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Yeah, I use pomade. A lot of people use pomade. It's very common. It's just changed a bit since the 60's.
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This is probably in like 60% of the bathrooms of guys I know.
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Nov 29, 2012 21:13
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My pomade was taken from me by the TSA. I want to write a rockabilly song about it.
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Nov 29, 2012 22:02
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Pomade is pretty pro hair product.
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Nov 30, 2012 05:14
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Does anyone else read that as "jiggle?"
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Nov 30, 2012 05:57
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Yeah, this is supposed to have a "deliberately cut-and-pasted wacky ensemble cast" look, but I'm not sure that excuses it for looking godawful: I particularly like the woman on the right giving a "come and get it" motion with someone else's disembodied hand.
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Nov 30, 2012 15:30
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Tewratomeh posted:Yeah, this is supposed to have a "deliberately cut-and-pasted wacky ensemble cast" look, but I'm not sure that excuses it for looking godawful: Each of those people look like they think they're in a completely different situation. Combined, they look pretty happy about their situation as well; "Teehee, let's block the door for a bit!" Also, I thought Dave Foley chillin' on the ground there was Eric Roberts. Hewlett fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Nov 30, 2012 |
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Nov 30, 2012 15:32
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Tewratomeh posted:Yeah, this is supposed to have a "deliberately cut-and-pasted wacky ensemble cast" look, but I'm not sure that excuses it for looking godawful: Oh boy...  I'm also 90% sure I've seen that Olivia Munn asset in like 4 other places.
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Nov 30, 2012 15:39
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I think one of those fake cellphone pictures of her from a few months back used that face.
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zenintrude posted:I'm also 90% sure I've seen that Olivia Munn asset in like 4 other places. Maybe she just has one facial expression.
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Nov 30, 2012 16:04
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zenintrude posted:Oh boy... Well if you're gonna steal, steal from... the best? But at least the Uncle Buck poster looks like it was only maybe two different shoots, John Candy separate and then the family also separate. It could've even been one shoot for all I know, with a hand-painted background.
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Tewratomeh posted:Yeah, this is supposed to have a "deliberately cut-and-pasted wacky ensemble cast" look, but I'm not sure that excuses it for looking godawful: Hewlett posted:Each of those people look like they think they're in a completely different situation. Combined, they look pretty happy about their situation as well; "Teehee, let's block the door for a bit!" zenintrude posted:Oh boy... Tewratomeh posted:Well if you're gonna steal, steal from... the best? This exact poster and comparison to Uncle Buck and general conversation happened a few months ago. It's deja-vu all over again.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This exact poster and comparison to Uncle Buck and general conversation happened a few months ago. It's deja-vu all over again.
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Nov 30, 2012 17:09
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Tewratomeh posted:Yeah, this is supposed to have a "deliberately cut-and-pasted wacky ensemble cast" look, but I'm not sure that excuses it for looking godawful: Those bodies don't belong to those heads. Those hands, those legs, they come from different photos, a true army of Frankenstein's monsters!
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Nov 30, 2012 17:34
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Tewratomeh posted:Yeah, this is supposed to have a "deliberately cut-and-pasted wacky ensemble cast" look, but I'm not sure that excuses it for looking godawful: For awhile there I thought the blonde's arm on the door was the shirtless guy's arm with a really awkward elbow placement.
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Ez posted:Maybe she just has one facial expression. Taking a "sexy" dump?
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couldcareless posted:For awhile there I thought the blonde's arm on the door was the shirtless guy's arm with a really awkward elbow placement.  Holy poo poo... I honestly did not even notice that it wasn't his arm. But then I'd look at her and see her holding the door too... that's some serious perspective mind-fuckery that you'd only get with the shittiest of copy-paste jobs.And sorry about apparently starting another Freeloaders/Uncle Buck discussion.
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Desperado Bones posted:Those bodies don't belong to those heads. Those hands, those legs, they come from different photos, a true army of Frankenstein's monsters! To be fair though, in the Uncle Buck poster that is in no way John Candy's left hand. It looks like it was just drawn. Also its not that clear but that could just be Candy's head posted on a body. The people on the other side of the door all look like it was from a real picture though.
