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Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Remember Charlotte Allen who said Sandy Hook was because of women and all that femininity in the school? Well she's doubling down, and also blaming not letting kids bully each other

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/12/21/1370841/conservative-columnist-doubles-down-on-women-are-to-blame-for-newtown-argument/

quote:

According to anti-feminist Charlotte Allen, a male janitor or “even some of the huskier 12-year-old boys” would have made all the difference in the Newtown massacre, simply because they are male. National Review published Allen’s controversial piece on Wednesday, where she attributed the massacre to Sandy Hook’s female staff and its “feminized setting.”

On Friday, Allen responded to her storm of critics, including National Review’s Jonah Goldberg, who characterized her piece as “somewhat perverse.” Allen described her latest experience examining Sandy Hook’s staff page as a “depressing [...] sea of women’s names,” while she mocked the school’s anti-bullying resources and a society that encourages boys to use Easy Bake Ovens too:

No, I was not blaming any of the 26 victims or the parents who enrolled their kids at Sandy Hook. I am, however, blaming our culture that denies, dismisses, and denigrates the masculine traits—including size, strength, male aggression and a male facility for strategic thinking–that until recently have been viewed as essential for building a society and protecting its weaker members. We now have Hanna Rosin at Slate urging parents to buy their little boys Easy Bake ovens so they’ll be more like little girls. Women are less aggressive by instinct, and they are typically trained to be nice

I am also responding to David Weigel, who told me I gotten my facts wrong: that there are actually two men, a custodian and a fourth-grade teacher, on Sandy Hook’s 52-person staff. He’s right, and I stand corrected. This does help prove my point, though: just two adult men in a building containing 500 people — and it’s not clear that both of them were at work that day. Indeed, a visit to Sandy Hook’s staff website is a depressing experience, the sea of women’s names. Why aren’t there more men? Perhaps not enough want the job? But why? Because they are tacitly discouraged from careers in elementary education? It’s certainly not the money, because union rules typically require kindergarten teachers and high-school chemistry teachers to be paid on exactly the same salary scale.

Another depressing page on the Sandy Hook website is the “Safe Schools Climate” page. It’s a page of links to “anti-bullying” resources. Yes, the Sandy Hook staff’s idea of a “safe school” was a school where kids didn’t say mean things about each other on Facebook! The Sandy Hook massacre was a tragedy, but it was at least in part a tragedy of the collision between feminist delusions and reality.


As Dave Weigel points out (in “The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Written About Sandy Hook”), Allen gets many basic facts of the scene wrong, though she claims even her errors “help prove my point.”

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
They were loving 6-9 year olds! The worst things they could say about each other was "you smell!"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dirk Pitt posted:

(because I loathe "you bet your garden")

Thank god I am not the only one.

quote:

and he was talking about how low information voters are keeping gossip rags in print.

Gossip rags such as the NY Post, Daily Mail, Sun, Bild-Zeitung, etc.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

800peepee51doodoo posted:

I thought we were done with that now that Ollie North is shilling for murder simulators

Its the new Contra scandal! Ollie north is selling video games to buy guns for the Contras!

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Crasscrab posted:

They were loving 6-9 year olds! The worst things they could say about each other was "you smell!"

Yeah but a six to nine year old is about the size of a zergling, so in numbers they could've rushed the shooter and clawed him to death, although they would've lost many kids in the process.
:goonsay:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

What was going on while the NRA was taking us back to the 1990s? Oh, not much:

quote:

But before they could finish their sentence, the counterargument made itself as news broke of a mass shooting event in Pennsylvania with multiple casualties, including state troopers.

According to local reports out of Blair County, at least four people were killed and five more were injured in a shooting spree near Altoona. The gunman is said to be among the dead, and at least two state troopers were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries.

WPXI's Courtney Brennan says she was told by emergency officials that the shooting suspect "was 'mobile' at one point and went up and down a rural road and shot victims."

No additional information is available at this time, but a spokeswoman told the Altoona Mirror it was "a relatively large crime scene."

Meanwhile, back at the NRA press conference, LaPierre was blaming anything and everything for the Sandy Hook massacre except guns.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
You have got to be kidding me

*types Pennsylvania into google*

Oh for the love of gently caress.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Sydney Bottocks posted:

What was going on while the NRA was taking us back to the 1990s? Oh, not much:

Don't worry guys, someone with a concealed carry will stop everything!....

...oh :smith:

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



You know they won't see the irony at all. Armed State Troopers were able to keep a maniac to an acceptably low 3 kills by using their guns and bullet proof vests. If only there had been guns and kevlar in schools like there are on highways...

