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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


http://youtu.be/Z6q1NfQju1g

WWE are now officially doing more awesome with their Youtube channel. A metric buttload of Smackdown is on there from 1999-2001.

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WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Possibly still the best opening 30 seconds of any WWE Program. Oval Pyro = Best Pyro.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPfYPDlB1s

njsykora posted:

http://youtu.be/Z6q1NfQju1g

WWE are now officially doing more awesome with their Youtube channel. A metric buttload of Smackdown is on there from 1999-2001.

Holy poo poo look at all those signs

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Does anyone have the video from the run up to Survivor Series 2001 where there's a whole lot of run-ins and Paul Heyman shouts "But whose side is he on?" for all of them?

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


So uh..I found this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jYhXypaSg

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Haven't had the chance to watch it yet, but El Generico just posted via twitter a link to his recent DDT title defense against Kenny Omega.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwfgbz_kenny-omega-vs-el-generico-c-ddt_sport?search_algo=2#.UPIvy-gZw1h

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Mega Man has a 141 2/3% chance of defeating Dr. Wily.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Thauros posted:

Haven't had the chance to watch it yet, but El Generico just posted via twitter a link to his recent DDT title defense against Kenny Omega.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwfgbz_kenny-omega-vs-el-generico-c-ddt_sport?search_algo=2#.UPIvy-gZw1h
El Generico's English always gets better when in Japan for some reason, how weird!

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

Flameingblack posted:

El Generico's English always gets better when in Japan for some reason, how weird!

Well Japan is stiff as gently caress, and as Nigel said, "I call Generico cue ball, because the harder you hit him, the more english you get out of him!"

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pllo0ILdIbA

The World Wide Weeeeeb!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

WeX Majors posted:

Possibly still the best opening 30 seconds of any WWE Program. Oval Pyro = Best Pyro.
Agreed. That theme is so much better than anything they've done since it's insane.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



I didn't even need to click that to get douche chills.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

I remember Steiner telling a story about Shannon Doherty asking to be put in a gorilla press on multiple occasions because of where Steiner had to place his hands to lift her.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ever wondered what Abdullah the Butcher is like when he's not asking people to eat the fork previously shoved up their rear end?

http://youtu.be/hv-DHBr5X3k

(Spoilers: He's a dickhead)

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
I would just refuse to interview that idiot after his opening bullshit, especially on a profile "shoot interview" like this one. I realize this isn't journalism but instead a guy trying to make a buck, but screw that noise. Your 72 and you're still acting like Kenny Powers? Sitting there with your disgusting fat hand on your disgusting bloated stomach, sticking your tongue out like some subhuman mongoloid creature, and you want to act like a king because you stick forks in people and smear your Hepatitis infested blood everywhere? Go gently caress yourself.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jan 14, 2013

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
This is the dumbest thing ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4fJaty1kyI

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Now the fourth little piggy
He sang the blues
The Hulkster chopped him up
Shoved him into his shoes

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtHj9rA9O0

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE I GOT NO PANTS ON

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Imagine the WWE books this big angle where someone is beating up Cena all of the time. When Cena tries to get someone to watch his back, they end up in a hospital. Finally, Cena stands in the right and demands they confront him face to face. Out comes Sami Callihan with a microphone. Cena shows fear towards the man. Callihan gets ready to speak and HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

It'd be incredible. Just build up a massive angle full of drama. And just as it comes to it's vast climax, the arena reverberates with airhorns and "IGOTNOPANTSON"

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

VogeGandire posted:

It'd be incredible. Just build up a massive angle full of drama. And just as it comes to it's vast climax, the arena reverberates with airhorns and "IGOTNOPANTSON"

Or maybe in a Danny Doring situation, WWE call him Aaron Horne.

Jayou
Mar 14, 2007

Sparkly Vampires are Wrestlicious!

