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Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

Nutmeg posted:

hahahah sick own. i bet they post on reddit too.

Shut up

# ? Jan 26, 2013 20:22

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Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Nutmeg posted:

hahahah sick own. i bet they post on reddit too.

Haha.

# ? Jan 26, 2013 21:20

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Nomnom Cookie posted:

Shut up

# ? Jan 26, 2013 21:22

Hashtag Nascar: Jan 4, 2012

Boris (ボリス Borisu?)

# ? Jan 27, 2013 01:26

Guido van Possum: Apr 7, 2012; by T. Finninho

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sola_fide

# ? Jan 27, 2013 22:51

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

wikipassiveaggressive: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays

Bernays's vision was of a utopian society in which individuals' dangerous libidinal energies, the psychic and emotional energy associated with instinctual biological drive that Bernays viewed as inherently dangerous given his observation of societies like the Germans under Hitler, could be harnessed and channeled by a corporate elite for economic benefit. Through the use of mass production, big business could fulfill constant craving of the inherently irrational and desire-driven masses,^{[clarification needed What mass irrationality?][citation needed]} simultaneously securing the niche of a mass production economy (even in peacetime), as well as sating the dangerous animal urges^{[clarification needed What dangerous urges?]} that threatened to tear society apart^{[citation needed]} if left unquelled.^{[citation needed]}

# ? Jan 27, 2013 22:55

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

wikipassiveaggressive: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays

Bernays's vision was of a utopian society in which individuals' dangerous libidinal energies, the psychic and emotional energy associated with instinctual biological drive that Bernays viewed as inherently dangerous given his observation of societies like the Germans under Hitler, could be harnessed and channeled by a corporate elite for economic benefit. Through the use of mass production, big business could fulfill constant craving of the inherently irrational and desire-driven masses,^{[clarification needed What mass irrationality?][citation needed]} simultaneously securing the niche of a mass production economy (even in peacetime), as well as sating the dangerous animal urges^{[clarification needed What dangerous urges?]} that threatened to tear society apart^{[citation needed]} if left unquelled.^{[citation needed]}

EAT poo poo SEXHAVERS

# ? Jan 27, 2013 23:59

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

also im pretty sure bernays was just cynical money grubbing whore, any "noble intent" is pure randian smokescreen

# ? Jan 27, 2013 23:59

zeekner: Jul 14, 2007

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

also im pretty sure bernays was just cynical money grubbing whore, any "noble intent" is pure randian smokescreen

instead of sending you overseas to fight a war, they send your factory job over instead. then they send your kids overseas to fight for oil to power that factory. PEACE THROUGH PROSPERITY

# ? Jan 28, 2013 00:23

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

quote:

As the years progressed and the album solidified its place in the band's canon, Kiss fans and music reviewers have come to regard Creatures of the Night as one of the band's best albums, matched only by 1976's Destroyer[citation needed].

remind me why people put [citation needed] after lines like that instead of just deleting them.

also "Kiss fans and music reviewers" apparently prefer creatures of the night over love gun and dressed to kill. who knew?

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 28, 2013

# ? Jan 28, 2013 00:52

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

you can kiss my love gun anytime, baby

# ? Jan 28, 2013 01:23

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

remind me why people put [citation needed] after lines like that instead of just deleting them.

also "Kiss fans and music reviewers" apparently prefer creatures of the night over love gun and dressed to kill. who knew?

because wikipedia autisms get excited when their 'work' is deleted

this allows pointing out that its unverified nonsense without removing it since they then revert it

# ? Jan 28, 2013 02:44

Sparta: Aug 14, 2003; the other white meat

im like 100% sure someone else has posted this but w/e:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Awful

# ? Jan 28, 2013 03:49

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Sparta posted:

im like 100% sure someone else has posted this but w/e:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Awful

i don't think the blue ball machine has been a "periodic" activity in like 7 years

# ? Jan 28, 2013 03:55

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

File:Laptop_dust.jpg

Three years of use without cleaning has caused this laptop heat sink to become clogged with dust, rendering the computer unusable due to possibility of overheating.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 05:35

Sparta: Aug 14, 2003; the other white meat

that heatsink has a coke problem

# ? Jan 28, 2013 05:42

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

now recognize that what you're looking at is almost entirely dead skin particles and dust mite egg casings