I say acceptably because I was very surprised to find that isn't all over my Google News page, and Google knows I live in Philly...

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
Oh they see the irony of it all right. They're just money and power grubbing charlatans so they're going to try to weasel-word their way out of it any way they can: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rubycramer/things-the-nra-blamed-for-the-sandy-hook-massacre

quote:

1. The Media

"Rather than face their own moral failings, the media demonize gun owners."
Image by Brendan Hoffman / Getty Images


2. Video Games

"And here’s another dirty little truth that the media try their best to conceal. There exists in this country, sadly, a callous, corrupt and corrupting shadow industry that sells and stows violence against its own people. Through vicious, violent video games with names like 'Bullet Storm,' 'Grand Theft Auto,' 'Mortal Combat,' and 'Splatterhouse.'"
Source: theparanoidgamer.com


3. President Obama

"Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no national one size fits all solution to protecting our children. But do know that this president zeroed out school emergency planning grants in last year’s budget and scrapped Secure Our Schools policing grants in next year’s budget."
Image by Carolyn Kaster / AP


4. Gun-Free School Zones

"The only way to answer that question is to face the truth. Politicians pass laws for gun free school zones, they issue press releases bragging about them. They post signs advertising them. And, in doing so, they tell every insane killer in America that schools are the safest place to inflict maximum mayhem with minimum risk."
Source: rodneyellis.com


5. Hurricanes

"Now, due to a declined willingness to prosecute dangerous criminals, violent crime is increasing again for the first time in 19 years. Add another hurricane, terrorist attack, or some other natural of manmade disaster, and you've got a recipe for a national nightmare of violence and victimization."
Source: bpmforreal.files.wordpress.com


6. Sports Stadiums

"If we truly cherish our kids, more than our money, more than our celebrities, more than our sports stadiums, we must give them the greatest level of protection possible."
Source: graphics.fansonly.com


7. Celebrities

"If we truly cherish our kids, more than our money, more than our celebrities, more than our sports stadiums, we must give them the greatest level of protection possible."
Image by Jason Merritt / Getty Images


8. Foreign Aid

"With all the foreign aid the United States does, with all the money in the federal budget, can’t we afford to put a police officer in every single school?"
Source: canisbonus.com


9. Movies

"I mean we have blood-soaked films out there, like 'American Psycho,' 'Natural Born Killers.' They’re aired like propaganda loops on Splatterdays and every single day."
Source: img.myconfinedspace.com


10. Music Videos

"1,000 music videos, and you all know this, portray life as a joke and they play murder — portray murder as a way of life. And then they all have the nerve to call it entertainment. But is that what it really is? Isn’t fantasizing about killing people as a way to get your kicks really the filthiest form of pornography?"

So he was babbling all this incoherent lying garbage right in the middle of another mass murder shooting. His solution of course is 'BUY MORE GUNS! GUNS GUNS GUNS! BUY MORE OF THEM! BUY A LOT OF THEM!"

I would ask how he sleeps at night but I already know: On piles of money.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Dec 21, 2012

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Amused to Death posted:

You have got to be kidding me

*types Pennsylvania into google*

Oh for the love of gently caress.

If the 3 state troopers that got shot had an armed security guard travelling with them, this could have been prevented!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

If the 3 state troopers that got shot had an armed security guard travelling with them, this could have been prevented!

Clearly we need to put an armed, concealed carry certified schoolteacher with every policeman. This will solve the problem of lunatics, fired up by violent music videos, shooting police officers! :pseudo:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Why don't they save money: instead of hiring more teachers to protect state troopers, they could just arm the state troopers with gu- oh wait.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Amused to Death posted:

Remember Charlotte Allen who said Sandy Hook was because of women and all that femininity in the school? Well she's doubling down, and also blaming not letting kids bully each other

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/12/21/1370841/conservative-columnist-doubles-down-on-women-are-to-blame-for-newtown-argument/

The most insane thing about this is that the male dominated society we lie in discourages men from working in elementary schools because looking after kids is not manly and "women's work."
This is the same person who 3 weeks ago would have wondered why a man took a 4th grade teacher job. In a society with actual equality, you'd actually seem more men in these schools. Not that that would have done anything but add more male names to the death toll. Patriarchy hurts everyone.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

What was going on while the NRA was taking us back to the 1990s? Oh, not much:

gently caress I am from Altoona. The saddest irony is that it is pretty heavy NRA country.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Peven Stan posted:

Yeah but a six to nine year old is about the size of a zergling, so in numbers they could've rushed the shooter and clawed him to death, although they would've lost many kids in the process.
:goonsay:

Hm, now there's an idea... Okay, new plan. Produce more children and strap knives to their hands.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Kiwi Bigtree posted:

gently caress I am from Altoona. The saddest irony is that it is pretty heavy NRA country.
How is that ironic? I'd label it something closer to "predictable".

