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Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

flatbus posted:

Maybe they will fly to Narita Airport and buy out all Japanese baby formula in the duty-free shops, then engage in traditional street-making GBS threads ceremonies a few meters away from airport restaurants.

Please, all of the traditional street-making GBS threads ceremonies were destroyed during the Cultural Revolution. These are new socialist street-making GBS threads ceremonies with Chinese characteristics.

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Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Pfffffffffffff, hahaha, is that you Tom Clancy?

If China goes to war with the US, it stops selling them poo poo. Poof. Then it gets rid of all of its dollars. Poof. Those poofs were the sounds of the American economy totally breaking down.
The Chinese one would follow shortly, but they'd have a chance to rebuild? Sorta?

I don't see why china has some magic ability to recover from a global economic collapse that other nations don't have.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Numlock posted:

I don't see why china has some magic ability to recover from a global economic collapse that other nations don't have.

Yeah if push went to shove the U.S would go full blown command economy again if the situation demanded it.

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Fine-able Offense posted:

The issue is more that an incident of some kind triggers a brief shooting war, China takes casualties, and then the kind of lunatic nationalist dipshit who spends his days pining to burn more Toyotas loses his loving mind and hits the streets yowling for blood. Then the government is in a pickle about how to deal with mass social unrest that isn't directed against them per se, but which goes against their rational interests.

It is hard enough to back down from military casualties in the best of circumstances, and China hardly enjoys those. I doubt it would turn into some Alex Jones global war porn, but it will definitely suck to deal with and be a much trickier situation than you're making it out to be. The CCP is pumping people full of nationalistic garbage for a reason, after all.

This is pretty much my rough analysis of things. The way I see it, there are a significant amount of chinese officers who have never seen war, even Vietnam/Korea. They've been fed propaganda for long enough that they may not be entirely rational actors. Assuming one of them spits the dummy, and a good amount of the rest of his cohort join in, how long would it last, what kind of damage would be seen?

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

Warcabbit posted:

This is pretty much my rough analysis of things. The way I see it, there are a significant amount of chinese officers who have never seen war, even Vietnam/Korea. They've been fed propaganda for long enough that they may not be entirely rational actors. Assuming one of them spits the dummy, and a good amount of the rest of his cohort join in, how long would it last, what kind of damage would be seen?

I dunno, I suspect that immediately after the first yahoo starts an unauthorized shooting incident, all PLA officers will receive a memo to the effect of "Just FYI, Captain Tai Lihai has been shot, and the next one of you dickheads who tries a stunt like that will follow suit."

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I would wait until after the first PRC aircraft carrier to start talking about violence and warfare.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Hey what's the title of this thread? Can we get back to what really matters?

In baby formula news...

The Hong Kong government set up this hotline that allows customers to order tins of powder directly from the suppliers. What's the result? An estimated $100,000 HKD in extra revenues in the first four days. The government (i.e. taxpayer) is paying for this hotline service and Mead Johnson, Friso and the gang are getting big money by cutting out the retail step. Pretty corrupt!

It's also pretty clear that there is now going to be a two tin or 1.8kg limit on baby formula being taken out of Hong Kong. Apparently a lot of the parallel traders (i.e. smugglers) think it's already in force and trading has been cut back significantly. The MTR has also instituted a very strict baggage policy, significantly lowering the weight of goods you're allowed to carry. Apparently it's so strict that it has impeded people just going to the airport or Shenzhen for vacation. I'm guessing it's ladies packing too many clothes; AM I RIGHT, MEN?


In Macau news, check this shady poo poo out. Some political group is calling for the demolition of a WWII-era Portuguese pillbox because "Conserving it would obviously hurt the feelings of hundreds of thousands of people who love [China] as well as Macau". It's a harsh memory of the horrible Portuguese oppression. The colonizers so oppressive and evil they tried to give Macau back in the 70s and Mao wouldn't take it.

It just so happens there is a luxury apartment complex under construction right nearby that might have something to do with this. Honestly, I never gave too much thought to the real estate industry when I was living in the US. Since coming to Asia, it really seems like the shadiest, most evil business there is. Like I have a more favorable view of the Triads than land developers.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Numlock posted:

I don't see why china has some magic ability to recover from a global economic collapse that other nations don't have.
Heh, they won't fall as far 'cause they haven't come as far? :v:

I suppose that 'cause they don't have to deal with either being dirt poor like most autocracies while still being able to brutally repress the populace if they get too uppidity. Still, that wasn't a serious post bruv.

