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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

cornface posted:

...I was making a joke. I don't actually think the show has a chance of being canceled or that TV executives think their own popular show is garbage and want to get rid of it for the good of humanity.

Even though they should.

See also Two and a half men. That show should have been old yellered a long time ago.

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JerksNeedLoveToo
Nov 12, 2006

sportsgenius86 posted:

could that even be used as evidence?

The wiretap tapes? Nope.

But remember, Gemma mentions "there's plenty of security footage on that lot" from when the two of them went to the storage unit to pick up the cross.

So, Toric suggests to the cops that they check into any locations that the club, Gemma, or her son might be renting to store stuff in. The cops pull the video tapes, the tapes aren't tainted.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I thought this was a good episode?

Also, it's probably not Gemma who sold Tara out

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
It is without a doubt not Gemma who sold her out, primarily because it is implied that she was going to/has motive to and this is SOA.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Conquistador posted:

It is without a doubt not Gemma who sold her out, primarily because it is implied that she was going to/has motive to and this is SOA.

<CLEVER SUTTER TWIST>

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

<CLEVER SUTTER TWIST>

I wouldn't be surprised if they find a way to have Abel be the rat

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Wolfy posted:

Tig and Jax both had gloves on. I sincerely hope Clay gets murdered in prison but I know this is all flying back on Juice because what the hell would go on in this show if Clay was dead.

Yeah, you're right (they had their riding gloves on). I thought Jax had his hands on the gun a couple episodes ago but I'm honestly uncertain. Juice's prints are all over that thing, though.

Ghostpilot posted:

I'm not sure. Maybe it's the gun that killed Roosevelt's wi--...no, that was her gun. Huh. Lemme take a screenshot of it.



Nothing springs to mind. Unless perhaps the scene was used to establish that Juice's fingerprints wound up on the gun for something that'll happen later ala Clay Chekhov's Gun.

Edit: I'd always thought that Chekhov's Gun was a Star Trek reference - shows what I know. :v:

v:shobon:v

Twee as gently caress posted:

I have to say, this thread has been incredible to read.

I ragequit after Opie's death, decided I couldn't continue watching that poo poo show. However, the thread is so entertaining that I kept on reading it, especially the result of liveposting. Therefore, there are serious gaps in my knowledge of what happened afterwards, but what I (think I) know is so glorious, I think I'll have to follow the next season's thread as well

As far as I can tell, that's the rest of the season:

- Abel got impaled by a tree, but got better
- Walton Goggins played a transvestite who might have had sex with Tig or Tig wanted to and it got awkward
- Bro those chase scenes with the kickass music every single episode are bitchin
- Jax has yet to get to the bottom of it
- but Jax WILL get to the bottom of it
- Clay got shot, but got better
- Bro that footchase scene with the kickass music was bitchin
- Otto has spent the rest of the season masturbating, stabbing people in the throat and threw his tongue at Donald Logue
- The show hates Tara
- Sprained wrists are so much worse than being shot or getting impaled
- Louis CK never made it on the show, and Jeff Winger was on screen for thirty seconds
- Rape apparently was a major theme, and someone was possibly fistraped during the finale
- They are going back to loving Ireland or something
- Juice was gonna get killed, but then wasn't
- The whole black father thing that mattered so much doesn't matter anymore
- Tig was gonna get killed, but then wasn't
- Clay was gonna get killed, but then wasn't
- Pope and Jax are complete bros and Jimmy Smits became completely irrelevant
- The CIA thing just doesn't matter anymore
- The Chinese are buying Qassams from Hamas and its going through Charming because you see
- Jimmy Smits's sister forced Gemma to blow Jimmy Smits, then went meta by doing what the audience felt like doing and blew her brains out
- Goon recruit: still alive, babysitting kids
- Clay is being framed for murder, and as such will be back at the helm of SAMCRO in about 4 episodes next season
- gently caress Kurt Sutter

I don't think I have enjoyed Sons of Anarchy in years as much as I have in the last seven weeks :allears:

Pretty good, actually! Here're the corrections / clarifications.

