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Oxxidation posted:Also, after reading the cookbook I learned that Philippe really is full-blooded French and grew up in Bordeaux. Wonder what made his parents (or maybe just his mom) move to the States and shrug him off on a house full of weirdos. The latter was Philippe's mom accidentally mailing him out because she sold a lamp on eBay and thought Philippe was the lamp.
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Dodgeball posted:The latter was Philippe's mom accidentally mailing him out because she sold a lamp on eBay and thought Philippe was the lamp. Ha ha, she's such a terrible parent
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At this point, I think the most fitting tribute/ending to Achewood would be a Tumblr or something where fans contributed their own prose/art concerning their hoped-for endings, similar to Lyle writing his own Hardy Boys finale/Harry Potter novel. Points are awarded for endings which bear little to no resemblance to anything that was ever in the strip.
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Wanderer posted:At this point, I think the most fitting tribute/ending to Achewood would be a Tumblr or something where fans contributed their own prose/art concerning their hoped-for endings, similar to Lyle writing his own Hardy Boys finale/Harry Potter novel. Okay this is a rad idea and I think I am going to set it up. Is that okay with you?
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 09:53 |
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I'm cool with it. Kind of surprised also.
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 10:57 |
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You can do whatever you like in life.
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Johnny Aztec posted:You can do whatever you like in life. You can do whatever you want in life. Probably my favorite thing to come out of Achewood.
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 18:40 |
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You may as well try more things now, 'cause being in trouble is a fake idea.
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 19:53 |
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You're just trying to get us to get all about quote accuracy now, aren't you?
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Locus posted:You're just trying to get us to get all about quote accuracy now, aren't you? You're right, why did I do that
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 20:47 |
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Lately I've been enjoying re-reading Achewood in bed on my tablet before dozing off for the night, but goddamn do I miss the alt text. Anyone have a solution? I googled and just found a lot of chit-chat about XKCD and an Android application with overwhelmingly terrible reviews.
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 21:11 |
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Cool, thanks! http://achewoodendings.tumblr.com/ Tell your friends!
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 21:13 |
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Already off to a great start, awesome idea!
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Locus posted:I still want to find out what happens to Theo Freedom, and also see the future predictions of Achewood come true. Ray losing his ears, etc. But the Roast Beef ending after Molly leaves...
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# ? Jan 14, 2013 23:04 |
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Is that what's happening in that penultimate panel? I never caught on. Oh God, that means there won't be a burial, he'll just hide himself away somewhere and end it alone, after alienating everybody who ever cared about him. No funeral, no marker, no evidence that he ever existed. Cleaner that way.
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:08 |
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Plus, you gotta take into account Beef is supposed to outlive all of his friends, so chances are he either killed himself or depression and anxiety got him so hard that his body just shut down by itself.
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Calaveron posted:Plus, you gotta take into account Beef is supposed to outlive all of his friends, so chances are he either killed himself or depression and anxiety got him so hard that his body just shut down by itself. I can see that. I imagine it would be like the flute boy in Link to the Past who just fades away, leaving behind a body of wood.
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:31 |
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I love the Pat barber one. I'm picturing a final arc where everyone's story moves toward a logical ending, only Pat is conspicuously absent until the final panel of the final strip. FunkyAl: He Gets Things Done. grading essays nude fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jan 15, 2013 |
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I think the only logical conclusion to Achewood is that Beef killed everyone and then himself. Now the only residents of The Underground are lost Magreaux Dogs, drooling and bumping into things as they stumble around.
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 04:43 |
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quote:Philippe is six.
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 05:28 |
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drat dude. That's a pretty sweet Achewood ending.
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 14:51 |
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Wanderer posted:Philippe is six. ...Chris? Chris is that you?
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 17:15 |
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Fruits of the sea posted:...Chris? Sadly I doubt it
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 18:21 |
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Ok, I'm done with achewood now. You have put it to bed.
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 22:58 |
this is such a good idea that I re-registered there is only one ending for us
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# ? Jan 15, 2013 22:59 |
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I sort of wish they discussed the awesome way in which Lyle surely died before this comic took place. Perhaps drowning in raw fuel ethanol on a motorcycle?
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tehloki posted:I sort of wish they discussed the awesome way in which Lyle surely died before this comic took place. Perhaps drowning in raw fuel ethanol on a motorcycle? I figure Lyle ends up getting a welding degree, getting married to a girl half his age, and makes out okay running a shop in Bakersfield.
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Donjolly posted:this is such a good idea that I re-registered This is really good. My only complaint is that beef's text is the same size as everyone elses.
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Donjolly posted:this is such a good idea that I re-registered Between this and Wanderer's prose, I feel... fulfilled. Like Achewood was this ghost with hell of unfinished business that you guys have finished for it, and it smiled a sad ghost smile and just faded into the light. Basically what I'm saying is these are the canonical end of Achewood as far as I'm concerned, and I'm satisfied as the Dickens.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 01:09 |
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Goons got smash mouth to (kind of) eat the eggs, and now they have given Achewood an ending. Goons. They get things done.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 01:38 |
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Donjolly posted:this is such a good idea that I re-registered I like it. Beef gets it right, smile about your wild times but know that you've grown up.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:19 |
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Clap your hands and turn off the light. We're done here.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 04:27 |
Hey FunkyAl thanks for putting my strip on Achewood Endings - I noticed it got squashed by the blog or whatever, which is hell on my already crummy lettering. Maybe have it link to the full-sized version on my comic's site. I figured I'd post this here in case any of you guys wanted a bigger version for some reason
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 20:01 |
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I was at a book release last night, and thought the plot of the novel was interesting...quote:The Donnybrook is a three-day bare-knuckle tournament held on a thousand-acre plot out in the sticks of southern Indiana. Twenty fighters. One wire-fence ring. Fight until only one man is left standing while a rowdy festival of onlookers—drunk and high on whatever’s on offer—bet on the fighters. Sounds a little familiar, no?
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Toebone posted:I was at a book release last night, and thought the plot of the novel was interesting... I can't tell if I'd be more annoyed at the absence or presence of his every move being the new tradition.
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# ? Jan 17, 2013 13:45 |
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to express my amazement at the fact that, since 2007, I've not seen somebody one these forums change his user name to Leon Sumbitches.
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Edit:oops, wrong thread.
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ManiacClown posted:I'd just like to take this opportunity to express my amazement at the fact that, since 2007, I've not seen somebody one these forums change his user name to Leon Sumbitches. I gave serious thought to it awhile back but never did it.
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ManiacClown posted:I'd just like to take this opportunity to express my amazement at the fact that, since 2007, I've not seen somebody one these forums change his user name to Leon Sumbitches. You'd just have to change it again to Brian Wheat right away.
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My hope is that Achewood's legacy will be continued through a band called "Commodore Sex Act," which will probably have members that shower together.
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