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Andorra posted:No man, people act just like they do in the movies. Everybody who plays football is a dumb jock. I mean, as someone who played football for seven goddamned years of my life, I'd honestly say that probably only, like, thirty percent fit under the umbrella of "dumb jock."
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Grand Gigas posted:I mean, as someone who played football for seven goddamned years of my life, I'd honestly say that probably only, like, thirty percent fit under the umbrella of "dumb jock." The "nerds vs jocks" stereotype was never really a thing at my school, either. Yeah, people got bullied and poo poo, but it was usually within their own social circles and usually not for stuff as mundane as their hobbies. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it seems to happen a lot less than movies/television makes it out to. It makes me wonder - did the "popular kids v.s. nerds" stereotypes ever really exist, or was it all just some media created conspiracy? Anyways, content: Not Always Right posted:(I work at a car wash that often sees high-end vehicles such as Ferraris. In fact, we get so much people staring that we’d actually had to change our exit to the road as people always bunched up around the cars making exiting difficult. The exit is very well signed, with big white lines being drawn; not a single accident has happened. However, one day, someone in a very banged-up Volkswagen wants to save time by driving into the exit so he could get to the pump quicker, but drives straight into a brand new Ferrari.)
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I knew a troper. An actual, honest-to-god TVTroper. He was the guy who told me about the site in the first place, back in high school. Probably 2004 or so. Christ. High school was that long ago. These people are basically the endgame of that kid. Very few friends, absolutely no sense of what is and is not socially appropriate, and a lot smugger than he has any right to be. Smart, but not the genius he thinks he is and has probably grown up being told he is. He was basically Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, only without the Ph.D. and he once tried to show me his boner. In class.
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kamcalste posted:The "nerds vs jocks" stereotype was never really a thing at my school, either. Yeah, people got bullied and poo poo, but it was usually within their own social circles and usually not for stuff as mundane as their hobbies. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it seems to happen a lot less than movies/television makes it out to. It makes me wonder - did the "popular kids v.s. nerds" stereotypes ever really exist, or was it all just some media created conspiracy? I really don't remember cliques being a huge thing in my high school. There was bullying, I'm sure, but it was never "here are the nerds, here are the jocks," etc.
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:Well, my little brother had long hair in 7th grade and he actually got stalked by some creep who thought he was a girl I like how the speech is delivered in a "calm monotonic voice", but is laced with exclamation marks.
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I think Tropers by and large think monotone just means calm and collected. I've seen a few people say they delivered a devastating speech in a "cold monotone" or something and all I can imagine is them talking like a robot through the whole thing.
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kamcalste posted:The "nerds vs jocks" stereotype was never really a thing at my school, either. Yeah, people got bullied and poo poo, but it was usually within their own social circles and usually not for stuff as mundane as their hobbies. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it seems to happen a lot less than movies/television makes it out to. It makes me wonder - did the "popular kids v.s. nerds" stereotypes ever really exist, or was it all just some media created conspiracy? I was bullied quite a bit back in high school, and my worse bullies were the kids no one liked. What few jocks and popular people that existed had no beef with me. Everyone else had their cliques that they stuck with. I guess in real life, "jocks" are just student athletes, and "popular people" are people who get along with everyone. Popular people being assholes to everyone and treating the school's hallways as Fashion Week runways while never having to answer to authority is only a thing in movies and on tv. constantIllusion has a new favorite as of 10:24 on Jan 10, 2013 |
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constantIllusion posted:Popular people being assholes to everyone and treating the school's hallways as Fashion Week runways while never having to answer to authority is only a thing in movies and on tv. Sadly not so at my school - the so-called popular kids were the bullies, though they'd often turn on their own at random and ostracise a former 'cool kid' completely. But yeah, the rest of the time seemed to be spent being pricks to everyone else, so God knows why we considered them 'popular'.
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# ? Jan 10, 2013 10:42 |
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Can we not talk about high school politics that happened?
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# ? Jan 10, 2013 11:40 |
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re: Hannibal Lecter I always assumed that these posters imitating him were trying to prove how 'quirky', 'different' and totally 'evil' they are. Going against the grain, special snowflake and all that. Edit: And likely some wish fulfillment as well.
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# ? Jan 10, 2013 12:48 |
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How many of these stories involving a rich dude and a non-rich dude have the rich one be the a good guy, anyway?