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Holy hell, guy on Hardball right now doubling down on guns in schools. Not security guards, every teacher should be required to be trained and armed. He'd also pull his kid out of a class where the teacher wasn't armed.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pander posted:

How is that ironic? I'd label it something closer to "predictable".

The NRA declaring that more guns mean more safety while a heavily pro-NRA area has a major gun related violent event simultaneously is the very definition of irony.

Amused to Death posted:

Holy hell, guy on Hardball right now doubling down on guns in schools. Not security guards, every teacher should be required to be trained and armed. He'd also pull his kid out of a class where the teacher wasn't armed.

A: Hardball still exists?

B: As I said earlier, I would love to know how these small government conservatives would pay for the massive increase in spending that arming, training, and supplying 7.2 million teachers would cost.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
The union strikes would definitely get a lot more interesting with what is essentially a small army, who are trained and equipped.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

A: Hardball still exists?

Not only does it still exist, the same episode gets shown twice in a three-hour span (once live at 5 PM, then a re-run of the 5PM edition at 7 PM), for those who just can't get their fill of Chris Matthews yelling at someone. :v:

quote:

B: As I said earlier, I would love to know how these small government conservatives would pay for the massive increase in spending that arming, training, and supplying 7.2 million teachers would cost.

Clearly the answer is to move the oversight of teachers out from under the Department of Education and over to the Department of Defense. :911:

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Clearly the answer is to move the oversight of teachers out from under the Department of Education and over to the Department of Defense. :911:

It'd be a neat way to get Republicans on board with ever spending any money on public schooling ever.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


:lol: Paying teachers! That's a good one!

Obviously we will contract out security services to the lowest bidder, who assure us their employees have to pass extensive (yet surprisingly affordable) screening and training.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Doc Hawkins posted:

:lol: Paying teachers! That's a good one!

Obviously we will contract out security services to the lowest bidder, who assure us their employees have to pass extensive (yet surprisingly affordable) screening and training.

When the first black parent is shot 32 times for suspiciously trying to bring their child the backpack they left at home, it will just be the price of freedom.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Doc Hawkins posted:

:lol: Paying teachers! That's a good one!

Mandate that every teacher obtain a concealed carry license and carry a gun at work at all times. Make the teacher responsible for the costs of the license and the gun.

Come on folks get it together, get some free market in there and this is totally going to work.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Orange Devil posted:

Mandate that every teacher obtain a concealed carry license and carry a gun at work at all times. Make the teacher responsible for the costs of the license and the gun.

Remember that one bumbling teacher in every high school? The one who you could prank, or who could not discipline the class, or would leave out important documents so students could steal or copy them?

Imagine him trying to responsibly have a gun.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Kiwi Bigtree posted:

Remember that one bumbling teacher in every high school? The one who you could prank, or who could not discipline the class, or would leave out important documents so students could steal or copy them?

Imagine him trying to responsibly have a gun.
Or 90% of gym teachers/football coaches.

Brave new world.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Amused to Death posted:

Holy hell, guy on Hardball right now doubling down on guns in schools. Not security guards, every teacher should be required to be trained and armed. He'd also pull his kid out of a class where the teacher wasn't armed.

We must BUY GUNS to protect ourselves from people who BUY GUNS to protect themselves from people who BUY GUNS to protect themselves from people who BUY GUNS to protect themselves from people who BUY GUNS BUY GUNS BUY GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Schools need to be surrounded by fields of self-healing landmines. The second line of defense should be a whole lot of dragons. :getin:

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
So did you all get a kick out of how he blamed Mortal Kombat, American Psycho, and Natural Born Killers - but then rambled about the :cry: howwible inaccurwacies :cry: the media states about the technical specifications of firearms?

After that disaster of a speech, I drew that senile old fart:



G-rated Gun Fairy wants us all to be safe with less 'moral failing' fictional violence and more guns. :3:

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Dec 22, 2012

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pander posted:

Or 90% of gym teachers/football coaches.

