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Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.

Business Gorillas posted:

Wouldn't that just make their white christian victimhood go nuclear? They'd actually have something to complain about if those socialist nazi lieburals were making fun of them.

Thing is, either way they'll complain, whine, become more shrill and insular as America "slips away from them". They're bullies. They bank on "socialist nazi lieburals" to sort of smirk quietly to themselves and allow their slander to continue unabated. Satire is lost on them, actual refutations of their positions (which treats them like the reasonable adults they aren't) miss the point, so the next step is shaming and ostracism. The high road only seems preferable when people aren't actually taking them seriously, IMO.

For ex - it did not sit well with me when NPR ran a segment on Dinesh D'Souza where they tepidly danced around how his movie was little more than a concoction of vicious lies. You end up with Neal Conen replying with little better than "...but that isn't actually true, is it?" to someone everyone in the room knows came to the show to peddle calculated fabrications and plug his idiotic propaganda film. Why give them a platform if you do not even permit yourself to show that you see through someone like that?

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

And Drudge is back to linking to Jones.




And that Murdoch quote is odd...

https://twitter.com/rupertmurdoch/status/279759365328732161

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Sir Tonk posted:

And Drudge is back to linking to Jones.



Chances it will mention that of the 22 slashed kids in China, not one is dead or cripplingly injured?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

colonelslime posted:

Chances it will mention that of the 22 slashed kids in China, not one is dead or cripplingly injured?

I've been trolling the gun nuts on my FB with that story since yesterday. Simply posting it without comment has been enough to send two on an extended rant.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

watt par posted:

All anyone needs to know about Hucklebee is when he, a Baptist minister, and a rather sanctimonious one at that which is a herculean feat, went on the Daily Show and completely poo poo on the single core tenet of his so-called faith in the process of trying to argue why he's not a giant anthropomorphic sack of feces. He has absolutely zero core beliefs beyond self-aggrandizement.

Lets not forget Mike Huckabee is directly responsible for the deaths of four cops.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
I set some ominous music behind Alex Jones awhile back and I think it works pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RV4xrcqfo4

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

Lets not forget Mike Huckabee is directly responsible for the deaths of four cops.

Wait, what? What is this? Much like 'Allen West is a War Criminal' I sense a story so horrible that I need to know this one.

Job Creator
Apr 3, 2009

This just popped up on my FB feed:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Night10194 posted:

Wait, what? What is this? Much like 'Allen West is a War Criminal' I sense a story so horrible that I need to know this one.

Huckabee pardoned a hardened criminal by the name of Maurice Clemons. Clemons basically returned to a life of crime, including beating up a cop and molesting 11 and 12-year old relatives. In November of 2009 he walked into a coffee shop and shot four cops dead in cold blood.

Clemons escaped with the help of an accomplice, but one of the officers lived long enough to put a bullet in Clemons' stomach. Clemons stole a car and hid out for a couple of days, but was in a bad way owing to the bullet in his gut. He was eventually found and shot while trying to escape, he died a day later.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Israel, a country that is at once in constant peril of destruction by the Muslim hordes and at the same time a peaceful utopia because citizens can freely carry weapons depending upon how conservatives wish to present it.

ufarn
May 30, 2009

Sean Archer posted:

This just popped up on my FB feed:


They also know how to use it unlike Facebook cretins because of the mandatory military draft.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Also "not socialist" despite universal healthcare, women and gays in the military, sorta-kinda gay marriage...

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Alex Jones in 15 seconds. I don't care when this was last posted, it can always be seen again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
You posted the wrong one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Forgall posted:

Also "not socialist" despite universal healthcare, women and gays in the military, sorta-kinda gay marriage...

Guns negate all socialism. They're like kryptonite to socialism.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Jones is so awesome. He's been do this for so long and just keeps going.

I wish I knew someone with a black UH-60, I'd totally get a group together and dress them in all back military gear then go to Jones' house and kidnap him then dump him in Beaumont or something after 'interrogating' him for awhile. He'd be so much more entertaining if something actually happened to him.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Business Gorillas posted:

Wouldn't that just make their white christian victimhood go nuclear? They'd actually have something to complain about if those socialist nazi lieburals were making fun of them.

