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Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011


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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Lord Lambeth posted:

This Machine Kills Fascists are only allowed on guitars. :mad:

Au contraire



Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'


^^^This machine kills fascists^^^

:haw:

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Orange Devil posted:

Au contraire





It's a slippery slope, my friend.



Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Orange Devil posted:

Au contraire





AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Experto Crede posted:



^^^This machine kills fascists^^^

:haw:

Yup.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


In honour of tomorrow, let's have a look at the inauguration of the other president:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNiWnSOsAnE
:ussr:

I'm very impressed by the editing there, by the way - it looks more like an elaborate Hollywood production than a real-life event. Does anybody know what Medvedev is saying to the soldiers at the beginning and what their response is (and Putin as well towards the end)?

And what the hell is Gerhard Schröder doing there? Bloody Gazprom mercenary.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



This Guitar Says Sorry:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



HUGE PUBES A PLUS fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jan 20, 2013

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Add my nephew to the 2012 statistics. 10/28/12.

Content:

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jan 20, 2013

AndroidHub
Feb 28, 2007

I've seen some stuff that would really make you say "like what?"
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw the original posted earlier, and it turns out somebody else had too.



And here, have a picture about a horrible person I'm ashamed to be related to.

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-8CUulWqPA

Earth
Nov 6, 2009
I WOULD RATHER INSERT A $20 LEGO SET'S WORTH OF PLASTIC BRICKS INTO MY URETHRA THAN STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING A SCALPER.
College Slice

Earth fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 18, 2014

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Earth posted:

There's this bar that I go to specifically because the bartender is a very attractive woman who has this exact kind of haircut and she's nice to me. For reference I'm 27 and feel old as balls. Perhaps your relative is just a stick in the mud?



That's pretty hardcour.

Hope I'm not too late for quotes from guitarschat.

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy




CAPS LOCK BROKEN fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jan 20, 2013

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Earth posted:

There's this bar that I go to specifically because the bartender is a very attractive woman who has this exact kind of haircut and she's nice to me. For reference I'm 27 and feel old as balls. Perhaps your relative is just a stick in the mud?



I don't know if I want to say :drat: or :psyduck: to that. What happened to her, or is this really recent?



I was totally the guy on the left until the third debate. :eng99:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Reserved seats at the inauguration.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Lightning Knight posted:

I don't know if I want to say :drat: or :psyduck: to that. What happened to her, or is this really recent?



I was totally the guy on the left until the third debate. :eng99:

I thought the second debate went pretty well.


http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2013/01/why-you-should-be-optimistic-about-renewables-one-chart

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Saint Sputnik posted:

I thought the second debate went pretty well.

After the first debate I was just kinda in a "oh God gently caress this country" rut and thus saw the second debate as kinda lovely but not as lovely as the first. It wasn't until Biden came in (it's always Biden) that I started feeling better about it, and then Obama brought in horses and bayonets and I totally shifted to :smug: "hey guys your candidate sucks" mode with my conservative friends again all the way up to the election.



"Why yes, good sir, I did order the mission that killed Osama bin Laden."

Oh poo poo, I have no response to this. Think... wait, Benghazi!

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!




Is that Biden's granddaughter in what appears to be a Starfleet uniform?

Lightning Knight posted:

What happened to her, or is this really recent?

She was jailed, gave birth in November and returned to prison, and is currently awaiting trial.

Lightning Knight posted:

After the first debate I was just kinda in a "oh God gently caress this country" rut and thus saw the second debate as kinda lovely but not as lovely as the first. It wasn't until Biden came in (it's always Biden) that I started feeling better about it, and then Obama brought in horses and bayonets and I totally shifted to :smug: "hey guys your candidate sucks" mode with my conservative friends again all the way up to the election.



"Why yes, good sir, I did order the mission that killed Osama bin Laden."

Oh poo poo, I have no response to this. Think... wait, Benghazi!

I knew Obama would win the election when I saw Romney smirking about the deaths of four Americans in a terrorist attack, including our own VileRat. The 47% video was released a few days later and sealed the deal.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Chamale posted:

I knew Obama would win the election when I saw Romney smirking about the deaths of four Americans in a terrorist attack, including our own VileRat. The 47% video was released a few days later and sealed the deal.



I knew Obama would win the election when the Republican Party decided to run a far-right Mormon rear end in a top hat who reminded everyone of that loving rear end in a top hat Bob in management.

