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Hommando
Mar 2, 2012

You actually kicked that cat.

You are a loving rear end in a top hat.

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Sapphaholic
Mar 21, 2008

Delicious.

Reminalt posted:

You actually kicked that cat.

You are a loving rear end in a top hat.

Holy crap. Seriously, Balino, you're a dick.

Caiques are the best parrots and this is one reason why: :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEKxJWjOoFo

fuckpot
May 20, 2007

Lurking beneath the water
The future Immortal awaits

Team Anasta
Everyone please report that cat kicking video to youtube. If you don't want to watch it, the timestamp is at 40 seconds (the report asks for a timestamp)

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


You guys are seriously overreacting. Unless he actually fell on it he pretty much just shuffled the cat on the on the floor for about a foot.

The video sucks but I'm not seeing any horrible animal abuse.

Edit: actually just watched it again. Maybe he did actually kick it I can't tell.

veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Jan 23, 2013

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

NESguerilla posted:

You guys are seriously overreacting. Unless he actually fell on it he pretty much just shuffled the cat on the on the floor for about a foot.

The video sucks but I'm not seeing any horrible animal abuse.

Edit: actually just watched it again. Maybe he did actually kick it I can't tell.

He at the very least intentionally hit it with his leg and then fell on it. I'm no catologist but I'm pretty sure that cat did not enjoy you doing that just so you can make a dumb internet video Balino.

CrowdControl
Aug 2, 2011

Uhh Tommy, I think I'm just gonna sleep at my house tonight...

I;m not trying to join the dogpile, but god are these terrible. If your gonna smash an alarm clock as a gag, loving break it for real with feeling and completely. I've put a similar alarm clock into drat near two pieces with my fist, and you had a mallet! And don't kick your pets. I hate cats and feel they were never appropriate to domesticate, but even I feel your an rear end in a top hat for letting it get comfortable, setting up a camera, and kicking and falling on it for no reason.

vvvvvvvvvEdit:I approve of this. See totally hate cats. You are an rear end in a top hat Balino.

CrowdControl fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Jan 23, 2013

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

On the other hand, punching cats in the face is hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGdi16_NJdc

It's funnier actually doing it, than watching it, though. Maybe I should look into other options for entertainment.

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

CerebralAssassin posted:

Wingsuits are awesome. This guy has got to be the craziest fucker ever.

http://youtu.be/TWfph3iNC-k

Jeb Corliss rocks. He's counter-phobic, he is attracted to things that scare him.

Sometimes, he pushes it a bit to close. Took him months to recover from this hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEFCQRwj28w

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.

CerebralAssassin posted:

Wingsuits are awesome. This guy has got to be the craziest fucker ever.

http://youtu.be/TWfph3iNC-k

I like this remake.
http://youtu.be/Veg63B8ofnQ

pitlo
Dec 30, 2004

You won't get anything
done by planning.

IanKirby posted:

Do not click these.

Heres a 4 minute video about the free solo climbing master Alex Honnold.

http://youtu.be/yzA5S-5w13M?t=50s

Everything I see about this guy makes me think he has something weird going on in his brain. If they did a brainscan of him and said that he had some massively underdeveloped or overdeveloped section that made him not recognize fear and anxiety on the same level as a normal brain, I would not be surprised.

Of course, he might just be extremely calm and driven with the logic to know he can't freak out, so he doesn't.

I'm going with weird brain because that poo poo is nuts, even though he seems extremely normal in every interview I've seen him give.

MrHat
Jun 18, 2005

Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on
OK, when porn stars start doing tributes to cat videos I get confused with the world.
http://youtu.be/kYxX2YKGdvM

Also it's amazing that Jeb Corliss keeps doing those kind of jumps. He was behind his friend Dwain Weston when Weston hit a bridge at over 120mph (killing him) and from various accounts Jeb ended up flying through the blood splatter of his friend. You'd think something like that would sorta change your outlook on doing these stunts.

MrHat fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Jan 23, 2013

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
If you ever watched Dexter's Laboratory then you might appreciate this. It's a censored episode that essentially got banned from airplay, Adult Swim is now hosting it on their channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLN_ka1ZSDg

Balino
Jul 8, 2012

NESguerilla posted:

You guys are seriously overreacting. Unless he actually fell on it he pretty much just shuffled the cat on the on the floor for about a foot.

