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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Are Monkey Island and POC the ONLY stories about pirates :psyduck:
I'm still waiting for Spielberg to adapt Pirate Latitudes.
E: Also The Goonies

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Teaser poster for a film that's apparently called Mu.





Also, the French poster for Riddick is out.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

Also, the French poster for Riddick is out.



I had no idea this was still happening! very excited

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Fayez Butts posted:

I had no idea this was still happening! very excited

Yeah, me neither. What the hell? :stare:

I'm excited too now!

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Yeah, I remember the last time I got excited for a Riddick movie.

That turned out well.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

bowser posted:


The perfect solution to the 'who gets top billing?' dilemma: Make a poster where you can barely see any of the cast or read their names. This one's not that bad overall, though. Unless you really hate instagram.

This is actually a documentary about Ben Lee, so there's not really a "cast", per se...

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

The MSJ posted:

They stopped trying to make Keira Knightley bustier, at least.



/raises hand I'm interested

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Her breast SO SMALL when she nudes

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Brocktoon posted:

This is actually a documentary about Ben Lee, so there's not really a "cast", per se...

Whoops, never heard of him and didn't realize it was a documentary. My bad! Is he well known in Australia? He doesn't seem to be that popular or particularly notable, why does he get a documentary? :v: From the trailer it seems to be pretty masturbatory.

bowser fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Dec 2, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Are Monkey Island and POC the ONLY stories about pirates :psyduck:

Nope, but the amount of stuff PoTC cribbed from Monkey is a little crazy. You could change the name of PoTC to Monkey Island: The Movie, and change nothing in the movie itself, and it would basically be the perfect movie version of the game.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

bowser posted:

Whoops, never heard of him and didn't realize it was a documentary. My bad! Is he well known in Australia? He doesn't seem to be that popular or particularly notable, why does he get a documentary? :v: From the trailer it seems to be pretty masturbatory.

"Why does a Ben Lee documentary exist?" is a fairly reasonable question. He's sort-of notable for dating Claire Danes in the 90s and achieving a smidgen of success in his mid-teens with a novelty record about Evan Dando. I don't know if he still sells a lot of records in Australia or if anything remotely interesting has happened to him in the last 15 years.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Yonic Symbolism posted:

Are Monkey Island and POC the ONLY stories about pirates :psyduck:

Yes. In fact, they're the only story at all. The monomyth is actually just PoC.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Vagabundo posted:

Teaser poster for a film that's apparently called Mu.



Monsters Unc.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Brocktoon posted:

This is actually a documentary about Ben Lee, so there's not really a "cast", per se...
Wait, there are still people who aren't Ben Lee who give a poo poo about Ben Lee?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Monsters Unc.

I bet Sully gets so much college monsterette trim.

pug wearing a hat
May 29, 2012

please allow me to introduce myself i'm a man of wealth and taste

bowser posted:


More like Boobz. She doesn't need eyes, a brain or a lower body, just a chest and a love of gamers. My dream woman :swoon:.

Did they forget to replace the Lorem Ipsum text in the credits?

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

Hey guys, for Christmas I'm making my apartment look cool and what I'm hoping to find is some artful and awesome movie stills and also possibly some foreign movie posters of American films.

Know of any good ones and of any sites that sell high quality ones?

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time

pug wearing a hat posted:

Did they forget to replace the Lorem Ipsum text in the credits?

Jesus. Nice catch.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

pug wearing a hat posted:

Did they forget to replace the Lorem Ipsum text in the credits?

Hey, Lorem Ipsum works really fuckin' hard, you dick.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Dan Didio posted:

Hey, Lorem Ipsum works really fuckin' hard, you dick.

You have to admit though, it was a little egocentric to name the movie after himself too.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Are Monkey Island and POC the ONLY stories about pirates :psyduck:

No but Ron Gilbert was clearly influenced by On Stranger Tides.

Deadly Chlorine
Nov 8, 2009

The accumulated filth of all the dog poop and hairballs will foam up about their waists and all the catladies and dog crazies will look up and shout "Save us!"
... and I'll look down and whisper
"No."

pug wearing a hat posted:

Did they forget to replace the Lorem Ipsum text in the credits?
:lol: nice catch. This poster is amazing, holy poo poo.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


This is the most un-Star Trek of a Star Trek poster I've ever seen.

Feels like The Dark Knight: First Contact.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's probably not the main poster, but rather a UK variant.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

When I think Star Trek, I think of skyscrapers and trench coats.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

It's the logo. The shape is like the Star Trek logo. Get it? GET IT?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I like the contrast between the un-Star-Trek image and the Starfleet logo. Kinda like the title: Star Trek Into Darkness.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Oh, don't worry, guys. This movie will be skippably bad, remember the Star Trek movie rule.

Pwnstar
Dec 9, 2007

Who wants some waffles?

But.. this is the second movie..?!

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The Star Trek Movie Rule got thrown off by Nemesis not being a good one but in fact being the worst thing ever.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Even by straight numerical order, it's still wrong.
I mean the film might still blow and all...

That poster is the most un-Trek thing ever. Where's the spaaaaaace?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lizard Combatant posted:

Even by straight numerical order, it's still wrong.
I mean the film might still blow and all...

That poster is the most un-Trek thing ever. Where's the spaaaaaace?

Word has it that Cumberbatch is playing Lt. Gary Mitchell. If that's the case, there's not a whole hell of a lot in the category of "space" battles, so to speak.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Gonz posted:

Word has it that Cumberbatch is playing Lt. Gary Mitchell. If that's the case, there's not a whole hell of a lot in the category of "space" battles, so to speak.

I didn't say "space battles" though. If this is all set on earth it's going suck so many eggs.

That seems like a good casting choice though, if not the most fascinating villain.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

MikeJF posted:

The Star Trek Movie Rule got thrown off by Nemesis not being a good one but in fact being the worst thing ever.

Ahh, I remember this argument. Nemesis was bad but should have been good, and the reboot was good but should have been bad, and this confused scholars for an age.

Until someone added Galaxy Quest (good) to the timeline, which restored balance.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lizard Combatant posted:

I didn't say "space battles" though. If this is all set on earth it's going suck so many eggs.

That seems like a good casting choice though, if not the most fascinating villain.

I doubt it's gonna take place entirely on Earth or any other planet for that matter; the goddamn thing is gonna be in 3D. Abrams will almost certainly include lots of PEW PEW PEW and explosions and space shenanigans and 3 dimensional thinking. Nobody wants to watch a terrestrial-based ST movie.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Is that the London Eye? And the Gherkin?

Are there regional variants for other cities, or does this movie have a lot of stuff happening in London?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tears In A Vial posted:

Is that the London Eye? And the Gherkin?

Are there regional variants for other cities, or does this movie have a lot of stuff happening in London?

Well, he IS Sherlock Holmes, afterall.

I'd love to see other parts of Earth in the 23rd/24th century Star Trek universe. All we ever saw in any of the shows was France, I believe.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Dec 3, 2012

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

AndyElusive posted:

Feels like The Dark Knight: First Contact.
Because The Dark Knight Rises did the exact same thing. Broken/ruined buildings form a void in shape of the logo. Someone put a Batman cowl over Kirk's head.

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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Stare-Out posted:

Because The Dark Knight Rises did the exact same thing. Broken/ruined buildings form a void in shape of the logo. Someone put a Batman cowl over Kirk's head.

Terminator: Salvation did it as well with the buildings and rubble forming the T-800 skull.

Toss it in the movie poster trope list.

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