(Actually, my incredibly unrealistic prediction two years ago was something like 55-45, which wasn't quite Karl Rove levels of close but not too far off.)



edit - Romney, morning after the election.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Chamale posted:

She was jailed, gave birth in November and returned to prison, and is currently awaiting trial.

Well that's depressing. :suicide: I mean, it's not surprising, I suppose, but the whole thing is still depressing.


Chamale posted:

I knew Obama would win the election when I saw Romney smirking about the deaths of four Americans in a terrorist attack, including our own VileRat. The 47% video was released a few days later and sealed the deal.



I don't think I ever intellectually thought Obama was certainly going to lose, but there was a point where I thought Nate Silver might actually be full of poo poo and we were at least at the coin toss point, probability-wise.



"See, Mr. President, you don't understand--"

"What was that?"

"...Mr. President..."

"That's right. And yes, I do understand. You have a penis that's this small, and you take your inferiority complex frustrations out on poor people."

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sorry, 'Arm The Homeless' is the best guitar.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Lightning Knight posted:

Well that's depressing. :suicide: I mean, it's not surprising, I suppose, but the whole thing is still depressing.


I don't think I ever intellectually thought Obama was certainly going to lose, but there was a point where I thought Nate Silver might actually be full of poo poo and we were at least at the coin toss point, probability-wise.




The best part of Romney running in the election were the constant reminders of how creepy and robotic his entire god drat family is.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rand alPaul posted:

Sorry, 'Arm The Homeless' is the best guitar.



John Mellencamp's is nice, but not as punchy.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
I love it when people take away the credit from artists. (Not shittin' on you tho', just see it all the time)


Have another.

Earth
Nov 6, 2009
I WOULD RATHER INSERT A $20 LEGO SET'S WORTH OF PLASTIC BRICKS INTO MY URETHRA THAN STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING A SCALPER.
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Earth fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 18, 2014

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Deceitful Penguin posted:

I love it when people take away the credit from artists. (Not shittin' on you tho', just see it all the time)


Have another.


What would be the most KKK-appropriate doughnut? Would it be the Berliner?



Or would find out they all secretly enjoy the papist-made miscegenation Boston Cream Doughnuts?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


Joementum fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 21, 2013

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I like that they got the races right (and made Biden a Bashar Al-Assad lookalike). Who's the guy in the middle?




I don't know if my pictures are authentic, but I still laughed.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Never forget before Israel, the zionists were the terrorists.


Irgun, The National Military Organization in the Land of Israel"), was a Zionist paramilitary group that operated in Mandate Palestine between 1931 and 1948.

quote:

Irgun emblem. The map shows the British Mandate of Palestine, which the Irgun claimed in its entirety for a future Jewish state. The acronym "Etzel" is written above the map, and "raq kach" ("only thus") is written below.
During the 1936–1939 Arab revolt in Palestine against the British Mandate of Palestine the militant Zionist group the Irgun carried out sixty attacks against Arabs and British soldiers.


Irgun fighters training in 1947.


quote:

Historic propaganda poster of the Irgun for distribution in central Europe – the map shows Israel in the borders of the British Mandate of Palestine, which the Irgun claimed in its entirety for a future Jewish state.

Lehi (Fighters for the Freedom of Israel) commonly referred to in English as the Stern Gang, was a militant Zionist group founded by Avraham ("Yair") Stern in the British Mandate of Palestine.

quote:

During World War II, Lehi initially sought alliance with Fascist Italy and Nazi Germany, offering to fight alongside them against the British in return for the transfer of all Jews from Nazi-occupied Europe to Palestine.[2] On the belief that Nazi Germany was a lesser enemy of the Jews than Britain, Lehi twice attempted to form an alliance with the Nazis.


A wanted poster given out by British police in the 1940's for Jewish terrorists guilty of murder.

Israeli news bigging up the terrorists in 2010, oh sorry 'freedom fighters'. (But they say Hamas aren't freedom fighters, but terrorists). :ironicat:

quote:

Freedom Fighters Celebrate 70th Anniversary in Jerusalem
'Lehi', who fought British imperialism, celebrated their movement's 70th anniversary on Sunday. 'We should never have disbanded', said MK Eldad.


Veteran fighters from the Lehi Underground ("Lohamey Herut Yisrael" - Fighters for the Freedom of Israel) that fought the British Empire during the 1940s to liberate the Land of Israel, gathered in Jerusalem Sunday night to celebrate the 70th anniversary of their movement’s founding.

