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GOOGLE DOC FOR THE DRAFT: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhZIXpc5ryLodE5JM1FmZmhQQzlVVnBaQWdXVnZLbFESmasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot All Star Voting
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Are you going to use him primarily as a position player or as a pitcher? I'd like to hold back from that decision for another week, if you don't mind. Obviously willing to refrain from using him in that time. Want to see if teenage Yount is actually worthwhile. In preparation for the Tetrachampaton, let's see if Darrell Porter improves with a week or two in the minors - call up Sandy Alomar Jr to take over Porter's personal catcher duties. I have no idea what to do about MVP-year Bagwell. I know he'd had a history of being bad for everyone but me, but I feel so betrayed. Viscount Slim fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jan 3, 2013 |
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Put Fregosi in for Hornsby for this next week. All Star Ballot: Smasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot
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Smasher: just lucky, I suppose. Feel bad for poor Bert. Ott back to right, put in Foxx at 1B, Schmidt has to go back in for Brett, who hides on the DL for the week. Assenmacher in for Goose. D, serve and devour the severed hamstring of Dom Capers. And, c'mon, we're not just here for the spreadsheets! Especially since most of our teams are so bad!
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Smasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot
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They laughed at me for caring about Ken Holtzman. NOW MY GENIUS IS REVEALED. Spreadsheet updated, featuring: the return of Bonds! switching the 1B platoon! lineup & bullpen shuffling! Ken Holtzman! Also, I expect to lose 20 games this month. Smasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot
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Smasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot Also, B
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Due to a sudden shortage of Nap Lajoie, the Arguments select 69 Ron Santo in the Super Draft. All-star voting to follow later.
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Needs more dingers. Oranges select 1989 Mark McGwire & jam him in the lineup at first base. Oranges also looking to acquire copies of Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco, Wade Boggs, Steve Sax, Ozzie Smith, Don Mattingly & Mike Scioscia for no reason whatsoever.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot
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Dynamo League Week 10 Injury Report Coburns Dave Stieb (SP) (Sacrificed to Coburn to gain his favor) - 18 days Web 2.0 Bloggers Chief Bender (SP) (Dies irae! Dies illa/Solvet saeclum in favilla/Teste David cum Sibylla!) - 12 days Barry Bonds (LF) (Quantus tremor est futurus/Quando iudex est venturus/Cuncta stricte discussurus!) - 71 days
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
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oldskool posted:Needs more dingers.
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I think I know what it is too. And since I have Ozzie Smith, how about a trade proposal : e: Actually, I'm going to withdraw this; I'd rather have Smith for now. mentholmoose fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jan 2, 2013 |
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With the 12th pick in the Super-Draft the Portland Bulldogs select 2001 Frank Thomas.
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Maths select 1910 Addie Joss. Edit: I'm just going to do this anyway, might as well put it up now. Joss in for Lincecum in the rotation, Lincecum swapped with Bumgarner, Bumgarner to minors. Revenant Threshold fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jan 3, 2013 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot New line-up to include Ron Santo: 1. C Hartnett 2. DH Williams 3. CF Mantle 4. 1B Vaughn 5. 3B Santo 6. 2B Valentin 7. SS Garciaparra 8. LF Piersall 9. RF Maris Previous instructions remain in force otherwise.
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Robert_Deadford posted:New line-up to include Ron Santo: I haven't simmed a week with the subs in yet. So you should probably wait until tomorrow to make changes.
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# ? Jan 2, 2013 21:44 |
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Get the gently caress out Kevin Appier. With the 14th pick in the draft, the Seattle Suicides select... ah gently caress, I have to take a Roy Halladay? I guess I'd rather have 2010 Roy Halladay. Just watch, the 2003 Halladay is going to own and mine will be awful. New Rotation: 1. Carl Mays 2. Dutch Leonard 3. 2010 Roy Halladay 4. Joe Bush 5. Justin Verlander
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BearDrivingTruck, what will you give me to not draft Mickey Cochrane?
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:BearDrivingTruck, what will you give me to not draft Mickey Cochrane? My second pick in the next round of the draft.
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BearDrivingTruck posted:My second pick in the next round of the draft.
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Pungry posted:Get the gently caress out Kevin Appier. It's 2011 Halladay, if that matters to you.
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quote:Dynamo League
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:I accept this trade. Okay.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:All-Star Ballot Also, on the draft: If any of you owners don't know who to take in the second round, feel free to take one of '06 Dunn or Matlack, so I can make two terrible trades to get them back in the new expansion class (yes, I know they aren't very good).
