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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
There was a thing at the Leeds-Huddersfield match and a Leeds fan complained about some hudds fans doing an anti-semitism, waccoe (a leeds fan forum, remember) are weighing in:

quote:

This is out of control. What's happening to football? Everybody are acting like they are children in a schoolyard "Aw, someone called me a bad name. Please help me teacher" "teacher Kev looked funny at me, make him stop". A society of soft twats. That is our new generation. Makes me sick. It's fackin' football ffs!

quote:

Does this bollocks really offend people? Why the gently caress would you bother going to football if you think that's worth a complaint.

quote:

Well, it might offend someone that is Jewish.

quote:

Well they can gently caress off then.

quote:

If the fan that complained is on here and reading this then I want to just say.


Don't bother going to a game again you loving pussy hole.

quote:

Man the gently caress up you grass. There's enough dickheads playing the offended/race card as it is, we don't need Leeds fans joining in.

quote:

He is clearly NOT doing a Neo-Nazi salute (wrong arm for a start)... he is clearly lampooning Hitler in the "He was this high and came from over there" either to join in with the Yids chants (which quite honestly baffle me) or because he thinks he's some sort of comedian.

If he was straight arming with his right arm and didn't have his other hand under his nose, then yes I would agree that it's a Neo-Nazi salute...

But in this case... it isn't.

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

I agree for me rotating keepers is madness, especially with an unsettled back four.
Lndegaard is a decent back up, but no more. De Gea was a gamble, he is young and needs time to develop. Old Trafford is not a place for rookie’s, but he has ability.
For me loan him up in England for a season or so, being in Given fir a stop gap, which will allow the Spaniard to learn and settle.

Ah, yes.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8T0VAJwZ3Y

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
In response to this:
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8298637/Chelsea-boss-Rafael-Benitez-admits-Chelsea-squad-are-tired-and-plans-to-rotate

quote:

There's always a possibility that Robbie didn't set up the right training, just like Scolari failed to do, but I somehow doubt it.

And even though some important players hasn't exactly been rested that much I really can't believe that they're "burnt out". Even with the additional games during the Euros, and of course the olympics for a couple of the lads, the players should be able to cope. It's not like it's late in the season. 15 league games, 5 CL games and, what, 4 cup games isn't much and no player has played every game as far as I know (perhaps Cech) - atleast not entire games.

We don't have a squad with old players who might not be able to play much, we've got mostly young-ish guys who perhaps can be tired if they play most games during an entire season, but not when the season haven't even reached half way.

I tried to support Rafa as best as I could when he arrived (despite his history) and after the first game I thought that perhaps he focused on making our defence solid and after the 2nd game I still thought that but had my doubts. After this 3rd game I am ready to join the "throw the b*stard out brigade" and especially after he said this.

Also... courtesy of Tumblr. Click for bigger.








Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Dec 6, 2012

flyingkiwi
Jun 1, 2012

Wowzers!

The Jets aren't even in first..

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

flyingkiwi posted:

The Jets aren't even in first..

Players who have scored as many goals as motherfucking Alessandro Del Piero this year in the A-league:

-Emile Heskey
-some other dudes

Players who have not:
-Lionel Messi
-Ronaldo
-The Other Ronaldo
-Maradona
-Robin van Persie
-Yaya Toure

I rest my case

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
oh poo poo what do i do?? i HAte justin bieber!!!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Epic Futbol Memes

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

T. Mascis posted:

Epic Futbol Memes
It's really bad. Most of them aren't even football memes. Or epic. And the guy who runs it is begging for content.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

8raz posted:

It's really bad. Most of them aren't even football memes. Or epic. And the guy who runs it is begging for content.

Hmmm you've given me an idea, link me

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
http://www.facebook.com/EpicFutbolMemes

I like with the Ronaldinho picture there's a bunch of guys replying saying "RONALDINHO" just incase anyone doubted their hatred of Justin Bieber.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

There was one with "Comment for Messi/Share for Ronaldo" or similar, I just saw my Chelsea supporting mate post "Torres!" Had a nice little lol at that one.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

8raz posted:

oh poo poo what do i do?? i HAte justin bieber!!!



It seems to be a trend.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

quote:

Arsenal fans are reputedly the most disgusting and ungrateful of supporters in the premiership.

