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you have come to a world called pager duty *whipcrack*
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:42 |
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tying two conversations together one of the most interesting things about yegge's post was thisquote:Over the next couple of years, Amazon transformed internally into a service-oriented architecture. They learned a tremendous amount while effecting this transformation. There was lots of existing documentation and lore about SOAs, but at Amazon's vast scale it was about as useful as telling Indiana Jones to look both ways before crossing the street. Amazon's dev staff made a lot of discoveries along the way. A teeny tiny sampling of these discoveries included:
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:45 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:that's why you tie your goddamn shoes right lace control never helped me before
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:46 |
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WHOIS John Galt posted:tying two conversations together one of the most interesting things about yegge's post was this its cool tho cause all of this is fixable and still more desirable than non-soa.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:47 |
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oh yah i'm not saying this means SOA is bad it's just nice to see actual details about problems from people who have really tried solving them not just saying, gently caress this i'mma tear it down and start again and that will make it better
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:49 |
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yeah. I think it would be fun to work at amazon unironically cause they do cool poo poo like that instead of bad stuff like apple, fad stuff like goog, or self destructive stuff like Microsoft.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:52 |
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how!! posted:I'm going to tell you a true story. When I was in middle school, I was on the track team. One day during a track meet, I was running the 400 meter dash. I made the mistake of not making sure my shoes were tied tightly before the race started. After rounding the first turn, I looked down and noticed my shoe was untied. I couldn't just stop and tie my shoe, because I'm running a race for gods sake. After the third turn, my shoe had almost come completely off because the laces flinging around had made the shoe so loose. When I crossed the finish line I was practically limping because I couldn't run normally or else my shoe would come completely off. I was too afraid to stop and do what needed to be done. you should write a blog
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:53 |
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apple's web services suck but they actually give a poo poo about making products worth a drat and the build quality of their hardware is lightyears ahead of anyone else ever i tried having an intelligent conversation about this in shsc but surprise shsc are terrible posters
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 21:53 |
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Shaggar posted:yes it's more like "uses ALL of http, especially the nerdy bits" like how well does some REST application work when a hotel wifi provider decides to turn one request into a temporary redirect to their login page?
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:02 |
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Wheany posted:you should write a blog I'm a much better programmer than I am writer. I spend most my free time programming.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:15 |
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how!! posted:I'm going to tell you a true story. When I was in middle school, I was on the track team. One day during a track meet, I was running the 400 meter dash. I made the mistake of not making sure my shoes were tied tightly before the race started. After rounding the first turn, I looked down and noticed my shoe was untied. I couldn't just stop and tie my shoe, because I'm running a race for gods sake. After the third turn, my shoe had almost come completely off because the laces flinging around had made the shoe so loose. When I crossed the finish line I was practically limping because I couldn't run normally or else my shoe would come completely off. I was too afraid to stop and do what needed to be done. Guys, the moral of the story is that once you start running, you can't stop to tie your shoe, so obviously you should throw your shoes out and make new ones from scratch because that would be faster than tying them, because shoes are grossly inefficient, because anyone other than you can't design a shoe. Also if the laces go missing in the shoe re-building process, no-one will notice until your shoe comes off, and then you can just evaluate whether laces are really needed then. Also, did I mention that everyone else is really incompetent? EVERYONE
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:17 |
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Win8 Hetro Experie posted:it's more like "uses ALL of http, especially the nerdy bits" if its rest w/in a browser then maybe the browser will handle the redirect, if its within a native app it probably wont work. theres ways to detect those types of captive portals tho so usually w/ ios or w/e as soon as you join the network it takes you to that page to login.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:20 |
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but yes its a good example of why http codes are unreliable and you should check the message content as well.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:21 |
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Shaggar posted:but yes its a good example of why http codes are unreliable and you should check the message content as well. just let your https library check the certificate, and if it doesn't recognize the CA don't even send the request
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:23 |
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Let me tell you a true story, butts
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:24 |
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tef posted:welcome to pager duty
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:25 |
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Gazpacho posted:i could tell you about the heap corruption bug no, please dont.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:26 |
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how!! posted:I'm a much better programmer than I am writer. I spend most my free time programming. do you still think you're a good programmer?
