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the talent deficit posted:serge aleynikov was the erlang dude at goldman and i'm pretty sure they stopped using it after they had the fbi arrest him and send him to jail afaik the judgement was overturned, he was acquitted and Aleynikov posted on the mailing lists again in 2012. Also I don't think Goldman Sachs ever mentioned Erlang before or after the incident, so I don't know if they still use it or not. Jerry SanDisky posted:erlang status: its cool and i want to go work for goldman sachs now? Glad you're liking it.
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fidel sarcastro posted:just learned about smart matching in perl with ~~ this seems like the worst kind of magic
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MononcQc posted:Glad you're liking it. my only complaint is the worm image you use to to illustrate cons worms don't work that way, they die
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Jerry SanDisky posted:my only complaint is the worm image you use to to illustrate cons this will go right next to Richard O'Keefe's complaint regarding the number of tentacles on a squid
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 04:52 |
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octopi have 1 byte of tentacles
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 04:54 |
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fidel sarcastro posted:just learned about smart matching in perl with ~~ lol. glad you like this feature php has had since forever
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:10 |
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vapid cutlery posted:octopi have 1 byte of tentacles In other words, 1/4 on 486?
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:10 |
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if you enjoy perl's smart matching, consider php, a language with an equality operator that doesn't behave like an autist by default
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:15 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:if you enjoy perl's smart matching, consider php, a language with an equality operator that doesn't behave like an autist by default shut up already
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MononcQc posted:afaik the judgement was overturned, he was acquitted and Aleynikov posted on the mailing lists again in 2012. he got arrested again in july and was arraigned in september. also they were using erlang in their stack in some capacity, cause the source code serge 'stole' was mostly erlang
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:23 |
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the talent deficit posted:he got arrested again in july and was arraigned in september. also they were using erlang in their stack in some capacity, cause the source code serge 'stole' was mostly erlang Ah, didn't know for July and September. I know they used Erlang given he 'stole' that code, but have no idea if there were any statement on their use of it outside of that case.
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MononcQc posted:Ah, didn't know for July and September. I know they used Erlang given he 'stole' that code, but have no idea if there were any statement on their use of it outside of that case. apparently the guy that's trying to get him in trouble this time is the same guy that tried to do it last time. goldman sachs is pissed
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:31 |
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Uhg today at work I had to use HTML to edit some web forms cause the web janitor who usually does it is on vacation and uhg it was terrible how do people work with screens full of jibberish all day
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:33 |
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Mightaswell posted:how do people work with screens full of jibberish all day eclipse, usually
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:35 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:eclipse, usually
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:39 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:if you enjoy perl's smart matching, consider php, a language with an equality operator that doesn't behave like an autist by default lol
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Mightaswell posted:Uhg today at work I had to use HTML to edit some web forms cause the web janitor who usually does it is on vacation and uhg it was terrible how do people work with screens full of jibberish all day drugs
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 05:41 |
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vapid cutlery posted:apparently the guy that's trying to get him in trouble this time is the same guy that tried to do it last time. goldman sachs is pissed double jeopardy
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 07:19 |
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so with all the erlang chat are there any open source pbx/telephone things actually written in erlang that are good? I found this bad boy, yxa, but it appears no one actually uses it or it's very unpopular
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 07:26 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:if you enjoy perl's smart matching, consider php, a language with an equality operator that doesn't behave like an autist by default php:<? empty("0") === true ?>
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 07:53 |
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i hate php SO MUCH
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Nomnom Cookie posted:
jesus christ i don't even know where to begin with this poo poo - i'm not sure what you're even trying to do with this solitary, unadorned comparison that does nothing - you can't give empty() a constant, so this will just throw an error - i'm guessing the complaint is that empty() returns true when you give it 0 as a string even though this is logical and documented behavior. empty() is for detecting "non-empty, non-zero" variables. you gave it zero. what do you think it's going to give you back. why do people who bitch about php always know nothing about it
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Tiny Bug Child posted:why do people who bitch about php always know nothing about it because the people who use it know even less
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 08:44 |
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why would you call a function empty that also returns false on 0 that's loving stupid
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 08:47 |
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yaoi prophet posted:why would you call a function empty that also returns false on 0 what? empty returns true on 0. i just said that
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 08:49 |
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i meant "0"
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 08:49 |
gas
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yaoi prophet posted:i meant "0" zero is zero is zero. it doesn't matter how it's represented.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 08:51 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:zero is zero is zero. it doesn't matter how it's represented.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 09:01 |
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can we not do this plz? tia (Thanks In Advance)
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 09:03 |
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rotor posted:can we not do this plz? tia (Thanks In Advance) yes. let's please not cut off what could be a p. good discussion about how restrictive and unnecessary types are with dumb white noise "gas" posts.
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Tiny Bug Child posted:yes. let's please not cut off what could be a p. good discussion about how restrictive and unnecessary types are with dumb white noise "gas" posts. no I meant can we please not have exactly that discussion.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 09:21 |
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again.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 09:22 |
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poo poo i'm too tired to be shaggared i've been playing around with reactive programming frameworks in haskell and they all seem pretty interesting. it's always interesting trying to see the analogous design patterns for traditionally OO stuff. same w/lenses Opinion Haver fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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yaoi prophet posted:poo poo i'm too tired to be shaggared is there a good lens tutorial out there?
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 09:30 |
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yaoi prophet posted:this seems like the worst kind of magic http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html#Smartmatch-Operator Except implicitly in given/when I never use it
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 10:19 |
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of all the things to steal from perl 6, ~~ was the dumbest jesse vincent rightly called it psychotic match
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 10:24 |
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Nevergirls posted:of all the things to steal from perl 6, ~~ was the dumbest what's so bad about it? seems like a reasonable way to cut down on code when you're using it for something obvious (not condoning dumb obfuscated perl, here)
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fidel sarcastro posted:(not condoning dumb obfuscated perl, here) heh
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