Fine-able Offense posted:

I dunno, I suspect that immediately after the first yahoo starts an unauthorized shooting incident, all PLA officers will receive a memo to the effect of "Just FYI, Captain Tai Lihai has been shot, and the next one of you dickheads who tries a stunt like that will follow suit."
Why a memo? Why not just revive an old TV classic before shooting him on camera?

Bloodnose posted:

It just so happens there is a luxury apartment complex under construction right nearby that might have something to do with this. Honestly, I never gave too much thought to the real estate industry when I was living in the US. Since coming to Asia, it really seems like the shadiest, most evil business there is. Like I have a more favorable view of the Triads than land developers.
Haha, why, you got some good experiences with Triads?

ocrumsprug
Sep 23, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Numlock posted:

I don't see why china has some magic ability to recover from a global economic collapse that other nations don't have.

Bah, it's easy. You just start building cities and poof, GDP growth the made in China way. :china:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-18680217
^: This one isn't even in China.

I am curious, in the extremely unlikely event that these aren't just being built by people that have a mandate to spend money, what are these going to be used for?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Is there any way at all the Diaoyu/Senkaku thing could end with them dividing the archipelago between them?

Pro-PRC Laowai
Sep 30, 2004

by toby

Bloodnose posted:

Hey what's the title of this thread? Can we get back to what really matters?

In baby formula news...

The Hong Kong government set up this hotline that allows customers to order tins of powder directly from the suppliers. What's the result? An estimated $100,000 HKD in extra revenues in the first four days. The government (i.e. taxpayer) is paying for this hotline service and Mead Johnson, Friso and the gang are getting big money by cutting out the retail step. Pretty corrupt!

It's also pretty clear that there is now going to be a two tin or 1.8kg limit on baby formula being taken out of Hong Kong. Apparently a lot of the parallel traders (i.e. smugglers) think it's already in force and trading has been cut back significantly. The MTR has also instituted a very strict baggage policy, significantly lowering the weight of goods you're allowed to carry. Apparently it's so strict that it has impeded people just going to the airport or Shenzhen for vacation. I'm guessing it's ladies packing too many clothes; AM I RIGHT, MEN?

I still don't get what the big deal is about it. Profit per can is only like 10%. Again, it's just weird and strange to see people whining and complaining about people throwing money at them to buy their things.

Also, the tariff in China on the stuff is low. The major reason the prices are stupidly high in China is basically greed on a large part by the manufacturers. "make it expensive so people will think it's quality" style marketing. Seriously, the official imports pull in a margin of around 70%. It has practically nothing to do with the taxes.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Haha, why, you got some good experiences with Triads?

For some activities Triads are great and they profit from price gaps. When you drive to a restaurant the valet service is run by them. They charge you for a cheap fee and park your car and guarantee a spot. Normally they just illegally park on the side of the road and if traffic cops come they will drive around the block until the coast is clear again. The restaurant owners are happy because it attracts customers, customers are happy for easy parking, and triads are happy for extra income and have extra surveillance. The police, not so much for illegal parking but as long as the mess is manageable and not blocking traffic and fire trucks they don't care. I would totally pay for legit parking but it's hard to find in Hong Kong.

Those sleazy sex packages to Macau that are unsold with ferry tickets included? Well they can break down package tour prices into individual bits and just sell you a cheaper ferry ticket.

Cheaper duty free cigarettes? Why yes, they have duty free border runners and old ladies buying cigs by the carton and reselling them in Hong Kong.

Of course there are bad sides to them like mini bus rackets, protection fee bull poo poo, loan sharking, peddling drugs, and all sorts of sleeping dogs craziness :smith:

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

caberham posted:

Those sleazy sex packages to Macau that are unsold with ferry tickets included? Well they can break down package tour prices into individual bits and just sell you a cheaper ferry ticket.

