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glod posted:If you're a gaijin who is getting the cyberdwarf tsundere dakimakura, I recommend you read this book in order to take proper care of your new hasubando. Of course, us true doom-murder heads already know how to properly take care of our most precious belongings. Thanks for recommending this, I read it cover to cover. Now I have the proper vocabulary to say that I hope my new dakimakura is either japanese textile, two-way tricot or End of this sample, see details for this book in the Kindle store.
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Repost for new page so Chef Boyardee sees: Chef Boyardee, I paid via Paypal so I can't see the backer rewards update. Could you post it here, or if you can't do that, email it to me at brainiacnutjob {at) hotmail (dot} com?
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We now officially get to have a new dungeon! 46 hours to go to get to $120,000. Is TOG a bad enough company to get enough money for the animations? I asked this in the Kickstarter comments page, will there be an always on-DwarfNET requirement? I take long trips to Japanese strip clubs and would like to be able to play the game while flying to Japan. Yaos fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Dec 27, 2012 |
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Yaos posted:We now officially get to have a new dungeon! 46 hours to go to get to $120,000. Is TOG a bad enough company to get enough money for the animations? I'm not sure if DwarfNET is a Real Onliney Internet Thing or not. Players can't post on it for realsies, I know that much - hence the 'write a post on DwarfNET' reward. It may be an online-updated thing, though. BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Dec 27, 2012 |
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I am a "fan" of the original Non Human vidcon from the Action 52 bundle. Does your version have music based on the original music, which I felt was actually pretty catchy? And do you still play as some entity which vaguely resembles Beethoven, and the ground is an abyss filled with alien/zombie Elton John heads?
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Something about Kickstarter makes me spend 35 bucks extra on a videogame pack when I wouldn't spend half that on Skyrim + all DLC.
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I upgraded my pledge! I'm tempted to upgrade all the way to the body pillow but I'm afraid I will also get a divorce with that 
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I played Barkley: Shut up and Jam Gaiden for all of 15 minutes before I stopped. But that didn't stop me from donating to the sequel? Why? I don't know. I'm crazy. I guess I like the cut of your jib. And Space Jam.
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Damo posted:I played Barkley: Shut up and Jam Gaiden for all of 15 minutes before I stopped. I just booted it up and played it for a bit, and yeah, I forgot just how loving awesome that game is. http://imgur.com/a/UJSaB http://imgur.com/a/8BJ0Y
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Loved Barkley: Shut up and Jam Gaiden and all the space jam mashups that spawned because of it so I had to give you guys my . Quick question, will there still be b-ball attacks in Barkley 2? I need the option to slam fools with the might of a b-ball slam master when I'm out of ammo or tired of shooting them to death.
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You have my Replaying through B,SU&J:G right now. drat, I forgot how funny it is. B-BBBBBAALLSSSSSS! i am baney
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Hey everyone, I'm sorry I haven't been as active in this topic as I'd like to be lately. I am really, really sick, the sickest I've been in a long time, and I haven't been able to do anything. I picked a really great time to be sick! So I'm sorry everyone. I'll try to get to as many questions and comments as I can. Also, we may be live streaming the last few hours of the Kickstarter. I don't know why people want this, but we've been asked a million times for it so, depending on my health, you may get the privilege of watching us watch Kickstarter numbers go up. BiggerJ posted:Repost for new page so Chef Boyardee sees: Backer Rewards Update Thank you so much for supporting Barkley 2 and helping us surpass our goal. We have been completely overwhelmed with the level of support you've shown, and are excited to bring you the best possible game we can. We at the ToG labs have been busy preparing your pledge rewards, and would like to give you a taste of things to come. Remember: all reward tiers are cumulative, so you will be receiving each tier up-to-and-including the reward you claimed (with the exception of the interview). Custom Content Tiers (Game Encounter, Forum Signature, DwarfNET Poster, and Playable Character Portrait) Backers in this tier can look forward to working one-on-one with the Barkley 2 team to help bring their likeness and precious snowflake