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ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

AbsoluteLlama posted:

The whole pregnancy fetish really confuses me. Also what to people mean by post-op transsexual? There isn't really any external difference in many cases, and Makoto is a female iirc (not a huge street fighter fan so dunno).

An added crotch bulge, probably.

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RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Call Now posted:

An added crotch bulge, probably.

Post-op.

AbsoluteLlama
Aug 15, 2009

By the power vested in me by random musings in tmt... I proclaim you guilty of crustophilia!

Maybe they mean trans guy, so in that case crotch bulge.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Lilfut posted:

This is probably somewhere in the 30 pages, but I found some sexy Minecraft.

"I want your Ender Pearl for some reason."



This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen and I'm glad I don't understand a bit of it.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Do you think someone making pregnancy skins for Makoto from Street Fighter actually knows anything about transsexuality? Half the people in this thread don't know anything about transsexuality.

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012
It's always pregnancy or rape or incest or all three with these people. I don't get it, I really don't. Hopefully it's just the old nerd fallacy of "More Kink = Better" rather than actual sexual urges. :(

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

NihilVerumNisiMors posted:

It's always pregnancy or rape or incest or all three with these people. I don't get it, I really don't. Hopefully it's just the old nerd fallacy of "More Kink = Better" rather than actual sexual urges. :(

I think the thought there is that if people are interested in one kink, they'll like the picture, so you triple your potential audience. The result, of course, is truly horrifying (as are some of the constituent parts on their own).

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


NihilVerumNisiMors posted:

It's always pregnancy or rape or incest or all three with these people. I don't get it, I really don't. Hopefully it's just the old nerd fallacy of "More Kink = Better" rather than actual sexual urges. :(

I fail to see how pregnancy is sexy.

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012

Lord Lambeth posted:

I fail to see how pregnancy is sexy.

:eng101:

On a more lighthearted note, I think our most beloved Star Wars fetishist and Total War modder Darth "I quit modding forever" Vader is back under a new guise:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=580871

e: And then of course there's the inevitable Balkan mods, complete with Comic Sans.

NihilVerumNisiMors fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Dec 26, 2012

Lilfut
Nov 25, 2012

Yodzilla posted:

"I want your Ender Pearl for some reason."



This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen and I'm glad I don't understand a bit of it.

I did some research into this out of bile fascination, and there's a script you can get for Bla- I MEAN Blazette (yes they all get stupid lady names) where she asks if you're a boy or girl. If you're a boy, she fucks you. If you're a girl, she does things with her rods I never want to read about again. It needs to be seen to be believed, it's incredible how lovingly crafted yet mind-breaking it is.

However, I'm almost willing to forgive the mod for indirectly leading to this, except it was almost certainly drawn as a fetish thing.

EDIT: I don't know if ROM hacks are allowed, but here's CV2 Simon in CV1. Nothing else. They just sort of... changed Simon to a worse Simon.

EDIT 2: Even better/worse! The "Scenery Hack" for CV1 here is trying to be 3 or 4 different things and succeeding at absolutely none of them. It's a graphics hack (that changes all the palettes to shittier palettes), a level hack (that vaguely rearranges some blocks and makes glitchy staircases), and a music hack (I think the guy just desynced the sound channels, honestly). Also getting a subweapon automatically gives you the triple-shot, which is just uncalled for.

Lilfut fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Dec 26, 2012

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I9KUJyTV8E

Skyémon!

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

Am I wrong for thinking that kind of owns?

Savage Shulkie
May 13, 2009



Ogon’ po gotovnosti!

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Am I wrong for thinking that kind of owns?

Not as wrong as the guy who is probably masturbating to it. Of which I'm sure there is one

Lilfut
Nov 25, 2012
The thing that gets me most about these fetish mods is, okay, I have some fetishes of my own, but I don't put them in my loving video game. Even if you count "having sex" as a fetish. There's porn for that, Jesus.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Given the sorts of fetishes we've seen on the Nexus, there's no way any of them can be filled in real life.

Lilfut
Nov 25, 2012

SynthOrange posted:

Given the sorts of fetishes we've seen on the Nexus, there's no way any of them can be filled in real life.

Again: porn. There's even interactive porn if you have to be fully immersed in your zombie child uterus eating fantasies. Why go to the trouble of putting it in another, unrelated game?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lilfut posted:

Again: porn. There's even interactive porn if you have to be fully immersed in your zombie child uterus eating fantasies. Why go to the trouble of putting it in another, unrelated game?