  • Walton Goggins played a transvestite who might have had sex with Tig or Tig wanted to and it got awkward. The latter: Tig wanted :wink:-Walter, bad, but she turned him down.
  • Rape apparently was a major theme, and someone was possibly fistraped during the finale. Actually the one thing we didn't see this season - unless you count the audience. :sutter.gif:
  • They are going back to loving Ireland or something. Almost! Clay was going to abscond to Ireland with Gemma until being busted with the arrest at the last minute.
  • Pope and Jax are complete bros and Jimmy Smits became completely irrelevant. The first part was true up until Jax betrayed him over Tig. Jimmy Smits was generally awesome, but has essentially been regulated to the role of :airquote: Magical Latino.

But yeah, pretty spot-on!

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Conquistador posted:

It is without a doubt not Gemma who sold her out, primarily because it is implied that she was going to/has motive to and this is SOA.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I liked the finale. I could see the double cross coming from a mile away once Pope handed him the document. Also I love how Jax ripped up the godmother documents at the end of the finale.

On a related note, Goon prospect is crossing over to other shows. I saw this on this week's Raising Hope :3:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
maybe kurt sutter and peg bundy will die in a car accident next week or something

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
i'm trying to be optimistic, people

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

maffew buildings posted:

i'm trying to be optimistic, people

I actually used to think Gemma was pretty cool. Actually, as I was writing this I was going to complain that she is a selfish cartoonish bitch that I can't stand, but then it occurred to me that you all might mistake my description for literally every character in the show.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

vyst posted:

I liked the finale. I could see the double cross coming from a mile away once Pope handed him the document. Also I love how Jax ripped up the godmother documents at the end of the finale.

On a related note, Goon prospect is crossing over to other shows. I saw this on this week's Raising Hope :3:



:neckbeard:

This almost makes all five seasons of SOA worth it. Go GP.

Noghri_ViR
Oct 19, 2001

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Ghostpilot posted:

Yeah, you're right (they had their riding gloves on). I thought Jax had his hands on the gun a couple episodes ago but I'm honestly uncertain. Juice's prints are all over that thing, though.

Seriously. You don't think that he wiped it down between then? The sheriff only said that the gun was registered to Clay. Didn't say anything about finding fingerprints on it. Anyways most of the fingerprints on there are likely smudges to begin with.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

No, they definitely said it had Clay's prints.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

nooneofconsequence posted:

No, they definitely said it had Clay's prints.

You can wipe the gun down and it still have Clay's prints on it and nobody else. So I wouldn't worry about that.

Active666
Apr 3, 2009
Does anyone else recall the season preview that showed Jax driving his bike off a bridge? I waited all season to see when that was going to happen and it never materialized. Was it supposed to be some lovely analogy like the mysterious bag lady?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I'm so angry that the season cliff-hanger revolves around the Gemma/Tara fight. Their fight is easily the worst of the ongoing subplots.

Is it really that huge a deal that the family moves to Oregon? The family has money so it's not like she can fly there whenever she wanted to visit. Hell, with the way things are looking, the Sons won't be the same so Gemma could loving move there too.

It's just so dumb and I can't believe it at all. The ONLY bright side is that Jimmy Smits might be around next season.

basx
Aug 16, 2004

Sassy old man!

Active666 posted:

Does anyone else recall the season preview that showed Jax driving his bike off a bridge? I waited all season to see when that was going to happen and it never materialized. Was it supposed to be some lovely analogy like the mysterious bag lady?

The whole thing is a metaphor. The bridge is quality. The bike is the show. Jax is Sutter. The music is some poo poo he heard on internet radio.

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

Active666 posted:

Does anyone else recall the season preview that showed Jax driving his bike off a bridge? I waited all season to see when that was going to happen and it never materialized. Was it supposed to be some lovely analogy like the mysterious bag lady?

It's a metaphor for Jax getting to the bottom of things, duh.

Right, this Louis CK thing, was it a joke all along that kept snowballing or what? I'm confused.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Joe Don Baker posted:

I'm so angry that the season cliff-hanger revolves around the Gemma/Tara fight. Their fight is easily the worst of the ongoing subplots.

Is it really that huge a deal that the family moves to Oregon? The family has money so it's not like she can fly there whenever she wanted to visit. Hell, with the way things are looking, the Sons won't be the same so Gemma could loving move there too.

It's just so dumb and I can't believe it at all. The ONLY bright side is that Jimmy Smits might be around next season.

As deplorable as Gemma was for much of the season, I sympathized with her when Jax started using her as a tool against Clay. That and I liked her subplot with Nero (although she is absolutely toxic to that man's life). That all ended when she punched Tara in the stomach and said, "I hope you're not pregnant." :smug:

Pregnant? You mean with your son's kid? Your potential grandchild?

