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Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012

Dan Didio posted:

I really appreciate that The Fast and The Furious franchise has gone from a film about a small, tight-knit racing crime family to a series of films about car-based superheroes.
In the next one they will probably prevent an alien invasion of earth with their driving skills.

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ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Lord Tywin posted:

In the next one they will probably prevent an alien invasion of earth with their driving skills.

A blending together of the space race trope and The Last Starfighter.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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Which fast and furious had the podracing scene, but inside a mountain? Whichever that was was terrible and the only one I've seen [parts of].

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011
Pretty sure that was Tokyo Drift. I actually like that movie but it's seriously news to me that anyone else does. :psyduck:

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Lord Tywin posted:

In the next one they will probably prevent an alien invasion of earth with their driving skills.

Transformers crossover incoming.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

falz posted:

Which fast and furious had the podracing scene, but inside a mountain? Whichever that was was terrible and the only one I've seen [parts of].

The fourth one.

I liked Tokyo Drift. It's better than the second one.

tvb
Dec 22, 2004

We don't understand Chinese, dude!
2 Fast 2 Furious is the only one in the series that's just plain bad, whereas most people who hate Tokyo Drift are the people that didn't bother to watch it. Plot-wise, Tokyo Drift was a bizarre lateral step for the series, but Justin Lin more than makes up for it. That motherfucker can stage an action sequence like nobody's business, and he gets better with every movie. If Fast Five and the Super Bowl trailer are any indication, this movie is just going to be outrageous fun.

Although I am over the strange fact that Han's future death hasn't been addressed, considering how quickly the technology of Tokyo Drift has been surpassed by technology in the newer movies, which supposedly take place earlier. Hopefully they'll just retcon it once and for all in this one and be done with it.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

tvb posted:

Although I am over the strange fact that Han's future death hasn't been addressed, considering how quickly the technology of Tokyo Drift has been surpassed by technology in the newer movies, which supposedly take place earlier. Hopefully they'll just retcon it once and for all in this one and be done with it.

I hope they retcon it by showing Han get his hands on a Delorean, and Justin Lin gets to direct the next Back to the Future. I mean, I would settle for a Tokyo Drift sidestory showing what the hell Han was up to (and his inevitable escape) when the main doofus in Tokyo Drift does his thing. I swear there was like a hidden crime drama in the background, but was completely taken over by the power of America.

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
But didn't Han said at the end of Fast five that he was going back to Tokyo to that hot Israeli chick? However if Michelle Rodriguez can survive being killed so can he.

I also think that Tokyo drift was pretty cool.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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Lord Tywin posted:

But didn't Han said at the end of Fast five that he was going back to Tokyo to that hot Israeli chick? However if Michelle Rodriguez can survive being killed so can he.

I also think that Tokyo drift was pretty cool.

He pretty knowingly says something like; "It's still a long way to Tokyo."

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

PriorMarcus posted:

Haha! Look at that small fry poo poo. Here, have a proper Superbowl trailer;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozG6KQftTmc

The Star Trek trailer is pretty good though.

So, um. I just now got a chance to watch this after seeing it for the Super Bowl.

They use a remix of The Prodigy's "Breathe" in this trailer.

It's barely recognizable, but at the 53 second mark, the title comes up, and there is that BAD-rear end motif from the song, as if to say "Yes, this is indeed bad-rear end."

Here's this trailer that shows tanks crushing cars, cars bringing down loving freighter planes, other various scenes of car superheroics and a bunch of people looking hot, sweaty, and/or angry and it is set to a remix of what is arguably THE gently caress-poo poo-up anthem of the 90s, one that is just as gently caress-poo poo-uppy without feeling dated.

Perfection.

This Memorial Day, we are all bros.

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets
Here's your extended (read: spoilerific) look at Fast and Furious 6:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QgNF6J1h0

Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Feb 5, 2013

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Alehkhs posted:

Here's your extended (read: spoilerific) look at Fast and Furious 6:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QgNF6J1h0

Yesssss :unsmigghh:

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky
Ad of the year, right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6wFpovHtnc

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Alehkhs posted:

Here's your extended (read: spoilerific) look at Fast and Furious 6:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QgNF6J1h0

This is just... loving absurdist on every level.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

F6: Vehicular Warfare.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Alehkhs posted:

Here's your extended (read: spoilerific) look at Fast and Furious 6:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QgNF6J1h0

Jesus loving Christ this looks stupid and insane and so loving awesome all at the same time.