I've come to the same conclusion that I have with those weird anime mods full of barbie dolls posing in a super kawaii~ way. Skyrim looks really loving good and actual anime/flash porn looks like poo poo. I guess it's a way to make your weird sex fantasies look better.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
Some people just want to play Skyrim as if it were a Boris Vallejo painting. Is that so wrong?

Jackard fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Dec 27, 2012

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Lilfut posted:

Again: porn. There's even interactive porn if you have to be fully immersed in your zombie child uterus eating fantasies. Why go to the trouble of putting it in another, unrelated game?

Maybe because you can finally control the porn with the extremely limited and badly implemented animation sets?

gently caress, my puppets, gently caress.

Eldoop
Jul 29, 2012

Cheeky? Us?
Why, I never!
It's clearly about efficient use of time. These people have very busy dragonslaying/masturbation schedules! They don't have time to pause their game! What, are they made of time? No! And it's so unpredictable, too! What if they get the urge to jerk it to some weird anime pony porn while they're fighting dragons? Normally they'd have to Alt-Tab out of Skyrim or use the horrible Steam overlay browser to get their fix, but this way all they have to do is look at the nearest living thing in the depraved sexual wonderland that Skyrim has become and they're all set to go to town on their junk!

fentan
Aug 3, 2012

^^^ Given the number of people who make mods to replace in game posters and UI elements with porn, this is probably accurate.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Jackard posted:

Some people just want to play Skyrim as if it were a Boris Vallejo painting. Is that so wrong?
If the worst of it were merely Vallejo-level, I don't think threads like this one would go quite as far as they tend to. :shobon:

Lilfut
Nov 25, 2012
The worst are the mods that are actually pretty cool, but then have some weird poo poo slapped on top of them. Like the Mob Talker Minecraft mod. I'd play the poo poo out of a non-creepy version of that - imagine a friendly Enderman that could grab blocks for you, a skeleton army to fire ranged shots, the ability to befriend a tribe of Zombie Pigmen to come to the Overworld with you. But instead of that, KAWAII UGUU~~~~

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lilfut posted:

The worst are the mods that are actually pretty cool, but then have some weird poo poo slapped on top of them. Like the Mob Talker Minecraft mod. I'd play the poo poo out of a non-creepy version of that - imagine a friendly Enderman that could grab blocks for you, a skeleton army to fire ranged shots, the ability to befriend a tribe of Zombie Pigmen to come to the Overworld with you. But instead of that, KAWAII UGUU~~~~

Even the most extensive Skyrim follower mod, one that has 4,000 lines of dialogue and a custom quest (that's absolute piss), is a weird fantasy wife mod. Think Tali except in Skyrim.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Jackard posted:

Some people just want to play Skyrim as if it were a Boris Vallejo painting. Is that so wrong?
Boris' barbarian ladies were never pregnant with a ribbon on their cocks and a plug up their butts.

Lilfut
Nov 25, 2012
Thinking about the wasted potential of Mob Talker led to me brainstorming a better version. I'll post a link to a thread on the MC forums once I have one so you guys can keep my head from going too far up my rear end, like what always seems to ruin good mods (I'll try not to dominate the discussion or anything, don't worry).

Lilfut fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Dec 27, 2012

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Lilfut posted:

Thinking about the wasted potential of Mob Talker led to me brainstorming a better version. I'll post a link to a thread on the MC forums once I have one so you guys can keep my head from going too far up my rear end, like what always seems to ruin good mods (I'll try not to dominate the discussion or anything, don't worry).

Give a skeleton a cookie and it fights for you! But then it wants some milk. Then it needs water to clean itself up. Then it needs some cloth to wipe up the water...

Quantumfate
Feb 17, 2009

Angered & displeased, he went to the Blessed One and, on arrival, insulted & cursed him with rude, harsh words.

When this was said, the Blessed One said to him:


"Motherfucker I will -end- you"


This mod adds a whole new dimension to the civil war and the thalmor in skyrim.

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/21240

. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Ghostlight posted:

Boris' barbarian ladies were never pregnant with a ribbon on their cocks and a plug up their butts.

Let's also remember that Vallejo's barbarian ladies are portrayed as tough, strong women that know their way around and axe and would probably murder the poo poo out of a neckbeard that so much as thought about raping them. Kind of makes for a bad rape mod.

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

Lilfut posted:

Again: porn. There's even interactive porn if you have to be fully immersed in your zombie child uterus eating fantasies. Why go to the trouble of putting it in another, unrelated game?

