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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Calaveron posted:

On the other hand, she might mock Parfait's pendant, deriding the concept of love and bla bla bla.

Also, Bacon confirmed as not being a bunny person.
I think a Q&A somewhere confirmed he IS. Just one that looks a whole lot like a pig.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I preferred the first one, so I went and did it.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-304/

Knightmare Knit laying down the law.

Nahxela
Oct 11, 2008

Execution
I guess Tomato gets some credit for standing up to Nightmare Knight? But that may be more stupidity more than anything else.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

Nahxela posted:

I guess Tomato gets some credit for standing up to Nightmare Knight? But that may be more stupidity more than anything else.

It's stupidity. 100 percent stupidity.

MadiTC
May 31, 2011
Nightmare Knight seems pretty chill about it though. He's probably used to some minions having a bit of lip after 99 revivals.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
As far as evil overlords go, Nightmare Knight seems worryingly competent. For one, he doesn't feel the need to flex his powers at the drop of a hat. That says self assured.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Captain Oblivious posted:

As far as evil overlords go, Nightmare Knight seems worryingly competent. For one, he doesn't feel the need to flex his powers at the drop of a hat. That says self assured.
He also doesn't get pissy at his underlings for talking back to him. (See his reaction to Peridoh's tirade, threatening Tomato's job rather than his head...) He's a pretty class act (saddled with at least one rather goofy underling in Splashmaster).

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009
I'm beginning to think this is starting to take Megaten undertones; The ultimate evil is a calm, collective individual who seems to be only doing his job whilst what is supposed to be the ultimate good is a spaz out witch who forces law and tradition on people.

Probably reading too much into that (I really wish someone would take a sword to that stupid oracle) mind.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Zereth posted:

saddled with at least one rather goofy underling in Splashmaster.

Given how very Paper Mario the whole thing is, I'd be more surprised if Splashmaster was the only goofy one.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Dragonatrix posted:

Given how very Paper Mario the whole thing is, I'd be more surprised if Splashmaster was the only goofy one.
Hence "at least"! He's the only one we know about so far, so it's not safe to make claims about the others yet.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Nightmare Knight has standards, dammit. You can be an rear end in a top hat, but not an unprofessional rear end in a top hat!

Diet Conan Doyle
Jan 15, 2010

Watch as I pluck the moon from the very sky!
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-305/

Nightmare Knight's getting tired of your sass, Tomato.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
Nightmare Knight may not be a power tripping hair trigger, but patience only goes so far.

Nice knowing ya Tomato.

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat
Their comes a time to fight your battles, and their comes a time to realize that your opponent is 20 times larger than you.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
At least you tried, Lettuce. At least you tried. :smith:

Solaris Knight
Apr 26, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE
Tomato's enough of a jerkface to the point where I'm rooting for the eldrich villain of darkness.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Solaris Knight posted:

Tomato's enough of a jerkface to the point where I'm rooting for the eldrich villain of darkness.

Hey, he might be an ancient and unfathomable font of wickedness, but at least he isn't a creepy sonuvabitch.
I'm uncertain of what to expect in the next comic from here, but my guess is either an extremely painful wedgie or total annihilation.

life_source
May 11, 2008

i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of

Solaris Knight posted:

Tomato's enough of a jerkface to the point where I'm rooting for the eldrich villain of darkness.

I have a soft spot for eldritch villians of darkness.

Nightmare Knight is basically the best dude in the comic. In the everything.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Jesus christ why didn't I start reading this comic sooner, that archive binge was the most enjoyable hour I've spent in the last year.

I love how Bacon seems to exist for the sole purpose of standing around and making relevant facial expressions.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Tomato REALLY doesn't like being off the ground.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009
And this is why Demons in the Chaos faction allow Lucifer to walk around as a girl when the mood takes him.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

ConanThe3rd posted:

And this is why Demons in the Chaos faction allow Lucifer to walk around as a girl when the mood takes him.

What.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

Sorry, RPG joke. I meant this is why you don't talk back to your boss if he happens to be an evil overlord.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

Sorry, Shin Megami Tensei refrence.

I mean this is why the grunt shouldn't talk back to his superiors.

Peepers
Mar 11, 2005

Well, I'm a ghost. I scare people. It's all very important, I assure you.


I guess Sir Tomato didn't get the memo about capes. :ohdear:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-306/

Take that, JERKmato! :argh:

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

I want to make a tossed salad joke but can't seem to make it fit.

Really eager for the next page as it's just going to be Nightmare and the Princess

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Carrot just fell out a tree

This is the cutest poo poo ever

and its so preeeettttttyyyy

EDIT: What the gently caress do you mean I'm on the most recent page?

God drat. What do I read in the meantime?

Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jan 28, 2013

the2ndgenesis
Mar 18, 2009

You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this.
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-307/

Amount of fucks given: zero.

voting third party
Sep 5, 2006
~

Calico Heart posted:

Carrot just fell out a tree

This is the cutest poo poo ever

and its so preeeettttttyyyy

EDIT: What the gently caress do you mean I'm on the most recent page?

God drat. What do I read in the meantime?

Ava's Demon has a colorful, sort of similar art style that you might like.

Megazver
Jan 13, 2006

Calico Heart posted:

Carrot just fell out a tree

This is the cutest poo poo ever

and its so preeeettttttyyyy

EDIT: What the gently caress do you mean I'm on the most recent page?

God drat. What do I read in the meantime?

Try Nimona.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Calico Heart posted:

Carrot just fell out a tree

This is the cutest poo poo ever

and its so preeeettttttyyyy

EDIT: What the gently caress do you mean I'm on the most recent page?

God drat. What do I read in the meantime?

Try Unsounded, Gunnerkrigg Court or Paranatural, all of which are similar to the comics recommended in the previous two posts.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Unsounded is good, but it is not at all like Cucumberquest :catstare:

Monster Pulse is good, but it alternates between :3: and :gonk:

Kiwi Blitz is similar with a bit less :gonk:

Tollymain fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jan 30, 2013

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012


Well, zero point five. He did look back. With one eye.

Maybe zero point zero five.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

But I think that a little gently caress bounced around his armour.
I wonder why this amulet is so significant, other than it being a gift from Carrot.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

Kikas posted:

I wonder why this amulet is so significant, other than it being a gift from Carrot.

Why does it need to be anything else? Unless you're some kind of black-hearted monster.

Zero_Tactility
Nov 25, 2007

Look into my eyes.
The only thing the Nightmare Knight cares about this situation is that the tiny rabbit people aren't being so drat noisy now. It's like two pigeons fighting over a piece of food on your windowsill; it doesn't matter which pigeon ends up with the food as long as they SHUT UP.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Lance Streetman posted:

Why does it need to be anything else? Unless you're some kind of black-hearted monster.

Because it's the way these things work in RPGs, if it is shown, it's gonna be a McGuffin at some point.
But if it's not anything more, that's acceptable too.

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Megazver
Jan 13, 2006

Call me sappy, but I feel that might be a beginning of a redeeming romance.

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