The video sucks but I'm not seeing any horrible animal abuse.

Edit: actually just watched it again. Maybe he did actually kick it I can't tell.

Your edit is very incorrect the original response was the truth. They are overreacting I shuffled my cat across the floor and I was extremely careful to not land on him. I love my cat very much and he was not harmed in any way.

Edit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM Here enjoy this video instead of mine.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Alan Smithee posted:

If you ever watched Dexter's Laboratory then you might appreciate this. It's a censored episode that essentially got banned from airplay, Adult Swim is now hosting it on their channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLN_ka1ZSDg
For me, this post is like someone casually mentioning "Oh yeah, you like old stuff, this is the actual Holy Grail of Our Lord Jesus".

e: which reminds me of a Mitchell and Webb skit, but not sure what the thread policy of linking such is.

Splicer fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jan 23, 2013

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

fuckpot posted:

Everyone please report that cat kicking video to youtube. If you don't want to watch it, the timestamp is at 40 seconds (the report asks for a timestamp)

I would encourage people to watch the videos they're reporting instead of just doing it because someone online told them to.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Splicer posted:

For me, this post is like someone casually mentioning "Oh yeah, you like old stuff, this is the actual Holy Grail of Our Lord Jesus".

e: which reminds me of a Mitchell and Webb skit, but not sure what the thread policy of linking such is.

It didn't quite live up to the hype that it built up over the last decade, but I do love it when "lost" episodes of shows I liked a long time ago resurface. It's like watching it anew all over again :3:

In the same vein, here's Assignment: Venezuela, a MST3k short that got cut and was only released years later after the show ended:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCb1Z9YnNFo

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Balino posted:

Your edit is very incorrect the original response was the truth. They are overreacting I shuffled my cat across the floor and I was extremely careful to not land on him. I love my cat very much and he was not harmed in any way.

Edit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM Here enjoy this video instead of mine.

It's worth overreacting and reporting you because then maybe you'll reconsider making your terrible how to horse series.

If ridiculous games of Starcraft II are of any interest to anyone, check out this ludicrously close (very amateurish and low level) game where one of the commentators get's a litte too excited:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u92PA5wmH1U
http://youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U

Fiesty Francis
Apr 7, 2005


At least if I'd studied literature I might be able to spell `feisty'
I've never made a time lapse video before, but I was stuck in my hotel in Tunis today, so here one is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1_WLDHfFIo

Benbola
May 24, 2004

by Pipski

Fiesty Francis posted:

I've never made a time lapse video before, but I was stuck in my hotel in Tunis today, so here one is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1_WLDHfFIo

The Qu'ran is quite beautiful when sung aloud, which is what I guess that singing is in your video. Here's a video I used with Qu'ran singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2tDCbqIels

Also, I suggest if you're ever in a delusional state, try to teach yourself Arabic, so you can properly read the Qu'ran in its intended original language. But be sure to be respectful and copy the Old Testament as well, in order to respect the Jewish and Christian religions. Here is an example of my work: http://www.benbola.com/insanity.html

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino
The first world has gone completely insane and I this video is proof.

Quadruplets Birth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7QRodSEvYo

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

brainsforbrains posted:

The first world has gone completely insane and I this video is proof.

Quadruplets Birth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7QRodSEvYo

The best part of that is the little chat window: "Ouch...that baby hurt."

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


brainsforbrains posted:

The first world has gone completely insane and I this video is proof.

Quadruplets Birth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7QRodSEvYo

There is something so massively loving wrong with people who play second life.

I wish someone would start an ask/tell about that game because I truly don't understand how it works from the videos I have seen. I guess they would have to admit to playing second life to do that though.

Edit: saw this in the related videos. Pretty hilarious video of some guy absolutely flipping out over Obama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPMEC2mcorY

veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jan 24, 2013

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

NESguerilla posted:

I wish someone would start an ask/tell about that game because I truly don't understand how it works from the videos I have seen. I guess they would have to admit to playing second life to do that though.

My friend had a class on communication or something that had a required second life "virtual lecture" near the end of it. I think he just took a zero on that assignment rather than actually have to go on second life.

