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The MSJ posted:Can we confirm that the actors here have their own heads and bodies? Onset pictures suggest they are:  
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Is this the only time in film history where all of the top billed actors have been juniors?
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Dec 10, 2012 07:16
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What is going on with Cuba's name tag there?
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Dec 10, 2012 07:58
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Mister Chief posted:Is this the only time in film history where all of the top billed actors have been juniors? What is with his nametag? Is he illiterate? Will the other cops make fun of him? 
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Dec 10, 2012 07:59
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How has Cuba Gooding Jr. not turned homicidal, given what his career has become?
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Dec 10, 2012 08:33
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LARGE THE HEAD posted:How has Cuba Gooding Jr. not turned homicidal, given what his career has become? 
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Dec 10, 2012 08:43
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Hey photoshopped dogs.  LARGE THE HEAD posted:How has Cuba Gooding Jr. not turned homicidal, given what his career has become? Glancing at his IMDB page reveals the fact that he was in Land Before Time XIII, so he's got that going for him.
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Dec 10, 2012 10:40
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uPen posted:Hey photoshopped dogs. Holy poo poo, look at  in the middle there.
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Dec 10, 2012 10:48
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Wasn't Snow Dogs the one where several puppies died during the making of, or something? vv Ah, my bad. Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Dec 10, 2012 |
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Dec 10, 2012 13:14
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Wasn't Snow Dogs the one where several puppies died during the making of, or something? That was one of the direct to video Snow Buddies movies. Which is a spin off of that film AND Air Bud. Disney, man. I will admit to seeing Snow Dogs, and you know what, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. The "talking dogs" are literally in one scene, and it's a dream sequence. The rest is a fairly straight forward movie about dog sledding.
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Dec 10, 2012 13:15
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I will admit to seeing Snow Dogs, and you know what, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. The "talking dogs" are literally in one scene, and it's a dream sequence. That's what I was about to say! The posters there have like the obviously manipulated faces of the dogs and the trailers, as I recall, play it up like they're typical, magical talking animals, but the actual movie is entirely devoid of that aside from a dream sequence. That's so bizzare.
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Dec 10, 2012 13:37
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Really, it seems like he was the victim of bad marketing there. Disney family film isn't exactly the lowlight of a career it was made out to be... Lots of good solid actors have been in them. If this was the Remember the Titans of dog racing in the script, maybe it seemed a good diversifying choice? Now direct to video sequels is another matter.
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Dec 10, 2012 13:52
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Or maybe he said yes to it thinking that being too picky about scripts post-Oscar could hurt him, or he said yes before he won.
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Dec 10, 2012 15:25
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Yodzilla posted:How did New York get fossilized. Stare-Out posted:I had to look up if that was a fake poster but it's not, the movie's coming out next year and from what I can gather it's like a direct sequel to the first Planet of the Apes, just without the apes.  What the gently caress, I didn't think I liked Tom Cruise but I want to see like every movie he does.
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Dec 10, 2012 15:29
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We are in the middle of a Cruise action renaissance. Other than Oblivion, we will also have Jack Reacher and All You Need Is Kill.
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Dec 10, 2012 16:14
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Fat Lou posted:What is with his nametag? Is he illiterate? Will the other cops make fun of him? It could be a reference to police obscuring their name tags when doing something illegal or immoral, similar to taping over them.
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Dec 10, 2012 17:33
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feedmyleg posted:It could be a reference to police obscuring their name tags when doing something illegal or immoral, similar to taping over them. that's their badge. the nametag is a fuckup
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Dec 10, 2012 19:23
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Ammanas posted:that's their badge. the nametag is a fuckup That's weird, because it jumps out so obviously. I mean, it looks to me like it had to be done purposely. Maybe somebody pulling a prank.
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Dec 10, 2012 19:56
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uPen posted:Hey photoshopped dogs.
