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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
It being Jane's birthday means that half a year has passed since the Act 6 Act 4 flash, right? Maybe they up and beat the Condesce already and have basically been chilling with gently caress-all to do since.

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Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Hahahaha, Roxy's dress somehow looks so stupid in sprite mode.

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

A big flaming stink posted:

It being Jane's birthday means that half a year has passed since the Act 6 Act 4 flash, right? Maybe they up and beat the Condesce already and have basically been chilling with gently caress-all to do since.

Jane's birthday is April 13th. It's one day after the Act 6 Act 4 flash.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Supercar Gautier posted:

Hahahaha, Roxy's dress somehow looks so stupid in sprite mode.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. It looks like she's wearing a a purple barrel.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Makes sense, that dress style depends on the sleeves to create a proper silhouette, so in no-arms style it looks goofy.

madadric
May 18, 2008

Such a BK.
I'd like to see a sprite combo of Equius and Auto Responder. Or AR in a robot body.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

afatwhiteloaf posted:

Pretty smooth Jake, soliciting a girl who used to crush pretty hard on you for relationship advice on her birthday that you forgot about.

Given that he doesn't know she has a crush on him, if he really did forget her birthday, he probably has no reason to think this conversation will be in any way out of the ordinary.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Ariong posted:

Given that he doesn't know she has a crush on him

Rather, he thought she did, but she assured him she didn't.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Ariong posted:

Given that he doesn't know she has a crush on him, if he really did forget her birthday, he probably has no reason to think this conversation will be in any way out of the ordinary.

Jake is quite a bonehead. Hopefully he'll eventually get some things through his thick skull.

Rose Spirit
Nov 4, 2010

:33 < APEX PURREDATOR
Tumblr just made an interesting point as to why Equius + Dirk something is likely:



Another Dirk for the Dirk pile!

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Luminous Obscurity posted:

gently caress it, toss Dirk's head in there. A round of Dirks for everyone!

Side note, I'm happy that Roxy and Jane are having fun. They even got the happiest sprite combo! LOPAN is def the place to be.

I'm pretty stoked about the possibility of Equirk-sprite wearing broken pointy anime shades.

Strongylocentrotus
Jan 24, 2007

Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him - stop that pigeon NOW!

Rose Spirit posted:

Tumblr just made an interesting point as to why Equius + Dirk something is likely:



Another Dirk for the Dirk pile!

Dirquiussprite? I am somehow okay with that possibility. The two would be united in their love of horses, robotic things, and awkward sexual advances toward their respective crushes.

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
So how long have the alpha kids been in the medium for? One year? Three?

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

Oppan Windfall Style

snucks posted:

So how long have the alpha kids been in the medium for? One year? Three?

Five months going by Jack's tally marks.

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!

Rose Spirit posted:

Tumblr just made an interesting point as to why Equius + Dirk something is likely:



Another Dirk for the Dirk pile!

neigh neigh motherfuckers

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Walliard posted:

Five months going by Jack's tally marks.

quote:

You cannot enter her name!!! It was already engraved in her HONORARY PLACRONYM on her 13th birthday, which was about two and a half years ago, and has been sitting here neatly on the bookshelf ever since.
Totally forgot that Act 5 didn't open on anyone's birthday. :doh:

Midnight Raider
Apr 26, 2010

It says something again about Hussie's writing ability, that we unironically cannot wait for the potential return of a character who is most known for his sweatiness, classism, fetishisms, and being a connoisseur of horrible horse pornography.

I just can't get over it. "Now to make you love him", indeed.

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

Cat Mattress posted:

Rather, he thought she did, but she assured him she didn't.
Pretty forcefully and unequivocally, too. This is one time I wouldn't blame him, dumb as he is.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Yeah, this is pretty much a quintessential sitcom-y setup. Jane denied having any attraction to him whatsoever, which he took to heart.

The soliciting her for relationship advice on her birthday which he conveniently forgot, however, is pretty high on the Dick Moves scale.

Rose Spirit
Nov 4, 2010

:33 < APEX PURREDATOR
Maybe Jake's been spending his time away from Dirk hunting down/alchemizing Jane the perfect gift? :ohdear:

Though knowing Jake he'd probably just give her some kind of skull.

CidGregor
Sep 27, 2009

TG: if i were you i would just take that fucking devilbeast out behind the woodshed and blow its head off

Rose Spirit posted:

Maybe Jake's been spending his time away from Dirk hunting down/alchemizing Jane the perfect gift? :ohdear:

Though knowing Jake he'd probably just give her some kind of skull.

Why are we assuming he's forgotten her birthday? For all we know the first words out of his mouth in the pesterlog sure to follow on the next page will be "happy birthday Jane". We have no reason to assume he'd forget it, he clearly remembered previously, as evidenced by her collection of bunnies.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Rose Spirit posted:

Tumblr just made an interesting point as to why Equius + Dirk something is likely:



Another Dirk for the Dirk pile!

The only problem I have with this is that the Trolls don't map 1:1 with that color wheel. For example, you need three greenish spots: Kanaya (emerald), Nepeta (olive), and Karkat's missing lime.

Iny
Jan 11, 2012

Captain Oblivious posted:

Gcat's tiny party hat is the best. Although it strains my suspension of disbelief to imagine a cat, much less a cat with godly powers, would permit itself to be subjected to such an indignity.

I suspect Gcat showed up already wearing the hat. Attempts to evict him from the party ended in the most abject of failure.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


CidGregor posted:

Why are we assuming he's forgotten her birthday? For all we know the first words out of his mouth in the pesterlog sure to follow on the next page will be "happy birthday Jane". We have no reason to assume he'd forget it, he clearly remembered previously, as evidenced by her collection of bunnies.