Maybe, but the left might as well do some of what it's already being accused of, especially since it might regain some lost ground in the process by actually showing a spine instead of retreating to academia and bickering with itself.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Ever since a poset pointed out that Richard "tricky dick" Nixon is a liberal by the current climate.

I think the current left is just the old right and the current right....well gently caress I dont know what they are.

I actually have had luck framing poo poo as "well I am not liberal I am old school conservative"

I try to argue to them that their party as had a long lingering infection of crack pots and self servers, and thats why we lost the election hell the fact bob dole tried to tell his party it was okay to ratify a treating affirming the ADA and they saw this as a chance to play to the nut cases rather then go

"people say we have no compassion for the disabled thats a filthy we ratified this treaty so its proof we have a heart" etc

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

max4me posted:

Ever since a poset pointed out that Richard "tricky dick" Nixon is a liberal by the current climate.

I think the current left is just the old right and the current right....well gently caress I dont know what they are.

I actually have had luck framing poo poo as "well I am not liberal I am old school conservative"

I try to argue to them that their party as had a long lingering infection of crack pots and self servers, and thats why we lost the election hell the fact bob dole tried to tell his party it was okay to ratify a treating affirming the ADA and they saw this as a chance to play to the nut cases rather then go

"people say we have no compassion for the disabled thats a filthy we ratified this treaty so its proof we have a heart" etc

The United States has constantly refused to sign off on no-brainer UN resolutions like those pertaining to the rights of a child, ect. Basically, they're saying "We definitely aren't torturing children, but we want to reserve the right to torture children in case we get caught not-child-torturing in our CIA prisons which definitely don't exist!" Also, Israel often sided with America against these resolutions as well. There's an animated gif of them that I see from time to time, but I can't seem to find it.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Crasscrab posted:

Guns negate all socialism. They're like kryptonite to socialism.

What happens if you have a socialist gun owner.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

The United States has constantly refused to sign off on no-brainer UN resolutions like those pertaining to the rights of a child, ect. Basically, they're saying "We definitely aren't torturing children, but we want to reserve the right to torture children in case we get caught not-child-torturing in our CIA prisons which definitely don't exist!" Also, Israel often sided with America against these resolutions as well. There's an animated gif of them that I see from time to time, but I can't seem to find it.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

The "Convention on Consent to Marriage, Minimum Age for Marriage and Registration of Marriages" can't be entered into by the United States as the right to determine at what age people can get married is held to be a state thing. Also only 55 countries have signed on to it so it doesn't really belong in there, surely there was a better one to fit.

Though the funny thing is most of the countries that did sign on tend to have lower acceptable ages than the majority of US states.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
The more we work with the UN, the faster Nicolae Carpathia becomes antichrist and installs a one world government, making Christianity, freedom, and heterosexuals illegal.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
As soon as we sign a symbolic resolution against child prostitution you can expect the UN quarter their massive army in our homes, steal our guns, and burn down our churches.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Sean Archer posted:

This just popped up on my FB feed:



I'm seeing a variation of that titled 'LIBERAL LOGIC' loving everywhere on facebook, along with lots of anger directed at those teachers for not being responsible and having concealed weapons on them. The attitude is I guess "crazed gunmen are like the weather, not expecting them at any moment is negligence." Completely unrelatedly, I am weirdly mad at all kinds of people.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
A lot of people simply refuse to believe that life isn't like an action movie where a "good guy" with a gun is immediately distinguishable as such to the authorities, and a "bad guy" with a gun can be easily and quickly dispatched by said good guy.

Conservatives in general are big fans of magical thinking and delusion when it comes to guns.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Apparently conservatives envy Israeli citizens living in constant fear of terroristic violence. I guess because it keeps them "sharp" and always prepared. If only Americans were that tightly wound and ready to shoot, it would be so much safer.

Job Creator
Apr 3, 2009

beatlegs posted:

Apparently conservatives envy Israeli citizens living in constant fear of terroristic violence. I guess because it keeps them "sharp" and always prepared. If only Americans were that tightly wound and ready to shoot, it would be so much safer.

It fits the Fascist narrative; having an unrelenting enemy that only the purest, most courageous of our citizens are prepared to engage.

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

Lets not forget Mike Huckabee is directly responsible for the deaths of four cops.

