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Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

that can't come to live is not a dream cum through.that is the future of amilan.as messi is to barcer so is elshaawaay is to milan.a role model for the youth and the resurgent of milan.u r dreaming wenger.

# ? Dec 16, 2012 04:25

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:35

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

So I've seen Mourinho, who wants the United job. Pep, who would take the United job, not indicated if he wants it though. And Klopp, who thinks the EPL is full of phaggots and hates foreign ownership.

lol

Stick with wengy, otherwise ya dun goofed.

# ? Dec 16, 2012 05:56

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

In the Montrose programme from this weekend's game against The Rangers

# ? Dec 16, 2012 13:35

luvd: Sep 29, 2011; don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

Never have i been more furious than i am right now with Chelsea. The club i love are letting me down time and time again this season.

Roman Abramovich is a f**king idiot who needs to butt the hell out for once and leave the club in control of the manager.
The players have become weak minded effortless chockers.
The interim manager is clueless dumbass prick.
The board are a bunch of yes men dickheads who don't have a clue what they are doing.

We fans are the only ones i respect at the club right now. At the start of the season we had a promising future, now the future looks very dark.

WE WANT OUR CHELSEA BACK.

# ? Dec 16, 2012 13:50

Babby Thatcher: May 3, 2004; concept by my buddy kyle

jre posted:

In the Montrose programme from this weekend's game against The Rangers

wrong thread

# ? Dec 16, 2012 17:44

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Busquets won't go on Facebook because

# ? Dec 16, 2012 18:05

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 20, 2012 15:22

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Wrong thread for that.

# ? Dec 20, 2012 15:50

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Healbot posted:

Wrong thread for that.

Its going to turn out the @trollfutball is actually pepe isn't it.

# ? Dec 20, 2012 16:44

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

# ? Dec 21, 2012 13:30

luvd: Sep 29, 2011; don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

belgend posted:

Wrong thread IMO.

# ? Dec 21, 2012 13:33

peanut-: Feb 17, 2004; Fun Shoe

belgend posted:

This owns

# ? Dec 21, 2012 13:33

sircozzie: Jul 8, 2011; Release the Meerkat

belgend posted:

Amazing hahahaha

# ? Dec 21, 2012 13:55

8raz: Jun 22, 2007; He's Scouse, He's Sound.

i don't get it

# ? Dec 21, 2012 18:25

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

8raz posted:

i don't get it

Probably because you have an actual sense of humour maybe???

# ? Dec 21, 2012 18:41

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

When did Rafa start managing Milan?

# ? Dec 21, 2012 21:17

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

quote:

Great win but credit to the interim manager?

Nope. Not a chance. If anything it proves that Abramovich acted in haste when he sacked Robbie Di Matteo. We were going through a bad patch - as we do every season. That bad patch was actually worsened and extended by the appointment of the interim manager. No way would Robbie have put out such a defensive side against Fulham in particular, who were there for the taking, and remain so, as their subsequent results have shown.

While it's true that there are no guarantees in football, a below strength Fulham side at home was as close to a guaranteed three points as you could possibly get. There's no way I can prove it of course, but had Robbie remained in charge, I'm quite sure that the bad patch would have ended sooner.

So far under the interim manager, we've beaten no-one of any quality. Relegation candidates Sunderland, bottom half of the Championship Leeds, and an inexperienced Norwegian side in the Champions League.

And today Villa were poor. Their win at Anfield actually did us a favour, as they came here full of what turned out to be false confidence.

Ok you can only beat what's in front of you. But they offered very little in front of goal. Our goals, the first was a once a season (if you're lucky) header from Torres, the second a David Luiz special. We know he has that in his locker so no credit to the interim manager there, and the third well and truly wrapped the game up, knocking what stuffing there was left out of Villa. And Frank's fourth was what Frank Lampard's been doing throught his Chelsea career, so no credit to the interim manager there either.

Nice to see Piazon not only get a bit of playing time, but making an impact when he set up Ramires for the fifth. By this time Villa were dead and buried, and so it was no surprise to see the fresh legs of Piazon and Ramires making an impact. Nailed on penalty for the sixth, nicely put away by Oscar. Do I give credit for bringing on Piazon? No, because it's what anyone of us would have done, not only today but against Leeds. Hazard's seventh was a very nicely worked goal, rubbing further salt into the wounds. Ramires' second of the day, again can be put down to Villa being thoroughly demoralised., fresh exuberant legs against a team who couldn't wait to get off the park.

