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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

yeah but if the script spreads like wildfire so they come from everyone's IP address it might work

think about it

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:40

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# ? May 10, 2024 04:52

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Werthog 95 posted:

ian owns gently caress the haters

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:40

Ericadia: Oct 31, 2007; Not A Unicorn

Ian you should abandon statpedia and start a tutorial series on "rolling with the punches"

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:40

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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The program spacing never lines up correctly when posting on this forum.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:41

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

Also all p languages suck

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:42

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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mods namechange posted:

yeah but if the script spreads like wildfire so they come from everyone's IP address it might work

think about it

I agree.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:42

Viggen: Sep 10, 2010; by XyloJW

py2exe, BAT2COM for web2.0

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:44

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

ian you need to use code tags

Ian McLean posted:

Python code:

import os
import time
import threading
import webbrowser




def close_chrome():
     while 1:
          os.system('taskkill /fi "imagename eq chrome.exe" /f')
          time.sleep(25)


def print_money():
    threading.Timer(10.0, print_money).start()
         for i in range(1,40):
              webbrowser.open_new('https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.federalreserve.gov%2F&ei=kA8GUZfzPKfA2gXFioDQBA&usg=AFQjCNE0Xq5NWuTinlAx19qBk4VfIu9sHg&bvm=bv.41524429,d.b2I')
         return print_money



print_money()
close_chrome()

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:45

Socracheese: Oct 20, 2008

congratulations, you just invented the concept of a botnet. even if you knew what the hell you're talking about (you dont) you're still a decade late

also your python code is poo poo and wouldn't do anything as written

your code:
- commit click fraud 39 times
- while you're committing click fraud, close google chrome infinitely forever

e: closing google chrome is unnesscary because your clicks would be ignored/discarded either way

Socracheese fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 29, 2013

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:46

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

I mean you don't even understand how people go about getting ads on google results

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:47

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

Werthog 95 posted:
ian owns gently caress the haters

I agree.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:51

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

West SAAB Story posted:

py2exe, BAT2COM for web2.0

this seems more like Ian's thing

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:51

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

while we're at it, i didn't really understand why he's using taskkill to close chrome instead of just, say, os.kill()

but then i googled and now i understand

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5625524/how-to-close-a-program-using-python

SO copy-paste ahoy

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:53

Viggen: Sep 10, 2010; by XyloJW

RZApublican posted:

this seems more like Ian's thing

ASP has really matured since the last time I looked.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:56

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

Ian McLean posted:

How are people supposed to check things against the stuff submitted. Those guys at Wolfram are a bunch of loving assholes for not responding to my emails for better collaboration.

Just wanted to store this for posterity

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:58

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

ian are you eating right? you're kind of weird this time round

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:59

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

also

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b622c4787a9a3e78229a754d6a68d735/tumblr_mh1u77My5y1rugltbo1_1280.png :nws:

"PonyGasm is a trippy, tongue-in-cheek, sex-positive, lady-friendly erotic comic that�s based on a weird dream i had involving giant, anthropomorphic toy pony lovin� in a public restroom. strange i know, but trust me, it�s good porn!"

which got deleted from indiegogo because it was awful.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:12

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

10k for a clown sized lanyard

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:15

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

reading Ian's posts is like watching a goldfish trying to swim through the wall of its aquarium, forever

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:30

sports: Sep 1, 2012

qirex posted:

reading Ian's posts is like watching a goldfish trying to swim through the wall of its aquarium, forever

i h8 ur av

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:32

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

sports posted:

i h8 ur av

it's just a robot man

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:33

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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so what just os.kill(chrome.exe)?

In terms of posterity, no more bad language for me. Even if other people use it on this.

Ian McLean fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 30, 2013

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:34

Deacon of Delicious: Aug 20, 2007; I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

Ian McLean posted:

In terms of posterity, no more bad language for me. Even if other people use it on this.

i dunno, do you really think you are capable of good language

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:36

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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Deacon of Delicious posted:

i dunno, do you really think you are capable of good language

Of course!

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:03

Socracheese: Oct 20, 2008

python is great, the thing you just wrote is cs101 levels of incompetent and shows you have no understanding of how programming or the internet works

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:04

Socracheese: Oct 20, 2008

guys guys guys

code:

url = bankofamerica.com
while 1:
    steal_money_from(url)

brb gettin a wheelbarrow to haul off all this e-cash i'll be making

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:06

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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Tab with you literally made me bust up on the floor laughing. Who is that guy?

My ribs started hurting from laughing so hard. What did he do? Take some glue and some strap material then make this ridiculus kickstarter... wow.

Seriously couldn't stop laughing. That guy is too funny.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:07

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Ian McLean posted:

Tab with you literally made me bust up on the floor laughing. Who is that guy?

My ribs started hurting from laughing so hard. What did he do? Take some glue and some strap material then make this ridiculus kickstarter... wow.

Seriously couldn't stop laughing. That guy is too funny.

as dumb and gay as his project is, his monetization model actually works, unlike statpedia's

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:09

Deacon of Delicious: Aug 20, 2007; I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

Ian McLean posted:

Of course!

i dunno, do you really think you are capable of self-awareness

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:10

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

am i just easily impressed or is this actually pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuGdQqUhKD4

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:52

time is a wastin: Sep 11, 2011

Uh Chris...Do you understand what you just did? You just reinvented the desktop UI.

Run with this, I don't know if you realize it but you've got something REALLY REALLY amazing here. This is more than Wildman, this is the future of computing.

God speed my friend.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:53

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

he says the space is infinite but i bet i can still fill it with porn

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:57

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

Ian i've personally raised relatively large amounts of money I'm just trying to help you with my sarcasm laced advice.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:58

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Someone should register statpedia2.com and just make it an iframe with ads and statpedia, henceforth known as legacy statpedia

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:59

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

im sorry if it comes across as rude but i just want whats best for you ian

# ? Jan 30, 2013 00:59

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

maniacdevnull posted:

Someone should register statpedia2.com and just make it an iframe with ads and statpedia, henceforth known as legacy statpedia

did ian register statpedia.org and statpedia.net?

# ? Jan 30, 2013 01:05

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

maniacdevnull posted:

Someone should register statpedia2.com and just make it an iframe with ads and statpedia, henceforth known as legacy statpedia

http://imspurt.in/

the best i can do at a moments notice

# ? Jan 30, 2013 01:06

Posting Principle: Dec 10, 2011; by Ralp

http://statpedia.net :nws:

# ? Jan 30, 2013 01:16

Olivil: Jul 15, 2010; Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer

Jerry SanDisky posted:

http://statpedia.net

hahahaha

# ? Jan 30, 2013 01:28

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Viggen: Sep 10, 2010; by XyloJW

..how long until everyone here with a few dozen (or so) zones decides to make subdirs and subdomains to redirect?

# ? Jan 30, 2013 01:30

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