The ceremony, which packed the capital’s Menachem Begin Heritage Center to capacity, included speeches from Lehi veterans and leading politicians as well as musical interludes featuring Zionist poetry from the era of the anti-British struggle for freedom.

Lehi was founded in 1940 by revolutionary poet Avraham “Yair” Stern after the "Irgun Tzvai Leumi" (National Military Organization) agreed to a ceasefire with Britain while the British were engaged in fighting Nazi Germany. Stern, then an Irgun commander, criticized the ceasefire and argued that although the Germans were haters of the Jewish people, the British were the primary enemy of the Jewish people and that only through liberating the Land of Israel from British rule could the Jews of Europe be saved by having an independent Jewish state to which to flee.

Stern led his followers out of the Irgun and launched an urban guerrilla war against the British occupation of Palestine.

The British administration reacted swiftly to Lehi’s insurrection with a series of arrests and targeted assassinations. Stern himself was shot dead while handcuffed by British detectives in 1942 after being discovered in a Tel Aviv apartment. Although the movement’s leadership was either dead or imprisoned and the organization was virtually extinct, Lehi fighters began to stage daring jailbreaks and eventually reorganized their movement into an effective clandestine underground led by the triumvirate of Natan Yellin-Mor, Dr. Israel Eldad and future Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir.

According to Lehi Heritage Foundation Chairman Yair Stern (son of slain leader Avraham Stern), the movement included fighters from all walks of life “including Ashkenazim and Sephardim, secular and religious, left and right, ultra-Orthodox Jews from Mea Sha'arim and Arabs from Abu-Ghosh.” All were united in the common anti-imperialist struggle to liberate the Land of Israel from British rule.

Following World War II, when the Irgun – and for a very brief period also the "Haganah" – joined in the struggle against British occupation in Palestine, Lehi adopted a “Neutralization Plan” for the Middle East that would prevent the region from taking sides in the Cold War between the United States and Soviet Union. Lehi proposed a unification of Middle Eastern peoples against imperialism in the region and called on the Arab proletariat to join in the broader anti-imperialist struggle by overthrowing their puppet leaders, such as the Hashemite King Abdullah of Trans-Jordan.

When the British were forced to end their occupation of Palestine in 1947, a pro-Soviet trend had already taken root within Lehi. For the Marxists within the movement, this trend was ideological but for others it was tactical. Soviet Russia viewed Britain and the United States as enemies and looked favorably upon militant national liberation movements fighting against the forces of Western imperialism. Lehi’s daring actions and anti-imperialist ideology greatly impressed the Soviet Union and contributed to Moscow’s temporary support for the establishment of a Jewish state.

At the ceremony on Sunday marking 70 years since Lehi’s establishment, Minister of Culture and Sport Limor Livnat (Likud) said that “unfortunately after 62 years of Jewish statehood we see that we still cannot disband the Israel Defense Forces,” to which Member of Knesset Professor Arieh Eldad (National Union) responded, “After 62 years we plainly see that we should have never disbanded Lehi.”

Eldad, whose late father Dr. Israel Eldad served as Lehi’s ideological leader following Stern’s assassination, went on to speak about the movement’s platform, the "18 Principles of Rebirth," which includes the establishment of a utopian society based on the morality of Israel and justice of the Prophets as well as the construction of the Third Temple in Jerusalem as a symbol of the Jewish people’s complete liberation.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

brozozo
Apr 27, 2007

Conclusion: Dinosaurs.
:negative:

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/lupe-fiasco-thrown-off-stage-at-inauguration-conce



here is the song in question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22l1sf5JZD0

ughhhh fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Jan 21, 2013

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Yeah, god, how dare he politicize a political event?

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Feb 16, 2011

Earth posted:

I agree with the above poster, keep credit where it's due. https://www.zenpencils.com

"Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you." His famous reply: "You lose."
Yeah, in this day and age with reverse google search you can almost always find the source, so it's best to at least try and say who did it.

Rand alPaul posted:

What would be the most KKK-appropriate doughnut? Would it be the Berliner?



Or would find out they all secretly enjoy the papist-made miscegenation Boston Cream Doughnuts?
No hole, no donut. :colbert: The Berliner is a bun.

(It would probably be a vanilla donut with chocolate filling, if what I seen of the private habits of mosta them racists is any indicator)
is racism against racists racist? Double-racism? fucken christ

This from urban curator, 'cause street art usually ain't signed, 'far as I can tell.

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