of a personality to Dwarf Space Ziggurat Necron 7 and beyond. You will hear from us shortly after the campaign ends and we can't wait to get working on original content just for you. Physical and Digital Art Book Tiers In addition to the concept art already on show by Tales of Game's artists Richard Tran, David Nyari, Francis Coulombe, and Evengi Maloshenkov we have begun working on exciting new exclusive content for you. This includes new original pieces by additional artists, prose from our wretched writers and much more. ToG Vidcon Pack Tiers The ToG vidcon pack has undergone a rigorous evaluation process and earned the highest distinction our technicians have ever charted: this solid digital-gold game package is Certified 100% *Very Rare*. For more details, and an in-depth look at some of the games in the pack, please check out the following post on our website: http://www.talesofgames.com/2012/12/tales-of-games-vidcon-pack/ Please see the end of this message for a note about vidcon pack OS compatibility. ToG Music Pack and Barkley 2 Original Soundtrack Tiers A preview of four work-in-progress tracks off of the upcoming Barkley 2 OST are available now on the Tales of Game's SoundCloud page. In addition, Chef Boyardee has carefully curated his mountain of musical crud, selecting the tunes best suited for your individual shape and size of ear. SoundCloud including B2 OST Preview and Music Pack Medley: https://soundcloud.com/x114jam9 Index of Assorted Music Pack Preview Tracks: http://bit.ly/TalesOfGamesMusicSampler Wallpaper For all backers in the In-game Secret Reward Tier and up, we've prepared the first batch of wallpapers for your screens, big and small. Due to popular demand, we’ve also prepared some cursors and icons reflecting the alluring vice of Corporate Attitude. We don’t like it, but we accept it as a necessary evil. Preview: Barkley 2 And most importantly, the game itself. Barkley 2 is a burning hot work of passion that grows sharper each passing day. For more details on the game, check out the resources below: RPG Codex Interview: http://bit.ly/ToGCodex Select Button Podcast Interview w/ ToG: http://bit.ly/ToGSBDNPC Extensive Q/A Session on Reddit: http://bit.ly/TalesOfGamesAMA Those in the ToG Music/Monthly Updates tier can expect much more in this vein at the end of January. We are down to the final days of our campaign! Please spread the word about Barkley 2 to anyone you think might be interested in the game, and help us reach our stretch goals! Every dollar enables us to spend more time making Barkley 2 the best possible game we can. Feliz Navigames, Tales of Game’s ---- NOTE REGARDING VIDCON PACK OS SUPPORT It has come to our attention that the majority of games in the Vidcon Pack are Windows only. Unfortunately, we don't have the ability to edit our existing pledge reward descriptions to reflect this. While some of the games ARE Mac friendly (a smaller number playable on Linux and other OSes as well), and we MAY be able to issue ports of the remaining games depending on budgetary and time constraints, we CAN NOT guarantee it at this time. We want to apologize to our non-Windows users for this lapse. If you are a Mac, Linux, or DwarfOS user unable to play games on Windows who has presently pledged at the Vidcon Tier, please send us an email at contact@talesofgames.com, and we'll gladly help work out an alternative reward for your pledge. Liquid Dinosaur posted:I am a "fan" of the original Non Human vidcon from the Action 52 bundle. Does your version have music based on the original music, which I felt was actually pretty catchy? And do you still play as some entity which vaguely resembles Beethoven, and the ground is an abyss filled with alien/zombie Elton John heads? Our Non Human is based off of the original Non Human and there's a part of the game that has the bizarre heads, awful layout and enemies of the original, but the music is extremely bad and we made our own soundtrack. A few songs have already been posted, check out the medley - https://soundcloud.com/x114jam9 http://tindeck.com/listen/qhzz Mushball posted:Loved Barkley: Shut up and Jam Gaiden and all the space jam mashups that spawned because of it so I had to give you guys my X114JAM9 is strictly a gun'sbraster, which means that (almost) all of his weapons are gun's based, but Barkley 2 differs from Barkley 1 in that there are classes with different abilities and you can change them. There will surely be classes that take advantage of X114JAM9's inherent aptitudes for b-ball. Yaos posted:I asked this in the Kickstarter comments page, will there be an always on-DwarfNET requirement? I take long trips to Japanese strip clubs and would like to be able to play the game while flying to Japan. I don't really follow the question. If you're asking if DwarfNET is a real message board where people can post, it is not. We are writing all the content and it is completely offline. 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I just wish you'd pronounce CúChulainn correctly. You make him sound like a train.
