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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZqNneGC8A

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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Cross post from the SPL thread

El Patron posted:

An Elgin fan on their first trip into the big city samples many of the local drugs.

http://twitter.yfrog.com/05vlaclmcypdsajkhuaangwgz

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Oh dear oh dear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yMd6_KgfzA

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
I feel bad for that guy, but you can't really blame him with all that rain. I'm sure that ball was slick as a used car salesman.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

the posted:

I feel bad for that guy, but you can't really blame him with all that rain. I'm sure that ball was slick as a used car salesman.

He should have his body behind the ball with all that rain, but I don't blame him either. Probably has 0 footing in those conditions.

lil sartre
Feb 12, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Check out the second goal in this for some amazing goalkeeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsDX-2wjJzs

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
Such amazing skills!

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Gun gestures in Mexico will get you a straight red..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgQFQ5n_pQ

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

Ninpo posted:

Gun gestures in Mexico will get you a straight red..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgQFQ5n_pQ

A straight red is a bit harsh but maybe the red has a different definition of violent conduct.

partipo
Sep 24, 2005
participaction?
edit: ^^^^^^^^^^^ I think the offense is unique to Mexico because of the ridiculously violent drug war it's embroiled in.

Ninpo posted:

Gun gestures in Mexico will get you a straight red..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgQFQ5n_pQ

The best part is his teammate proceeding to do the worm away as he looks completely shocked at the card.

partipo fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Dec 3, 2012

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

partipo posted:

The best part is his teammate proceeding to do the worm away as he looks completely shocked at the card.
Hahahaha I need to find a gif of this now.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

partipo posted:

The best part is his teammate proceeding to do the worm away as he looks completely shocked at the card.

hahaha yes that was great

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ninpo posted:

Gun gestures in Mexico will get you a straight red..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgQFQ5n_pQ

I'm glad my suggestion for red cards for any coordinated celebration is gaining traction.

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat

Ninpo posted:

Gun gestures in Mexico will get you a straight red..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgQFQ5n_pQ

I can understand the sentiment here I guess. The guy worming away really takes away from any seriousness though, that was loving hilarious!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Full kit wankers

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I'm glad my suggestion for red cards for any coordinated celebration is gaining traction.

Straight reds for any celebrations which involve props or took longer to think up than to perform. Sorted.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Send off Robbie Keane for crimes against gymnastics

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Gary Lineker ‏@GaryLineker
RT @piersmorgan: FACT: I've got 30 times as many followers as The Pope - @Pontifex < And 30 times as many chins

:laugh:

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

plainswalker75 posted:

Such amazing skills!


loved it :)

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

The one on the left looks eerily like him, the other 2, not so much.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
didn't they all have 'daddy' on the back of their shirts? The oldest one almost needs a razor for fucks sakes.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
they're all identical to her

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
http://deadspin.com/5965048/did-fox-soccer-studio-hosts-go-too-far-in-mocking-this-obese-fan

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

The in-studio "talent" on Fox Soccer are unfathomably terrible

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Lamont Cranston posted:

The in-studio "talent" on Fox Soccer are unfathomably terrible

Without question. The matchday talent are dogshit and the news crew on the Fox Soccer Report are even worse. They just replaced the whole crew and it seems the only thing they wanted in the new people were loving annoying accents. There's a Dutch guy in a bow tie who is clearly severely developmentally disabled and his 'insights' are comical.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Rob Stone and Eric Wynalda are the greatest. I fondly remember a game Rob was at in Toronto and he got to say 'bitch' on national tv and did so like 15 times in 2 minutes. It was in reference to 'Bitchy the Hawk', a hawk who lived at the stadium and hunted during the game.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


:laffo:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
http://lockerdome.com/articles/103043363

:monocle: (possibly NSFW)

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

T. Mascis posted:

Without question. The matchday talent are dogshit and the news crew on the Fox Soccer Report are even worse. They just replaced the whole crew and it seems the only thing they wanted in the new people were loving annoying accents. There's a Dutch guy in a bow tie who is clearly severely developmentally disabled and his 'insights' are comical.

The crew for Goals on Sunday isn't the worst I've ever seen. Fox Soccer Report is an abomination. It looks like a local high school's closed-circuit morning announcements or something.

I like Warren Barton, I think he's fine. Eric Wynalda can fly off the handle a bit every once in a while, maybe take a bad joke too far. That said, I like Wynalda, I dunno, he's sorta got some character. Brian McBride has good insights, but he seems to have trouble phrasing things properly and stumbles over his words frequently. Plus his too-close-together eyes remind me of my middle school gym teacher. Then there's some other British guy who is just rando as hell.

Keep in mind my opinions are not informed by Sky Sports analysts or whatever, I don't get to see a lot of that in the States. People say everyone is poo poo except Gary Neville from what I can gather, and he's pretty legit in the booth.

edit:

Some awkward content:

http://msn.foxsports.com/video?videoid=2640f145-291f-4a8b-98d8-263ea51314b4&src=v5:share:sharepermalink:uuids&from=sharepermalink

I love how the NFL guys seem to have no clue what the hell is going on

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Dec 3, 2012

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Remember Remember the First of December

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Hahaha, a guy literally rang 606 on Saturday and said it was so unfair that Bale has been labelled a diver because he hasn't done it all season....

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Hahaha, a guy literally rang 606 on Saturday and said it was so unfair that Bale has been labelled a diver because he hasn't done it all season....

More yellow cards for simulation than anyone else, he's an absolute piece of poo poo

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
Is minus.com an appropriate hotlinking site?

Edit: I'm too paranoid to risk it

the fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Dec 3, 2012

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

the posted:

Is minus.com an appropriate hotlinking site?

Edit: I'm too paranoid to risk it

Minus is fine, but I appreciate you not embedding a 25MB gif regardless.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

T. Mascis posted:

More yellow cards for simulation than anyone else, he's an absolute piece of poo poo

Massive lol at this.

Grainbarn
Jul 2, 2007

What the fuck did I do?

T. Mascis posted:

More yellow cards for simulation than anyone else, he's an absolute piece of poo poo
Where is Suarez on the List?

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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Jesus christ

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/dutch-youth-soccer-linesman-dies-attack_n_2232427.html

Bunch of 15-16 year olds kill a linesman

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