This is a mystery of which I actually discovered the solution towards the end of the old thread:

NC posted:

This is the post for which I was about to hit "submit":

"You know, I can kinda understand people wanting a 3d custom porn generator because hey, it's no weirder than lots of live-action porn. But why would you use Skyrim mods, which as anyone knows are buggy and clunky and poorly animated, and require a $60 purchase, when there's plenty of porn games out there that are designed to do the same thing better? Hell, a quick Googling tells me you can purchase

and that's where I stopped to do the quick Googling, but instead of finding what I expected would be an abundance of sex games priced lower than a massive tens-of-millions-of-dollars-budget AAA title, I found an interesting and a little mind-boggling read (safe for work). So yeah, the porn mods make a bit more sense now.

King Doom
Dec 1, 2004
I am on the Internet.

Blast of Confetti posted:

Even the most extensive Skyrim follower mod, one that has 4,000 lines of dialogue and a custom quest (that's absolute piss), is a weird fantasy wife mod. Think Tali except in Skyrim.

I read that as (that's about piss), honestly, I wasn't actually surprised by it until I realised you hadn't mentioned the nexus and I got confused.

Lilfut
Nov 25, 2012

I don't see the problem here.

Though I am curious where the "YOW Y-Y-Y-YO-Y-Y-Y-YOW" is coming from, it sounds vaguely familiar.

see you tomorrow
Jun 27, 2009

My favorite part is the :doink: switch sound

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

NihilCredo posted:

This is a mystery of which I actually discovered the solution towards the end of the old thread:

That was actually a surprisingly fun read. Kinda creepy that it's an actual thing, but fun nonetheless.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

NihilCredo posted:

This is a mystery of which I actually discovered the solution towards the end of the old thread:

This is interesting and all but that guy is waaaaaaay too invested in his 3D porn makers.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

1stGear posted:

This is interesting and all but that guy is waaaaaaay too invested in his 3D porn makers.

Well, he did make some sort of offshoot of the thing, as detailed at the bottom of his post. He was pissed off because, per the EULA of the thing, if he released his mod, then Thrixxx would legally own that poo poo, which would cause all sorts of legal battle bullshit he didn't want to get into.

Dumb fetish poo poo or not, I'll definitely say that I'd be pissed to if I were in a similar situation.

Lilfut
Nov 25, 2012

neogeo0823 posted:

Well, he did make some sort of offshoot of the thing, as detailed at the bottom of his post. He was pissed off because, per the EULA of the thing, if he released his mod, then Thrixxx would legally own that poo poo, which would cause all sorts of legal battle bullshit he didn't want to get into.

Dumb fetish poo poo or not, I'll definitely say that I'd be pissed to if I were in a similar situation.

They'd own it, but not be responsible for it.

Also, I just noticed the Gumshoe face in that ridiculous Doom mod video.

EDIT:

Blast of Confetti posted:

I could catch some flak for this, but this mod is slightly related to ponies and is basically the best thing ever. The guy gets a pass just because I'm pretty sure he threw in the ponies to bug people like us.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=99080609

that mount

that loving mount

Seriously, though, that's the kind of thing I want in a mod. I like bizarre surrealism, and if I had Skyrim I would totally ride around on a human model awkwardly forced into the horse mesh voiced by Tommy Wiseau while having a cat for a head. In fact, does anyone know of any surreal/bizarre mods for Saints Row The Third?

EDIT: The Brawl modding scene can get pretty ridiculous. Let's get the obvious out of the way: yes, someone made naked Zero Suit Samus. Also, freaky pony mods. Then there's straight up bizarre poo poo like stages based on image macros, sports game conversions, and whatever the gently caress this is. It is refreshingly free of porn stuff, so yay?

Lilfut fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Dec 28, 2012

Horns
Nov 4, 2009
Which one of you assholes uploaded this: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/29034

Horns fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Dec 28, 2012

Strong Female
Jul 27, 2010

I don't think you've been paying attention

Horns posted:

Which one of you assholes uploaded this: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/29034

I wanted the first to be springing from each of the cheeks of the second :smith:

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Nov 16, 2011

NihilVerumNisiMors posted:

It's always pregnancy or rape or incest or all three with these people. I don't get it, I really don't. Hopefully it's just the old nerd fallacy of "More Kink = Better" rather than actual sexual urges. :(

Molag Bal is their patron daedra after all. Bestheda tossed a bone during dawnguard

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