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geeves posted:It's just to gently caress with everyone that the page's title is "Wild Cards Sample" isn't it? No, he has rolled the projects together, and will start publishing chapters of SOIAF in each Wild Cards book. Also FB page needs 13 more likes to reserve the name: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Game-of-Bones/186692488138540?ref=hl New WildsCard Chapter posted:Their ship was called the Peregrine. WILDCARDS BITCHES! 
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SaviourX posted:Oh hay, something I spent too much time on. Oh my god this is amazing. i just got to the cat oh my god Azure_Horizon fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Jan 9, 2013 |
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Quantum Finger posted:Well, since no one has mentioned this, A GAME OF BONES WILL NEVER GET ON AMAZON THRU SMASHWORDS. They say they ship to Amazon, but that's been a pending deal/vaporware/wishful thinking for years now and it will never happen. You have to put it on Amazon yourself through their KDP program. Smashwords is also VERY hit or miss when it comes to propagating to the iTunes store, and you'll have to check that it's there yourself. If it gets rejected from the iBookstore for whatever reason you will never find out what that reason is. Alright, good info, thank you. I've got the book submitted to Amazon through KDP and I'll keep a close eye on the Apple store information through Smashwords. If we aren't rejected, we should hit Amazon in about 12 hours. The other good news is that we have been accepted into the Smashwords premium catalog so we'll be shipping out to the rest of the big ebook publishers very soon. Time to start spinning up the promotion machine.
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Let's start a kickstarter to fund a hardcover edition with actual cover art and full color spreads of select "action" scenes.
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Jan 9, 2013 15:26
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For the discerning gentleperson?
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I think that Dorne chapter was the worst of the previous chapters thus far. Another round of nothing happening, another day.
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ZearothK posted:I think that Dorne chapter was the worst of the previous chapters thus far. Another round of nothing happening, another day. Dorne as a whole is a metaphor for GURM's writing style. He keeps planning and planning and then when it falls apart...nothing happens..
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Gonna take a wild stab and guess that "The Lord of the Waters" is Aurane Waters. How... mundane.
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I presume Waters is gonna lose his fleet to krakens. Which better be a chapter rather than mentioned after the fact.
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SaviourX posted:Oh hay, something I spent too much time on. I can't compete with this 
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^^^^ Sure you can, bra. The worst part is trying not to laugh. Holy Calamity! posted:Hahaha the push to talk honk. I have no idea what this is, but I assure you it was all according to plan.
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Just a remnant of using a chat program to get lines. For a second I was so proud you got someone else to join you in a GoB recording session..!
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Undead Unicorn posted:Let's start a kickstarter to fund a hardcover edition with actual cover art and full color spreads of select "action" scenes.
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I think we missed out by not kickstartering this when we first got started. I think we should use indiegogo, though, for reasons that do not involve the ease with which one can commit massive fraud there in any way.
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My voice is finally restored. Chapter Five recording will commence tomorrow. Huzzah. Edit: I'll see if I can get a cat to meow, too?! holy god that servant voice  MOI LAY-DAY
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my cat is norris posted:My voice is finally restored. Chapter Five recording will commence tomorrow. Huzzah. it's better than the accents on the show.
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Azure_Horizon posted:it's better than the accents on the show.
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Finish the audiobook, jerks, I have a road trip coming up.
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my cat is norris posted:My voice is finally restored. Chapter Five recording will commence tomorrow. Huzzah. Huzzah! Does anyone know the legalities of using altered lyrics over a midi version of a song?
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Parody. Fair use.
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SaviourX posted:^^^^ Jesus christ this is hilarious. The narrator sounds so....cheeky. Like an apple cheeked pervert, smirking in a cum stained porn theater. EDIT: He has a pork-pie hat.
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^^^^^ Yes, yesssssss. Holy Calamity! posted:Just a remnant of using a chat program to get lines. For a second I was so proud you got someone else to join you in a GoB recording session..! Sir, I can most assuredly assure you that there were only real people (and cat) with their sheer voice talents involved in this production (you can hear us titter in places). Got Chapter 7 mostly recorded, but unfortunately it's boring as gently caress, uh oh!
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Holy Calamity! posted:Parody. Fair use. Even commercially for profit? VVVV  VVVV
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Arbite posted:Even commercially for profit? Especially commercially for profit! Also ah, hooray saviour. Could have sworn I heard the patented ventrilo honk somewhere in there.
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kcroy posted:Also FB page needs 13 more likes to reserve the name: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Game-of-Bones/186692488138540?ref=hl I am stalking all you goony fucks on this page. Especially A_H. How do I like this page without my friends seeing?
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Friends seeing it is the best part, it's free advertising. Plus you get awkward conversations like "So Mulatto Butts, I didn't know you read erotic books. I'm not upset ... Just surprised." from parents, ex-girlfriends and coworkers.
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I just straight-up posted a link on facebook to buying it on smashwords and said "yo, I wrote some of this erotic parody novel with a bunch of dorks on the internet" and a bunch of my "peeps" thought that was rad. Maybe one of them bought it, who knows.
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I'll see if I can remember how to log into facebook and like the poo poo out of that thing. I don't even have to care because I never use it!
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Guess what's up on Amazon?
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I am absolutely astonished that it got through Amazon's review process. I really am.
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A dark day. Congrats
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Thulsa Doom posted:I am absolutely astonished that it got through Amazon's review process. I really am. Well 50 Shades made it so...
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Alright, shitdicks. Who's doing the SA Mart thread, and who's making the banner for us to buy ad space?
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I figure I should check but it's ok to spam the poo poo out of outside SA with excerpts and links to amazon, right? 'Cos everyone's mom on Facebook should be reading this.
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Holy Calamity! posted:I can't help but wonder how many more copies it would've sold with a sultry non-bra-man-cover That cover is terrible and tells you everything you need to know about this amazing work of non-copyright-infringing and wholly original masterpiece.
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Is it possible to do coupons for this on amazon? One of my friends apparently things $3 is too much money, loving cheapskate.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Is it possible to do coupons for this on amazon? One of my friends apparently things $3 is too much money, loving cheapskate. Is he legitimately a financially struggling young adult, or just one of those turdbags that will pay $5.40 for a coffee that lasts 10 minutes but won't drop $0.99 on an itunes song he'll listen to forever? If it's the latter: It's $3. Mail him $2 and a pack of ramen. And tell him I said he's a chump.
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