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Dec 10, 2012 20:21
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In my theoretical room of movie posters this is the centerpiece
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Dec 10, 2012 20:36
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The nametag would be right side up ("ADEL") from Cuba's perspective. Maybe his character is an idiot? Maybe it's a comedy.
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Dec 10, 2012 20:57
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I like that the non-husky dog has sunglasses on its head, ready to drop the moment a record-scratch is heard.
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Dec 10, 2012 21:04
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The twist will be that it's actually the sequel to Inception.
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Dec 10, 2012 22:18
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Cliff posted:The nametag would be right side up ("ADEL") from Cuba's perspective. Maybe his character is an idiot? Maybe it's a comedy. No, you see, they put the nametag like that so you can read it when you're looking in your rearview mirror. And upside down. And.... uhhh....
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Dec 11, 2012 00:19
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:No, you see, they put the nametag like that so you can read it when you're looking in your rearview mirror. Are you making a facetious statement for laughs? Because I really don't think that's what they did.
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Dec 11, 2012 00:31
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MariusLecter posted:Are you making a facetious statement for laughs? Because I really don't think that's what they did. The Something Awful Forums: A Facetious Statement For Laughs
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MariusLecter posted:Are you making a facetious statement for laughs? Because I really don't think that's what they did. I respectfully disagree, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened. It's very plausible.
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Dec 11, 2012 00:46
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Or... it is a plot point described in just about every summary of the film. "Adel is a coarse character who has no love for his job. His disgust with the daily grind of dealing with crooks as well as honest citizens is clear -- he wears his name tag upside down --, but that is the least of his transgressions."
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Dec 11, 2012 01:01
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GonSmithe posted:Here, let me oversell it for you: Let me further oversell it for you with the premise: it's pretty much Groundhog Day, with headshots.
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Dec 11, 2012 01:11
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:That was one of the direct to video Snow Buddies movies. Which is a spin off of that film AND Air Bud. Disney, man. Fun fact: Disney now has two DTV franchises with adorable puppies who never seem to age!  And I only bring this one up because, so help me, is the dog in the upper-left meant to be wearing a yarmulke?
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Dec 11, 2012 01:37
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MariusLecter posted:Are you making a facetious statement for laughs? Because I really don't think that's what they did. Get over yourself, holy poo poo. M. Night Shyamalan's "After Earth" w/ little Jaden photoshopped up at the top and not blended in at all.  This is loving terrible, what the christ. 
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Dec 11, 2012 01:54
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Vintersorg posted:M. Night Shyamalan's "After Earth" w/ little Jaden photoshopped up at the top and not blended in at all. I'm shocked to see that M. Night Shyamalan's name is even visible on the poster given his recent returns.
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Dec 11, 2012 02:06
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I saw Wake In Fright recently (great movie), and I absolutely love the original poster, especially the fantastic and evocative tagline:
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Dec 11, 2012 02:39
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Vintersorg posted:Get over yourself, holy poo poo. Hahaha yes YESS this will be a masterpiece of modern art.
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Dec 11, 2012 02:54
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Mister Chief posted:I'm shocked to see that M. Night Shyamalan's name is even visible on the poster given his recent returns. His films might do better if they hid his name until the end of the film. Quite the twist!
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Dec 11, 2012 02:57
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The art itself is kind of cool, but the poster overall, especially the logo, makes the movie look like something on Toonami.
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Dec 11, 2012 03:04
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That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while... ...but seriously, never loving mind Cuba Gooding Jr., James Coburn has second billing in Snow Dogs. What. And it was one of the last movies he ever did before he died. That's a bigger loving travesty than Cuba Gooding Jr.'s entire career.
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Dec 11, 2012 03:08
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It looks like the puppies are in Santa's high-waisted pants. It looks like his waistband. Just look at it.
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Dec 11, 2012 03:37
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Oh god there's even a zipper 
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Vintersorg posted:Get over yourself, holy poo poo. And thus begins the fall of Will Smith, brought down by the terrible acting of his own son.
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