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Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

Kotaru posted:

I do believe dumb is universal, its just better covered in Russia.

Dumb is probably universal, and unfortunately it's so far proved to be incurable.

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Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

angryhampster posted:

North American car crash compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvRSpaesdYc


People are stupid.

This is a pretty good example of why I don't like it when people try to be "nice" when I'm turning left across multiple lanes.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Crustashio posted:

This is a pretty good example of why I don't like it when people try to be "nice" when I'm turning left across multiple lanes.

Exactly, people that stop get all pissy when I wave them on, I'd much rather be able to see whats ahead, rather than rely on someone looking in their blind spots attempting to wave me through.

Did that one Minivan that jumped the left hand signal crash directly into a cop car. Pretty epic if so.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Puddin posted:

Exactly, people that stop get all pissy when I wave them on, I'd much rather be able to see whats ahead, rather than rely on someone looking in their blind spots attempting to wave me through.

Did that one Minivan that jumped the left hand signal crash directly into a cop car. Pretty epic if so.

I believe so. Not sure if it's a light bar or just a reflection on the roof.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

angryhampster posted:

North American car crash compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvRSpaesdYc


People are stupid.

Other than the flying firechicken at 4:00, seems sort of :geno: after all those crazy russian videos lately.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
The one where the semi suddenly comes at you sideways is pretty eyebrow raising too.

Other than that the Russian videos are decidedly superior in their taste of in-car music and hilarious VAZ-210x hijinks.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Flying Firechicken, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMK46ob-__s

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

angryhampster posted:

I believe so. Not sure if it's a light bar or just a reflection on the roof.

Rewind a few seconds, it's easy to tell that it's a police car when it first enters the frame.

Not stopping for people making turns across multiple lanes should be something they teach in class.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Those turning lane ones scare me the worst, most people don't follow proper lane placement when doing those, they just sail wide and go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayhoooooo buddy I didn't see you there! I'd like to get a dash cam as well sometime in the future since it'd be a great piece to have in case of an accident. I t-boned someone who blew a yield sign and if it wasn't for the obvious fact that the accident could have only happened from failure to follow the yield, then I probably would have been told I was the person that caused the accident.

That being said, anyone here follow MPZRACEVIDEO on YouTube? Nothing but cars and racing, no music and its all in HD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mthX3fx4Dtk

MonkeyNutZ
Dec 26, 2008

"A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"
Apparently it's legal (at least in Ohio) to change lanes in an intersection. The internet told me a lie :(

See also: Terrible Ideas

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Puddin posted:

Exactly, people that stop get all pissy when I wave them on, I'd much rather be able to see whats ahead, rather than rely on someone looking in their blind spots attempting to wave me through.

Did that one Minivan that jumped the left hand signal crash directly into a cop car. Pretty epic if so.

And even if they are waving you by, you're still at fault if you get hit by a passing car.

Vectorwulf
May 5, 2010

Ringo Star Get posted:

That being said, anyone here follow MPZRACEVIDEO on YouTube? Nothing but cars and racing, no music and its all in HD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mthX3fx4Dtk

Love that channel! Watching those races has me wondering though: with how small/light the older models were, how competitive are the larger, heavier new cars? Unless the older ones are just much further down on power, anyways.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

MonkeyNutZ posted:

Apparently it's legal (at least in Ohio) to change lanes in an intersection. The internet told me a lie :(

See also: Terrible Ideas
It's legal here! They impressed it upon me in drivers' ed.

Is it still a terrible idea? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Ringo Star Get posted:

That being said, anyone here follow MPZRACEVIDEO on YouTube? Nothing but cars and racing, no music and its all in HD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mthX3fx4Dtk

Dont you love how it's become A Thing to advertise you have no music in car videos? Makes weeding out poo poo so much easier.

Edit : drat so many of those cars absolutly sing beautifully too

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

angryhampster posted:

North American car crash compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvRSpaesdYc


People are stupid.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvRSpaesdYc&t=323s

This should needs be at the beginning of this video. :killdozer:


Here is some 80s cheese complete with non functioning supercharger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf69p7G3-uc

NEVER SURRENDER!

KennyLoggins fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jan 8, 2013

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZoIlcYX53I

Look at how those seats fold. Avon Barksdale had good taste in cars.

Wicaeed
Feb 8, 2005

angryhampster posted:

North American car crash compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvRSpaesdYc


People are stupid.

I actually feel kind of bad for the lady who rear ended the dude on the bike, even if she was at fault. She sounded pretty shook up about it.

Gorillian Dollars
Jan 22, 2012

We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price, even if we know it has no value.
I wasn't sure if it qualifies for this thread or if the Aeronautical thread would be a better fit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-grFuXZ9U

powderific
May 13, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I've been t-boned by someone who'd been waved through a long line of cars like that. I actually felt bad for the dude that hit me as he was a new driver and probably didn't know any better.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
I was the guy taking the wave-through back in '06. Pulled in front of a Kia Sportage and goodbye to my new-to-me '95 Thunderbird. I had good liability coverage but no comprehensive, so the innocent was back on the road quickly while I was glad I hadn't yet sold my Crown Vic.