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:28 |
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rotor posted:no, please dont. shared_ptr<FILE> fp = fopen("what", "r");
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:31 |
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how!! posted:I'm a much better programmer than I am writer. I spend most my free time programming.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:33 |
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how!! old are you how!! seriously you write the way i thought about the world when i was like... 14? maybe 15?
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:33 |
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lmbo
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:34 |
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Always Be Testing
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:35 |
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Shaggar posted:but yes its a good example of why http codes are unreliable and you should check the message content as well. it was probably misconfigured to force re-logins way too often another example could be a cruise-ship wifi which switches from an unlimited shore connection to a limited connection when the ship leaves a port
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:42 |
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WHOIS John Galt posted:you write the way i thought about the world when i was like... 14? maybe 15?
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:44 |
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how!! posted:I'm a much better programmer than I am writer. I spend most my free time programming. holy poo poo you must be a terrible writer
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:46 |
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how!! posted:I'm a much better programmer than I am writer. I spend most my free time programming. given your knack for explaining things, and your history of conflict, I can see why communicating with something other than another human is preferable to you.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:46 |
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Gazpacho posted:oh that wasn't the worst of it, i could tell you about the heap corruption bug that woke devs up in the middle of the night for weeks on end and possibly was responsible for that dev leaving the team, thank god the incoming senior dev knew what a valgrind is when I talked to amazon devs they all seemed to be going 'queues are awesome', then explaining how they dealt with all of the failure cases by getting paged.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:48 |
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queues are awesome
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:50 |
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tef posted:when I talked to amazon devs they all seemed to be going 'queues are awesome', then explaining how they dealt with all of the failure cases by getting paged.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:56 |
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who can I page about the horrific web design on amazon.com
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:57 |
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how!! posted:I'm going to tell you a true story. When I was in middle school, I was on the track team. One day during a track meet, I was running the 400 meter dash. I made the mistake of not making sure my shoes were tied tightly before the race started. After rounding the first turn, I looked down and noticed my shoe was untied. I couldn't just stop and tie my shoe, because I'm running a race for gods sake. After the third turn, my shoe had almost come completely off because the laces flinging around had made the shoe so loose. When I crossed the finish line I was practically limping because I couldn't run normally or else my shoe would come completely off. I was too afraid to stop and do what needed to be done. lmao
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:59 |
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Shaggar posted:who can I page about the horrific web design on amazon.com stevey posted:Jeff Bezos is an infamous micro-manager. He micro-manages every single pixel of Amazon's retail site. He hired Larry Tesler, Apple's Chief Scientist and probably the very most famous and respected human-computer interaction expert in the entire world, and then ignored every goddamn thing Larry said for three years until Larry finally -- wisely -- left the company. Larry would do these big usability studies and demonstrate beyond any shred of doubt that nobody can understand that frigging website, but Bezos just couldn't let go of those pixels, all those millions of semantics-packed pixels on the landing page. They were like millions of his own precious children.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:59 |
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doesn't matter what distance race you're running if your shoe's half-off you kick it off and run barefoot you idiot
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 22:59 |
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Werthog 95 posted:doesn't matter what distance race you're running if your shoe's half-off you kick it off and run barefoot you idiot lol if you don't have a shoe manufacturing facility to simply reroll it on the fly
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 23:01 |
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oh right it's a metaphor. well it's a really lovely one because any half-decent runner knows you don't stop for poo poo
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 23:05 |
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Werthog 95 posted:oh right it's a metaphor. well it's a really lovely one because any half-decent runner knows you don't stop for poo poo img-dieselboy-marathon.jpg
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 23:07 |
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if that guy was actually smart apple's input devices and uis wouldn't be so bad
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 23:12 |
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I mean, a one button mouse? come on.
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# ? Jan 22, 2013 23:12 |
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amazon must have hired some reddit posters because their new favorite thing seems to be jpegs of text so it's obvious bezos doesn't care /that much/ about individual pixels
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