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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Cat Terrist posted:

That's because frankly for me it was a cringingly bad, just plain unfunny abortion and a blight on an otherwise terrific season opener. Remove those five minutes and you would have had a perfect show.

Have to agree, it's that "omg I'm so awkward hahaha" style commedy that frankly was barely funny the first time. Basically, I get embarrassed for the people being embarrasing and have to skip. That's why I hate The Office.

Ni!

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Sprat Sandwich
Mar 20, 2009

I thought the same for the first few minutes but then the announcer guy showed up and it was great. "Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne and now he too is out."

I do agree that a 2-3 minute trim of the P45 segment would've been nice.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

grover posted:

I loved the TGUS mexican pinata derby :)

The luchadores had me in stitches. I swear, Top Gear US has really come into its own. Its great.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Sprat Sandwich posted:

I thought the same for the first few minutes but then the announcer guy showed up and it was great. "Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne and now he too is out."

I do agree that a 2-3 minute trim of the P45 segment would've been nice.

Yeah the voice over saying "Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne and now he too is out." was the only funny part of that segment. In fact the funniest part of the whole show. I wasn't too impressed with the whole show really, it wasn't that great. The Pagani segment bored me, only the Bentley rally was decent.

Measly Twerp posted:

Have to agree, it's that "omg I'm so awkward hahaha" style commedy that frankly was barely funny the first time. Basically, I get embarrassed for the people being embarrasing and have to skip. That's why I hate The Office.

Ni!
It's a style of comedy people like, especially in the UK. Frank Spencer, Mr Bean etc. I don't like it at all either though.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I don't see how it was awkward comedy. I can't stand to watch any kind of awkward situation and I loved it. I think you people are just broken. It's not like it was painted as a realistic situation, it was clearly all fake.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I wasn't saying the TG segment was like that, I know the Dragons Den show as I've seen it, that's why I found the ending so funny.
Yes it was 'faked' as you say. I was just agreeing I don't like a type of comedy in general, which is a type of comedy TG don't do (well) anyway.


Edit: VVVV
What are you talking about? There were cars, fun and laughing in the Bentley rallying segment and I liked it.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jan 30, 2013

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Fo3 posted:

Yeah the voice over saying "Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne and now he too is out." was the only funny part of that segment. In fact the funniest part of the whole show. I wasn't too impressed with the whole show really, it wasn't that great. The Pagani segment bored me, only the Bentley rally was decent.


Do you even like cars or fun or laughing?

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
next you guys will be telling me top gear is scripted :eek:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Quick side question, are the TGUK season DVD's for region 1 the edited BBC America versions, or the original UK versions of the show?

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

kylej posted:

next you guys will be telling me top gear is scripted :eek:

I think it was mostly that the dragons den part felt a bit up its own rear end and was too sketch comedy show. Jeremy talking about how all the train companies in London snubbed top gear so hes taking a bus is funnier to me.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Muffinpox posted:

I think it was mostly that the dragons den part felt a bit up its own rear end and was too sketch comedy show. Jeremy talking about how all the train companies in London snubbed top gear so hes taking a bus is funnier to me.

It should've ended with him getting off the bus and "accidentally" driving it into a pond the ocean or something.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

CornHolio posted:

The luchadores had me in stitches. I swear, Top Gear US has really come into its own. Its great.

"Watch this launch" was hilarious. Also, I was waiting for that DSM to break which somehow never happened.

the guy from Semisonic
Jan 13, 2006

Let's kick some gigabutt!

Bleak Gremlin

Sir Tonk posted:

Quick side question, are the TGUK season DVD's for region 1 the edited BBC America versions, or the original UK versions of the show?

It's the edited versions.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Measly Twerp posted:

That's why I hate The Office.

There is an interesting parallel between Clarkson and Gervais, though. They're loving brilliant until you realize they're just being themselves.

Tonk, I'd check the final gear forums.

Jut
May 16, 2005

by Ralp

ROFLBOT posted:

for a minute there i thought i was the only one who found the P45 segment to be stupid, not particularly funny, ridiculously contrived and far too long.


No you're not the only person, it was rehashed crap. The fact that they are bringing out the 'cars play sport' segment AGAIN doesn't fill me with confidence either.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I thought the Dragon's Den was the high point of that segment. Clarkson screaming on the freeway was horrible.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Who knew humor was subjective?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

AN AIRBRUSHED VAN posted:

It's the edited versions.

I think even the british DVDs are edited due to the unique way that the BBC is funded, they can use certain songs that can't be used when selling a DVD.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Nice! Thanks! My friend is a top gear and car nut and he loved these, was thinking of checking with my neighbor to see how much the blueprint one would cost as a 60cm wide print.


New top gear usa had some funny stuff, though I got the impression at the end that the guys weren't even at the beach when they had the floater.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Was a good episode I think and I'm just glad Top Gear is back finally. Huayra seems awesome but I hate the gigantic wing mirrors. Bentley rally was cool and I wish they'd shown a little more of it. P45 got some laughs out of me, but I actually found the Dragon's Den portion at the end to be the least interesting part. Gee the Dragon's dislike Jeremy's stupid car? Shocking I say. Wreaked of BBC cross promotion rather than being anything interesting.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
TGUK: drat, if the rest of the season is this good it's going to be a good few weeks.