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Super-League VIII, Smasher League Week 9: Labour of Love's Labours Lost Games of the Week Don May posted:
Box Score Don May posted:
Box Score AS SEEN ON TV TITLE! : So, he said I was a cool dude...but he had been drinking...and he had just done a lot of cocaine, so I'm not sure how much of that was the drugs. But yeah, that was the only time in life I was called 'cool'. : Your stories about your life kind of make me feel sad all the time. : Yeah, me too. Anyway, in honor of this Cuba Smokers-Cleveland Commies series, please rise for the playing of the Internationale. : Marxist on Marxist violence must end! : Big Train will roll, and the Smokers will take Game 1. : Commies will eke out a win, and the series is tied 1-1. : And in this four-game series, the champion has a distinct advantage, because he'll retain if he can get a split of the series. : Another tough loss for Strasburg, who has to be the least lucky pitcher this year. : Well, when you put your faith in Drew Storen and B.J. Ryan, bad things are going to happen. Just like in real life. : Commies hit four home runs, and they'll split the series, meaning that the Commies will retain the Television Title. : And their streaky offense finally put it together, although you can't ever really expect to get two home runs from Clemente, who was always more of a singles hitter. : And now the Commies will defend their title in a three-game set at the Landers. : Well, I guess the Commies have a chance here, but it's not a very good one. The Landers are the better team by a bunch. : Commies are able to keep the game tied into the bottom of the ninth, but can go no further, and the Landers win the day. : And the Landers' offense is just humming. It might be the best in the league with the W's Snider out for a few months. : Commies make it interesting with a win here. : And Tejada gets a bit of revenge against the team who unceremoniously dumped him back to the Commies a couple of weeks ago. : J.R. Richard is too much for the Commies, and the Landers will take the TV Title for the second time! : The Commies need to reassess some of their starting pitcher, it looks like. : And that wraps things up! The Landers are once again the TV champs, and we'll see them take on the Mathematicians in the early series next week, followed by either Landers-Whalers or Mathematicians-Arguments. Team Statistics Analysis Not a lot of advice to give at the moment. Analysis The pitching staff of despair. Analysis Keith Hernandez is still injured! Analysis The Scooter is running out of steam...I guess it's steam-powered scooter. Analysis Luzinski is Polish for "Draft a better corner outfielder in the draft or you are going to get relegated". Analysis What has happened to Nolan Ryan? Analysis Looks like Mark Bellhorn is going to get some playing time. Analysis Your subs will play the next week of games. Analysis Your top four starters are all being dragged down by the defense. Hopefully things should get better now. Analysis The Mathematicians continue to rise, even if Joss wasn't exactly the best fit for your team, whose offense is still a bit ropey. Analysis It's always darkest before dawn...unless the sun has been swallowed by a black hole. Analysis At least things can't get any worse. I'm not sure what's wrong with Hartnett, although we're only taking about 111 ABs so far, so it's probably not quite time to panic just yet. As for your pitching staff, Johnson is a bit unlucky, Martinez is old (in terms of his career), and Mathewson is young. The problem is that you got bad breaks on all three in the same season. Analysis The hot streak continues! Analysis Two and a half good hitters, and not a lot else. Analysis Pete Alexander does not lose. Analysis Down and out in Spokane. Standings and Leaders A. Sign the immunity agreement! - 1 vote B. Have his lawyer look over it first! - 4 votes C. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON! - 8 votes McGregor was even more worried, "Listen, Mark, let's be reasonable! You can walk away! Please, I'm begging you, just walk away!" DECISION TIME Will Mark Grace... A. Take the deal! B. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON! Note: Once this choice is made, there is no going back!
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Alexei Ramirez to AAA; Brian Roberts up, and put him in for Morgan at 2B for a week. No need to keep riding one of my few cosistent assets this hard. Grace bargains with no one. B. Someone trade me some pitching. My defense makes Veale almost worthless, and Brown is... frustrating.
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B LET'S DO THIS
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I really wish Rickey Henderson wasn't injured for four more weeks. And his rating went down too In the mean time, a new lineup for this week: code:
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A, it's just not sporting to personally injure an opponent for one's own gain!
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B Also: EVERYONE PLEASE MAKE THEIR PICKS FASTER SO I CAN REPLACE NOTED TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING GREG LUZINSKI AND AVOID RELEGATION! Thank you.
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Revenant Threshold posted:
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Revenant Threshold posted:I believe i've pegged the dark secret behind this selection, but irregardless I have Wade Boggs. What have you got? I'm not sure what I have half the time, what do you want for him?
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Wait, I could've sworn that the draft pool said it was '10 Halladay when I was deciding! Since the Tornadoes haven't made their pick, can I take '03 Halladay instead? Keep the same pitching order regardless. I thought I was literate
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Smasher Dynamo posted:
This was a prime opportunity for a Road Warrior reference. Since it's not here, B. Also, there's yet another lineup shuffle from me in my spreadsheet.
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You can't take back your pick. Tornados select 2003 Halladay.
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oldskool posted:I'm not sure what I have half the time, what do you want for him?
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The 17th pick is officially on the table for a quality starter. Also Norm Cash, Lenny Dykstra, and all my backup IFs. Alternately, I'd be willing to trade down a few picks. Also, if anyone has a pick they don't desire, I'm open to offers. Mornacale fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 3, 2013 |
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