Ahahahahaha loving hell

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



No that's totally logically consistent. He doesn't have a problem with modern video games because their physics engines are accurate enough to approximate real killing. They don't misinform everyone like the media does. Not that fake glorified killing found in MK, GTA, and movies that aren't about the military.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

wixard posted:

No that's totally logically consistent. He doesn't have a problem with modern video games because their physics engines are accurate enough to approximate real killing. They don't misinform everyone like the media does. Not that fake glorified killing found in MK, GTA, and movies that aren't about the military.

Yes and that American Psycho and Natural Born Killers stuff that clearly isn't an anti-gun anti-violence satire of violence in entertainment and culture or anything. Funny how he picked two movies that are satire which mock the violent culture of the right wing out of all the movies he could have picked.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Snoggle posted:

Schools need to be surrounded by fields of self-healing landmines. The second line of defense should be a whole lot of dragons. :getin:


Clearly we did not think this through. Obviously it would be fiscally irresponsible to burden the American taxpayer with arming and training the american teaching corps for hallway combat. That is why I feel we should institute the 'School Health And Order Licensing Integration Network' Act, or as it will be more commonly known the SHAOLIN Act.

Buddhist Monks are simultaneously highly trained warriors, pacifists, and anti-materialists. It is my proposal that each school should have its own Shaolin temple on the grounds, so in the case of school violence, these men can perform their spectacular Ki fueled Kung Fu to disable shooters with dazzling aerial maneuvers and hadokens. These bald and zen warriors would operate at no cost to the school districts they protect, and would require only meager sustenance and a giant buddha statue to protect/worship.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

Clearly we did not think this through. Obviously it would be fiscally irresponsible to burden the American taxpayer with arming and training the american teaching corps for hallway combat. That is why I feel we should institute the 'School Health And Order Licensing Integration Network' Act, or as it will be more commonly known the SHAOLIN Act.

Buddhist Monks are simultaneously highly trained warriors, pacifists, and anti-materialists. It is my proposal that each school should have its own Shaolin temple on the grounds, so in the case of school violence, these men can perform their spectacular Ki fueled Kung Fu to disable shooters with dazzling aerial maneuvers and hadokens. These bald and zen warriors would operate at no cost to the school districts they protect, and would require only meager sustenance and a giant buddha statue to protect/worship.

Yeah Lapierre would totally go super sayan and goku attack the school shooter and do a backflip and a hand-stand and a million punches if he was there.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Spacedad posted:

Yeah Lapierre would totally go super sayan and goku attack the school shooter and do a backflip and a hand-stand and a million punches if he was there.

If there is not a marker drawing of Lapierre with Super Sayan hair in like an hour you will have broken my heart.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

To me, if you want the best example of just how out of touch the NRA is, look no further than the fact that not only did they cite the same video games and movies they like to cite after every mass shooting since Columbine, but they also cited music videos.

Music videos. Yes. Clearly there are too many violent, degrading music videos on MTV nowadays. Why, I can't remember the last time I turned on MTV and wasn't confronted with thousands upon thousands of horribly violent music videos. If there's one thing you can't say, it's that MTV doesn't play music videos anymore. :rolleyes:

The only way the NRA could have sounded any more like old people railing against poo poo they know absolutely nothing about is if they'd also have blamed "those dadgum Rob Liefeld comic book characters" for gun violence.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

If there is not a marker drawing of Lapierre with Super Sayan hair in like an hour you will have broken my heart.

I'll get right on that.


I think my favorite part was how after he blamed fictional violence for creating an immoral culture where people blur fiction with reality, he stated, 'the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun' like he was describing the plot of some children's cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians TV show from the 50s.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

The only way the NRA could have sounded any more like old people railing against poo poo they know absolutely nothing about is if they'd also have blamed "those dadgum Rob Liefeld comic book characters" for gun violence.

Clearly the violence in our culture is due to an album called 'F*** like a Beast' from a Rock'n'Roll group called 'WASP'.


Spacedad posted:

I think my favorite part was how after he blamed fictional violence for creating an immoral culture where people blur fiction with reality, he stated, 'the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun' like he was describing the plot of some children's cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians TV show from the 50s.

NPR was talking about this earlier, but I am kind of uncomfortable with calling mentally ill people who resort to violence as "the bad guys." Assigning moral categories to severe dementia underlies a lot of the problems we have with mental health. I know it feels good to call terrible things evil and all, but I feel like we should probably be a little more mature about it.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Spacedad posted:

I'll get right on that.


I think my favorite part was how after he blamed fictional violence for creating an immoral culture where people blur fiction with reality, he stated, 'the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun' like he was describing the plot of some children's cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians TV show from the 50s.

Why not? After all, it worked so well at Columbine! :downsgun:

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