Well, it seems suspiscious that neither he nor Dirk mentioned it, plus Dirk was making plans for them to do something and didn't mention going to it, plus if Jake knows it's her birthday and decides to ring her up for romance advice without once remarking that maybe he should just go there since it's her birthday and he's expected... Simply put he's not really acting like a guy who remembers there's a birthday party going on.

CidGregor
Sep 27, 2009

TG: if i were you i would just take that fucking devilbeast out behind the woodshed and blow its head off

Dolash posted:

Well, it seems suspiscious that neither he nor Dirk mentioned it, plus Dirk was making plans for them to do something and didn't mention going to it, plus if Jake knows it's her birthday and decides to ring her up for romance advice without once remarking that maybe he should just go there since it's her birthday and he's expected... Simply put he's not really acting like a guy who remembers there's a birthday party going on.

That just seems like too many assumptions to make. The fact of Jane's birthday wasn't really relevant to the previous scene, why should it come up? Why should DIRK making tomb raiding plans have any bearing on JAKE'S intention to attend the party or not? Why should we assume he doesn't have every intent of hopping over there via gate portal/roxy portal/transportalizer very soon?

I don't know maybe I just have more faith in his sincerity as a good honest kid that legit cares about his friends than you guys are seeing. I'm an optimist like that.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Nepeta/Feferisprite is the most adorable thing ever. I'm happy!

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


CidGregor posted:

That just seems like too many assumptions to make. The fact of Jane's birthday wasn't really relevant to the previous scene, why should it come up? Why should DIRK making tomb raiding plans have any bearing on JAKE'S intention to attend the party or not? Why should we assume he doesn't have every intent of hopping over there via gate portal/roxy portal/transportalizer very soon?

I don't know maybe I just have more faith in his sincerity as a good honest kid that legit cares about his friends than you guys are seeing. I'm an optimist like that.

He can care about his friends and forget a birthday, happens to the very best of us. More to the point, if he hasn't forgotten it actually looks worse since that means he's calling Jane up for romantic advice rather than heading over to celebrate her birthday, which is pretty selfish. And it's not a bunch of assumptions so much as a bunch of circumstantial evidence that collectively suggest he and Dirk have forgotten or aren't thinking about it - thinking that all of the above possibilities are plausibly explained some other way would be a lot of assumptions. I mean, if Dirk wanted to plan some occasion to hang out with Jake, why not the birthday party going on right that moment? He could be making tomb-raiding plans in person then.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
This new sprite really needs to be called Furfuri.

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

Admiral Goodenough posted:

Somehow Jane's practical dress sense makes her super endearing to me. No big whoop, just some shorts and a tshirt to wear to this birthday party.

Jane is wearing Ethan's loving baseball shirt from Ctrl+Alt+Del.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


ddddddffdfddddfddf posted:

Jane is wearing Ethan's loving baseball shirt from Ctrl+Alt+Del.

She's just wearing a jersey shirt with a logo on it. Unless CAD used that fat blob creature thing.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Strongylocentrotus posted:

Dirquiussprite? I am somehow okay with that possibility. The two would be united in their love of horses, robotic things, and awkward sexual advances toward their respective crushes.

Will they remember to remove HAL before they do :ohdear:

TheDemon
Dec 11, 2006

...on the plus side I'm feeling much more angry now than I expected so this totally helps me get in character.
Yeah, let's not forget that Dirk's head is wearing the AutoResponder, and I seriously doubt it will be removed.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Literally Sharks posted:

I suspect Gcat showed up already wearing the hat. Attempts to evict him from the party ended in the most abject of failure.
Gcat must be the alternate universe version of Party Cat.

Suaimhneas
Nov 19, 2005

That's how you get tinnitus

Sudden funny realisation: Rose's and Roxy's sprites were both prototyped with a cat and a princess.

Cthulhuchan
Nov 10, 2005

Rose: Sip martini thoughtfully.

Such as this one.

Just a tiny sip couldn't hurt...
And I just now remember why we haven't seen Jane's yet. Duh, it ker-sploded.

So I guess that means she doesn't get a sprite at all?

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

Suaimhneas posted:

Sudden funny realisation: Rose's and Roxy's sprites were both prototyped with a cat and a princess.

Awful premonition: Dirquiussprite will make a handful of terrible "arrow to the knee" jokes to go with the "over 9000" shtick. (Somehow, it'll be funny.)

Saradiart
Dec 13, 2009

OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

Suaimhneas posted:

Sudden funny realisation: Rose's and Roxy's sprites were both prototyped with a cat and a princess.

An underwater princess at that.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

Saradiart posted:

An underwater princess at that.

That's associated with Horrorterrors.

The commonalities pile doesn't stop from getting any taller or however that goes.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

JT Jag posted:

Come on AR, come on AR

The STRONG arm of the law.

e/ We really need a way to distinguish between two identically abbreviated excellent characters.

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Dec 1, 2012

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Arthur Crackpot
Sep 4, 2011

Proceed in a str8 line shaped like a perpetually shifting torus knot until you feel a sense of despair transcending all mortal comprehension, then hang a right at the next octopus, she'll be in the first room on the left

Popo posted:

That's associated with Horrorterrors.

The commonalities pile doesn't stop from getting any taller or however that goes.

It's times like this that leave me wondering exactly how much of this was planned, and how much Hussie mined his own material for.

Because either way, :psyboom:

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