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Anonymous John posted:For what it's worth, GRRM mentioned a few weeks ago in the comments of a blog post that he's nowhere near half done with TWOW. Not having written anything fits with that so no poo poo.
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IRQ posted:Not having written anything fits with that so no poo poo.  HOW MANY MORE YEARS, GUYS.
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Dec 20, 2012 04:27
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'Till he's dead. His masterpiece (... as it were) incomplete.
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Dec 20, 2012 04:59
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The Unnamed One posted:'Till he's dead. His masterpiece (... as it were) incomplete. Until the show puts together its own version based on what he told them, anyway.
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Dec 20, 2012 07:48
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So GRRM still isn't dead and TWoW still isn't done? I'll check back end of next year.
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Cornwind Evil posted:Until the show puts together its own version based on what he told them, anyway. I have a feeling they really didn't think this poo poo through very well. Whatever it is that they come up with it's sure as Dany's poo poo not going to be loving crazy enough to match Gurm... They should have the wildcards write the rest of the show. why oh WHY fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Dec 20, 2012 |
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Dec 20, 2012 11:35
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 So it was and so it shall forever be...
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Dec 20, 2012 13:16
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Did you guys hear? GRRM released a live feed of his computer screen so we can see exactly how much progress he's making on The Winds of Winter. I'll embed it below.
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Dec 20, 2012 16:51
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Thats a pretty absurd thing to exist because theres no way gurm could finish the series with that tiny space to fit books in anyway.
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Dec 20, 2012 16:52
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thornghost posted:Did you guys hear? GRRM released a live feed of his computer screen so we can see exactly how much progress he's making on The Winds of Winter. I'll embed it below. Haha you know he doesnt use word, recreate this in MSDOS and then come talk.
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Dec 20, 2012 17:02
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You can't take screenshots on ENIAC, dude, get with it.
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Dec 20, 2012 17:18
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No guys don't you remember, he totally moved a bunch of stuff from A poo poo with Dany to WoW! Perhaps it was the parts where things happened! it isn't because Gurm doesn't know what happens
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Dec 20, 2012 17:22
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:You can't take screenshots on ENIAC, dude, get with it. He's only suffering through using ENIAC until his museum quality replica of the Antikythera mechanism gets delivered.
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Dec 20, 2012 17:38
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Between no ending at all and whatever ending the TV show comes up with based on the points GRRM gave them, however inferior it is to GRRM craziness, I'll take the crazy-inferior TV ending with hints of officialness instead of having to fanfic up my own ending. If it's true that GRRM wants the series to die with him up to having it in his will to burn his notes, then I'll take what I can get from the selfish prick. I'm not going to resolve him of responsibility by throwing up my arms and going 'I QUIT.' before storming back to the Dresden Files or something.
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Dec 20, 2012 19:28
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GRRM OWES me hours, days, weeks of my life back
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Dec 20, 2012 21:14
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bigmcgaffney posted:GRRM OWES me hours, days, weeks of my life back I don't even want to think about how much time I've spent in the various ASOIAF threads over the last 10 years.
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Dec 20, 2012 21:22
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bigmcgaffney posted:GRRM OWES me hours, days, weeks of my life back How did the Simpsons put it...
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Dec 20, 2012 21:33
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The Bloated One will never be done. Question: who's the more obvious write-in, Magister Illyrio of Pentos or Fat Lord Manderly? I'm conflicted. On the one side, a disgusting, plotting, womanizing blob of flesh. On the other, Frey pies. Hmmm.
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Dec 21, 2012 01:42
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The Yunkai'i slaver who buys Tyrion. Dude was so fat he couldn't move. Also he had a jungle disease and consorted with a hermaphrodite.
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Dec 21, 2012 04:58
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The following characters are GRRM: The Hound, Petyr Baelish, Illyrio, Wyman Manderly, the fat guy that shits all over Tyrion, Jorah Mormont, that one fat Maester, Varys, every male character in the same room as Sansa, Rickon, the guy who Arya has to seduce for her courtier mission in the theoretical next book.
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Dec 21, 2012 04:58
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You forgot to mention Daario, who he wishes he could be.
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Dec 21, 2012 05:02
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Tick. Tock.
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Urdnot Fire posted:You forgot to mention Daario, who he wishes he could be. Daario is the jerk jock who stole
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Dec 21, 2012 05:18
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Daario is prolly that last stupid betrayal too.
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Dec 21, 2012 09:05
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Doran Martell is definitely a gurmacter, what with being grotesquely bloated to the point of immobility, having everyone that follows him bitching about how he hasn't done anything in years, having two of his planned, years in the making masterstrokes in a row both fail miserably, and the whole creepily peeping on underage kids frolicking about half-naked while he gorges on and obsesses about his favorite food.
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Dec 21, 2012 09:38
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Thulsa Doom posted:The following characters are GRRM: The Hound, Petyr Baelish, Illyrio, Wyman Manderly, the fat guy that shits all over Tyrion, Jorah Mormont, that one fat Maester, Varys, every male character in the same room as Sansa, Rickon, the guy who Arya has to seduce for her courtier mission in the theoretical next book. He's a nice guy really. 
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savinhill posted:Doran Martell is definitely a gurmacter, what with being grotesquely bloated to the point of immobility
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In It For The Tank posted:The Yunkai'i slaver who buys Tyrion. Dude was so fat he couldn't move. Also he had a jungle disease and consorted with a hermaphrodite. He's just got that jungle fever. And I think that we can all agree gurm fantasizes about being any man with sway over Arya  .
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In It For The Tank posted:He's a nice guy really. Holy poo poo that makes too much sense. He just needs a trenchcoat no matter the weather outside. Too bad Iain Glenn is far too handsome to completely sell pathetic Jorah 
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Dec 21, 2012 16:20
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Arbite posted:Tick. Tock. Hrrrngg guys we need to finish a chapter
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Dec 21, 2012 17:13
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Nine hours.
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Its like the Doomsday clock over here.Thulsa Doom posted:the fat guy that shits all over Tyrion, This happened? I guess I must have blocked that out of my memory. Can't wait until I see august British and American actors re-enact this classic scene.
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Dec 21, 2012 18:52
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He doesn't poo poo on Tyrion, he's just covered in poo poo because he's so fat he can't wipe himself. Tyrion gets to wipe the poo poo off of him.
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Dec 21, 2012 19:10
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Shageletic posted:Its like the Doomsday clock over here. How could you forget the GRRM/Ty Mary Sues?
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Dec 21, 2012 19:28
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Arbite posted:Nine hours. gently caress, I'll write 22. Let's see if I can finish it in less than an hour. (Probably.)
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Dec 21, 2012 19:53
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savinhill posted:Doran Martell is definitely a gurmacter, what with being grotesquely bloated to the point of immobility, having everyone that follows him bitching about how he hasn't done anything in years, having two of his planned, years in the making masterstrokes in a row both fail miserably, and the whole creepily peeping on underage kids frolicking about half-naked while he gorges on and obsesses about his favorite food. Seven preserve us, you're right!
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Dec 21, 2012 19:54
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Chapter 22 is complete and posted to the Google Doc! Done in 45 minutes and I'm sure it is a masterpiece. Two chapters left, bitches.
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A machine. A heartless, penis describing machine is what you are.whowhatwhere posted:He doesn't poo poo on Tyrion, he's just covered in poo poo because he's so fat he can't wipe himself. Tyrion gets to wipe the poo poo off of him. An emmy winning scene if ever I've heard of one.
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Shageletic posted:An emmy winning scene if ever I've heard of one. "For this award I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, Charmin..."
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Man, ye olde Royale better be a literal fluffy white kitten.
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