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Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008
A bunch of stuff expires in 2 days 1/1 so if you want to watch The Fifth Element you better get on that poo poo.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Any place to see what's expiring when?

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
http://instantwatcher.com/

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...
I lot of stuff is expiring on Jan 1st or 2nd, but a good portion of it seems to the stuff that is continuously expiring and then reappearing a few weeks later.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



When something on my queue expires and comes back, does it get readded to my queue?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

TTBF posted:

When something on my queue expires and comes back, does it get readded to my queue?

It should stay in your queue when it goes away, with a note of 'not available.' It should then be there when it comes back.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Joe Don Baker posted:

It should stay in your queue when it goes away, with a note of 'not available.' It should then be there when it comes back.

I don't see this. A long time ago it used to move into a "saved" section, but now it just straight up disappears. But yeah, it gets readded automatically.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Some stuff that's expiring on the 1st if anyone wants to have a movie marathon for the next 24 hours:

Braveheart
Last Tango in Paris
Parents
Fahrenheit 451
A Shot In The Dark
Creature From the Black Lagoon
Superfly
The Intruder
The Taking of Pelham 123
Red Dawn
Great Expectations
The Fifth Element
Starship Troopers
Broadway Danny Rose
Dial M For Murder
Amadeus
Snake Eyes
Margot at the Wedding
Casino Royale (1967)
TNT Jackson

Unfortunately this is all stuff in my instant queue that, with the exception of Braveheart, I haven't gotten the chance to watch yet. Hopefully some of it makes a quick turn around and comes back.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Erebus posted:

I don't see this. A long time ago it used to move into a "saved" section, but now it just straight up disappears. But yeah, it gets readded automatically.

Oh maybe they changed it. I haven't messed with my queue in a long time.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Joe Don Baker posted:

Oh maybe they changed it. I haven't messed with my queue in a long time.

From what I can tell they got rid of the section at the bottom but it still seems to remember if a movie was in your instant queue and will add it back if the movie comes back.

The saved list at the bottom was a problem because it counted towards your total and at the time that put me over the 500 limit, so I had to start cutting it down.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Someone just told me about Video Game High School

I guess it's grandma's boy but more nerd? I'll let you know tomorrow

King of Bleh
Mar 3, 2007

A kingdom of rats.

Christoff posted:

I guess it's grandma's boy but more nerd?

That may just be the least appealing summary of a film I've ever heard

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Christoff posted:

I guess it's grandma's boy but more nerd? I'll let you know tomorrow

It has some pretty good special effects for being made on a tiny budget and Brian Firenzi is great as the villain, but that's about all it has going for it.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Fellow goon Freddy Wong is involved as well.

3spades
Mar 20, 2003

37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Customer: In a row?

Christoff posted:

Someone just told me about Video Game High School

I guess it's grandma's boy but more nerd? I'll let you know tomorrow

It's more like any high school movie where loser tries to become cool and win the heart of some chick out of his league who happens to date the top star of the school. In this world it seems like pro gaming is the only real profession so all this school is teaching is mastering video games. It has horrible use of gamer/l33tspeak and I think runs way too long for it's own good.

Wilhelm Scream
Apr 1, 2008

Along with the titles already mentioned, looks like a lot of the Corman titles are going away so if you haven't seen the greatness that is Starcrash, watch it now.

Glug_Glug
Feb 17, 2011
Silent House was a good idea that was mostly poorly executed. Apparently the whole movie was done in about 10 shots. It would be cool if I was able to see anything. They never show the interior of the house with the lights on so in most scenes it's very difficult to determine were the protagonist is located. I can only surmise that she was either upstairs, downstairs, in the basement, or outside.