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My name is pronounced Koo Hull In, FYI. If that's fixed I promise you all of my Incan Gold.
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Chef Boyardee posted:I don't really follow the question. If you're asking if DwarfNET is a real message board where people can post, it is not. We are writing all the content and it is completely offline.  It's a joke about always-on online DRM.
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Does it look like you're recovering, or will probably recover? I'm Australian, and from where I'm standing, the state of healthcare in America is infamous as all hell.
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Just 18000 dollars more and we can fund Boyardee's recovery and get some swank new cutscenes. How many chicken fries can you purchase for 120 thousand dollars anyway?
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Arcsech posted:
Always-on DwarfNET DRM. There should be a dungeon where you randomly lose connection to DwarfNET and it makes your guns stop working.
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Upped my pledge from $10 to $75, gotta get that Barkleynomicon. This is based on the assumption that authentic nippon hanzo steel folded metal bullets are used and correctly portrayed in this vidcon rather then their western counterparts (as if they're even comparable, heh). Please confirm, this is important.
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If it takes you $120000 to make 3 animated cutscenes, would $100000 get us at least one? Maybe an opening video?
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Philip Rivers posted:If it takes you $120000 to make 3 animated cutscenes, would $100000 get us at least one? Maybe an opening video? Tales of Game's posted:One thing I don't like about stretch goals is that they imply that if we don't reach it, it won't be in the game. For us, stretch goals are a guarantee that if we reach it, it will absolutely be in the game but we will still [try] even if we don't make it. So, hopefully, and fewer might be more likely than all 3 even if they don't make the goal.
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Fuschia tude posted:So, hopefully, and fewer might be more likely than all 3 even if they don't make the goal. This is cool -- I always feel weird about the idea of holding content hostage, as if the difference between $109,900 and $110,000 is crucial somehow.
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I was a member of the forum that inspired this particular pump rant. I remember that conversation.
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ProfessorProf posted:I was a member of the forum that inspired this particular pump rant. I remember that conversation. 
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Arujei posted:I've always wished I knew where truckpump's rants came from. Please, please, do tell about how it happened! Sadly, I don't have any thrilling story to go with that, but I'm almost positive it was either insert credit or one of its various spinoff sites from the early 2000s. The original post was about how "videogame" is a more correct spelling than "video game", because it emphasized the fusion of imagery and play, or something. It was exaggerated pretty hard here. Man, looking at insert credit now, they have not changed much in the past five years, aside from maybe killing their forums.
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Chef Boyardee posted:
Aww man I like the Non Human theme, at least as a basis for covers and remixes and stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI-Fbkwu_1U Oh well I know I can trust you guys to have quality music regardless.
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I can't imagine why anyone would actually want to watch this, but starting at 5:00 PM EST tomorrow, we're going to be streaming the final four hours of the Kickstarter. We'll post more information on the stream when we start, but definitely join us if you feel like asking us questions or talking to us or just hanging out. GREAT way to spend your Friday evening!
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If anyone is looking for an excuse to bump up their pledge, consider this: Furcadia: The Second Dreaming Raised: $106,835 The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 - Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie - Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa Raised: $103,917 25 hours to go
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:If anyone is looking for an excuse to bump up their pledge, consider this: Furcadia has significantly fewer backers, showing that furries are both perverted and have a large amount of disposable income. Edit: Chef said the stretch goals only mean it's guarantee it will be in the game, even if they miss the real remaining goals ($120,000 and $140,000) they may still try to get them into the game. Who knows, maybe it will turn out they are a lot better at making vidcons than they thought and have a whole bunch of extra resources they need to use up. Yaos fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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Yaos posted:Furcadia has significantly fewer backers, showing that furries are both perverted and have a large amount of disposable income. The average Furcadia backer has donated $121. What The Christ  E: Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:If anyone is looking for an excuse to bump up their pledge, consider this: Ergh, just for this I'm upgrading to the x6 package as soon as I can. Well, that and your Non-human game looks baller. B-baller even.
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