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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

MancXVI posted:

if your toy commercials don't have massive civilian casualties and war crimes then i don't know what to tell you

i've been playing mass effect 3, game basically opens with civilian casualties

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Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho

MancXVI posted:

they should make a valis adaptation starring mark wahlberg as horselover fat

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
i just want more good phillip k dick in my life

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Guido van Possum posted:

i just want more dick in my life

Metal Pink Babble
Mar 31, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

MancXVI posted:

i love how they don't even address the moral implications of manufacturing fuckloads of people to blow poo poo up, nor do they address the complete meaninglessness of the clone wars due to the pawns being literal numbers and robots

like who cares really, if you're a loving moisture farmer or some poo poo does it matter that LX-9382 shot the poo poo out of fett.jango65498?

i was just imagining a game so boring that the ai drones self-terminate. i'm glad i don't do computers for a living. didn't that movie have like a muppet or somehting?

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012

Guido van Possum posted:

i just want more good phillip k dick in my life

he had weird ideas and i like that



im an idea man myself

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

holy poo poo 'rocks and shoals' is a dark episode

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Guido van Possum posted:

i just want more good phillip k dick in my life

also raymond chandler

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

sticky wizard posted:

holy poo poo 'rocks and shoals' is a dark episode

Can you imagine any other trek series airing something like it? This is why DS9 = best trek.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Guido van Possum posted:

i just want more good phillip k dick in my life

its pretty easy to do

smoke meth

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Can you imagine any other trek series airing something like it? This is why DS9 = best trek.

man i missed all the evolution chat but the episode of TNG "Genesis" legit scared me as a kid

diana being a frog woman

My capillaries are shrinking!

Mr. Tetsuo
Jun 6, 2011

And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Can you imagine any other trek series airing something like it? This is why DS9 = best trek.

I'm midway thru Voyager, which will be my last ST show, and yes, nothing beats DS9. I think it was the only one of them that actually had some serious story arcs spanning more than the usual last season episode/first season episode. Maybe Enterprise did it too, but I don't quite remember.

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

boba fett mustve felt pretty weird running around a galaxy where most of the space cops and space soldiers were clones of his dad

most if not all of the original clones are dead either through attrition or from aging hella fast, current stormtroopers are either the normal clowns you get in the military or a newer, shittier version of the clone developed after the clone planet Kamino rebelled against the constant imperial military presence, depending on which extended universe canon you go by

also gently caress you gary you're not my real dad
*tips fedora, drops USB mic*

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ugh canon

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ahmeni posted:

most if not all of the original clones are dead either through attrition or from aging hella fast, current stormtroopers are either the normal clowns you get in the military or a newer, shittier version of the clone developed after the clone planet Kamino rebelled against the constant imperial military presence, depending on which extended universe canon you go by

also gently caress you gary you're not my real dad
*tips fedora, drops USB mic*

i like how all of the new clones are from a handful of variants that don't recognize others from their own variant as being identical to themselves; they just make fun of the others for not noticing this

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”
Tried to start reading Greg Egan's Diaspora, but it seems like science fiction written by and for people who enjoy mathematics on a level I can't understand.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i like how all of the new clones are from a handful of variants that don't recognize others from their own variant as being identical to themselves; they just make fun of the others for not noticing this

what star war is that from i don't remember that

regularizer
Mar 5, 2012

Reading Caliban's War, 80% through and i still don't know who Caliban is. good book tho, Amos is boss

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Cocoa Crispies posted:

what star war is that from i don't remember that

eu poo poo

republic commando maybe

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
republic commando takes place during the clone wars so it wouldn't be that.

really tho storm troopers post-republic are all conscripts and volunteers.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
is anyone else excited for the brazil remake? in anyone else's hands i'd be extremely wary but christopher nolan has proven himself before and i'm convinced that he's the man for the job.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

eu poo poo

republic commando maybe

republic commando the game owned

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Cocoa Crispies posted:

republic commando the game owned

absolutely, as did the original clone wars cartoon that was done by the samurai jack people

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

absolutely, as did the original clone wars cartoon that was done by the samurai jack people

the game was fun
the show was okay when it was about yoda

the clone stuff I got from whatever thing wookieepedia had, but the eu has some cool stuff sometimes. my fav Star Wars character is probably Yarael Poof

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
player of games status: HAHA WHAT WACKY CUSTOMS AND CULTURES THIS PLANET HAS, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY NOT EARRRRRRRTH :smug:

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
mods rename to shohobohaum za, tia

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

player of games clearly isn't modeled after earth because we don't hide our disgusting pornography, we place it on the internet for all to see

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

that awful man posted:

@TNG_S8:

GEORDI AND WORF CONTRACT A RARE SCREAMING DISEASE.


I want to see this so badly

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

is anyone else excited for the brazil remake? in anyone else's hands i'd be extremely wary but christopher nolan has proven himself before and i'm convinced that he's the man for the job.

wait what

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

is anyone else excited for the brazil remake? in anyone else's hands i'd be extremely wary but christopher nolan has proven himself before and i'm convinced that he's the man for the job.

As in the terry Gilliam movie with bob Hoskins and Robert de Niro?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pseudorandom name posted:

player of games clearly isn't modeled after earth because we don't hide our disgusting pornography, we place it on the internet for all to see

ya real life earth is way more vile than azad

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
So I finished Embassytown and since I was already in a Mieville frame of mind I then read the rest of Kraken which I hadn't finished before, and now I'm about halfway through Railsea. Gonna have to pick up The City and The City next, I suppose. (already read the Bas-Lag trilogy)

The man can write really weird and compelling stories; I'll give him that.

Railsea is even more awesome than it would have been since I actually read (most of) Moby Dick (the copy from Project Gutenberg that I put on my phone overwhelmed it after the first 78,430 pages or so).

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ahmeni posted:

the show was okay when it was about yoda

or when mace windu handles some poo poo

http://youtu.be/7A07WNupEXk

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

or when mace windu handles some poo poo

http://youtu.be/7A07WNupEXk

hell yessss

District 9 was on tv last night. I can only ever get halfway through the movie before I get bored

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
christopher nolan sucks

the dark night rises was loving garbage

i legit dont get why it has praise its edited like some sort of sloppy retarded condensed cut of movie edited down for airplay as a one hour pilot episode except its 3 hours long and they didnt even take anything out and it still made no sense

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

or when mace windu handles some poo poo

http://youtu.be/7A07WNupEXk

maybe its because im high as gently caress but holy poo poo

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i think the idea of a millitary deciding that a giant flying piston machine would be a good idea for an actual strategic weapon is just lol

a near infinite supply of materials through a huge galactic empire + instantaneous ftl travel means for endless conflict. each side eventually turns to mass producing thousands of loving worthless weapons that end up seeing use because both sides are just pissing away billions of ships casue with the endless weath and unoccupied territory they are just throwing poo poo away as fast as they can make it

so because they have nothing better to do they just make a piston ship

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that show was pretty awesome all the time but especially in the last season when they got to tell a continuous story instead of these five minute vignettes

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Thought that was one of these when I saw it from the front

But then, nope, big ol piston comes out of it and stomps poo poo

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

or when mace windu handles some poo poo

http://youtu.be/7A07WNupEXk

man whatever happened to that animation studio anyways

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