What little "story" there was is poorly done, and the twist was super obvious to everyone I was watching it with within the first 30 minutes. That being said, I think two scenes were well done and actually managed to spook me. The first being the scene when the protagonists uncle goes into the house to find her father. I knew someone was going to appear in the back, but they did a good job building the tension I thought. I also really liked the camera scene later in the film. Again, it was obvious what was going to happen but it was an original idea in a film that seemed devoid of those.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



nern posted:

This second season of American Horror Story is ill
From a couple pages back, but was the second season on Netflix? I just finished the first one and loved it.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Snowy posted:

From a couple pages back, but was the second season on Netflix? I just finished the first one and loved it.
No, the second season is ongoing (well, right now it's on a midseason break :v:) and as such is not on DVD yet.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Urdnot Fire posted:

No, the second season is ongoing (well, right now it's on a midseason break :v:) and as such is not on DVD yet.
Oh whoops. Shows don't really exist to me if I can't watch them streaming. Back to forgetting about it for another year or so, I guess!

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

shut up netface posted:

Despite its three star rating I thought Four Rooms was pretty fantastic. Especially the Robert Roduigez segment "The Misbehavers" which turned into an adult version of Looney Toons. Four out of five. Good times.

Four Rooms is infinitely better if you skip straight to The Misbehavers/The Man from Hollywood. The first two segments are godawful and you don't miss anything as long as you assume Ted had a long night (and that he's telling the truth on the phone) + know Angela Jones was the person tied up in the second story. I've suggested watching it this way to multiple friends, and both people who ended up watching the full movie agreed afterwards.

E: A 3/5 star rating sounds about right, I'd seriously give the individual segments like a 1/1/5/5.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Power of Pecota posted:

A 3/5 star rating sounds about right, I'd seriously give the individual segments like a 1/1/5/5.

I'd call it closer to 1, 2 1/2 or 3, 5, 5. The first one was boring and pointless, the second was actually kind of funny (if a little disjointed and "odd"), then The Misbehavers just killed it and The Man From Hollywood kept up the quality set by the previous.

You could just come in at the second segment, which is weaker than the last two but not as completely awkward and awful as the first. If you skip the second segment, you also miss Angela's first appearance and the start of the recurring gag of the mixed-up room numbers. The first segment has absolutely no relation to the any of the others, apart from being mentioned during the phone conversation. Take it out and you miss nothing.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
I haven't seen Four Room in years, but I've always loved it, Tim Roth is fantastic. Though I suppose it is kind of damning I don't even remember what the first two rooms were about (one had Madonna and some witches right?) But yeah, the last two segments are hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAKPzL6uNOg
:nws: I would imagine.

wyoming fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jan 1, 2013

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
I watched Kagemusha tonight. It's an Akira Kurosawa film, and it was produced in part by Francis Ford Copala and George Lucas. Basically, what happened was that Kurosawa wanted to make this film, but Toho, his Japanese film company, couldn't afford to make the movie. So George Lucas went to Fox and said "Yo, remember Star Wars? Well, you guys can repay me by paying for this guy's film."

It's about this Japanese warlord Shigen. His brother, who serves as a double for him, finds this criminal who is about to be crucified and realizes that he bears an incredibly close likeness to Shigen, making him a valuable tool to use. Shigen's forces are currently trying to unite Japan, and they have just laid siege to this castle, and manage to cut off their water supply. The real Shigen hears that there's this man inside the castle who plays the flute every night, so he wants to hear it for himself. That night, when the guy is playing the flute, he gets shot by a sniper.

Back at his castle, he collects his warlords, and he tells them that if he should die, that they should keep it a secret for 3 years and to stop their advance to Kyoto. Well, naturally, the bastard ends up dying. So, his brother unveils the criminal, and says that this guy can serve as a double for those 3 years. Well, later that evening, the criminal decides he's going to rob them, and he breaks into this large jar that he thinks is filled with treasure. However, he discovers Shigen's body is in there. Shigen's men decide to let the criminal leave and be free. The next morning, they plan on burying Shigen in a lake, and they'll end up telling everyone.

Meanwhile, Shigen's enemies, including Nobunaga, hear rumors that he's dead, and they want to find out for themselves. The thief is watching the burial, and he stumbles upon three spies who are watching the ceremony, so he begs to serve as Shigen's double.