# ? Jan 28, 2013 06:22

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Linda S. Ghent, Professor in the Department of Economics at Eastern Illinois University, erroneously discusses this episode in terms of its dramatization of the economic issue of market power. The Soup Nazi has monopoly power because he has the power to alter the market price of the goods and services he sells, such as charging George $2, and then $3, for bread. The soup seller is free to practice price discrimination against George and can banish Elaine from his restaurant because he doesn't like her attitude. Because the Soup Nazi's soup is so good, his reign over New York's soup is powerful to the point that his customers prefer his market, and even his abuse, rather than seek soup elsewhere. Elaine breaks his monopoly when she finds his recipes.[15]

# ? Jan 28, 2013 06:23

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i don't know what is erroneous about that analysis :confused:

# ? Jan 28, 2013 06:28

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent:_Bulletproof#Plot

Another night, 50 pages his friend, K-Dog. and calls him and now in trouble. 50 equips himself, and joins up with his G-Unit members, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, Tony Yayo as his backup. they hear & find K-Dog being tortured by a leader, Von Sykes. they fight through his men at the buildings, the slums, the laundrymat basement, a back alley. 50 now defeats Von Sykes' men & kills him. 50 escapes the area, a person shoots him down nine times. he survives & wakes up in a abandoned clinic, and is recovered by a retired doctor, Doc Friday. he now tries to get his "skills" back by needing help with a crippled pawnshop owner, Bugs. and meets up with a gun saler, Grizz, that leaded him to a gunslinging owner in a vandalized movie theater, Popcorn, that helps him with 50's training. then meets a old homeless guy, Booker, for seeing a detective. 50 sees Detective Mcvicar, a strong cop & bribes 50's money, that helps him with the disappearance of K-Dog at a safehouse. he meets Bugs for equipment, including a earpiece that's for trouble & information that Bugs recording on. 50 fights his way in the safehouse and finds a key for the locked room, while killing a officer, Johnson. he sneaks inside the room & sees K-Dog's dead body, and is leaded to a shootout by two thugs. 50 finds a type, and investigates K-Dog's body, to see on his forearm is a secret tattoo and his phone. and now interrupted by more thugs, he escapes the warehouse and heads back to the hood. back at Bugs', 50 needs the code & sees three messages, including a message with a mysterious voice is looking for a plan, to it was a biker. he heads to a junkyard, with bikers. to see a biker is suspicious and thinks 50 is a dead man. he taunts them, and now is held by gunpoint. he tries to find a way to get spider's attention is destroying 6 taxi cars, and got his attention, senting his guards to kill him, now 50 takes out his guards. inside his warehouse, spider sets up his meth lab operation and 50 needs to take out 8 of the explosion barrels, sees spider is hiding in the basement. they get into a shootout & he wounds spider, now interrogating him about the tattoo. he couldn't tell him and now kicks him, almost tries to kick him and but a explosion knocks down 50, and survives, spider gets away and 50 shoots him, leaving him wounded. he escapes from the burning warehouse and checks out a notebook saying, " 3812501." he is interrupted by the injured & armed spider puts 50 at gunpoint, he's about to shoot him and now fails, then dies of his injuries, then cuts off his tattoo. back at Bugs', he identies the tattoo of a Chinese drug lord named Wu Jang. he heads down to chinatown to find Wu Jang by eliminating his soldiers and now finds him at a restaurant named happy gardens, he finds Wu Jang & Interrogates him. 50 begins to take out Wo Fat, Wu Jang's Bodyguard. he tracks down Wu Jang in the parking garage, leaving his soldiers in 50's way in two parking garages. in the last garage, 50 defeats Wu Jang & checks the van, to see there's a bag of money. he heads to a subway with lots of guards and a top drug lord named Deng, which he kills & gets inside the train and more thugs coming to kill 50 and he eliminates them, including a bulletproof one to make it to the engine. he stops the engine, letting the train broken. he stops at a second subway, and fights his way to the exit. 50 haves a shootout with the masked boss and checks his ID, to see the man is Gabriel Spinosa, a former DEA agent. then walks away, back at his apartment, Mcvicar talks to 50 about his parole officer, Lou Petra. that has given him more trouble to put him away for 20 years. 