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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


i'm the Adult indie movie

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ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
kickstarter for porn? it's like we never even learned the lessons of swap.avi

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

DaTroof posted:

well, i'd expect a porn kickstarter to depend almost entirely on the weirdo market because the kind of porn that most people care to watch is ubiquitous

"hmm, not much out there with big tits and money shots. maybe i should fund a project" - nobody

pretty much.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
i can't believe you guys came through to help me fund this porno. thanks to crowdsourcing i can finally jerk to that one really weird dream i had that one time

Gold Dust Gasoline
Jul 11, 2006

just be yourself and you'll be fine
Pillbug
finally my dreams of a aaa quality my pony porn can be realized

it's a good day to be alive my man

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Gold Dust Gasoline posted:

finally my dreams of a aaa quality my pony porn can be realized

i have a bad feeling that you don't need kickstarter to find this

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
okay now we know who has higher standards in pony porn, so that's that out of the way

Moose Milkie
Sep 6, 2007

:cthulhu::respek::ghost:
COME ON GET INVOLVED
THERE'S A MOOSETERY TO SOLVE
HANG AROUND WITH MOOSE MILKIE




ROVER HERE!!!!!
http://www.indiegogo.com/TaskOne

https://vimeo.com/53934382

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

This guy is a friend of a friend of a friend, I gave him $25

http://www.indiegogo.com/yearofopensource

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."




dickstarter

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Gentle Autist posted:

This guy is a friend of a friend of a friend, I gave him $25

http://www.indiegogo.com/yearofopensource

I'm glad you know richard stallman irl but this isn't the place to brag about it

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

that guy makes me so furious when he says "im a mac user" to indicate he doesn't know poo poo about poo poo :spergin:

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Lex Kramer posted:

she said she did very well i wonder what happened

edit: lol



She probably realized how much work it was going to be and said gently caress it I'll just make another kickstarter.

Also LOL at trying to sell it for how much it cost to build.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


saw this on hn lol

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1547218311/alpha-colony-an-exploration-building-and-trading-g

28 dollars

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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010


It was like $500 but someone upped their pledge by several hundred dollars like 10 seconds from the end, and there was no time for anyone to kick in the final 28 dollars

making a kickstarter is like making an ebay auction, you don't want it to end at 2am when everyone is in bed

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



loooooooooooooooool

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/62367895/mrghost-iphone-emf-detector?ref=home_spotlight

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Holy loving poo poo

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/673308573/myled-bringing-external-notifications-to-iphone-an?ref=category

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!


wait iphones don't already have notification lights? or is that :thejoke:

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



yes and also it takes up then headphone port, looks retarded, and also led notifications are stupid to begin with

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
iPhones don't have persistent notification lights. you can have the camera flash go off when you get a message but that's dumb as hell and there's nothing like Android's multicolored constant blinking

I don't miss that poo poo one bit tbqh

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Also the app is going to have to be constantly running in the bg and never sleep. Don't know how it's gonna get around the background task time limit

Either way. Gonna kill battery life

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

oh man a rectal thermometer for my phone? sign me up

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

BiohazrD posted:

yes and also it takes up then headphone port, looks retarded, and also led notifications are stupid to begin with

it's more than just that actually

quote:

Does myLED flash in different colors?
Currently myLED produces a red flash. We choose to create myLED with a single color

Does myLED alert for text messages?
we expect the initial app to ship only with notifications for Calls, Emails, FB, Twitter and Skype.

Is myLED compatible with all iOS devices?
There are some compatibility issues with iPhone 5 that are currently being addressed.

RISKS AND CHALLENGES

One risk is app approval by Apple for the AppStore. Gaining access to notifications on the phone log is blocked for most apps and we had to go far to find solutions that don’t use this method.

so to reiterate,

- not even a multicolored led
- does not alert for text messages (but it does skype!!!)
- takes up the headphone port
- app runs in the background constantly
- not compatible with the newest iphone
- apple may arbitrarily disable the functionality at any time

sign me the gently caress up

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!


A genuine bonafide bullshit detector! My GF would love this crap, I better not show it to her.

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics

cleanhands
Jun 9, 2010

My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

Jonny 290 posted:

teenage girl dramatown

mods,

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004



awesome i want one

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Sagebrush posted:

it's more than just that actually


so to reiterate,

- not even a multicolored led
- does not alert for text messages (but it does skype!!!)
- takes up the headphone port
- app runs in the background constantly
- not compatible with the newest iphone
- apple may arbitrarily disable the functionality at any time

sign me the gently caress up

never mind i don't want one

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe






Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
this one is legit kinda depressing



:smith:

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012


the laff case soon to be available for iphone 5

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
ah yes a big ugly colored metal cross, "minimal"

Fabricated posted:

this one is legit kinda depressing



:smith:

it was depressing from the start which is why nobody donated

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Yodzilla posted:

ah yes a big ugly colored metal cross, "minimal"

i dont think you're paying attention.

the case is literally just those 4 things on the corners and the aluminum cross thing connecting them. it protects nothing.

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
a g-string to make ur iphone even more sexy

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Yodzilla posted:


it was depressing from the start which is why nobody donated

yeah

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Install Gentoo posted:

i dont think you're paying attention.

the case is literally just those 4 things on the corners and the aluminum cross thing connecting them. it protects nothing.

no i get it i just think it funny that it's both worthless for protection yet more visually distracting than a slim case

i'm sharing in the laff

Swolegoat
Nov 4, 2011
guessing no one has posted this yet,

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1772396160/im-learning-to-apologise-for-my-metabolism-photo-b

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
ian did you win kickstarter yet?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010


thin and athletic women have it so hard in life, they have to endure hardships like

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
check ur fat privilege

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

mods namechange posted:

check ur fat privilege

done

it says i have this allowance

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yet currently i am only at here

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so i guess i got a ways to go before i have to worry

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