I'm pretty sure I had this on cassette when I was a kid. I can only assume my parents hated me.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0whWyAzLEsE

With the discussion of the Briscoes in the WWE discussion thread, one of the best things either Briscoe has ever done.

Lightninging.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Seeing as Josh Barnett has recently signed with UFC again it looks like his Hard Times are over and can get to dat pay winda daddyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQjpFdhS9OI

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Some of the AJW girls (Akira Hokuto, Etsuko Mita, Kyoko Inoue, and Sakie Hasegawa) work a match at a W*ING show. The show is outdoors which becomes kind of important about halfway through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbYinH_rFd8

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


VogeGandire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0whWyAzLEsE

With the discussion of the Briscoes in the WWE discussion thread, one of the best things either Briscoe has ever done.

Lightninging.

My favorite thing about this clip is how unlike something like the Soup, the off-screen area isn't mic'd in any way, so you can just barely hear everyone in the background losing their poo poo.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008
The other best thing the Briscoes have done.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

VogeGandire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtHj9rA9O0

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE I GOT NO PANTS ON

I can't stop laughing at this. Is Sami just that bad on the mic or what?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
So I just recently remembered the promotion WWA which was World Wrestling All Stars and was mainly Australian based. The show was like the half way point from WCW to TNA with people from ECW, WCW, and WWF. The wrestling is not good and there is a battle royal on this show that is so mind numbingly dumb. Also they piped the commentary of Jeremy Borash and Jerry the King Lawler through the building. The set up the battle royal starts around 57:05.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVcW2sm04nc

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

KungFu Grip posted:

So I just recently remembered the promotion WWA which was World Wrestling All Stars and was mainly Australian based. The show was like the half way point from WCW to TNA with people from ECW, WCW, and WWF. The wrestling is not good and there is a battle royal on this show that is so mind numbingly dumb. Also they piped the commentary of Jeremy Borash and Jerry the King Lawler through the building. The set up the battle royal starts around 57:05.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVcW2sm04nc

TNA was affiliated with it - in fact, the last WWA show saw NWA World Champion Jeff Jarrett defeat WWA World Champion Sting to unify the titles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV_nKq3wwxA

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Nilbop posted:

I can't stop laughing at this. Is Sami just that bad on the mic or what?

I don't get why people like his character, it's loving stupid. Like if you told a 12 year old to give you dark and angry. Personally, I think his success came from how close he stood to Moxley, who is brilliant.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

God Of Paradise posted:

I don't get why people like his character, it's loving stupid. Like if you told a 12 year old to give you dark and angry. Personally, I think his success came from how close he stood to Moxley, who is brilliant.

Yup, this is pretty much it. In CZW at least, he was basically the Jannetty to Moxley. And so, when he was on his own, crowds just loved winding him up with the airhorns.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Chortles posted:

The other best thing the Briscoes have done.

I'm personally a fan of this one the most:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0mOEK5wKk

Dodge, Dodge, Dodge, Dodge, Dodge, Dodge, Dodge, Dodge

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Botchamania 220:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBveM-kWQsQ

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Oh my god, that Chris Rock/Zandig edit. Fantastic :golfclap:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


VogeGandire posted:

Oh my god, that Chris Rock/Zandig edit. Fantastic :golfclap:

That and Yellow Devil Cornette Face were inspired.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jnFEj0u8iI

KAAAAA...AAAANE!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpbaElLfMs

Mick Foley's kids being Backyard wrestlers.

Ain't much here but I'm sure it'll be hilarious in 20 years time when one of those kids are in the WWE.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpbaElLfMs

Mick Foley's kids being Backyard wrestlers.

Ain't much here but I'm sure it'll be hilarious in 20 years time when one of those kids are in the WWE.

Does it include one of Dewey's siblings caning him?

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Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpbaElLfMs

Mick Foley's kids being Backyard wrestlers.

Ain't much here but I'm sure it'll be hilarious in 20 years time when one of those kids are in the WWE.

Kid in the blue can't bump for poo poo...

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