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Also, remember that these are the nerds who always love the villains in their animes because they're so complex and misunderstood~
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Defeatist Elitist posted:What's really funny is that, despite how much they hate "jocks", they have no loving clue how these people even act half the time. I mean, every time I've been playing D&D or doing some other nerdy poo poo and some someone comes up and asks what's happening, they either just go "Oh" and walk away afterward (usually), or they ask how you play. I once had a Hateful Dumb Popular Football Jock walk up while I was making character sheets and instead of the weird hosed-up masochism troper fantasy of getting wedgied or laughed at I just ended up running a quick demo of Hunter: The Reckoning for him in the back of a school bus. granted I was not in an 80's underdog movie and we were not in rival summer camps at the time but
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My Junior year in high school, the valedictorian was also the star football player and an all around nice guy. I never knew the jocks (even the "dumb" ones) at my school to be any more likely to pick on folks than anyone else. The only person who ever consistently picked on me after my Freshman year turned out to be a Narc trying to build a cover. He apologized to me after someone found his badge and he got outed.
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kamcalste posted:The "nerds vs jocks" stereotype was never really a thing at my school, either. Yeah, people got bullied and poo poo, but it was usually within their own social circles and usually not for stuff as mundane as their hobbies. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it seems to happen a lot less than movies/television makes it out to. It makes me wonder - did the "popular kids v.s. nerds" stereotypes ever really exist, or was it all just some media created conspiracy? In middle school I was made fun of for liking Star Trek. In highschool the bullies had discovered scfi and pot and just hung out with us, becuase we were not anti-social spergs, just nerdy guys who also liked scfi and pot. I cant honestly think of anyone in highschool actually on a sports team who was a brain dead jock bully. Those were usually the anti-social kids who just had hard home lives and acted out for lack of a better outlet. Poor guys. Even then it was some verbal harrasment that you ignored and moved on from. Sadly no one in my school stopped everyone by saying a movie line and then roundhouse kicking a bully though a wall. Must have gone to a boring school. TyrsHTML has a new favorite as of 01:37 on Jan 11, 2013 |
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TyrsHTML posted:In middle school I was made fun of for liking Star Trek. In highschool the bullies had discovered scfi and pot and just hung out with us, becuase we were not anti-social spergs, just nerdy guys who also liked scfi and pot. I cant honestly think of anyone in highschool actually on a sports team who was a brain dead jock bully. Those were usually the anti-social kids who just had hard home lives and acted out for lack of a better outlet. Poor guys. Even then it was some verbal harrasment that you ignored and moved on from. Sadly no one in my school stopped everyone by saying a movie line and then roundhouse kicking a bully though a wall. Must have gone to a boring school. Yeah, "the jocks" were always at my group of friend's parties because of drugs, liquor, and a place to do those things. We didn't really associate at school, but were always friends on the weekends. Tropers are just weird and create enemies, I think.
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# ? Jan 11, 2013 01:49 |
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Whole lotta stuff in this thread. Goons laying down sick burns on those dumb girls
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TyrsHTML posted:In middle school I was made fun of for liking Star Trek. In highschool the bullies had discovered scfi and pot and just hung out with us, becuase we were not anti-social spergs, just nerdy guys who also liked scfi and pot. I cant honestly think of anyone in highschool actually on a sports team who was a brain dead jock bully. Those were usually the anti-social kids who just had hard home lives and acted out for lack of a better outlet. Poor guys. Even then it was some verbal harrasment that you ignored and moved on from. Sadly no one in my school stopped everyone by saying a movie line and then roundhouse kicking a bully though a wall. Must have gone to a boring school. I can and you can too if you probably think hard enough, but that isn't why they're remembered. The two bullies that fit this description in my highschool, one of them was kicked off the basketball team eventually because of grades and the other was someone no one on the team actually liked and gathered a group of posers around him. Even he didn't do it that much bullying to anyone one person, he was just an rear end in a top hat. The only people I can think go that acted way where two gym teachers and just one of the aforementioned posers that hang around the rear end in a top hat on the team no one liked. Higschoolers act like loving sociopaths but they really don't really go around harassing people like they do in middle school. Also the star of the wrestling team was big anime fan and huge YugiOh/Magic fan and used to play with everyone during zero period. Most of the jocks weren't nerds, but half my gaming group was. Undead Unicorn has a new favorite as of 10:23 on Jan 11, 2013 |
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In my highschool the two stars of the football team both played WoW and got our physics teacher to teach them DnD. All these "dumb jocks " stories are the most obvious STDH. Sadly people on tvtropes fail to realize that tvtropes are well, TV tropes and don't work very well in the real world.