Never done that since.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

I got a wave-through of a different sort once. I was waiting in a narrow median to turn left into the traffic flow with a few friends in the car, and one of my coworkers pulled his car into the median as well, completely blocking my view of oncoming traffic, while he was simultaneously stuck behind me so he couldn't go either. (We were angled about 45 degrees towards traffic.) He waved me forward, and I pulled into the near lane -- and got clipped by a pickup truck at full speed. Ripped the front bumper off and jacked the RF fender up pretty good; a few feet farther forward and it would have been a full side-swipe, endangering my passengers and the other truck (who didn't stop, either). Thankfully insurance covered the repair, but since then I've had a pathological fear of any median that isn't long enough to fit my whole car lengthwise, i.e. I won't pull into them unless traffic's clear both ways.

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

Wicaeed posted:

I actually feel kind of bad for the lady who rear ended the dude on the bike, even if she was at fault. She sounded pretty shook up about it.

As someone who is regularly almost killed by inattentive car drivers I can't feel bad for her at all. She probably told all her friends about the motorcyclist who "came out of nowhere!" after this.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
This thing is awesome as poo poo, and the burnout at the start owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EbQjzZbwQM

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

2ndclasscitizen posted:

This thing is awesome as poo poo, and the burnout at the start owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EbQjzZbwQM

Ok, this is my new favorite car. It's like a Cobra and a Cheetah mated.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you
Oh Russia/Eastern Europe you build such crazy things..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLnSlJVAsvU

Google translate tells me it's "Driving on thin ice on a makeshift bortopovorotnom ATV Alexei Garagashyana. Falling through the ice, out of the water onto the ice."

MonkeyNutZ
Dec 26, 2008

"A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"
Wait a minute, a sphygmomanometer is for blood pressure... I can't even imagine what it's being used for, there's no way to turn that into a speedometer or tachometer is there?

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

MonkeyNutZ posted:

Wait a minute, a sphygmomanometer is for blood pressure... I can't even imagine what it's being used for, there's no way to turn that into a speedometer or tachometer is there?

Strap it to the driver.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

2ndclasscitizen posted:

This thing is awesome as poo poo, and the burnout at the start owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EbQjzZbwQM

Who do I have to beat up to get one of those cars?

sixide
Oct 25, 2004

MonkeyNutZ posted:

Wait a minute, a sphygmomanometer is for blood pressure... I can't even imagine what it's being used for, there's no way to turn that into a speedometer or tachometer is there?

Hydraulic drive and he pilfered it as a pressure gauge?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
In car of a TQ Midget indoor race

What it looks like outside

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jan 10, 2013

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

MonkeyNutZ posted:

Wait a minute, a sphygmomanometer is for blood pressure... I can't even imagine what it's being used for, there's no way to turn that into a speedometer or tachometer is there?

My boost gauge is both speedo and tach. :colbert:

LarryCsonka
Nov 7, 2006
Oooh, I don't go map-finding-behinding

Wicaeed posted:

I actually feel kind of bad for the lady who rear ended the dude on the bike, even if she was at fault. She sounded pretty shook up about it.

She almost killed someone because she couldn't be bothered to pay attention while driving, feeling bad for her is pretty strange

Wicaeed
Feb 8, 2005
Christ, fine, clearly she was doing her best to try and kill the defenseless poor motorcycle rider.

She will most likely file a lawsuit for mental damage is as well. I'm sure when she is done there she will go on to run over several children and small animals as well, all while talking on the phone with her grandchildren without using a hands free set....right?

I'm not trying to dismiss her lovely driving, just trying to say that I feel kinda bad for her. Hopefully she learned a valuable lesson from that.

Wicaeed fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Jan 10, 2013

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

MonkeyNutZ posted:

Wait a minute, a sphygmomanometer is for blood pressure... I can't even imagine what it's being used for, there's no way to turn that into a speedometer or tachometer is there?

He has implemented a way to dynamically inflate, deflate and level the pressure between the tires. That's what he's using the sphygmomanometer to demonstrate. There's more on his build here, but it translates poorly. http://lunohodov.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3788

bung
Dec 14, 2004


That series is incredibly frustrating to watch. You can't go more than five laps without a yellow flag.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Kei cars do the cutest little donuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEF329uKP8Q

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

bung posted:

That series is incredibly frustrating to watch. You can't go more than five laps without a yellow flag.

The crazy thing is most of those guys are professional racers, Ted Christopher is a hot shot modified driver for like the last two decades. That race and the race held every year in Atlantic City draw a ton of the best drivers on the East Coast from all different forms of racing, and it still looks like that.

Pride does awful things to racers.

e- Here, have some dirt crashes

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jan 11, 2013

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Freiburger and Finnegan are at it again

Buy a junkyard first gen Barracuda. Does it run? No. Did we remember to bring the nitrous kit? Yes.

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0thsG1v6w8
Just an old straight six being run into the ground, no need to stare.

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Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

From the related videos of the GM straight-six: Dutch rednecks give a hot girl a Peugeot that's missing a wheel for her birthday. Never seen a car run on dirt, might wanna try it some day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ITouHIpy6I

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