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peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!


hmm, a massager eh? can i put it on my genitals?

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

peepsalot posted:

hmm, a massager eh? can i put it on my genitals?

19:27 <~jonny290> haha
19:28 <~jonny290> oh man i bet somebodys gonna try to gently caress this thing
19:28 <~jonny290> roll it up
19:28 <~jonny290> stick it in there

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003



glad to know its endorsed by hollywood today

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Guido van Possum posted:

ian is at least making a product

thats something right?

i made something too

~*fartz*~

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Progressive JPEG posted:


glad to know its endorsed by hollywood today

woah ipodlounge is still around

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

there is a boondocks kick starter to make a live action uncle ruckus movie, i don't know whether it is worthless or greatest, perhaps the truth lies in the middle?

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

iirc the kickstarter plainly states that it's nowhere near the amount of funding they need to ensure that they can make a movie (200k lol), and that they can run off with the money for any reason

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Werthog 95 posted:

iirc the kickstarter plainly states that it's nowhere near the amount of funding they need to ensure that they can make a movie (200k lol), and that they can run off with the money for any reason

i approve of this attempt to steal back from the white man.

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
morgan freeman please act for free

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i really don't understand why anyone would bother making games for ouya

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

snap into a slimjim, ouya

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
so im probably totally "late to the game" on this one, as they say, but this actually looks awesome and i kind of regret only hearing about it now.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW
To gently caress marry your nephews' mother, turn to page 2B.
Otherwise, go to the next page.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
oh im so glad this got funded cause my laptop is always getting crushed by cars and let me tell you its the worst

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Note that it is made in Italy, so it doesn't suggest that it is fireproof.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
im the solution in search of a problem

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


that loving video

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

duTrieux. posted:

that loving video

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

yoker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

i assumed that was the source of the name but then i realised thatd require them to be clever

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

mommys best games

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

its a dumb video and dumb product but my girlfriend has high cholesterol and i separate the yolk from the white for breakfast and it's annoying, so there's a market.

please see the "egg beaters" products in your local supour marcado as a proof of concept

voting NOT worthless

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012

Dr. Honked posted:

i really don't understand anyone

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

Smythe posted:

its a dumb video and dumb product but my girlfriend has high cholesterol and i separate the yolk from the white for breakfast and it's annoying, so there's a market.

please see the "egg beaters" products in your local supour marcado as a proof of concept

voting NOT worthless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AirVOuTN_M

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

drat im dumb as hell thnx

related: mason jars fit on ur blender adapter

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
considering that i have to separate egg yolks maybe once a month, tops, im fine just cracking the egg into my hands over a bowl. gotta get your hands messy if youre gonna cook good, brah.

this thing also looks like it could be really unreliable and end up leaving some yolk behind in the whites, which is fine if youre just trying to be health conscious but will ruin your meringue/soufflé/angel food cake

yourcookingtechniqueisapieceofshit.txt

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
you shouldn't be getting any on your hands, comrade. crack shell into two halves, tip yoke into other half while letting the white drop out. magic! final countdown da da da da

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
my apologies for misspelling yolk, folks

but seriously this is the easiest thing. this man's accent lends authenticity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAGX-54iR30

gabensraum fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Feb 4, 2013

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
whole lot of racist jim crow bullshit in here

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

mods namechange posted:

whole lot of racist jim crow bullshit in here

where ?!?

Metal Pink Babble
Mar 31, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

related: mason jars fit on ur blender adapter

that's a pretty neat lifehack.

okay here's one: an apple is a readily available and disposable bong.

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
isnt that more of a pipe, bong seems to imply passing through water

Metal Pink Babble
Mar 31, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Guido van Possum posted:

isnt that more of a pipe, bong seems to imply passing through water

|yes|

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

mods????

Sparta
Aug 14, 2003

the other white meat
re eggchat: you people are all dumb, this is all you need to do:

deep square leg posted:

my apologies for misspelling yolk, folks

but seriously this is the easiest thing. this man's accent lends authenticity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAGX-54iR30

seriously isn't this like the first thing you learn when cooking with eggs??

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮


these ended up in the dollar store

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e3z2H1O5zE

THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!! :argh:

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