Here's another classic: CNet tried to do a "virtual interview" back when second life was still moderately topical. Naturally, someone made giant pink wiggly penis-like things and then pictures of dicks clip through the stage while they were live. Here's a montage someone made:

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedLyae4b2s :nws:

Truly the world of the future :allears:

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

McCloud24 posted:

The best part of that is the little chat window: "Ouch...that baby hurt."

*wipes swet from her forehead as it rolls down her forehead*

That's all she wrote, folks.. We've found rock bottom, and this it it.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Buddy of mine told me about this, apparently it was on his public access when he was growing up. Apologies if it's already known or already posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq_QKTOgI30

The voice...the voice...

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
You better step the gently caress off if you're going to be talking poo poo about Jack Horkheimer. The dude is about as synonymous with PBS as Big Bird and Mr Rogers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkJheh1XcAQ

Man, this takes me back. I totally forgot he died back in 2010, too.

Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 24, 2013

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Jack Horkheimer owns. Holy Scorpius!

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Same goes for this one. Gotta wait a bit until the drum solo, but it's totally worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy52yueBX_s

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf_yj2NhRBQ

So much anger :(

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Here's another classic: CNet tried to do a "virtual interview" back when second life was still moderately topical. Naturally, someone made giant pink wiggly penis-like things and then pictures of dicks clip through the stage while they were live. Here's a montage someone made:

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedLyae4b2s :nws:

Truly the world of the future :allears:

Was that a goon that did that or am I remembering wrong?

Timo
Jul 12, 2001

Suit up!

Oh my god, that's only the first video in a series of six.

edit: Oh man! Part three is great! She starts the video off by calling her dog a human being in front of her Confederate flag. And don't get her started on bees!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV60W5ts0Sw

Timo fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jan 24, 2013

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey.

Wish I knew how I'd gotten here from that, but I'm not mad at it.

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!
The man is more duck-like than most actual ducks.

edit:

quote:

edit: Oh man! Part three is great! She starts the video off by calling her dog a human being in front of her Confederate flag. And don't get her started on bees!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV60W5ts0Sw
"apparently a lot of people liked my part one and part two"

I am Reverend fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Jan 24, 2013

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003


I get that iOS devices sort of train people to use the thing vertically, but why would you think video should be shot that way? Nearly every person on this planet old enough to functionally use one of these things has seen a movie on an HDTV or been in a movie theater, every show made today is shot in 16:9, it's just mind-blowing to me that someone would set up their phone on a cradle or stand vertically instead of the side that is easiest to balance.

Vertical videos are evidence of diminished intelligence, I'm sure of it. All you have to do is think for two seconds, rotate the stupid thing in your hands and suddenly it'll actually use all that space afforded by every loving video on YouTube.

Clarington Grey
Dec 4, 2007

Subtle but delightful.
When you're a cop, you probably witness some odd and surreal things through the course of your career, more so if you're a cop in Las Vegas, like Officer Evan Rosenthal here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE



And of course, someone had to set this to music:
http://youtu.be/C2NW1-_HUbw

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Clarington Grey posted:

And of course, someone had to set this to music:
http://youtu.be/C2NW1-_HUbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w22nuzn5CA

A Dapper Walrus
Dec 28, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM

Glorious Hanzo Steel in action.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

On the one hand, I want to laugh at the neckbeard, but on the other, I feel like I need to admit to myself that if I tried that I'd probably gently caress it up and end up knocking a bottle through a window or something.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

NESguerilla posted:

There is something so massively loving wrong with people who play second life.

I wish someone would start an ask/tell about that game because I truly don't understand how it works from the videos I have seen. I guess they would have to admit to playing second life to do that though.

A friend of mine made a few decent-quality Primms (the 3D Objects and such, like Houses and Clothes) a few years ago and put them up on the marketplace, and now he logs on once every couple of months or so and collects like $50-$100 from the Lendon Fun Money people still spend on them.

For content, why don't you treat yourself to the trailer for the Spongebob Squarepants Live Action Porno. :nws:

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Fecha
Nov 4, 2006

Did I... did I miss anything important?
This is a collection of a man's experiences sitting in the same elevator car with a video camera every day for 3 months. Eventually the regular tenants of the apartment block get to know him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNAvyLCTik
It's the best video I've seen in quite awhile.

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