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peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

Proteus4994 posted:

see if you can program it into a fleshlight because that's the only way you're getting laid

rude!

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flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
ouya 2.0

http://www.indiegogo.com/popslate

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i like to play games on my ipad mini

wrap it up kickstarterandroidconsoleailures

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



poopslate

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Carthag posted:

poopslate
It's why I wear a nappy

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

i dig that they chose flexible funding

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

Install Gentoo posted:

i dig that they chose flexible funding

I dig there's no prototype and is all concept

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
http://www.robertsspaceindustries.com/ is @ almost 7mil in crowd sourced funding.

so is that actual money that they have legitimately collected/have a hold on, or is it all promises that will disapear when it comes time to collect?

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte


Features:

- Case is ultra-light because it is made of vapor
- Pioneering never-before-seen technology and utilizing Kickstarter, introducing Never-Will-Be-Seen technology(tm)
- Easy-to-fund format allows for us to get a lot of money, give it to an engineer and ask politely for them to invent this case, then when they don't, shrug*

*minus 80% for startup costs

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

best part

quote:

How do I charge my phone with popSLATE?

There is a micro-USB charging port on your popSLATE that passes charge through to your phone so you don't have to take the cover off.

microusb

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sagebrush posted:

best part


microusb

i don't get it. microusb owns

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

microusb is garbage that can barfly do anything useful

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

duTrieux. posted:

microusb is garbage that can barfly do anything useful

lol what.

it charges devices and sends usb data. that's what it's supposed to do.

is this some kind of triple ironic sperghipster thing

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Install Gentoo posted:

lol what.

it charges devices and sends usb data. that's what it's supposed to do.

is this some kind of triple ironic sperghipster thing

:iamafag:

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Sagebrush posted:

best part


microusb

charging your iphone over microusb is just fine, I did that with my mophie juice pak before it broke

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

i actually don't hate this idea at all

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Proteus4994 posted:

i actually don't hate this idea at all

what i think is cool is that every project must first get enough votes based on the funds they ask for, before they can go to the stage where they actually take pledges.

kickstarter could use that

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
finally, a platform to fund my ideas that are just too radical for big porn

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Shaggar posted:

http://www.robertsspaceindustries.com/ is @ almost 7mil in crowd sourced funding.

so is that actual money that they have legitimately collected/have a hold on, or is it all promises that will disapear when it comes time to collect?
to buy in at the site you actually had to pay up front, not just pledge like kickstarter where it's collected when the deadline hits, so yeah they got that money. for some reason they also did a kickstarter which I'm pretty sure finished successfully meaning they also have that money

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
thats pretty cool

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
kickstarter is a guarentee for success in business



oh no wait looks like they died after a year and had to sell their shitfood van



Pakled posted:

finally, a platform to fund my ideas that are just too radical for big porn

mostly its just for special fetish stuff like dicks full of needles and people jacking off on greek statues

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the only offbeatr (lol) projects that have been successfully funded are all furry porn

this should surprise absolutely no one

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Werthog posted:

the only offbeatr (lol) projects that have been successfully funded are all furry porn

this should surprise absolutely no one

they only have two active projects right now too.

i think they only let a very small selection of projects actually go up for funding so


site only started in august

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
where does barkley shut up and jam gaiden 2 fit?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

where does barkley shut up and jam gaiden 2 fit?



in the awesome kickstarter thread

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


somehow the oven was "never used" and yet the business "did very well".

i am close to portland. purchasing now.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

theadder posted:

purchasing now.
do a kickstarter so you can get other people to buy it for you

then a year down the track sell it on craigslist for the same amount

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


mods namechange posted:

do a kickstarter so you can get other people to buy it for you

then a year down the track sell it on craigslist for the same amount

i have it in my possession now.

i thought that i might make savoury cakes.

are you in??

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004



she said she did very well i wonder what happened

edit: lol


Dans Macabre fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Nov 30, 2012

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
porn kickstarter is surprisingly not terrible. cool

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Warning: Tsundere

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

"I remember thinking steampunk + cupcakes was going to be an unbeatable combo" - Walt Whitman

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

Jonny 290 posted:

porn kickstarter is surprisingly not terrible. cool

i assume you mean from a technical standpoint and not the projects themselves because the first one on the home page is my little pony porn

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

DaTroof posted:

i assume you mean from a technical standpoint and not the projects themselves because the first one on the home page is my little pony porn

yeah yeah obv it will become packed with filth but it's designed a little better

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

DaTroof posted:

i assume you mean from a technical standpoint and not the projects themselves because the first one on the home page is my little pony porn

i mean from a conceptual standpoint. a kickstarter for porn seems like a fairly natural thing

of course internet weirdos will ruin it but that's literally everything on the internet

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

Proteus4994 posted:

of course internet weirdos will ruin it but that's literally everything on the internet

well, i'd expect a porn kickstarter to depend almost entirely on the weirdo market because the kind of porn that most people care to watch is ubiquitous

"hmm, not much out there with big tits and money shots. maybe i should fund a project" - nobody

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Ian and Steampunk make a porno

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Lex Kramer posted:

she said she did very well i wonder what happened

edit: lol



this is the funniest loving thing

how to rip off a shitton of people and make a ton of money without them even feeling bad about it. i feel so bad that you took my money, built a truck, and then sold it without ever making the product i literally paid for, that must've been so hard for you :(


also does someone want to kickstart my remaining genitals for an offbeater project? i think it'll have a pretty good [testiclar] mass appeal.

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
its the facebook kickstarter of porn

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