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Serisothikos: Dec 4, 2004; Unlimited Pasta Pass

Febreeze posted:

Pats fans have gotten so delusional

We didn't make the superbowl guys, cut everything

Revoke the freedom of the press immediately

# ? Jan 28, 2013 01:45

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# ? May 22, 2024 14:53

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

The Bucs will gladly take him though!!

# ? Jan 28, 2013 15:28

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Why am I reading this poo poo? :negative:

From the baltimoreravens.com forums:

quote:

Yeah did you see the Niners get off the plane? They looked like thugs and college punks. I can't really talk, since I dress the same way when I fly. Of course I am not getting filmed by every national news service in the country when I deplane, arriving for the biggest sports event of the year.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 10:15

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Febreeze posted:

Pats fans have gotten so delusional

We didn't make the superbowl guys, cut everything

Wow. Just... :stare:

Why yes, let's get rid of our HoF QB because of a playoff loss to a hot team.

Of course, if this did happen I can only imagine the keggers thrown by every other AFC East team's fans.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 10:25

Serisothikos: Dec 4, 2004; Unlimited Pasta Pass

Sour Diesel posted:

Why am I reading this poo poo?

From the baltimoreravens.com forums:

Use of the word "thug" really is an automatic qualifier for this thread.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 14:59

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Sour Diesel posted:

Why am I reading this poo poo?

From the baltimoreravens.com forums:

Tom Brady wears a suit on the team plane. He looks like a loving ponce when all of his teammates are in sweats and tshirts.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 15:09

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Sour Diesel posted:

Why am I reading this poo poo?

From the baltimoreravens.com forums:

To be fair, if I were black and in the media spotlight I'd probably wear whiteface too.

Declan MacManus posted:

Tom Brady wears a suit on the team plane. He looks like a loving ponce when all of his teammates are in sweats and tshirts.

Isn't ponce the British equivalent of "fag".

# ? Jan 29, 2013 15:44

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

I think hockey players are required to get dressed up for flying but then they aren't...black

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:08

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Chichevache posted:

Isn't ponce the British equivalent of "fag".

Nah bro that's cigarette jeez

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:13

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NBA players had the best response to the requirement to be "appropriately dressed" when arriving to the stadium or to media events. They just turned the swag up to 11.

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jan 29, 2013

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:14

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Nah bro that's cigarette jeez

I'd take a long hard drag on that cigarette I tell ya what

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:15

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

NBA players had the best response to the requirement to be "appropriately dressed" when arriving to the stadium or to media events. They just turned the swag up to 11.

Give those dudes a break, they're trying to drown out Craig Sager.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:20

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Give those dudes a break, they're trying to drown out Craig Sager.

I would kill for a Craig Sager/Vince McMahon suit off

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:24

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I would kill for a Craig Sager/Vince McMahon suit off

Come on, man. Can't have a suit-off without Don Cherry.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:39

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Don Cherry should be murdered.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 08:12

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Chichevache posted:

Isn't ponce the British equivalent of "fag".

No, it isn't. Ponce doesn't carry any implicit comment about one's sexuality.

E: which is to say, there are plenty of British slang terms that do

Source: an English guy I know

Declan MacManus fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jan 30, 2013

# ? Jan 30, 2013 17:34

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

"I cant wait to sneak into the back alley and bum a fag off that Chav until my cravings are met. If I don't I'd feel like a ponce"

I'd never make it out of England alive. I can't believe how different our languages are sometimes.

edit: vvv Don't be such a ponce Ham

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jan 30, 2013

# ? Jan 30, 2013 18:11

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Thats very immature Crazy.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 18:18

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Wankers, all of you

# ? Jan 30, 2013 21:06

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

"I cant wait to sneak into the back alley and bum a fag off that Chav until my cravings are met. If I don't I'd feel like a ponce"

I'd never make it out of England alive. I can't believe how different our languages are sometimes.

edit: vvv Don't be such a ponce Ham

YOU'RE a cigarette...

# ? Jan 30, 2013 21:22

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

CNN "Make football safe for our kids"
5th best rated comment, 27 likes:
"Good God,we used to have Gladiators,now they want us to settle for games of "Tag"...It's time for real men to strike back against Metrosexualization."

For a comparison, this only has 22 likes, but it's the #1 rated because it has less downvotes than that piece of poo poo^^^(by... 6). It's also a very good read in its own right about the violence

quote:

I felt a need to speak out because of some of the flippant comments. It
doesn't matter if it is a young woman commenting about this issue or a man; whether
someone playing the sport is metro sexual or not.

The fact of the matter is I have a son who LOVES sports and participates in all
kind of sports. He played two years of city league football and was ecstatic
when he had the opportunity to play high school football. He trained all
summer, every day twice a day with the team to get into shape. On August 1,
they were issued their equipment to begin contact practice. I was unable to
inspect his equipment because parents are not allowed in the field house.