If I sound churlish, then that's not my intention, which is to show that in replacing Robbie, they acted unnecessarily and in haste. In short, it was a panic decision and in my opinion we've actually got a lower points total now than we would had Robbie still be in charge.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 19:19

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

# ? Dec 23, 2012 23:51

irlZaphod: Mar 26, 2004; Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Wrong thread

# ? Dec 24, 2012 02:02

luvd: Sep 29, 2011; don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

I've lost a bit of time for them. Perceived them as something refreshing in the midst of mid-table cohort, the whole hype about their brand of football and philosophy. That was a typical mentality of a poor British club playing potential champions at home.

# ? Dec 24, 2012 12:16

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

http://www.rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/item/2983-a-christmas-message
:stare:

Not a parody. Official club video.

# ? Dec 24, 2012 15:51

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

jre posted:

http://www.rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/item/2983-a-christmas-message

Not a parody. Official club video.

You can see his eyes shifting to the script constantly- it took me a while to get it because Charles Green is a shifty bastard anyway.

# ? Dec 24, 2012 18:19

DickEmery: Dec 5, 2004

jre posted:

http://www.rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/item/2983-a-christmas-message

Not a parody. Official club video.

It's Vaido

# ? Dec 24, 2012 20:53

luvd: Sep 29, 2011; don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

They call him the Tiger and he is an insatiable predator, a perfectly honed hunter, stalking the pitch looking for chances to pounce. When he does he is devastatingly effective: right foot, left foot, head, from inside the box and out, this is a guy that does not miss.

# ? Dec 24, 2012 21:46

Von Linus: Apr 6, 2006; I complete me.

luvd posted:

They call him the Tiger and he is an insatiable predator, a perfectly honed hunter, stalking the pitch looking for chances to pounce. When he does he is devastatingly effective: right foot, left foot, head, from inside the box and out, this is a guy that does not miss.

I don't mind listening to Sid Lowe on the podcast, but Jesus he overcooks his prose.

# ? Dec 24, 2012 22:16

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Von Linus posted:

I don't mind listening to Sid Lowe on the podcast, but Jesus he overcooks his prose.

Barney Ronay does it too but it's definitely intentional in his case; like he bet a mate he could get 5 pseud's corner appearances per year

# ? Dec 24, 2012 22:31

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGF-n21qdPo
I'm sorry
Would have been way better if it were real though.

# ? Dec 25, 2012 10:35

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

# ? Dec 25, 2012 10:54

Empress Brosephine: Mar 31, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

Perfect start blown.

Rodgers stood on the touch line looking loving lost.

Meanwhile Benitez has moved Chelsea's title odds in to 8-1 now.

Rodgers talks a good game but delivers nothing.

Taxi for the tiki taka tithead.

taxi for the tiki taka tithead

# ? Dec 26, 2012 22:50

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

quote:

can't stop the sturridge deal even though i don't like it but now i'd like it if we could get into the battle to sign sneijder still top class and has it in him and only 15m or so

# ? Dec 27, 2012 01:11

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 27, 2012 18:55

Empress Brosephine: Mar 31, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i hear rumors the tavern in my town say shinji nears return to play. if swans could play footbal thats shinji. merry holiday

# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:05

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

Ninpo posted:

They have a point, though?

# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:23

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Ninpo posted:

fess up ninpo. You post these because you think they're hilarious and you want someone to validate you with a "Wrong thread."

Don't even try to deny it.

# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:43

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

St Evan Echoes posted:

fess up ninpo. You post these because you think they're hilarious and you want someone to validate you with a "Wrong thread."

Don't even try to deny it.

I hate "rage comics" with a passion. They're unfunny and done to death.

# ? Dec 28, 2012 01:01

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

# ? Dec 28, 2012 01:22

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

ESPN commentators :waycool:

Ian Darke ‏@IanDarkeESPN
never guess,Views on Ferguson split between those who do and dont support Man U . Like Suarez. Like Terry.

# ? Dec 28, 2012 12:47

luvd: Sep 29, 2011; don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

PirateBob posted:

ESPN commentators

Ian Darke ‏@IanDarkeESPN
never guess,Views on Ferguson split between those who do and dont support Man U . Like Suarez. Like Terry.

What's wrong with that?

# ? Dec 28, 2012 12:55

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Yeah, that's absolutely fine and true.

# ? Dec 28, 2012 13:47

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:35

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSZkoE7TkR0

# ? Dec 28, 2012 17:13

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