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Nov 7, 2005

Oh great 2 hours of Russell Peters...

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pinkeye
Feb 13, 2004
I need antibiodics.

Paul Pot posted:

i only get mad at redban when he's told to google/youtube search a thing and he does it like my mom

your mom adds "butthole" to the end every search?

splendadietcoke
Sep 15, 2008
At first I thought White Hat (later revealed to be Russell Peters) was Mix-Master-Mike's paid personal spokesman. I didn't finish before Dom Irrera went live, probably won't.


ZeroDays posted:

Anyone ever seen him? Hell, I'm curious

I saw Redban open for Joe and Duncan in Austin. Relative to other openers I've seen, he is very strong.

bango skank
Jan 15, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Duncan posted on facebook about having a ball removed for cancer. :ohdear:

e: For those interested

Lil Hobo posted:

PALS!

I have a mass inside my right testicle and according to the Doctor there is a 90% chance that this mass is cancer.

CANCER!!!

It's a lot more frightening than it sounds and as someone currently strapped into this weird ride through cancer land I can tell you that though the experience is not one I would necessarily buy tickets for I've certainly experienced far more dreadful things. For e
xample the time I got crabs from a Mcdonald's cashier or the time my dog died when I was 12.

OK that's bullshit. It actually is one of the most intense and bizarre things I have ever experienced and my mind is still in the process of making sense of the fact that next Wednesday one of my testicles will be sliced into pieces, examined by oncologists, and thrown into a dumpster. That's weird.

The truth is that I've never paid much attention to my balls. outside of occasionally horrifying myself by holding a hand mirror near them they've been something that I've intentionally ignored for most of my life. Last month when I noticed that one of them was bigger than the other I ignored it because I figured it would get through whatever it was going through and return to it's regular size.

It didn't.

So two days ago I went to a physician to get a physical and upon feeling my swollen testicle he immediately sent me to a urologist who gave me an ultrasound and immediately scheduled a ball snipping for this upcoming Tuesday morning. The procedure takes one hour and they put you into some kind of sedated state called "twilight" I'm quite looking forward to this and I'm going to see if they'll let me take a recorder in to document the experience. I'm pretty sure they won't.

The good news is that this particular form of cancer, if this is what I have, is the most treatable. There is a 90% cure rate if it hasn't spread and an 80% cure rate if it has. So if some rear end in a top hat was making you pick which cancer you wanted this would be at the top of the wish list.

There are three certainties in life: old age, disease, and death. These things are as natural and normal as the sun coming up but our culture treats them like a malformed incest child born in some manor in the 1800's. We shove them deep into our cultural basement and act shocked and terrified when they inevitable manage to break down the door and limp through our evening parties.

So please don't stress out about this. I will gladly receive your prayers, positive energy, and love blasts but the last thing I need is for this temporary bump in the road to send fear waves through anyone. This poo poo is unfortunate but par for the course if you happen to be consciousness trapped inside of meat. The cool thing is that In less than a week I will be a testicular cyclops floating on a nice narcotic ocean with a brand new scar and hopefully some new information that I can share with you guys.

Outside of losing a testicle the real tragedy here is that I've had to cancel my nashville shows and my End Of The World show in Atlanta. For those of you who were planning to come out I am truly sorry and as soon as I get an idea of the specifics of my meat bodies untimely malfunction I will reschedule.

I love you guys.

WHY SEE ESS
Sep 12, 2006
Has anyone listened to the Russell Peters/Mix Master Mike podcast yet? I got to the part where Mike says "look, I don't have a problem with homos, but" and just turned it off.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

WHY SEE ESS posted:

Has anyone listened to the Russell Peters/Mix Master Mike podcast yet? I got to the part where Mike says "look, I don't have a problem with homos, but" and just turned it off.

Yeah, that was pretty bad, but I powered through and really enjoyed their MMA/combat sports discussion.

I hope everything works out for Duncan :ohdear:

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

WHY SEE ESS posted:

Has anyone listened to the Russell Peters/Mix Master Mike podcast yet? I got to the part where Mike says "look, I don't have a problem with homos, but" and just turned it off.

What was after the "but..."?

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

What was after the "but..."?

