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The whole Prince william is fathering a demon baby joke could have been executed a little more subtly but I really like it when they have multiple articles extending the same joke. Like every one with Joe Biden.
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massive spider posted:The whole Prince william is fathering a demon baby joke could have been executed a little more subtly but I really like it when they have multiple articles extending the same joke. Like every one with Joe Biden. I enjoyed this take on British Royalty more. Its less for shock value and the rather hilariously detailed. Prince William Fells Prince Willem-Alexander Of The Netherlands In Crucial Joust. CatchrNdRy has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Dec 6, 2012 |
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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show A Hit Among People Who Don't Know That Pornography Exists
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:The youtube channel occasionally comes up with gems. Porkin' across America is about an hour long, the first 45 minutes are basically one huge setup for the last 15 and it's totally worth it. It's a goddam Greek tragedy about the disintegrating life of a man who is really, really into pork products. I couldn't get past the second episode where they put the dog down.
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Video: Shocking report says even the smallest horse bite can be harmful to newborn babies I love that they even created the journal article with accompanying images.
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I just watched Sex House from start to finish. That was ... that sure was something. I almost expected the world outside to have been taken over by the mould. There's this weirdly apocalyptic vibe to the whole thing.
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I didn't expect much from the headline, but this is great: Sitcom Characters Still In Shock After Christmas Episode Proves Existence Of Santa Claus
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Lysidas posted:I didn't expect much from the headline, but this is great: Also, Man Freely Smoking Pot in Washington Literally Has No Issue He Feels Strongly About Anymore
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Pope Tweets Picture Of Self With God
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Totally TWISTED posted:Video: Shocking report says even the smallest horse bite can be harmful to newborn babies They put a lot of great effort into that one. And, of course, someone was fooled: 
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:I just watched Sex House from start to finish. That was ... that sure was something. I almost expected the world outside to have been taken over by the mould. There's this weirdly apocalyptic vibe to the whole thing. It's too perfect a parody, one episode in and i just don't want to watch it 
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Mister Snips posted:It's too perfect a parody, one episode in and i just don't want to watch it It changes pretty drastically in episode two.
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If you give up on Sex House after just the 1st episode then you deserve to miss out on the fun.
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Drunk Women Find Their Run Across the Street Hilarious
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Jerry Jones Wanders Up And Down Field During Game The Onion's sports coverage continues to be dead on.
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Holy crap, look at God's tattoos  Edit: I kinda half hope the following becomes a regular running theme ala Diamond Joe: Obama Paranoid Government Coming For His Guns Jerusalem has a new favorite as of 03:00 on Dec 8, 2012 |
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Supreme Court To Hear Trial Determining Whether Human Beings Deserve Equal Rights The Onion, laying it out as it is.
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A line in this article hits me pretty hard. quote:"Maybe he's just doing this to be funny," 26-year-old Cleveland resident Corey Bell said. "When I was 16 or 17, a bunch of my friends and I pretended to like David Justice purely for the kitsch value. Or maybe this boy's just being ironic. At least, you'd hope that's the case." David Justice was my hero growing up. I spent all my allowance money each week at a card shop trying to get his card out of packs. I got chocked up when he was traded out of Atlanta 
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The Onion gets just a tad surreal: Chris Christie Dreaming About 72-Inch Springsteen Sub quote:TRENTON, NJ—Slowly licking his lips and salivating as he indulged his imagination, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly spent most of Friday afternoon alone in his office daydreaming about a mouthwatering 72-inch Springsteen sub. “Mayo, lettuce, Bruce Springsteen, a few of those spicy peppers right on top—oh man,” Christie was overheard murmuring to himself alone at his desk, his eyes closed as he tantalized his taste buds with visions of the 6-foot-long toasted sandwich piled high with the Boss and provolone cheese. “Mmmmmmm.” At press time, sources confirmed Christie had decided to sprinkle some Little Steven on top as well.
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Nation's Undiscovered Pedophile Coaches Getting Extremely Nervous
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:David Justice was my hero growing up. I spent all my allowance money each week at a card shop trying to get his card out of packs. I got chocked up when he was traded out of Atlanta You know who else all choked up by the situation? Halle Berry
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Robert Denby posted:The Onion gets just a tad surreal: This is loving hilarious to me for some reason.
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BrooklynBruiser posted:This is loving hilarious to me for some reason. I find it oddly endearing. It makes Chris Christie seem more human.
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Kind Milkman posted:I find it oddly endearing. It makes Chris Christie seem more human. On the subject of The Boss: "It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times" by Bruce Springsteen
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Other Nurse Thought It Was Funny
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Area Family Has No Idea Where Dad Gets Shirts. Pretty much followed my thought process exactly
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The Onion's Plan For Solving The Fiscal Cliff Crisis I wasn't sold till the personal address to Wen Jiaboa.
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There's no way this can be what I think it is going to be. Holy poo poo it is 
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Toddler Leaders Call For Increased Duck Visibility
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:The Onion's Plan For Solving The Fiscal Cliff Crisis I could see a number of Congressmen actually buying into the plan to punish single mothers. Didn't they try to criminalize it in Wisconsin this year? Here's a hot drama bomb! Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating Garfield Creator Jim Davis Do I smell a Boomtown Rats cover?
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I fully support this cause and would be happy to volunteer my time to any necessary duckling wrangling.
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I Get to Determine Whether Gay People Can Marry I loving loathe Clarence Thomas, so this made me very happy. With as much dirt as they bring up about him, I'm frankly amazed they didn't bring up his outright worship of Ayn Rand, or the fact that he had a private print of "The Fountainhead" that he would host screenings of.
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I Didn't Install This Two-Way Motel-Room Mirror To Watch People Commit Suicide Commentaries are my favourite 
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Just in time for Christmas: The Onion's Gift Guide For Kids. The "Mr. Mouth" sounds like a gift that a child would never forget!
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Kim Jong-Un's Wife Escapes North Korea In Long-Range Missile
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Ho! Ho! Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job!
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