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Nov 30, 2012 21:52
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muscles like this? posted:To be fair though, in the Uncle Buck poster that is in no way John Candy's left hand. It looks like it was just drawn. Also its not that clear but that could just be Candy's head posted on a body. The people on the other side of the door all look like it was from a real picture though. That hand looks totally Terry Gilliam.
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muscles like this? posted:To be fair though, in the Uncle Buck poster that is in no way John Candy's left hand. It looks like it was just drawn. Also its not that clear but that could just be Candy's head posted on a body. The people on the other side of the door all look like it was from a real picture though. The newspaper was also put in there, but yes, they win extra points for using a photo with real people on the other side. At least it looks more natural and less monstrous.
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Looking at that Uncle Buck poster, everything on the left side just looks more and more fake-y. The suitcase is totally fake, the cigar is obviously manipulated and the aforementioned racing form is totally just drawn.
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muscles like this? posted:Looking at that Uncle Buck poster, everything on the left side just looks more and more fake-y. The suitcase is totally fake, the cigar is obviously manipulated and the aforementioned racing form is totally just drawn. Even his face looks like a painting if you look at it long enough.
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TheJoker138 posted:Even his face looks like a painting if you look at it long enough. Oh God, now I'm looking at things in real life and it all looks like paintings!
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Can you show people on posters smoking anymore?
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Mister Chief posted:Can you show people on posters smoking anymore? Nope, which leads to hilarity like the poster for a re-issue of Mon Oncle depicting the titular character with a pinwheel in his mouth. Also, Goon-favorite Gravity Falls had a pretty awesome joke where a reanimated Groucho Marx wax figurine quips "Hey, why is my hand empty?" when they had to show him sans trademark cigar.
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 Noobz...with a z!  More like Boobz. She doesn't need eyes, a brain or a lower body, just a chest and a love of gamers. My dream woman  . This was made in India and has now been dubbed with a star-studded cast! Considering it's sponsored by PETA I'm surprised the poster doesn't have a naked woman in a cage or covered in blood or something. Also, check out the Michael Myers face on that topmost monkey  . The perfect solution to the 'who gets top billing?' dilemma: Make a poster where you can barely see any of the cast or read their names. This one's not that bad overall, though. Unless you really hate instagram.  Nancy Grace: The Movie. From the trailer, this appears to be a found footage car-chase film. Yup. And finally, a palette cleanser  Watch out lady, there's a train coming! bowser fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Dec 1, 2012 |
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Dec 1, 2012 07:04
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Having read the novel, that's intentional.
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They stopped trying to make Keira Knightley bustier, at least.
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Why is Keira Knightley in so many bland adaptations of classic literature?
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WickedIcon posted:Why is Keira Knightley in so many bland adaptations of classic literature? I didn't think the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie was bland.
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Alhazred posted:I didn't think the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie was bland. That was based on a ride at a theme park.
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Mister Chief posted:That was based on a ride at a theme park. Yeah, but it stole more from Monkey Island than anything it took from the ride. I can't believe Lucas didn't try to sue them over that one.
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Mister Chief posted:That was based on a ride at a theme park. Yes, a ride that is in the Western canon.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, but it stole more from Monkey Island than anything it took from the ride. According to his own words, when Dead Man's Chest was released, Ron Gilbert sat by his mail box for weeks, waiting for a royalty check that never came. It got really blatant when they introduced the mysterious voodoo lady in that one.
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Forktoss posted:According to his own words, when Dead Man's Chest was released, Ron Gilbert sat by his mail box for weeks, waiting for a royalty check that never came. It got really blatant when they introduced the mysterious voodoo lady in that one. Good thing they then licensed On Stranger Tides, which Monkey Island also rips off heavily.
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Dec 1, 2012 14:20
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It's ripoff pirates all the way down.
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Monkey Island was originally inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean ride anyway, sooooo...
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Are Monkey Island and POC the ONLY stories about pirates 
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Yonic Symbolism posted:Are Monkey Island and POC the ONLY stories about pirates Cutthroat Island
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