Nevermind... It was something like "but a lot of electronic music is (literally) gay"

Is it really a surprise that a minority directly responsible for the creation of a modern musical genre would have some affinity for that musical genre?

WHY SEE ESS
Sep 12, 2006

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Nevermind... It was something like "but a lot of electronic music is (literally) gay"

Is it really a surprise that a minority directly responsible for the creation of a modern musical genre would have some affinity for that musical genre?

Ya, I guess only gay people listen to trance.

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
Joey James' special is on his website for $5 starting today. I assume its redban free so I think I'll fork over the cash.

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference
http://vimeo.com/55793075

Clip from Rogan's new special that's out tomorrow. It's gay.

wolfbiker
Nov 6, 2009
Does anyone in this thread actually like TJRE? Because it seems like everyone who posts in here just complains about Rogan/Redban/the podcast and picks apart what's said. Or is it one of those things where it's not cool to like it or you're embarrassed to admit it, so you have to poo poo on it?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Yes you have uncovered our dark secret and we all pretend to hate him just cause we're all too chicken poo poo to be called Rogan fans on the internet!!

Every single discussion thread about anything always has harsh criticism, especially on this site. We discuss the good and the bad here, but like all things the bad is usually funnier and more fun to break down and talk about.

I eventually see this same loving post on just about every thread I have bookmarked. Like clockwork :shobon:

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
JRE is perfect "I'm wasting time on the computer" background noise for me. If I'm playing TF2 or some other game I don't care about the sound/music in. And I genuinely love the shows with Shane Smith, Ari Shaffir, and Duncan Trussell, or if I see someone weird/cool like Les Stroud or Mix Master Mike. If it's just Redban/Segura/some other nobody and Joe, I'll probably skip though.

Oh, and Joey Diaz is a definite listen for him, and for Joe's perfect impression of him :laffo:

bango skank
Jan 15, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Uhh, Tom Segura loving owns and is one of the better guests. So you can go to onnit.com and go gently caress yourself.

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
I enjoy the show even if I haven't been a big listener lately. Its just some entertaining craziness to watch/listen to when I'm bored. Its turned me on to cool things like standup and people like Duncan, Ari, Bert and Joey.

Id actually call Ari's podcast my favorite because it's a little more structured and without the heavy conspiracy theories and MMA talk.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Smeed posted:

Id actually call Ari's podcast my favorite because it's a little more structured and without the heavy conspiracy theories and MMA talk.
And Ari doesn't completely stone-face his guests and respond with "whoa." when they try to make a joke.

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker
Bitching about the JRE is half the fun. Rogan knows it and plays off it. Don't mean we don't like it. I'll always listen because I have 8 hours at work to listen to poo poo and I need to break the audiobooks and music up somehow.

Birthday Cake
Feb 12, 2008

Tom, this is "Mayor's Fun Money." You can use it anywhere.

wolfbiker posted:

Does anyone in this thread actually like TJRE? Because it seems like everyone who posts in here just complains about Rogan/Redban/the podcast and picks apart what's said. Or is it one of those things where it's not cool to like it or you're embarrassed to admit it, so you have to poo poo on it?

This is pretty much the norm for all of SA.

bango skank posted:

Uhh, Tom Segura loving owns and is one of the better guests. So you can go to onnit.com and go gently caress yourself.

Keep your jeans high and tight!

Birthday Cake fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Dec 18, 2012

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Cromulent posted:

And Ari doesn't completely stone-face his guests and respond with "whoa." when they try to make a joke.

Joes constant inability to recognize a joke completely astounds me.

goldblums eyes
Jan 11, 2011

wolfbiker posted:

Does anyone in this thread actually like TJRE? Because it seems like everyone who posts in here just complains about Rogan/Redban/the podcast and picks apart what's said. Or is it one of those things where it's not cool to like it or you're embarrassed to admit it, so you have to poo poo on it?

They're people with personality flaws who talk for two hours at a time, and we're people that have listened to 100+ hours of them talking. You tend to get nag about those flaws.

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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Podcasts like the Victor Conte one or any time Joey is on and telling stories is as entertaining as anything I've listened too. But for each of those there's probably 5 podcasts of conspiracy and drug circlejerking or loving Eddie Bravo.