Next to Man Utd, the Gunners have been the most successful club in England over the last 2 decades with 4 league titles, 5 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, 1 European Cup Winners Cup and Champions League finalist. And they are the only club this century to go undefeated the whole season during the 2003-2004 campaign.

And Arsene Wenger has been mainly responsible for most of that successes during that period. Add to the fact that the Gunners has always qualified for the Champions League during Wenger's 16 years in charge makes him a truly genius of a manager.

And to achieve all this without having to spend even a quarter of what Man Utd, LiveFOOL, Man City and Chelsea makes him even more remarkable.

Take LiverFOOL for example...no Champions League football for the last 3 seasons after spending 150 million during that period and all they can do is mid table placing.

Granted, Arsenal have not won a title since 2005, but do their fans prefer if they win a small Tea Cup as LiverFOOL did last year and not finish in the top 3 or 4 in the league? Any person with common sense would prefer the Champs League rather then a loser's cup like the Europa league.

Aresnal are through to the knock-out rounds of the Champs League, the quarter-finals of the League Cup and are still within touching distance of the top 4 in the premiership. So let's not get too panicky, coz the Gunners has always delivered ( top 4) when it matters most.

So all you stupid Gunners fans, if you don't appreciate what Wenger has done please get off the bandwaggon and go support a club like LiverFOOL. At least the long suffering fans at Anfield are still behind their team although they are now nothing more then small team...and that's because the fans there have come to accept mediocrity as associated with the present LiverFOOL club

quote:

WHAT DO YOU CALL PLAYING AT HOME WITH NO SHOTS ON TARGET?? JUST KEEP PASSING THE BALL BACK LIKE A BUNCH OF COWARDS! CHAMBERLAIN CANT EVEN SHOOT THE WHOLE GAME EVEN CANT BEAT A DEFENDER WTF! CARZOLA SHOULD PLAY AWAY FROM ARTETA COZ THEY KEEP FORGETTING ITS FORWARDS EVER BACKWARDS NEVER... ARSENAL SHOULD GET THEIR $@%! TOGETHER

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Dec 7, 2012

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
I laughed, for I am an idiot

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Wrong thread this is fantastic

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Ninpo posted:

Wrong thread this is fantastic

Not terrible enough ? ok



wicka
Jun 28, 2007


wrt cazorla's dive

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
I'm not sure I'd ever be comfortable letting "the suarez flow through me"

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long


quote:

loving bottle job mongs

Have completely destroyed my perfect OMT, in injury time

Pathetic

AVB OUT

luvd fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 9, 2012

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
RAWK Meltdown ‏@RAWK_Meltdown
(Rio Ferdinand) He purposely cut himself when no one was looking, so blame can be thrown at the City fans and so City can be fined for it.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Wrong thread imo.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

https://www.facebook.com/rtesoccer/posts/117060258460322



Actually pleasantly surprised by the comments there, but bloody hell what a massively stupid question. Especially considering Duff did pretty well last season, too. It's not like he's massively improved this season. And why would anyone begrudge him for retiring after 100 caps?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Chelsea FC were founded in 1905, and when Chelsea won the Champions League, 1,905 babies were conceived within the first 24 hours-it must be love, love, love

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

irlZaphod posted:

https://www.facebook.com/rtesoccer/posts/117060258460322



Actually pleasantly surprised by the comments there, but bloody hell what a massively stupid question. Especially considering Duff did pretty well last season, too. It's not like he's massively improved this season. And why would anyone begrudge him for retiring after 100 caps?

It's more worrying that Ireland would still depend on 147 year old Damien Duff.

But yeah, 100 caps, does he really owe his country more?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

That's the problem with our team. Too many likeable players. Look at Utd team: Van Pussy, Ferdinand, Evra, Rafael, Nani, Scholes, Rooney, Young, Hernandez, Evans, Valencia, ... all unlikeable. Hell, I think that there are are only 2 players that seem nice: Carrick and Cleverly

And Chelsea have the same problem like us with Torres, Mata, Oscar, Hazard, Ramires, ...: all likeable guys except Chashley and Terry.

And in the real world: THE NICE GUY ALWAYS FINISHES LAST!