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse

Why didn't this air during the super bowl!?!?! so good

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I'm not a car guy by any means.

That said, I so want to see Fast & Furious 6 now. :aaaaa:

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

The last 15 seconds of this trailer are just textbook. Look at that promise: "In this one Iron Man's got to do the impossible." Not just a bunch of stuff exploding and moving fast, not even some airy-fairy "nobody's ever done anything like this before", a cut-and-dry set piece with a hard numerical fact that he's got to beat somehow. And look how Downey sells the possibility that he can't actually do it. I love it when an action hero is uncertain about whether he can win. I'm desperate to see what happens next. This is a great trailer.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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qntm posted:

I'm desperate to see what happens next. This is a great trailer.

Well luckily for you the trailer actually shows how he solves that problem pretty clearly. Yeah, I'm sure there will be a set back and some dramatic music, but it's pretty evident that they all link hands and he lowers them down like a rapidly falling human dandelion chain.

Has everyone else missed the fact that this trailer spoils it's own dramatic mystery?

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
So Justin Lin (or whoever) obviously listens to the fans because everybody was talking about how Rock was covered in grease throughout Fast 5 and in the new trailer Tyrese says "why do I smell baby oil?".

It looks like they gave away all the money shots in the trailer but oh well. Will still see it opening weekend.

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

The best ad.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

Human Tornada posted:

It looks like they gave away all the money shots in the trailer but oh well. Will still see it opening weekend.

The scene where Vin Diesel drives out of the front of the plane is an actual money shot.

lessthankyle
Dec 19, 2002

SKA SUCKS
Soiled Meat

PriorMarcus posted:

Fast 5 and this entry are basically the Avengers as well, with multiple characters from the franchise teaming up. Fast 5 was also considerably better than the Avengers.

I was thinking this right after watching the new trailer. FF6 will be the Avengers movie that The Avengers wasn't.

PriorMarcus posted:

Has everyone else missed the fact that this trailer spoils it's own dramatic mystery?

The most honest part of the trailer was the first 30 seconds when it tells you everything you need to know about what IM1, 2, and 3 are actually about.

lessthankyle fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Feb 6, 2013

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I'm serious when I say this: The Gina Carano vs. Michelle Rodriguez fight could very well top the Vin Diesel/Dwayne Johnson fight from the last movie. Much like that fight, these are two action stars who could otherwise star in their own solo movies, and are still at their physical prime. I hope they planned this fight with the same HOLY poo poo mentality.

Echo Chamber fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Feb 6, 2013

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Alehkhs posted:

Here's your extended (read: spoilerific) look at Fast and Furious 6:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QgNF6J1h0

Fun.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I like to go to car sites like Jalopnik when trailers like the one for F&F6 gets posted there, just to see all the car nerds going ga-ga over the vehicles featured. There will inevitably be one or two guys that tries to list everything in the trailer. And from the looks of it, the filmmakers are not skimping in that aspect.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Trailer for Phantom (Ed Harris, David Duchovny): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BePdcr73apY

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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PaganGoatPants posted:

Trailer for Phantom (Ed Harris, David Duchovny)

They could spin this off into an awesome series about survival on a rogue nuclear subma... Oh.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plq5hhLw2Os

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
The end of that gave me feel so uncomfortable, it felt Cronenbergesque :gonk:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Interesting trailer for a documentary coming out called Finding Vivian Maier.

Essentially she was a Nanny in Chicago in the 50's/60's and a closet photographer. Years later someone stumbles upon her negatives at an auction and the story goes from there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o2nBhQ67Zc

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I really really want to see that.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

kiimo posted:

I really really want to see that.

Yeah that looks great

Maarak
May 23, 2007

"Go for it!"
Nice find, that looks wonderful.

edit. To add some content, here's the Lords of Salem trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBXumvqRAHk

edit2. Apparently there was an earlier trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16syhpistmo

Maarak fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Feb 20, 2013

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
Nice fan edit here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBpwPfW1Lsw&hd=1

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Great use of the Deus Ex: Human Revolution soundtrack.

This will always be my favorite fan made trailer, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp2gGqgn3Fw

Gonz fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Feb 23, 2013

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Definitely the best fan trailer I've seen since this Tron one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp2gGqgn3Fw

If anyone knows of any other great ones out there I'm definitely interested in seeing more of this sort of thing.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The TV spots for The Last Exorcism 2 now start with a news blurb on the radio announcing Pope Benedict's resignation. I have no idea whether that blurb will be in the movie or not, but it's an admirably blatant bit of barnum.

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