50 heads into the slums with Yayo, to see his army has gangstas. he & Yayo hunts down Petra, they head down to a trap, leading Yayo to fall in it. then finds him on the ground floor and kills Petra at the end of the slums. they spilt up & escape, back at the hood, Booker knows some shipping schedule at the docks that's bringing kilos everywhere. 50 heads to the docks,now kills some dangerous dockers and shoots his way to the key to the shipping office. he encounters & talks to a suspicious guard, O'Hare, for the shipping schedule. which he pushes a alarm, senting his guards while he calls someone about the schedule, then sets up 50. he finds the switch to the cargo hold & now hunts down O'Hare & eliminates him, retrieves the schedule. back at the hood, he tries to walk up to Booker, now see three remaining gang members doing a drive-by, they escapes & 50 kills them. Booker is killed, now buries his body at a graveyard. then meets a informant of a dead DEA father, Elsa. that can help 50 with everything. he meets Mcvicar for everything, and tells him about Spinosa from the night of the ambush, he was the one that almost killed 50. and Mcvicar gives him information and calls somebody for the name of Eduardo Vasquez, now gives 50 the address and is now located in the city morgue. at the morgue, he encounters a wised guy named Matt. which Eduardo died from a broken pellet, which he was a drug dealer. Matt leads 50 to his body, to identity. which Young Buck pages 50 about a Latino gang headed his way. 50 finds his locker number, 239. Matt is under attack by the Latino gang, he defends Matt by leading him to his case file. while the Feds on the way, they had to burn Eduardo's body & escapes through the sewer. then meets Popcorn at the movie theater, being held hostage. 50 kills the members, then talks to Popcorn about the members. back at 50's apartment, Detective Mcvicar tells him & Elsa about those members 50 killed was sent by Frank Calliupo, a old mob boss. they track him to a casino, getting by a guard & getting him backup, which 50 & his members distracts them with the dice, he distracts by throwing them into the air & now pulls out his pistols, then killing some of the backup. after making his way to Calliupo, he is surprised & knocked out by him. 50 & his unknown G-Unit member is awakened in a meat packing plant and the unknown member is killed by Sam the butcher, a violent butcher. 50 is almost about killed by him, is saved from Grizz. they split up and takes out the forces & Sam the Butcher. in the freezer, he defeats Calliupo's professional bodyguards & now kills him, which a type. at Bugs', he checks out the type about the kilo shipping which Elsa tells everything, which interrupted the undead Spinosa & his bodyguard. which Spinosa helds her hostage & wants payback. 50 is full of rage, which Mcvicar arrests. while being stuck in jail, a new Booker bails him out & talks to him, to Spinosa is hiding on a ship at the docks. 50 heads to the docks, fighting his men to the boat. in the boat, Spinosa holds Elsa hostage & gunpoint. then 50 remarks, " you got a answer from K-Dog, then he could answer from me." Mcvicar comes & almost tries to kill Spinosa, but fails while he puts him at gunpoint & shoots him point blank at the leg, wounded. 50 now hunts down Spinosa, and wounds him. he tauntingly remarks, " one thing they teach you in the DEA, when you couldn't kill someone, make sure they dead." 50 shoots him several times, killing Spinosa. which the SWAT comes & secures the area, then 50 avenges K-Dog's death & life.
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# ? Jan 28, 2013 11:35