As bad as Clay is, I think it's now a two-horse race between Gemma and Jax for the title of "most reprehensible character on the show."

metachronos
Sep 11, 2001

When I roll, baby I roll DEEP
Does this mean that Donal Louge is gonna go all Punisher on the club next season?

Also that cover was poo poo.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Ghostpilot posted:

As bad as Clay is, I think it's now a two-horse race between Gemma and Jax for the title of "most reprehensible character on the show."

Absolutely. Wasn't there a line in the finale or something like it where Jax pretty much said he's being just like Clay?

edit: I did like the shoot-out with the station wagon. It was crazy and fun. THAT'S what SOA should be every week.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Joe Don Baker posted:

Absolutely. Wasn't there a line in the finale or something like it where Jax pretty much said he's being just like Clay?

edit: I did like the shoot-out with the station wagon. It was crazy and fun. THAT'S what SOA should be every week.

You know something's going to go down when they show up in a 400 dollar station wagon with a roll cage.

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

metachronos posted:

Does this mean that Donal Louge is gonna go all Punisher on the club next season?

I don't hate this show nearly as much as the rest of you guys, I see it as the A-team with better acting, but I really hope this happens and I really hope he takes out the entire club. That would be such an excellent end to the series.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

mookface posted:

You know something's going to go down when they show up in a 400 dollar station wagon with a roll cage.

With wood paneling. I thought those things were extinct ages ago, but they keep turning up.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Active666 posted:

Does anyone else recall the season preview that showed Jax driving his bike off a bridge? I waited all season to see when that was going to happen and it never materialized. Was it supposed to be some lovely analogy like the mysterious bag lady?

Actually, Sutter hasn't been too ham fisted with this one, which I suppose means he hasn't decided yet. I've been calling Oedipus since mid Season 2 but I don't get the bag lady. Is she a personification of Jax's connection to Charming? Last night I pondered if she was a deep cover federal agent.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Kat Delacour posted:

Actually, Sutter hasn't been too ham fisted with this one, which I suppose means he hasn't decided yet. I've been calling Oedipus since mid Season 2 but I don't get the bag lady. Is she a personification of Jax's connection to Charming? Last night I pondered if she was a deep cover federal agent.

Guess you can say that he's been too busy fisting something else. :suicide:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Ghostpilot posted:

With wood paneling. I thought those things were extinct ages ago, but they keep turning up.

Just wait til next season when the sons have to war with station wagon-driving rastafarians who are moving into the sons (illegal operation) because ________.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

That has to be my favourite version of Sympathy for the Devil. Go Perry (again). I was kind of hoping it would transition into Rock and Roll.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Kat Delacour posted:

Actually, Sutter hasn't been too ham fisted with this one, which I suppose means he hasn't decided yet. I've been calling Oedipus since mid Season 2 but I don't get the bag lady. Is she a personification of Jax's connection to Charming? Last night I pondered if she was a deep cover federal agent.

Nah, she's the caretaker of the Black Lodge. She only speaks backwards.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

ruddiger posted:

Just wait til next season when the sons have to war with station wagon-driving rastafarians who are moving into the sons (illegal operation) because ________.

'EM SONS BE SELLIN' WEED AN' TING WHERE DEY AIN'T MEANT TA BE SELLIN', GON' BRING DA FIRE 'PON 'EY HEADS, RIGHTEOUS FIRE FROM BABYLON, SEEN???

<reggae-rock music blares over chase sequence as someone crashes their bike into some steel drums>

Sons of Stereotypes :haw:

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Capn Beeb posted:

'EM SONS BE SELLIN' WEED AN' TING WHERE DEY AIN'T MEANT TA BE SELLIN', GON' BRING DA FIRE 'PON 'EY HEADS, RIGHTEOUS FIRE FROM BABYLON, SEEN???

<reggae-rock music blares over chase sequence as someone crashes their bike into some steel drums>

Sons of Stereotypes :haw:

:cawg: I can't lie: I'd watch the poo poo out of that.

chesh
Apr 19, 2004

That was terrible.

cornface posted:

"She's never going to get custody! She's nothing but a junky!"

--Jax Teller, felon, pornographer, drug dealer, gun runner, murderer, and brothel owner, talking about how is his ex-wife will not regain custody of the child that has spent the last year being kidnapped, ignored, and impaled by a tree.


