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It's been a long time since an Onion article actually made me laugh out loud, but this one did it: Nation Descends Into Utter Moral Chaos Following 'Dear Abby' Writer's Death
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Wayne LaPierre Goes On Harpooning Spree To Prove Some Sort Of Point
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Jan 18, 2013 19:12
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I think this has been my favorite Onion article to date.
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Jan 18, 2013 19:51
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This is awesome (make sure to click the Update link in the story) In Stunning Change Of Character, Bill Belichick Adopts Half-Dozen Dogs From Humane Society
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Brother Jonathan posted:Just announced: The Onion will be releasing an e-book on Friday, an "autobiography" of Vice President Biden. The title is The President of Vice. To promote the book, the Onion will be having an Ask Me Anything on Reddit the same day, answering questions as Diamond Joe. The actual Joe Biden asked him a question!  https://twitter.com/VP/status/292361945170989056
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Jerusalem posted:The actual Joe Biden asked him a question! The other time I saw him reacting to the Diamond Joe, he mentioned the Trans-Am thing. I think it is really hilariously consistent with the Diamond Joe character that of all the poo poo printed about him in those articles, the one thing he consistently takes issue with is that they get his car wrong.
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That DICK! posted:The other time I saw him reacting to the Diamond Joe, he mentioned the Trans-Am thing. I think it is really hilariously consistent with the Diamond Joe character that of all the poo poo printed about him in those articles, the one thing he consistently takes issue with is that they get his car wrong. From the Ask Me Anything: Q: [Joe Biden] A Trans-Am? Ever look under the hood of a Corvette? A: Those glorified Camaros aint good for nothing but smokin' the tires. Q: What's this we're hearing about you being a Corvette guy? A: I might be wiggin' out a little right now, but I think there's some imposter out there spreading bad poo poo about me. I'll tell ya right now, whatever they say nothing can come between me and my Zam.
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I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him Through By Lennay Kekua
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Larry Flynt Has Sex With Own Mother In Outhouse Ugly Girl Killed ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 07:45 on Jan 19, 2013 |
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Mothership Accidentally Descends On Hootie Concert
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Vivek posted:This is awesome (make sure to click the Update link in the story) I think we found a contender for this years zoo-fights.
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I hope they never stop skewering ( ) the NRA. I thought they had hit peak gun control satire with the gorilla article, but this is just... goddamn.
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Are You Jewish? We're Updating Our Annual List Notice the question mark
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Vivek posted:This is awesome (make sure to click the Update link in the story) The  follow-up.And as always, a brilliant last line.
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This one might be my all-time favorite Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq The infographic is a thing of beauty.
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While not an actual Onion thing, I noticed The Onion youtube channel liked this yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPIFAfLiQVM
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Lance Armstrong Debuts Evil, Fan-Taunting Persona 'Killstrong'
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Jan 20, 2013 18:38
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Ha, Tim Duncan is now effectively Hootie in the Onion's eyes.
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The scroll at the bottom; "History Channel debuts 'Swamp Retards'"
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I guess making fun of Mitt never really gets old, does it? Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency
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Obama begins inauguration festivities with drone flyover. Yet another good closing line.
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Isn't this basically a ripoff of that really awesome post from SA forever ago about Tiger Woods becoming "Hollywood Tiger?"
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The reference probably goes over the heads of most people here but that is fantastic. List of Politically Achievable Reforms Down to Just Three Minor Changes to Traffic Code
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This is every FReeper's fantasy  62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:This is every FReeper's fantasy Thanks, old white dude! 
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:Thanks, old white dude! And thank you, Google AdSense!
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Mayan Word For 'Apocalypse' Actually Translates More Accurately As 'Time Of Pale Obese Gun Monsters'
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“Oh man, it’s a good thing no Republicans were watching.”
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:Thanks, old white dude! Thanks to everyone who protects our right to be free from tyranny. 8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises 2nd Ammendment Rights quote:"If we ban teflon-coated bullets, automatic weapons would be next," [Charlton] Heston said. "Then all handguns. Next thing you know, the law would deny our citizens' children the personal freedom to blow holes through their own legs."
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Diamond Joe's back! Biden Working His Way Through Scratch-Off Tickets During Obama's Swearing-In I don't think they even had to doctor the photo.
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Prince Harry: 'I Killed Taliban-Looking People'
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Eggbeater Jesus posted:Diamond Joe's back! quote:"Casino Joe's hunting big game today!" I don't understand how these things just keep getting better 
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Report: Mom's Work Friend Has No One I can remember my Mom doing this, and I swear the lady sort of looked like that. I always enjoy the little slice of life Onion's more so than the more overt political articles.
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Jan 23, 2013 21:06
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Holy poo poo SLIDESHOW: 8 INSANELY CUTE Child Soldiers
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The Onion REALLY hates Donald Trump, and I love it: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years: Commentary by Donald Trump
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The Onion's still pounding Manti Te'o: Hoaxed Linebacker Manti Te'o Now Dating 'Scarlett Johansson's Head On Jenny McCarthy's Body' Onion Manti Te'o posted:"I found new love through an email asking me to wire $600 to a stranger trapped in Manilla." At least spell Manila right, man!
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Onion Biden's journey continues. Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire quote:“When we were breaking into the basement window, I told my buddy Blaze that I had a drat good feeling about the joint,” Biden reportedly informed several colleagues on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. “One second, me and Blaze are covered in plaster dust from busting holes in drywall, and the next thing I know we’re celebrating our killer score of primo copper with a couple 40s of King Cobra.”
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Here's one of the little headlines on the bottom of the "Killstrong" video.quote:NRA Protests Ban On The Actual Assault Rifle Used In Newton Shooting
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4.5% of NRA Members Still Like President Obama, Says NRA Not an Onion article, but I thought it was when I saw it
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