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

Sagebrush posted:

i don't know what is erroneous about that analysis

it's poorly written, they just mean that it's not a demonstration of market power but rather monopoly power, assuming the soup nazis wares are a unique good

also 50 Cent: blood on the sand is a totally awesome game

# ? Jan 28, 2013 15:12

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent:_Bulletproof#Plot

Another night, 50 pages his friend, K-Dog. and calls him and now in trouble. 50 equips himself, and joins up with his G-Unit members, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, Tony Yayo as his backup. they hear & find K-Dog being tortured by a leader, Von Sykes. they fight through his men at the buildings, the slums, the laundrymat basement, a back alley. 50 now defeats Von Sykes' men & kills him. 50 escapes the area, a person shoots him down nine times. he survives & wakes up in a abandoned clinic, and is recovered by a retired doctor, Doc Friday. he now tries to get his "skills" back by needing help with a crippled pawnshop owner, Bugs. and meets up with a gun saler, Grizz, that leaded him to a gunslinging owner in a vandalized movie theater, Popcorn, that helps him with 50's training. then meets a old homeless guy, Booker, for seeing a detective. 50 sees Detective Mcvicar, a strong cop & bribes 50's money, that helps him with the disappearance of K-Dog at a safehouse. he meets Bugs for equipment, including a earpiece that's for trouble & information that Bugs recording on. 50 fights his way in the safehouse and finds a key for the locked room, while killing a officer, Johnson. he sneaks inside the room & sees K-Dog's dead body, and is leaded to a shootout by two thugs. 50 finds a type, and investigates K-Dog's body, to see on his forearm is a secret tattoo and his phone. and now interrupted by more thugs, he escapes the warehouse and heads back to the hood. back at Bugs', 50 needs the code & sees three messages, including a message with a mysterious voice is looking for a plan, to it was a biker. he heads to a junkyard, with bikers. to see a biker is suspicious and thinks 50 is a dead man. he taunts them, and now is held by gunpoint. he tries to find a way to get spider's attention is destroying 6 taxi cars, and got his attention, senting his guards to kill him, now 50 takes out his guards. inside his warehouse, spider sets up his meth lab operation and 50 needs to take out 8 of the explosion barrels, sees spider is hiding in the basement. they get into a shootout & he wounds spider, now interrogating him about the tattoo. he couldn't tell him and now kicks him, almost tries to kick him and but a explosion knocks down 50, and survives, spider gets away and 50 shoots him, leaving him wounded. he escapes from the burning warehouse and checks out a notebook saying, " 3812501." he is interrupted by the injured & armed spider puts 50 at gunpoint, he's about to shoot him and now fails, then dies of his injuries, then cuts off his tattoo. back at Bugs', he identies the tattoo of a Chinese drug lord named Wu Jang. he heads down to chinatown to find Wu Jang by eliminating his soldiers and now finds him at a restaurant named happy gardens, he finds Wu Jang & Interrogates him. 50 begins to take out Wo Fat, Wu Jang's Bodyguard. he tracks down Wu Jang in the parking garage, leaving his soldiers in 50's way in two parking garages. in the last garage, 50 defeats Wu Jang & checks the van, to see there's a bag of money. he heads to a subway with lots of guards and a top drug lord named Deng, which he kills & gets inside the train and more thugs coming to kill 50 and he eliminates them, including a bulletproof one to make it to the engine. he stops the engine, letting the train broken. he stops at a second subway, and fights his way to the exit. 50 haves a shootout with the masked boss and checks his ID, to see the man is Gabriel Spinosa, a former DEA agent. then walks away, back at his apartment, Mcvicar talks to 50 about his parole officer, Lou Petra. that has given him more trouble to put him away for 20 years. 50 heads into the slums with Yayo, to see his army has gangstas. he & Yayo hunts down Petra, they head down to a trap, leading Yayo to fall in it. then finds him on the ground floor and kills Petra at the end of the slums. they spilt up & escape, back at the hood, Booker knows some shipping schedule at the docks that's bringing kilos everywhere. 50 heads to the docks,now kills some dangerous dockers and shoots his way to the key to the shipping office. he encounters & talks to a suspicious guard, O'Hare, for the shipping schedule. which he pushes a alarm, senting his guards while he calls someone about the schedule, then sets up 50. he finds the switch to the cargo hold & now hunts down O'Hare & eliminates him, retrieves the schedule. back at the hood, he tries to walk up to Booker, now see three remaining gang members doing a drive-by, they escapes & 50 kills them. Booker is killed, now buries his body at a graveyard. then meets a informant of a dead DEA father, Elsa. that can help 50 with everything. he meets Mcvicar for everything, and tells him about Spinosa from the night of the ambush, he was the one that almost killed 50. and Mcvicar gives him information and calls somebody for the name of Eduardo Vasquez, now gives 50 the address and is now located in the city morgue. at the morgue, he encounters a wised guy named Matt. which Eduardo died from a broken pellet, which he was a drug dealer. Matt leads 50 to his body, to identity. which Young Buck pages 50 about a Latino gang headed his way. 50 finds his locker number, 239. Matt is under attack by the Latino gang, he defends Matt by leading him to his case file. while the Feds on the way, they had to burn Eduardo's body & escapes through the sewer. then meets Popcorn at the movie theater, being held hostage. 50 kills the members, then talks to Popcorn about the members. back at 50's apartment, Detective Mcvicar tells him & Elsa about those members 50 killed was sent by Frank Calliupo, a old mob boss. they track him to a casino, getting by a guard & getting him backup, which 50 & his members distracts them with the dice, he distracts by throwing them into the air & now pulls out his pistols, then killing some of the backup. after making his way to Calliupo, he is surprised & knocked out by him. 50 & his unknown G-Unit member is awakened in a meat packing plant and the unknown member is killed by Sam the butcher, a violent butcher. 50 is almost about killed by him, is saved from Grizz. they split up and takes out the forces & Sam the Butcher. in the freezer, he defeats Calliupo's professional bodyguards & now kills him, which a type. at Bugs', he checks out the type about the kilo shipping which Elsa tells everything, which interrupted the undead Spinosa & his bodyguard. which Spinosa helds her hostage & wants payback. 50 is full of rage, which Mcvicar arrests. while being stuck in jail, a new Booker bails him out & talks to him, to Spinosa is hiding on a ship at the docks. 50 heads to the docks, fighting his men to the boat. in the boat, Spinosa holds Elsa hostage & gunpoint. then 50 remarks, " you got a answer from K-Dog, then he could answer from me." Mcvicar comes & almost tries to kill Spinosa, but fails while he puts him at gunpoint & shoots him point blank at the leg, wounded. 50 now hunts down Spinosa, and wounds him. he tauntingly remarks, " one thing they teach you in the DEA, when you couldn't kill someone, make sure they dead." 50 shoots him several times, killing Spinosa. which the SWAT comes & secures the area, then 50 avenges K-Dog's death & life.
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Mods rename me "a violent butcher"