Of course, Shigen has a son, and he's not at all pleased about this. So, he's trying to undermine the look-alike and expose him, as well as trying to get a little glory for himself.

You should watch the film. However, I would not recommend watching it on Netflix. There are two versions of the film: the American and Japanese version. The American version is missing 20 minutes. Also, the version on Netflix looks terrible, and there's a lot of really bad digital artifacts. You really should watch it, but I guess the Criterion collection is the way to go on this one.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Biographical Diaries:
Mark Twain? Check
Woody Allen? Check
Rock vs. Cena? Why?

I'm sure this is a million dollar question but is there a site that isn't filled with ADs and has a well sorted list of netflix films?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Junkie Disease posted:

Biographical Diaries:
Mark Twain? Check
Woody Allen? Check
Rock vs. Cena? Why?

I'm sure this is a million dollar question but is there a site that isn't filled with ADs and has a well sorted list of netflix films?


That Rock vs. Cena thing is surprisingly good, but you do have a point.

TRAMAMPOLINE
Dec 15, 2012

Todd Margaret season 2 bitches!

Wilhelm Scream
Apr 1, 2008

V/H/S, one of the best Horror movies from last year, is now streaming!

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Wilhelm Scream posted:

V/H/S, one of the best Horror movies from last year, is now streaming!

Hot dog! This has been on my radar for a while.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Wilhelm Scream posted:

V/H/S, one of the best Horror movies from last year, is now streaming!

Sweet, I've been meaning to watch it again.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Wilhelm Scream posted:

V/H/S, one of the best Horror movies from last year, is now streaming!

YES! I've been waiting for this.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Wilhelm Scream posted:

V/H/S, one of the best Horror movies from last year, is now streaming!

This is fantastic because I was just about to spend $5 renting it from iTunes. Does anyone have a list of 2012 films that are currently available on Netflix? I'm trying to play catchup for the year, but Netflix doesn't make it easy for you to just sort film suggestions that way.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

TrixRabbi posted:

This is fantastic because I was just about to spend $5 renting it from iTunes. Does anyone have a list of 2012 films that are currently available on Netflix? I'm trying to play catchup for the year, but Netflix doesn't make it easy for you to just sort film suggestions that way.

Might this help? Some 2012 contenders are listed as 2011 (Haywire, etc.) so that might not work as well, but it's a start.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Wilhelm Scream posted:

V/H/S, one of the best Horror movies from last year, is now streaming!

Its not for everyone. I thought it was one of the worst films I have seen last year.
But each his own. It is a found footage film that tells several stories.
Many of which are filled with shallow unlikable people who encounter "bad things".
Its currently 50% on rotten tomatoes and I that seems fair as its a polarizing film.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Junkie Disease posted:

Many of which are filled with shallow unlikable people who encounter "bad things".

Doesn't sound like the horror genre is really for you.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Mechafunkzilla posted:

Doesn't sound like the horror genre is really for you.

Which is weird because I like many horror films this one came off as boring and offensive. Human Centipedes, Saws, Friday the 13ths, are not for me.
Shining, [REC], [REC2] and even Slither are.
This isn't about me however this is about Netflix Streaming.
On that topic I just rewatched "Dreamscape" since my childhood. I don't care what the cool kids say, Dennis Quaid is more then a poor mans Harrison Ford. This movie pits him vs Plummer and its a old fashioned "slick off". Decent special effects for its time too. Thanks for the childhood nightmares snakeman!

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Why are you typing like that?
It's kind of weird.
It's like you're trying to write a poem.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
A group of coeds.
Guys, I think we should split up.
In the dark, a knife descends.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

axleblaze posted:

Why are you typing like that?
It's kind of weird.
It's like you're trying to write a poem.

There once was a Goon from Nantucket...

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Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


You all missed my Ghost Fever Haiku a page back and I let it slide.
Seriously though don't see Ghost Fever.

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