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Jerusalem posted:Holy crap that's perfect, an old-timey reporter complete with hat, press-card and flashbulb, and a guy with a smartphone right behind him. The best part is that there's no context for him. That's the first and only time that guy appears in the issue. Pretty much the entire issue could show up in this thread because of that and stuff like the room that goes "boop boop" and how Medusa fights Mole Man's monster in a nightie.
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muscles like this? posted:Pretty much the entire issue could show up in this thread because of that and stuff like the room that goes "boop boop" and how Medusa fights Mole Man's monster in a nightie. Oh man you're not kidding, Medusa trying to figure out why she isn't getting her breakfast was incredible.  FF Vol 2, Issue 2.
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Tell me about it. Same issue:
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Wonder Woman #15: Hera can be a real bitch sometimes 
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May I make a request for the Spider-man and (I believe) Hawkguy sequence where the latter is complaining about Ben Grimm's constant use of catchphrases and talking about Yancy Street? There's a great payoff a couple of pages later where the Thing starts a story with "Back on Yancy Street..." and Spidey just resignedly shushes him. In return, a classic piece of insanity from the DC Super Dictionary:  Of all the gems the dictionary has to offer, this may be my absolute favorite.
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Hecuba posted:May I make a request for the Spider-man and (I believe) Hawkguy sequence where the latter is complaining about Ben Grimm's constant use of catchphrases and talking about Yancy Street? There's a great payoff a couple of pages later where the Thing starts a story with "Back on Yancy Street..." and Spidey just resignedly shushes him. Yep, I've still got those sitting in my images folder! Along with this "Avengers dicking around" scene:  Anyway, action time, Carnage is attacking, Cap wants to leave, Spidey points out that they should get a sonic cannon from the FF to fight symbiotes.  Then of course, a page or two later...   Carnage USA #1 I'm so disappointed that Minimum Carnage was such a letdown after Carnage and Carnage USA were so good. TwoPair fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Dec 21, 2012 |
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I find the Super Dictionary kinda starts to make sense if you read it as an Elseworlds where all the "heroes" are petty dicks who just go around trolling the hell out of everyone.   
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I can just hear it in my head. The guy behind Supes is just seething with rage. You loving rear end in a top hat my car is on the bottom
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Dec 21, 2012 09:55
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Superman's so awesomely passive aggressive, "Oh yeah, I just loving love the part where everyone talks through the movie."
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Wendell posted:Superman's so awesomely passive aggressive, "Oh yeah, I just loving love the part where everyone talks through the movie." The guy who is talking is bald, so it could be Luthor. Those two guys are enemies just about everywhere it seems.
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Coughing Hobo posted:I can just hear it in my head. The guy behind Supes is just seething with rage. You loving rear end in a top hat my car is on the bottom "I'm already late for work, man! What is this, your incredible power of Super-douchiness?"
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Coughing Hobo posted:I can just hear it in my head. The guy behind Supes is just seething with rage. You loving rear end in a top hat my car is on the bottom That guy's reaction is the best because Superman's pose couldn't be worse. "It's me, your beloved Superman!"
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:"I'm already late for work, man! What is this, your incredible power of Super-douchiness?" Oh, like that's not completely in character for Superman. 
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Funny panel from Hawkguy #6
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Hawkeye #6 was brilliant and probably my favourite issue so far. It's like the superhero equivalent of a Chris Ware book.
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muscles like this? posted:Funny panel from Hawkguy #6 Doctor Druid is back?!  (I have a soft spot for heroes who aren't chiseled and don't have a beautiful head of hair.) VVVV Aw. 
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prefect posted:Doctor Druid is back?! No, that panel immediately follows this one: 
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All this talk of the Super Dictionary, and nobody posts the most well-known part? And that's terrible.
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From Ultimate Spider-Man 18
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Dacap posted:From Ultimate Spider-Man 18 Miles is living up to the Spider-Man legacy.
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From Uncanny X-Men #47, the look on Bobby's face is the perfect mix of  and  .
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TwoPair posted:Then of course, a page or two later... Does Spidey not remember that Carnage is immune to sonics? I see to remember that as a plot point in Maximum Carnage. That's why they needed Firestar to help take him down.
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Vicissitude posted:Does Spidey not remember that Carnage is immune to sonics? I see to remember that as a plot point in Maximum Carnage. That's why they needed Firestar to help take him down.
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Vicissitude posted:Does Spidey not remember that Carnage is immune to sonics? I see to remember that as a plot point in Maximum Carnage. That's why they needed Firestar to help take him down. You're misremembering. Symbiotes are weak to fire and sonics, and Carnage is no exception. Spidey goes and gets the sonic gun from the FF, they only get Firestar as well to hedge their bets. I think there's a mention that Carnage seems to react a bit more to fire and a bit less to sonics than Venom but it still works on him.
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ManiacClown posted:From Uncanny X-Men #47, the look on Bobby's face is the perfect mix of The girl he's exchanging leers with looks like she could be his grandmother.
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TwoPair posted:Wonder Woman #15  She is totally checking out Diana's rack.
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Dacap posted:From Ultimate Spider-Man 18 Anyone who's read Gulliver's Travels would know that this can't go anywhere good.
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Dacap posted:From Ultimate Spider-Man 18 Someone needs to post the Blue Beetle version of this scene. "Don't stare. Your mind fixates and then you find yourself surfing through some weird chatrooms."
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Is there a reason all the Giant Men in Ultimates are actually Giant Women? I can't remember seeing a huge man for ages now? I think maybe in the arc when vampires attacked the Triskelion, but I've blocked most of that from my memory.
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Gavok posted:Someone needs to post the Blue Beetle version of this scene. "We have to help with his fight! WE HAVE TO HELP WITH HIS SEXY FIGHT!" Ah, the days before Black Beetle... 
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Gorilla Salad posted:Is there a reason all the Giant Men in Ultimates are actually Giant Women?
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Gorilla Salad posted:Is there a reason all the Giant Men in Ultimates are actually Giant Women? Gavok posted:"Don't stare. Your mind fixates and then you find yourself surfing through some weird chatrooms." There's your answer.  World's Finest 189, one of the stranger stories in a series of strange stories.
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Gavok posted:Someone needs to post the Blue Beetle version of this scene.  Blue Beetle 19
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Super Dan posted:
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If Giganta still wears her old short animal print dress costume, it might be worse. So be thankful Giganta decided she should get on with the times.
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Jetfire posted:Anyone who's read Gulliver's Travels would know that this can't go anywhere good.  Avengers (some volume) #71
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That is the worst thing I have ever seen.
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Endless Mike posted:Or Geoff Johns's Avengers run. I have a feeling he should be more drippy from moisture.  Also, god dammit. The blue beetle one was funny, this one is kinda disturbing.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Is there a reason all the Giant Men in Ultimates are actually Giant Women? If memory serves they decided that since the female body can handle extreme g forces better than a man's it would translate over to the size changing process.
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Drifter posted:I have a feeling he should be more drippy from moisture. Looking at how his face and shoulder are drawn, hmm, I think he looks pretty uh, moist.
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