On August 22, 2012, I went to pick my son up from football practice and he was
walking around like a zombie. He said, "I think I have a concussion."
I told him let's go inside and talk to the trainer. There was not a coach in
sight. He became very upset and argued with me because he was worried about
what the coaches would do. Ultimately, the medical trainer established that he
had a severe concussion and set us up with the medical specialist for the next
day. The other players told the trainer and me that my son took a helmet to
helmet hit, hit the ground, got up and kept playing. No coach even saw it or
knew about it. After investigation, it has been determined that he played for
another 40 minutes in a "blacked out" state.

To date, my son is still living with his concussion. He has endured hearing
loss, ringing in the ears, vision problems, motor skills damage, significant
headaches (that have not left him even for one day), loss of taste and smell,
memory loss and he now reads on a second grade reading level when prior to the
accident he was on a junior college level. My child wakes up each morning and
sits on the side of the bed and there is "no one home" behind his
eyes for about 30 minutes.

We go to multiple doctors weekly. He has had to go to neuro-psychological
testing to determine the extent of the damage. This would not have been
necessary if the school would have performed the baseline tests on the players
prior to begin contact practice. The school told me they didn't do the tests
because they did not have internet connectivity in the field house. My medical
insurance will not pay for this because it does not cover psychological issues.
The school will not help because they have you sign lots of paperwork in the
beginning that states they will not be held liable. We go to multiple tutors
each week to help him make up missed school and help him learn to read and
comprehend again.

I have been extremely disappointed that not one member of the coaching staff or
the athletic booster club has ever contacted us to find out about my son's
status / condition. The coaches and athletic club constantly bombarded my email
and phone in the beginning wanting paperwork and donations. The athletic club
was very prompt in sending out emails asking for prayers for the star player's
elective surgery. Upon returning to school he worked very hard to "catch
up", while being constantly told by the coaches that they were going to
have to move him out of their P.E. classes because he was taking up space due
to the fact he was not medically released to participate.

This is just a small snippet of what he has endured. We do not know if or when
he will recover or to what extent. But as a parent, I am thankful that there is
more in the media about concussions, brain injuries, accidents, etc. I am
thankful that there is a spotlight being placed on this topic and those studies
are being conducted. Most NFL players are held up as heroes and I know that
their fame could be used to leverage the medical community, sports authorities
and coaching staffs to rethink things.

Maybe if a bit more thought would be given by coaches for younger people, then
the equipment would be inspected, techniques reviewed and policies revisited.

Concussions have always been a human malady, but seem to more prevalent now
due to the bombardment of information available.

So before you judge, spout out that they aren't "man enough", or
ignore statistics, just remember that each person living with a concussion, no
matter how mild or severe, has people who love them and are helpless. There are
those of us that want to know how to make this not happen to another child;
whether girl or boy. But most of all, there is a mom who loves her son
with all her heart, how he was, who he is and what he will become...

sweet thursday fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Feb 1, 2013

# ? Feb 1, 2013 00:56

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

MonsterWalk posted:

YOU'RE a cigarette...

# ? Feb 1, 2013 03:52

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

What would we do without bleacher report?

"Speak your mind bro. I don't want faggots around me or on my Monday, Sunday, and Thursday football games. If there's something wrong with being homophobic then there is something wrong with being gay."

Flawless logic.

# ? Feb 1, 2013 06:05

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Wait a second, is that a comment or did bleacher report actually publish someone saying that in an article?

I guess the fact that I even need to ask is pretty damning.

# ? Feb 1, 2013 06:08

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Comment. I have to stop reading these things. I think Fox News disabling their comments section has added about 5 years to my life. Why do we tilt against this windmills?

# ? Feb 1, 2013 06:09

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

sweet thursday posted:

What would we do without bleacher report?

"Speak your mind bro. I don't want faggots around me or on my Monday, Sunday, and Thursday football games. If there's something wrong with being homophobic then there is something wrong with being gay."

Flawless logic.

So he's cool with gay college football players?

# ? Feb 1, 2013 14:59

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

He doesn't mention Saturday so we would have to assume he's cool with the college gays, as long as they don't make up fake dying boyfriends.

# ? Feb 1, 2013 15:02

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

sweet thursday posted:

CNN "Make football safe for our kids"
5th best rated comment, 27 likes:
"Good God,we used to have Gladiators,now they want us to settle for games of "Tag"...It's time for real men to strike back against Metrosexualization."

For a comparison, this only has 22 likes, but it's the #1 rated because it has less downvotes than that piece of poo poo^^^(by... 6). It's also a very good read in its own right about the violence

Everyone here is so sensitive. I for one am angered by the Metrosexualization of the Something Awful Forums. It's time for us real men to do something about it.