That's more than a little bit of a stretch, I think.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
It's terrifying that the current GOP makes me long for the halcyon days of the neo-cons being their biggest influence. At least the neo-cons at the top know and admit that it's all bullshit.

When your party makes Bill Kristol seem reasonable, something has gone very wrong.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

Lets not forget Mike Huckabee is directly responsible for the deaths of four cops.

In the exact same way Michael Dukakis is responsible for Willy Horton

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Bathtub Cheese posted:

I think more simple, corrective viciousness from the left aimed at these clowns could be effective (and 100% warranted), ironic calls for terrorist attacks notwithstanding. Factual refutations require far too much effort and miss the point of the type of rhetoric they engage in. There's very little else to be done with people whose entire political world view is framed as a media empire of manufactured outrage, racist resentment, insularity etc. It's certainly preferable to having their perspectives entertained as part of the mainstream discourse.

I'm completely willing to engage the right-wing aggressively and viciously, but I think we should only do so in ways that help us. Making 9/11 metaphorical "jokes" doesn't really help us, I don't think.

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What happens if you have a socialist gun owner.

Viva La Revolution! :getin:

quote:

It fits the Fascist narrative; having an unrelenting enemy that only the purest, most courageous of our citizens are prepared to engage.

I.e. the Soviet Union, circa. 1945-1992.

quote:

It's terrifying that the current GOP makes me long for the halcyon days of the neo-cons being their biggest influence. At least the neo-cons at the top know and admit that it's all bullshit.

No way. You can't seriously believe that Cheney didn't think every single thing he did was exactly right and completely buys into his bullshit. Sure, he might not be quite the same brand of crazy as Glenn Beck or Ron Paul, but his brand of crazy is so much worse all the same.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

So we've seen the rate at which Republicans have descended into craziness over the last few years. What's it going to be like in another 4-6 years? Are they going to become even more extreme, or will they hit a wall of some sort?

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

beatlegs posted:

Apparently conservatives envy Israeli citizens living in constant fear of terroristic violence. I guess because it keeps them "sharp" and always prepared. If only Americans were that tightly wound and ready to shoot, it would be so much safer.

It's the same with immigration, too, for some reason. I've seen posts on Facebook to the effect of, "Okay, let me get this straight, if you're an illegal alien in Afghanistan, you go to jail. If you're an alien in Iran, you get shot. If you're an alien in North Korea, you're never heard from again. But if you're an alien in America you get free housing, free health care, free education and a job. How does any of this make sense?"

Because, you know, America should really follow the example of brutal dictatorships. :jerkbag:

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
It makes sense because people seriously think that Obama "stole" the election and is now some de facto dictator for life.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

beatlegs posted:

So we've seen the rate at which Republicans have descended into craziness over the last few years. What's it going to be like in another 4-6 years? Are they going to become even more extreme, or will they hit a wall of some sort?

The spin will get faster and faster until we reach a solid energy structure, that then collapses into the Wingnut Singularity, a point in space-time so dense not even truth can escape it.

Twisted Perspective
Sep 15, 2005

I've come to see you...

beatlegs posted:

So we've seen the rate at which Republicans have descended into craziness over the last few years. What's it going to be like in another 4-6 years? Are they going to become even more extreme, or will they hit a wall of some sort?

Chear up. It's the Dominionists next!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominionism

quote:

Dominion Theology is a grouping of theological systems with the common belief that the law of God, as codified in the Bible, should exclusively govern society, to the exclusion of secular law, a view also known as theonomy. The most prominent modern formulation of Dominion Theology is Christian Reconstructionism, founded by R. J. Rushdoony in the 1970s. Reconstructionists themselves use the word dominionism to refer to their belief that Christians alone should control civil government, conducting it according to Biblical law.

Twisted Perspective fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Dec 16, 2012

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Twisted Perspective posted:

Chear up. It's the Dominionists next!

So Michele Bachmann is winning the nomination in 2016?

Twisted Perspective
Sep 15, 2005

I've come to see you...

ThirdPartyView posted:

So Michele Bachmann is winning the nomination in 2016?

I'd bet on Rick Santorum. I did read a story recently that if it hadn't been for vote rigging in the primaries he would have won the nomination for 2012 instead of Mitt Romney.

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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Santorum/Bachmann 2016 would be the dream ballot... :getin:

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