TGUS: The hosts seem to be "getting" Top Gear more and it seems more natural than usual, but the filming was worse than last year IMO. I watched the latest Chris Harris on Cars (the 458 Spider) after finishing TGUS just now and it just seemed so much better done by comparison.

Fuckit though, there's more car poo poo to watch on TV that's entertaining, who am I to complain. Fifth Gear comes back in a few weeks, so for the short bit of overlap it'll be car guy couch potato heaven.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Shoving an entire mariachi band into an old VW bus is always funny, although the other two groups were good as well.

I'm certainly glad they dropped SIARPC for this episode, it's always so jarring to go back to that segment when they're on a roll.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


They seem to be making the show more about the personalities and less about the cars, the problem is the personalities are TEEEEEERRRIIIBBLLEEEE. Rather than the cars in the challenges being the cars, they are in every situation part of the terrible hosts character.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The trouble with the TGUS hosts is that I can never in a million years convince myself that these three guys would ever hang out together if they weren't being paid.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Data Graham posted:

The trouble with the TGUS hosts is that I can never in a million years convince myself that these three guys would ever hang out together if they weren't being paid.
Rutledge and Adam maaaaybe.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Data Graham posted:

The trouble with the TGUS hosts is that I can never in a million years convince myself that these three guys would ever hang out together if they weren't being paid.

If James May were not paid to go outside, he would just sit in his house and arrange things.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


fivre posted:

If James May were not paid to go outside, he would just sit in his house and arrangepolish things.

I bet his entire tool collection is completely spotless, despite actually working on his own cars and bikes.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

ROFLBOT posted:

for a minute there i thought i was the only one who found the P45 segment to be stupid, not particularly funny, ridiculously contrived and far too long.

The Bentley segment however... awesome. Really would like to see more footage (behind the scenes maybe?) of it!

No, like most Clarkson segments, they ran that poo poo into the ground and then kept digging.

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
Haven't watched the new TGUS yet, is it like last season where they abandon the studio and there's just a central challenge for the whole episode and the winner does a little review in some new supercar?

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost
Pretty much, no supercar bit, just car destruction at the end.

NathanScottPhillips
Jul 23, 2009
That was horrible. The first time in Top Gear history where the cheap cars they buy are actually in drat nice condition and pretty unique and then they trash them :(

Cellular Suicide
Dec 9, 2005

Classical 33's at 45RPM

wolrah posted:

I watched the latest Chris Harris on Cars (the 458 Spider) after finishing TGUS just now and it just seemed so much better done by comparison.

Wow, thank you for introducing me to this dude. He is early Jeremy Clarkson with an added heaping helping of refinement. He's a guest on some bumbling idiot's show in this video - about 5:30 Harris learns that we never got the E46 M3 CSL and just grunts.

Sunday's Top Gear was a 7/10. The Bentley rally was amazing - I thought the driver was reaming May a bit hard, but then he actually started being of some use and it became obvious how big of a handicap May was by calling things late/missing things. Jeremy in the P45 should have shown the battery transition then cut the mall scene, cut a bit out of the highway driving (got old after the third bump-related scream, though I was genuinely afraid for him a few times), and completely skipped the Dragon's Den part.

Damian Lewis and Clarkson were both incredibly awkward during the interview and it's become completely obvious that SIARPC is nothing but studio-sponsored celebrity face time.

Sprat Sandwich
Mar 20, 2009

Bring back Will Young.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Cellular Suicide posted:

Lewis and Clarkson

Goddammit, now I am envisioning a "Corps of Automotive Discovery Expedition".

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

West SAAB Story posted:

Goddammit, now I am envisioning a "Corps of Automotive Discovery Expedition".
A rally stage along the Columbia River gorge would be awesome, both for driving excitement and scenery porn.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

NathanScottPhillips posted:

That was horrible. The first time in Top Gear history where the cheap cars they buy are actually in drat nice condition and pretty unique and then they trash them :(

they do this fairly often in the UK version, but sure it sucks to see those cars get destroyed.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
I've always put it down to them being, basically, middle-aged farts. They don't quite grok that what was once a cheap use-it-and-chuck-it fun car is now actually quite hard to find in decent nick ten or twenty years later.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

NathanScottPhillips posted:

That was horrible. The first time in Top Gear history where the cheap cars they buy are actually in drat nice condition and pretty unique and then they trash them :(

They didn't buy them. The show bought whatever kind of cars the guys had in college. TGUS has a lot of "what kind of car did you have" things where the goal isn't to get a good car for whatever price, but just to buy whatever car at any price and then do dumb poo poo in it. I don't mind them spending money on lovely cars and ruining them, because the car was just rotting away anyway. But to buy decent quality cars that are probably in better condition than the ones the hosts owned and then destroy them for no reason is stupid. That's not really in the spirit of a car show.

ROFLBOT
Apr 1, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrNzPInDja0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT2aSw64ECE

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jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
I don't think the cars they destroyed were the same cars they were driving anyway. In the parasailing thing there isn't even a drivetrain and there's no way they just "made" the VW think while down there at some shop.

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