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Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Awesomonster posted:

I have always thought Shelley Duvall was completely adorable, I'm glad there are other people out there who appreciate her too :3:



She looks like a 9 year old here, shes even wearing jammies. :stare:



To contrast, Marilyn Monroe.



Mae West.

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Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
It's always time for POET TIME


Rupert Brooke


Robert Graves


Antonin Artaud (in a still from La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc)


And an artist...


Henry Scott Tuke


Merle Oberon epitomized "exotic beauty"





Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Really Goons? 10 pages and no Gaddafi? For shame!



Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I hate to say it, but...vagina-wise, I am all for Che.



Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.
I hope your vagina likes taking the collective because collectively that guy looks like a bag of bruised potatoes.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Mr-Spain posted:

I hope your vagina likes taking the collective because collectively that guy looks like a bag of bruised potatoes.

Well, potatoes are delicious, so leave my vag alone!

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Rabbit Hill posted:



And an artist...


Henry Scott Tuke

Wait...Cena?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

:swoon: I love this thread! :swoon: And unlike most threads, I think I actually have things to contribute to this one!

F'rinstance, these fellows.



These dapper young gentlemen are the Four Marx Brothers. (Sort of. At bottom left is Gummo, who left before the act got huge, because he didn't much like the stage. Zeppo, top left in the picture below, replaced him.) If you don't recognize them right away, well, it may be because this picture's from a bit before they really made it big. Also, they're out of costume!



Anyway, when I was much younger, I developed a crush on Harpo Marx. That's the guy at top in the first picture, and at the left in this one:



(There are stories about how Chico and Harpo were alike enough to be almost twins, but it's pretty easy to tell them apart--Harpo's more :haw: , while Chico's the embodiment of :heysexy: .)



By all accounts he was a pretty chill and awesome dude--and if this picture is any indication, he could rock the hell out of a nice suit when he felt like it. Nice job picking 'em, adolescent-me!

This isn't to knock the rest of the Marxes, of course. Groucho in particular was a stone fox out of his stage makeup. He's on the right here, with Gummo.



Was Chico a looker? Of course.



Did he know it? Hell yes. (Before you ask, those are all him--this was early trick photography.)

I believe Zeppo was generally considered to be the good-looking one in the family. I can see why.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

SatansOnion posted:

goddamn yeah

My thing for Jewish guys thanks you.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
This gentleman from the Civil War

Bonapartisan
May 20, 2004

Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

bobkatt013 posted:

This gentleman from the Civil War


He looks like Nicolas Cage... by a lot, to me.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

bringmyfishback posted:

My thing for Jewish guys thanks you.

Seconding this

And hell yes Groucho :swoon:

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
Jack Kerouac, being all babe-like in his college football uniform. :allears:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

bonestructure posted:

Jack Kerouac, being all babe-like in his college football uniform. :allears:



...wow. I had no idea.

I can't explain it- I think it's the poncey earring he's usually depicted with- but I've got a little thing for Sir Francis Drake.


And here's a great picture of Orson Welles. It's a meme, so I'm linking it: http://i.imgur.com/7DY0Ikt.jpg.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"


Edna St. Vincent Millay was an advocate for feminism and, boldly, she was openly bisexual from the 1920s on. This picture is of her in college in her early 20s. I wish it wasn't black and white, contemporary friends say she had great red hair.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

bringmyfishback posted:

My thing for Jewish guys thanks you.

:respek:

Speaking of: Bob Dylan is another fellow who, back in the day, could have talked me into any number of terrible life decisions!













Wild curly hair, strong jawline, strong cheekbones, lovely eyes all really do things for me :blush:

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SqueakyDuck
Apr 5, 2009

Banao!~ :3::3:
I've got to get some more Irish men in on this thread! :allears: :swoon: :3::allears: :swoon: :3:

I can't believe no one has mentioned a young James Joyce.



Dressed as his alter ego Stephen Dedalus, he's about 22 here I think....

Also Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy fame

Galliope
Oct 12, 2012
James Garfield, president, hottie.


TFR, president, hottie.


James Earl Jones father Robert:


Before he got fat and evil, Herman Goering:


In keeping with the evil and adding short (5'0) and communist, Nikolai Yezhov:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

SqueakyDuck posted:

I've got to get some more Irish men in on this thread! :allears: :swoon: :3::allears: :swoon: :3:

I can't believe no one has mentioned a young James Joyce.

I want a love letter written about my flatulence.

