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TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

please respond posted:

To me, he's cosplaying as the Tiger guy from Mike Tysons punch out

Pee Wees playhouse guy.

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
That suit :(

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
Goddamn thats fugly.. Makes it even better when CR "loses" to him sitting in his pristine Armani suit

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

JunkDeluxe posted:

Goddamn thats fugly.. Makes it even better when CR "loses" to him sitting in his pristine Armani suit

They are actually LEDs, and when he wins, replays of his goals will play on his person as he hoists the award.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Isn't it pinstripe suit if you want to look taller?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Youtube FIFA player KSI plays some loving bellend idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekOV5aPeW-o

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFeLaReMiHg

:)

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Yeah that was great

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

belgend posted:

Youtube FIFA player KSI plays some loving bellend idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekOV5aPeW-o
Have no idea how that loving happened but it's hilarious.

Also the rematch is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEEbHr-l3w

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

Springheel Jack posted:

Isn't it pinstripe suit if you want to look taller?

if the best footballer in the world wants to look like a whale shark who are we to criticize

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
He must be taking the piss at this point.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Did his suit light up and flash in different colors when he was announced as the winner?

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

TraderStav posted:

Did his suit light up and flash in different colors when he was announced as the winner?

it did now

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

It's brilliant...

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hahaha good job

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

:bravo: :bravo: :bravo:

Thank you.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
He bought that jacket second hand from Maradona.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hecko posted:

He bought that jacket second hand from Maradona.


Everything about this picture is scary.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

El Hefe posted:

Everything about this picture is scary.

I bet there was a monumental amount of cocaine consumed in that hotel room that night.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
I liked Messi better when he was wearing jumpers that his nan knitted him.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

El Hefe posted:

Everything about this picture is scary.

That's some Overlook Hotel poo poo right there

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
http://metro.co.uk/2013/01/07/ronaldo-moves-to-england-to-take-up-student-lifestyle-3341791/

Metro says Fat Ronaldo is moving to England to do an internship in marketing. I suspect this story may not be true.

Also it says Cech has a degree in Law, which sounds incredibly fishy. I googled it and there is a guy called Petr Cech who is a lawyer, but it makes no mention of his illustrious career between the Chelsea posts.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Hoops posted:

Also it says Cech has a degree in Law, which sounds incredibly fishy. I googled it and there is a guy called Petr Cech who is a lawyer, but it makes no mention of his illustrious career between the Chelsea posts.

Would love to see him in the courtroom with that helmet.

Khalil
Mar 29, 2005
Javi Garcia got a new pool table recently.
https://twitter.com/javigarcia06/status/262967898228793344/photo/1

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii

belgend posted:

Youtube FIFA player KSI plays some loving bellend idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekOV5aPeW-o

He seems a stereotypically prickish Fifa player. Looking at opponents pad during a penalty, hacking down players through on goal as a last resort, putting his pad down as he shoots...the only thing he's missing is being Barcelona.

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

belgend posted:

Youtube FIFA player KSI plays some loving bellend idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekOV5aPeW-o

This is much funnier than it has any right to be.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
I enjoy Rio taking poo poo at his whole generation, playing games and dressing like a tool.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
lmao at 'merked'

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That last goal was sweet

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Since the video that caught him was posted in here...

http://www.rovers.co.uk/news/article/sam-allardyce-an-apology-584505.aspx

Blackburn have issued an official apology to Big Sam after Kean called him a "crook".

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

There must be a ghost that hangs around the City training grounds that makes them get monumentally stupid pool tables, I guess it found a new host after stevie left

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Are there any cute pics of Alex Morgan at that awards thing or at the beach or doing anything fun and if so i'd look at em

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Eau de MacGowan posted:

There must be a ghost that hangs around the City training grounds that makes them get monumentally stupid pool tables, I guess it found a new host after stevie left



Hmm, an aquarium as a wall close to a pool table. What could possibly go wrong?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Hmm, an aquarium as a wall close to a pool table. What could possibly go wrong?

He also has a fish tank as the floor of his kitchen right?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Eau de MacGowan posted:

There must be a ghost that hangs around the City training grounds that makes them get monumentally stupid pool tables, I guess it found a new host after stevie left


At least that one has some resale value. Who is going to buy a 14 Javi Garcia pool table after he fucks off from City?

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Hmm, an aquarium as a wall close to a pool table. What could possibly go wrong?

I wouldn't be able to play half a game in that room before there were fish everywhere

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Eau de MacGowan posted:

There must be a ghost that hangs around the City training grounds that makes them get monumentally stupid pool tables, I guess it found a new host after stevie left



You have a pool table with Ireland on it and you don't make the canvas green?

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
I'm sure this has been posted before and it's not the best song on the album but it's a bit like that Andy Carroll FIFA vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf3bmQh8_dM

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