
:dance:Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco:dance:

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Normy posted:

Enjoy... Sack Lunch.

Do you think they got shrunk down, or it's just a giant sack?

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Chicolini posted:

Do you think they got shrunk down, or it's just a giant sack?

Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE! :bang:

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

esperantinc posted:

AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM I REALIZED THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER WAY



Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica

Normy posted:

Enjoy... Sack Lunch.

Enjoy... Blame it on the Rain?

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
Ladies and gentlemen. Because we have been exploited by your magic pan crepe restaurants we are hijacking this plane to Cuba. Everyone stay in your seats and shut that movie off.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
Thank God I took off my heels and put on my Himalayan walking shoes!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

esperantinc posted:

AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM I REALIZED THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER WAY



I find tinsel distracting.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

esperantinc posted:

AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM I REALIZED THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER WAY



I find your belief systems fascinating.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Am I wrong or does Kruger pull out a flask right before he volunteers George for the feats of strength?

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002

haljordan posted:

Am I wrong or does Kruger pull out a flask right before he volunteers George for the feats of strength?

Oh, it be.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

WHY SEPARATE KNOB?!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

haljordan posted:

Am I wrong or does Kruger pull out a flask right before he volunteers George for the feats of strength?

You have lost a lot of hair!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

You have lost a lot of hair!

You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe! ... I lost my train of thought.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
He took it out.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Vigilance posted:

He took it out.
I love how Jerry needs it explained while Kramer immediately gets it.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

jojoinnit posted:

I love how Jerry needs it explained while Kramer immediately gets it.

Maybe, uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

potee posted:

Maybe, uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman.

I got no support! I'm flipping and I'm flopping!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Nevertheless, I do believe I shall purchase it.

Eddie Dingle
Nov 4, 2007

Got a weasel teazel my pleazel got a weasel.

Jerusalem posted:

I got no support! I'm flipping and I'm flopping!

I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin every minute of it!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Dial 9, Merlin.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Jerusalem posted:

I got no support! I'm flipping and I'm flopping!
Can't have Big Stein twitchin' and floppin!

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

haljordan posted:

Dial 9, Merlin.
I just now realized that Elaine says that because George says "now watch the magic"

I am, how you would say, not so smart.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Iatethirtybugs posted:

I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin every minute of it!

You realize what this means? There's only a thin stretch of fabric between us and.... him :gonk:

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Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Jerusalem posted:

I got no support! I'm flipping and I'm flopping!

the BRO

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