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
lmao what the hell

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Chashley

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Do you not understand the difference between money earned through selling merchandise and selling oil?

Is FC UAE actually FC Crude Oil?








----------------
United fan on Man City

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

sheppast posted:

Benitez is the master of standing on the shoulders of giants and piggybacking on the teams of others.

Houllier, Mourinho, Di Matteo... Shameless.

Still, a good performance. Moses is an absolute monster.

EDIT:

Also...

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Dec 13, 2012

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


When Daniel gets to
Melwood, trying hard to keep
his eyes open, Martin is
already there – he’s one of
the first to arrive always.
Morning after morning, Dan
has also realized that Martin
doesn’t speak much, he likes
a lot more to look.
And he does look a lot to
Daniel. First Daniel believed it
to be some kind of
professional admiration –
well, he is a drat good
player and Martin wouldn’t be
the first to admire him, and
tough Martin enjoyed Daniel’s
skills on the pitch, Daniel
quickly realized it wasn’t a
professional matter; it was
much more than that.
Martin has never spoken of
this (it costs him to even say
it out loud) but he has a
deep feeling telling him that
the Dane already knows it all.
He knows that Martin stares
at him every day, he notices
Martin blushing slightly at
each prolonged talk or gaze,
he can almost feel Martin’s
throat tighten up and his
breathe accelerate each and
every time that Dan touches
him occasionally. It’s nothing
new to Dan – he’s used to
this, he has grown up with
these reactions from a lot of
people. But he doesn’t say a
word – it doesn’t affect him, it
doesn’t haunt him and
certainly it doesn’t make him
lose any sleep.
For Martin, it’s different – it
does affect him, it does
haunt him and God, it doesn’t
let him sleep – and he
doesn’t know how to deal
with it, so he keeps disguising
how he feels, he keeps
pretending because that’s the
only way he has run away
from Daniel. But it’s getting
harder and lately Martin has
been on the edge.
It won’t take him much longer
to finally admit it and
confront his partner.
Until that day arrives, Daniel
insists on walking around
naked in the Lockerooms for
the most of the time, smiling
devilishly against Skrtel.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


devilish double post

Strawman fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Dec 14, 2012

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Strawman posted:

When Daniel gets to
Melwood, trying hard to keep
his eyes open, Martin is
already there – he’s one of
the first to arrive always.
Morning after morning, Dan
has also realized that Martin
doesn’t speak much, he likes
a lot more to look.
And he does look a lot to
Daniel. First Daniel believed it
to be some kind of
professional admiration –
well, he is a drat good
player and Martin wouldn’t be
the first to admire him, and
tough Martin enjoyed Daniel’s
skills on the pitch, Daniel
quickly realized it wasn’t a
professional matter; it was
much more than that.
Martin has never spoken of
this (it costs him to even say
it out loud) but he has a
deep feeling telling him that
the Dane already knows it all.
He knows that Martin stares
at him every day, he notices
Martin blushing slightly at
each prolonged talk or gaze,
he can almost feel Martin’s
throat tighten up and his
breathe accelerate each and
every time that Dan touches
him occasionally. It’s nothing
new to Dan – he’s used to
this, he has grown up with
these reactions from a lot of
people. But he doesn’t say a
word – it doesn’t affect him, it
doesn’t haunt him and
certainly it doesn’t make him
lose any sleep.
For Martin, it’s different – it
does affect him, it does
haunt him and God, it doesn’t
let him sleep – and he
doesn’t know how to deal
with it, so he keeps disguising
how he feels, he keeps
pretending because that’s the
only way he has run away
from Daniel. But it’s getting
harder and lately Martin has
been on the edge.
It won’t take him much longer
to finally admit it and
confront his partner.
Until that day arrives, Daniel
insists on walking around
naked in the Lockerooms for
the most of the time, smiling
devilishly against Skrtel.

Please tell me that this was originally formatted like this, and isn't just some dodgy copy/pasting.

Also I thought we said no more football fan fiction

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


EvilHawk posted:

Please tell me that this was originally formatted like this, and isn't just some dodgy copy/pasting.

Also I thought we said no more football fan fiction

Dodgy c/p, didn't even get the randomly bolded words.

marguerittev.livejournal.com/2105.html

I didn't know about the fanfic ban, but this one is quite innocent.

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