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slingshot effect posted:Whole lotta stuff in this thread. Goons laying down sick burns on those dumb girls Oh god yes, a rich vein of STDH - GrickleGrass posted:Just remembered a teacher in elementary school, seventh grade I think, who refused to use the word "history" (though she taught the subject) and instead referred to it as "herstory." She told us this boldly on the first day of class, saying that history was a sexist term because it meant his story-- "It purposely excludes women's contributions to history, it's a term created by men to oppress women!"
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Should really be thonstory.
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Gilgameshback posted:Oh god yes, a rich vein of STDH - Also where the hell is 7th grade considered elementary school?
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Ha ha! I really showed that dumb slut feminist when I went over her head and complained to the principle like a big boy! He actually gave enough of a poo poo to spend time going through a seventh graders notes and I got marked up fifteen percent! She got so sad she hanged herself and a car crashed into her house and the house blew up and the pieces melted and some birds ate the pieces and pooped them on a cemetery
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There actually are people who say poo poo like "herstory", but I think feminists and linguists alike can agree that they're idiots. Do people who think like that even realize that there are other languages? History comes from Middle French estoire/estorie, not "his story".
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Henchman of Santa posted:Also where the hell is 7th grade considered elementary school? Some parts of Australia elementary is 1-7 and high school is 8-12.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:There actually are people who say poo poo like "herstory", but I think feminists and linguists alike can agree that they're idiots. Fictional characters created for the sole purpose of being stupid and so goddamn crazy aren't known for being well-rounded individuals.
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I was just thinking about Troper Tales and realized that not only have these people not been in a fight but they seem to have never seen a fight outside of the movies. Every time I saw a fight in high school, it was sloppy and awkward. No one was doing any special moves and delivering dry witticisms, it was mostly just people slapping at each other until they got bored.
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slingshot effect posted:Whole lotta stuff in this thread. Goons laying down sick burns on those dumb girls Has the whole "Why is semen taste so salty?" story been posted in that thread yet? I'd expect that to show up as often as La-a and Orangejello show up in the terrible name thread.
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jodai posted:I was just thinking about Troper Tales and realized that not only have these people not been in a fight but they seem to have never seen a fight outside of the movies. Every time I saw a fight in high school, it was sloppy and awkward. No one was doing any special moves and delivering dry witticisms, it was mostly just people slapping at each other until they got bored. Choreography is a magical thing. From Not Always Related, the family version of all this other poo poo. Not Always Related posted:(I am sitting in the passenger seat with my dad driving and my mom in the back seat.) BEEP BOOP I AM PROPORTIONALLY CORRECT. I AM FULLY FUNCTIONAL. *wags finger* Ohohohohoho!
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I don't even get it. What's the loving point of the story?
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My parents were arguing whose toxic genes contributed most to my tiny squat Grimm's Fairy Tales torso and my towering giraffe's legs cause I am a dumb ugly rear end hole and they know it
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Leofish posted:Choreography is a magical thing. I'm sorry, you're mother has a runtime error and we're going to have to restore her to factory settings.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Also where the hell is 7th grade considered elementary school? Australia was mentioned above; also Canada. Every school district I've ever been in has elementary as K-7. Also I legitimately did have a teacher try to tell us history was a sexist term derived from "his story". Unfortunately idiots really do end up being teachers sometimes.
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Excuse me, but my allergy medication is sexist. Please prescribe me an antiHERstamine.
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Andorra posted:Has the whole "Why is semen taste so salty?" story been posted in that thread yet? I'd expect that to show up as often as La-a and Orangejello show up in the terrible name thread. That got stamped out in the first post and hasn't been brought up yet (come close, though). It will eventually by someone who just read the thread title and nothing else.
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A variant was posted on the bottom of the first page. Unsurprisingly it resulted in a probation.Midjack posted:High school biology teacher had 2 good ones.
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Waffleman_ posted:I don't even get it. What's the loving point of the story? The main point I'm getting is that the guy who wrote it can't do dialogue to save his life.
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General Panic posted:The main point I'm getting is that the guy who wrote it can't do dialogue to save his life. Yeah, that was the most cumbersome bit of dialogue that I've read in a while.
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I was on reddit today (whoops) and found thisquote:A "womens idealism on arts and art culture" class was offered as one of the compulsory credit builders at my school. None of the Credit Builders are any fun, So my friend and I chose to attend this one.
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That would be kind of awesome as a genuine project instead of some idiotic "lol feminists r dum amirite" thing. E: how do you get 94% in a class where the grade is based purely on attendance and think it had anything to do with your totally-not-made-up trolling of an entire class for a whole semester? venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 22:39 on Jan 11, 2013 |
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