Also, on the "hot before they were evil" list...Stalin:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Here is another dictator

Lucania
May 1, 2009

bringmyfishback posted:

I hate to say it, but...vagina-wise, I am all for Che.

I think younger Che looked like Al Pacino as Michael Corleone.

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER

bobkatt013 posted:

Here is another dictator


Someone Latin American... Pinochet?

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

bobkatt013 posted:

Here is another dictator


Just reversed GIS'd this, you sneaky bastard!

I know it's a bit of a cliche, being in Shawshank Redemption and all, but fuckin' Rita Hayworth.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Guess who this is!



Did you nail it?

Gerald Ford

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


bobkatt013 posted:

Here is another dictator


The Great Dictator, even.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Jane Goodall. She was beautiful.








So beautiful, in fact, that sexist biologists (it was the 1960's after all) wrote her off as a cover girl for National Geographic. I fell in love with her as a 12 year old watching My Life With the Chimpanzees. It's still one of my favorite documentaries.


All of Leakey's Angels had a certain striking beauty (which might have had something to do with their selection aside from all of them being incredibly bloody intelligent and good at their jobs).

Galdikas:


Fossey:


Fossey rockin' a denim suit in the bloomin' jungle:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Lauren Bacall.



....and having a quick fag.



Louise Brooks.



Yvette Mimieux.



Veronica Lake.



Nancy Kwan.



Grace Kelly.



Anouk Aimee.



Jane Seymour.



Edit: Oops, nearly forgot Theresa Russell :swoon: (the 80's is history, right?)

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Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Rabbit Hill posted:


Antonin Artaud (in a still from La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc)

This was young pretty Artaud, but dude was spectacular-looking even after syphilis ate most of his brain. One of the all-time great faces.

Speaking of poets, Frank O'Hara did not bat for my team. Boo.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008



Ulrike Meinhof, a co-founder of the Red Army Faction/Baader-Meinhof Group

And seconding from the past few pages...


Grace Slick


Lauren Bacall with Vice President Truman.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'm sorry, President Lincoln.



And his brother, Edwin, who bizarrely saved the life of one of Lincoln's sons and was considered the greatest Hamlet of his time:



Not bad, Booth brothers!

McFoxigator
Jun 13, 2011

Life is full of twicky decisions...
While we're on the sixties music scene, I can't leave out Pattie Boyd:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

lenoon posted:

All of Leakey's Angels had a certain striking beauty (which might have had something to do with their selection aside from all of them being incredibly bloody intelligent and good at their jobs).

Galdikas:


Fossey:


Fossey rockin' a denim suit in the bloomin' jungle:


Primatologists are the hottest zoologists. Ooh, Charlotte Uhlenbrook, you shone too bright for mere BBC documentaries.

The Gunge
Aug 20, 2011
Just barely history as she's still alive, but I can't not post the sexiest woman of the 20th century:





Debbie Harry

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Can it be poets time again? Because Robert Frost:




And young T.S Elliot:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Poetposts:
E. E. Cummings, despite his McCarthian proclivities, was quite dashing, I think.

Jorge Luis Borges was pretty cute, he's got that tall, dark, mysterious that I'm always going for.

I think he's been posted here before, but, while not a poet, Nikola Tesla is a gorgeous science man and I hope to meet his modern-day equivalent. I have a thing for Eastern Europeans.

Kevin Kline?

Prof. Moriarty
Dec 6, 2003
Not the regular Professor Moriarty, the hologram Professor Moriarty where the holodeck malfunctioned and he created the whole fake hologram enterprise and fooled the Captain. Oh, and he tried to escape with his girlfriend once, but he was foiled.

Bonapartisan posted:

He looks like Nicolas Cage... by a lot, to me.

I'm not entirely convinced that it isn't.

My Shark Waifuu
Dec 9, 2012



Physicists are hot!



James Clerk Maxwell, I'll be the electricity to your magnetism :allears:

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
I was reading the last version of the Awkward and Ugly thread, and there were a couple of guys posted that I, uh....found kind of hot. After a few minutes of serious introspection, I realized they both kind of looked like Joe Strummer and that's what was doing it for me. Whew.







(I can't be the only one, right?)


BTW, if you search for "Strummer" on tumblr, you get a million pictures of Meryl Streep and her husband Don Gummer. Who knew there were so many fans of their marriage?

She's always been a striking lady.





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Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


I think Leni Riefenstahl was rather pretty.

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