# ? Feb 1, 2013 15:05

St1cky: Aug 16, 2005; Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike Alden, supergenius.

"What the gently caress do these guys need a brain for? I never use mine and I've turned out alright!"

# ? Feb 1, 2013 15:08

Blast Fantasto: Sep 18, 2007; USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Every post like that should be auto signed like this:

"- Hasn't played a contact sport since 8th grade"

# ? Feb 1, 2013 16:58

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

Blast Fantasto posted:

Every post like that should be auto signed like this:

"- Hasn't played a contact sport since 8th grade"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/athletes-can-play-through-those-injuries-says-man,6894/

# ? Feb 1, 2013 17:31

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Blast Fantasto posted:

Every post like that should be auto signed like this:

"- Hasn't played a contact sport since 8th grade"

This was why Pros vs. Joes in its first season was a beautiful celebration of Schadenfreude.

# ? Feb 1, 2013 17:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

This was why Pros vs. Joes in its first season was a beautiful celebration of Schadenfreude.

Also why I love posting this as an example of what happens when NFL players hit normal people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Hnbb5NyTU

# ? Feb 1, 2013 17:41

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

To be fair, that hit when he was receiving would be a pretty massive cheap shot in the league. Just show a normal guy playing RB for 2 plays and the absolute pounding he takes.

Honestly, it's so easy for guys that look at themselves as 6'0 210 lbs thinking "Im the same size as him!" and thinking they could do it.

...then you see them in real life.

# ? Feb 1, 2013 17:59

yulia tymotebow: Jan 8, 2011; by Lowtax

A former OSU player was indicted on felonious assault charges after he followed a car for 14 miles and then shot up the driver because of a road rage incident:

quote:

This is very sad. Jim Stillwagon is one of the nicest, most centered persons central Ohio has known . He has made enormus contributions to his community, workplace and especially, to his University . His life cannot be judged by this one aberrant episode. There must be more to this story than initially perceived

# ? Feb 1, 2013 23:34

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

sweet thursday posted:

What would we do without bleacher report?

"Speak your mind bro. I don't want faggots around me or on my Monday, Sunday, and Thursday football games. If there's something wrong with being homophobic then there is something wrong with being gay."

Flawless logic.

As much as people foam and froth about ESPN, at least ESPN isn't B/R. God drat that outlet is a steaming pile of poo poo. Everything they put out is worthless.

# ? Feb 2, 2013 00:24

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

To be fair, that hit when he was receiving would be a pretty massive cheap shot in the league. Just show a normal guy playing RB for 2 plays and the absolute pounding he takes.

Honestly, it's so easy for guys that look at themselves as 6'0 210 lbs thinking "Im the same size as him!" and thinking they could do it.

...then you see them in real life.

I'm still convinced I could take Trindon Holliday in a fight.

# ? Feb 2, 2013 08:01

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Would have been nice if you made your move before the divisional game.

# ? Feb 2, 2013 08:06

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Chichevache posted:

I'm still convinced I could take Trindon Holliday in a fight.

Trindon Holliday has one thing going for him above everyone else in a Fight or Flight situation: he can Flight better than you

# ? Feb 2, 2013 18:28

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# ? May 22, 2024 14:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

quote:

quote:
One easy way to solve all this...petition Goodell to sit on live TV, like NFLN , and take a polygraph administered by any number of former FBI agents. Let's have the question asked in front of the whole country. Give him immunity, if that placates all the violently intense NFL lovers who insist the NFL is the only entity in the entire United States of America that is impervious to such corruption.

Is the NFL in collusion with other corporate entities to predetermine matchups and outcomes of NFL postseason games and especially the Super Bowl?

Yes or no.....one simple question asked directly on live TV...if he answers truthfully, while having immunity" we will finally have our answer.

quote:
Not that Goodell would ever tell the truth, even to an FBI agent.

That being said, I firmly believe that the TV networks have far more influence than people believe. Ratings are directly related to billions of dollars in revenue, and I think there is collusion between the league and the networks to do whatever they can to pump up ratings.

When these executives meet on the golf course, do you really think that all they talk about is the weather ?

There are many examples, like a TV timeout that stalls a drive, schedule changes at the end of the season, tailored to pump up prime time ratings, the whole replay system that's reliant on network camera angles, referee teams that vary wildly in how they call a game from week to week, and on and on.

I don't think it was any coincidence that a "let 'em play" group of officials was assigned to a Superbowl between two of the most penalized teams in football.

Those guys pretty much guaranteed that the Lewis saga had a fairtytale ending.

I've come to view the NFL like reality TV. Fun to watch, with a lot of manufactured drama and surprise endings to capture the viewers.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 00:45

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