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker

mcvey posted:

Joes constant inability to recognize a joke completely astounds me.

...............that's hilarious.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
The last Shane Smith episode was great. Well, except for Joe.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
It kinda feels like Joes that guy that always throws parties and his house is awesome and he has some really cool friends so you keep coming over even though he's kind of a dick a lot of the time.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

The main thing that grates me about the podcast is when Joe starts going on and on about mushrooms. I usually enjoy the drug conversations, but once he starts talking about McKenna and mushrooms being the source of Jesus, Santa Claus, human evolution, etc. I tune out.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I'm allergic to mushrooms. I wonder what Joe thinks of that.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
You should take some alpha brain and do some kettlebell swings, son, and get that out of your system, that's what he thinks.

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
Just gorilla gently caress those things into your mouth like a savage, son! GOT-drat!

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
I just spent $5 on Joe's new special and I'm seriously considering tweeting/emailing him and asking if I can have my money back, because I thought it was pretty lousy.

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry
How does it compare to his last special?

DonnieJeffcoat
Jul 8, 2005
Salad Prong
It's funny, not laugh-out-loud hilarious. The ending is the only part I didn't like.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

On the latest Kevin Pereira podcast Joe was a guest for 20 whole minutes precisely until the other guest offered to show him an oral sex technique to use on a woman and Joe pretty much had a panic attack and immediately ran off the show :lol:

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Loving Life Partner posted:

JRE is perfect "I'm wasting time on the computer" background noise for me. If I'm playing TF2 or some other game I don't care about the sound/music in. And I genuinely love the shows with Shane Smith, Ari Shaffir, and Duncan Trussell, or if I see someone weird/cool like Les Stroud or Mix Master Mike. If it's just Redban/Segura/some other nobody and Joe, I'll probably skip though.

Oh, and Joey Diaz is a definite listen for him, and for Joe's perfect impression of him :laffo:

THIS is exactly what I do with this podcast too, if I don't it seems something is missing from the game, also there was a Joey Diaz episode yesterday!!!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

I just spent $5 on Joe's new special and I'm seriously considering tweeting/emailing him and asking if I can have my money back, because I thought it was pretty lousy.

You're not alone. I've enjoyed his previous specials, but I only laughed a few times at this one. The material didn't seem clever at all. Instead it just sounded like ramblings he came up with while high in the isolation tank... which was probably the case.

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker

beep by grandpa posted:

On the latest Kevin Pereira podcast Joe was a guest for 20 whole minutes precisely until the other guest offered to show him an oral sex technique to use on a woman and Joe pretty much had a panic attack and immediately ran off the show :lol:

I found that awkward as gently caress to listen to. The fact that she was mentioning Mrs Rogan, a thing that is completely, utterly taboo, was also awkward.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Grant DaNasty posted:

You're not alone. I've enjoyed his previous specials, but I only laughed a few times at this one. The material didn't seem clever at all. Instead it just sounded like ramblings he came up with while high in the isolation tank... which was probably the case.

The ideas weren't even original thoughts. They were just rehashed "it would be cool if..." high school level comedy writing that he already exhausted in past specials. It's all there: gorilla loving, mountain lions, absurd theories about existence that Joe actually believes in real life, thinking aloud about how gross vaginas look and how dumb women are, and 7 solid minutes on getting tricked into gay sex.

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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The special was okay. Nothing exceptional but I don't regret watching it.

I have heard him talk about regretting his hair transplant before but I didn't realise he had a huge loving scar on his head from it.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Wow, Stanhope was on Saturday and I didn't hear about it. Gonna get right on that.

Stanhope rules.

Edit: Oh god, Redban called in the Opie and Anthony show last Thursday when those 2 pornstars who left Deathsquad in a way he hated were in studio. Redban is making an rear end of himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7odFLL_1vDM&feature=player_detailpage#t=10546s

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Dec 24, 2012

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Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
I cracked up just seeing the snapshot of the podcast and Stanhope's used car salesman suit.

Stanhope is one of my most favorite people in the world. I spent a whole weekend just reading every blog on his website about his crazy life and traveling and Bingo.

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