# ? Jan 28, 2013 15:27

Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Blackula69 posted:

also 50 Cent: blood on the sand is a totally awesome game

did that game have a dedicated button (y on xbox?) that would just make 50 cent swear?

i just remember an episode of the mega64 podcast where they just kept interrupting each other with "fuckin' piece of fuckin' poo poo!" because that was apparently his stock dis in the game.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 15:51

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

stock dis, come on

clicking in the right stick would say a cuss word. you could unlock dirtier ones, from one star to four stars. saying them after shooting somebody would help build your combos so you would do headshot + headshot + cuss + melee for big points

# ? Jan 28, 2013 16:53

Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

they need that feature in hotline miami

# ? Jan 28, 2013 17:03

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

EAT poo poo SEXHAVERS

Don't get saucy with me, Bernays!

# ? Jan 28, 2013 18:52

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Don't get saucy with me, Bernays!

i was beaten to this, srsly?

oh gently caress it

# ? Jan 28, 2013 19:34

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_CRT,_LCD,_Plasma,_and_OLED

As of 2012, most implementations of LCD backlighting use PWM to dim the display,[2] which makes the screen flicker more acutely (this does not mean visibly) than a CRT monitor at 85 Hz refresh rate would (this is because the entire screen is strobing on and off rather than a CRT's phosphor sustained dot which continually scans across the display, leaving some part of the display always lit), causing severe eye-strain for some people.[3][4] Unfortunately, many of these people don't know that their eye-strain is being caused by the invisible strobe effect of PWM.[5] This problem is worse on many of the new LED backlit monitors, because the LEDs have a faster turn-on/turn-off time than a CCFL bulb.

2. Explanation of why pulse width modulated backlighting is used, and its side-effects, "Pulse Width Modulation on LCD monitors", TFT Central. Retrieved June 2012.
3. Discussions of severe eye-strain with the new MacBook Pro, "Eye strain from LED backlighting in MacBook Pro", Apple Support Communities. Retrieved June 2012.
4. A discussion of LCD monitor eye-strain, "Is a LED monitor better for eyes than a LCD?", SuperUser. Retrieved June 2012.
5. An enlightened user requests Dell to improve their LCD backlights, "Request to Dell for higher backlight PWM frequency", Dell Support Community. Retrieved June 2012.

this is some wahhhh-im-a-supertaster bullshit

# ? Jan 28, 2013 21:24

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Quick_time_event_mockup.jpg

# ? Jan 29, 2013 02:50

break-up breakdown: Mar 6, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan

# ? Jan 29, 2013 04:22

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

sick trigger posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Cloud668/UBX/Waifu

# ? Jan 29, 2013 17:12

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Hammerite posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Quick_time_event_mockup.jpg

ew, anime

this is literally less sfw than a topless lady

# ? Jan 29, 2013 18:30

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

quote:

While never mentioned in the film nor the graphic novel itself, the name of the towns in the sky collectively that many people do like to call would be, "Heavens' Wonderland", the most brightest, safest, and the most beautiful place to be.

you don't say.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 16:42

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dial_up_modem_noises.ogg
hit play and watch it

# ? Jan 31, 2013 10:02

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dial_up_modem_noises.ogg
hit play and watch it

lmao

I like the way even whichever sperg made that got bored at the end with putting all accents on and just went "gently caress it, it's a 'shh' noise, that'll do"

# ? Jan 31, 2013 10:55

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

# ? Jan 31, 2013 14:57

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Dakimakura.jpg

# ? Jan 31, 2013 14:58

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Dakimakura.jpg

oh noooo

# ? Jan 31, 2013 15:06

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Ha, that episode of 30 rock is on now

# ? Jan 31, 2013 19:14

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:36

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

"Foto Hut" redirects here. For the real company, see Foto Hut (photography chain).
It has been suggested that Laurie Forman be merged into this article or section. (Discuss) Proposed since December 2012.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 20:22

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