Yeah, even I, who barely pays attention to this show, had to mentally pause at that. Dude, if not for Tara, Able would have been in foster care when you were shipped off at the end of season 3.

Troll Bridgington posted:

The dog fighting scene filled me with rage and sadness, but it introduced probably the only real likeable character of the season.

That scene actually made me physically ill, as I suspect it did a lot of viewers. Honestly, I nearly just turned the show off and said "gently caress it" to the rest of the episode.

watt par posted:

Nah, she's the caretaker of the Black Lodge. She only speaks backwards.

This is an example of why there needs to be a post LIKE button on SA.

WescottF1 posted:

Just watched Raising Hope.. Filthy Phil just had a cameo in his SAMCRO cut. Babysitting, naturally.

BEST PART OF SOA ALL SEASON.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

chesh posted:

That scene actually made me physically ill, as I suspect it did a lot of viewers. Honestly, I nearly just turned the show off and said "gently caress it" to the rest of the episode.

Ok, this would be my other question about this episode besides "why is Chucky still a thing?"

How exactly do you make a fake dogfighting scene anyway? I was watching that knowing it was fake but still wondering, like do they train the dogs to play fight instead of real fight or something? I was trying to wrap my head around how you make a scene like that without CGI or animal cruelty. They really kinda looked like they were going at it.

Acht
Aug 13, 2012

WORLD'S BEST
E-DAD
This was goddamn terrible.
First, we get a retarded music montage showing us every drat plotline that's hanging loose. That alone was a good laugh, because it showed how stupid this show became.
Then we get dogfights out of nowhere, because even after all the crap this fun, wholesome family bikergang has done, we need to cheer them on. What better way to abuse rape, white supremacy and animal cruelty, right? I wonder what needs to happen in season 6 for any viewer to get a shred of sympathy in any scene.

Then it's off to the usual, that's been well-described on the last page; HAHA MADE YOU LOOK. That's all there is. The entire season is an ever growing pile of poo poo, with Jax "getting to the bottom of this" and in the final episode it magically happens. Just like Jax, Sutter sees the end game, bro.

The end of Pope; really? The big bodyguard that never leaves his side, suddenly decides not to join in Pope's supreme moment? But hey, another sidetrack closed, and Jax (Sutter) can look smug at the camera.

Then we get more Tara/Gemma crap, which, as stated numerous times by you lovely folk, you have been able to fast-forward for a long time now.

And the grand finale, I guess, was Jax doing a number on Clay. Who in the hell cares? They are two obnoxious, dumb, irritating characters that gently caress eachother over every episode.
And that is my main problem with Sons; there is actually not a single character or storyplot I care about. None. And every single one they added this season, has zero meaning. Hell, Nero is basically a "get out of crap free" card that keeps getting played.

Can't believe they reused the imageshot, but this time with Gemma / Jax. Deep poo poo, bro.

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.

Acht posted:

Then we get dogfights out of nowhere, because even after all the crap this fun, wholesome family bikergang has done, we need to cheer them on. What better way to abuse rape, white supremacy and animal cruelty, right? I wonder what needs to happen in season 6 for any viewer to get a shred of sympathy in any scene.


Next season will have SoA stopping a terrorist attack on Charming.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

BrandonGK posted:

Next season will have SoA stopping a terrorist attack on Charming.

Guest starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, living in Charming with a new identity.

A terrorist fighting team with the street smarts of a MC president, and tactical prowess of an ex-special ops agent, comes together to save the country yet again.

Together, Jax and jack will finally "get to the bottom of this."

fog licker
Dec 3, 2005

I'm half-machine!

Junkenstein posted:

Right, this Louis CK thing, was it a joke all along that kept snowballing or what? I'm confused.

I was wondering about that too. It turns out it was something Joel McHale and Kurt Sutter joked about on Twitter before McHale filmed his cameo.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

TheSpiritFox posted:

Ok, this would be my other question about this episode besides "why is Chucky still a thing?"

How exactly do you make a fake dogfighting scene anyway? I was watching that knowing it was fake but still wondering, like do they train the dogs to play fight instead of real fight or something? I was trying to wrap my head around how you make a scene like that without CGI or animal cruelty. They really kinda looked like they were going at it.

I read that for the movie Amores Perros, for the dogfighting scenes they would use dogs that were brothers that were raised together so they could naturally roughhouse with each other without seriously hurting each other, I'd imagine they did a similar thing with the fight in this episode.

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