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Mister Snips posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7bB8D_mAY that first line is literally what i hear in my head whenever someone mentions serial commas
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Dec 3, 2012 00:16
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i would go to a ball if someone invited me but my cats dont like to have balls
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AtomD posted:that first line is literally what i hear in my head whenever someone mentions serial commas yup
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_punctuation if you need a special indicator to mark your sarcasm, unironically kill you're self </SARCASM>
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Dec 3, 2012 05:08
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 cool so my computer can display 💩 (PILE OF POO) but not some shitlord's sarcmark a good computer
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Dec 3, 2012 05:22
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download the newest unicode so that you can understand your fellow xkcd-shirt-wearer's brilliant satire
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Donkwich posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_punctuation In some internet forums, green text is used to signify irony.[14] makes u think.............
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events basically "look how wrong everyone is" who the gently caress keeps track of these things
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Dec 3, 2012 05:50
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Quine Connoisseur posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events that's not worthless at all for those of us with crazy relatives
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Dec 3, 2012 05:57
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Trig Discipline posted:that's not worthless at all for those of us with crazy relatives they'd prob just pick one, make up a date and call it their own 
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Dec 3, 2012 05:58
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Quine Connoisseur posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events Except the last three, the true end dates
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Trig Discipline posted:that's not worthless at all for those of us with crazy relatives wish i had a crazy relative to laugh at/feel bad for
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just posting to say how fuckin awsome beetroot is on hamburgers and that the lamb burger was aight thank
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Dec 3, 2012 13:50
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YF-23 posted:wish i had a crazy relative to laugh at/feel bad for i legit have a few who are part of some sort of christian end times thing and the world as been ending any day now for the last thirty years
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Dec 3, 2012 21:08
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Wit_sponge posted:just posting to say how fuckin awsome beetroot is on hamburgers yeah i had one of those mcd's lamb burgers and it was p good for mcdonalds
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Dec 3, 2012 21:10
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Trig Discipline posted:i legit have a few who are part of some sort of christian end times thing and the world as been ending any day now for the last thirty years you've just described almost the entirety of christian theological thought. the original promise was that the revelation and end of times would be during the lifetimes of those who walked with jesus, and we all know how that turned out.
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Dec 3, 2012 21:15
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duTrieux. posted:you've just described almost the entirety of christian theological thought. the original promise was that the revelation and end of times would be during the lifetimes of those who walked with jesus, and we all know how that turned out. but the reference to "this generation" somehow meant something other than what "generation" actually means, because of reasons
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Deacon of Delicious posted:but the reference to "this generation" somehow meant something other than what "generation" actually means, because of reasons more death for the death god
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuous-repayment_mortgage lmao @ the first picture and caption
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuous-repayment_mortgage lol jesus christ
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuous-repayment_mortgage
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duTrieux. posted:you've just described almost the entirety of christian theological thought nah
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oh right, what would you know about religion mr martin
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_report
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Dec 4, 2012 10:55
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not worthless: 
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Dec 4, 2012 12:57
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:not worthless: haha, awesome
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:not worthless: banned for goatse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEGaBXG3Kg
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Dec 4, 2012 20:30
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_map_images_with_missing_or_unclear_data Some locations on free, publicly viewable satellite map services, have missing, incomplete, or unclear map data. In some cases, these regions have been intentionally digitally obscured or blurred.[1] Westchester County, New York, for example, has asked Google to blur potential terror targets (such as an amusement park, a beach, and parking lots) from its satellite imagery.[2]
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Dec 4, 2012 21:36
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_map_images_with_missing_or_unclear_data thanks, im now probably on a government watch list on every continent
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_map_images_with_missing_or_unclear_data Gotta be careful with those strategically critical parking lots.
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:not worthless: pic owns
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clicked, was disappointed
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fork bomb posted:clicked, was disappointed
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fork bomb posted:clicked, was disappointed
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/iSad e: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumbo_Whales Malloc Voidstar fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Dec 5, 2012 |
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the simpsons are a artquote:In its original broadcast, "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" finished 34th in ratings for the week of December 17-23, 1990, with a Nielsen rating of 12.9, equivalent to approximately 12.0 million viewing households. It was the highest-rated show on the Fox network that week, beating Married... with Children.[8] Warren Martyn and Adrian Wood, the authors of the book I Can't Believe It's a Bigger and Better Updated Unofficial Simpsons Guide praised the episode, stating that "Homer's doomed attempt to build a spice rack is only the start of another great episode, which works as a superb debate about television violence and politically inspired censorship." As well as noting that "the ending is especially poignant, as the pedagogues of Springfield swoop on Michelangelo's David as an example of filth and degradation".[2] Nathan Rabin of The A.V. Club praised the episode for its satire. He wrote, "[The episode] contains one of my favorite sequences not just in The Simpsons but in television as a whole. In it, a censorship-happy Marge has neutered Itchy & Scratchy to the point where the children of Springfield are moved to do the unthinkable: stop watching television. [...] A dystopia instantly becomes a small-town paradise, a happy realm of frolicking children and sunny innocence as kids wake up from a TV fog and embrace life’s rich pageantry. It’s a lovely, lyrical, even beautiful sequence even if it’s light on gags. It presents, then ruthlessly yanks back, an alternate universe Springfield ruled by dewy innocence rather than greed and mob mentality." He also felt that the episode "got to make a relevant point in line with writer John Swartzwelder’s libertarianism without sacrificing the momentum of the episode or losing track of the characters and turning them into mere sounding boards for their creator’s beliefs."[9] fork bomb posted:clicked, was disappointed quote:The Butt Report was a report prepared during World War II which revealed the widespread failure of bombers to deliver their payloads to the correct target.
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being able to find the prostate was considered a mental illness back then
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