That's where those cheaper ferry tickets come from? I like the Triads even more now. Land developers never gave me good values. Sino Land even has the gall to charge me $150 a month for the lovely 'fitness room' in my building where the heaviest weight is 25lbs.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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Pro-PRC Laowai posted:

I still don't get what the big deal is about it. Profit per can is only like 10%. Again, it's just weird and strange to see people whining and complaining about people throwing money at them to buy their things.

The companies love it. The residents off Hong Kong who go to the store to feed their babies and find the shelves empty are the ones complaining.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Haha, why, you got some good experiences with Triads?

I'm pretty sure the point was the land developers are worse then organized crime syndicates, with all that implies.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

pentyne posted:

I'm pretty sure the point was the land developers are worse then organized crime syndicates, with all that implies.

Yeah, but now I found out it's the Triads who are getting me discount ferry tickets so, another point for them.

Also cool Triad culture and influence on good action movies maybe?

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about some of the developers actually having Triad connections, so maybe they're all one big group anyway.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

caberham posted:

For some activities Triads are great and they profit from price gaps. When you drive to a restaurant the valet service is run by them. They charge you for a cheap fee and park your car and guarantee a spot. Normally they just illegally park on the side of the road and if traffic cops come they will drive around the block until the coast is clear again. The restaurant owners are happy because it attracts customers, customers are happy for easy parking, and triads are happy for extra income and have extra surveillance. The police, not so much for illegal parking but as long as the mess is manageable and not blocking traffic and fire trucks they don't care. I would totally pay for legit parking but it's hard to find in Hong Kong.

Those sleazy sex packages to Macau that are unsold with ferry tickets included? Well they can break down package tour prices into individual bits and just sell you a cheaper ferry ticket.

Cheaper duty free cigarettes? Why yes, they have duty free border runners and old ladies buying cigs by the carton and reselling them in Hong Kong.

Of course there are bad sides to them like mini bus rackets, protection fee bull poo poo, loan sharking, peddling drugs, and all sorts of sleeping dogs craziness :smith:
Of all the things I thought of when I thought of Triads, valet parking was not the first thing to come to mind. And is Sleeping Dogs a reference? I know the game but I just thought it was an interesting title.

pentyne posted:

I'm pretty sure the point was the land developers are worse then organized crime syndicates, with all that implies.
:mcbain:

Bloodnose posted:

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about some of the developers actually having Triad connections, so maybe they're all one big group anyway.
Yakuza sure as hell are in on it, can't imagine that Triads ain't too. Property, contstruction and land development are all pretty good ways to make money once you got the gig going.

Pro-PRC Laowai
Sep 30, 2004

by toby

Imperialist Dog posted:

The companies love it. The residents off Hong Kong who go to the store to feed their babies and find the shelves empty are the ones complaining.

From what I was reading, the shelves are not even empty. It's that the companies are forcing them to order the full line of their poo poo instead of just what they need, and Chinese are only targeting a few select premium lines. Leaving the rest untouched.
So, no, the shelves are not empty, it's just that the specific brands they want are gone.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
That is exactly it. There's tons of baby formula. And tons of new brands that are trying to break into this hugely profitable game. That's why the poo poo about starving babies and malnutrition is so ridiculous.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Why are Chinese consumers so dumb about these luxury brands then, especially considering none of them are better than free breastmilk? Chinese consumers tend to be pretty price-conscious in other areas, to the point of being kinda stingy. For things that are non-conspicuous consumption like baby formula at least. Although I guess I don't know Hong Kongers and the southern nouveau riche very well.

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Feb 7, 2013

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Arglebargle III posted:

Why are Chinese consumers so dumb about these luxury brands then, especially considering none of them are better than free breastmilk? Chinese consumers tend to be pretty price-conscious in other areas, to the point of being kinda stingy. For things that are non-conspicuous consumption like baby formula at least. Although I guess I don't know Hong Kongers and the southern nouveau riche very well.

People everywhere are dumb about all consumer products. You think the average American is particularly well informed about the particulars of the poo poo they buy? Now imagine that same person except he doesn't speak English and can't access half the internet.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Arglebargle III posted:

Why are Chinese consumers so dumb about these luxury brands then, especially considering none of them are better than free breastmilk? Chinese consumers tend to be pretty price-conscious in other areas, to the point of being kinda stingy. For things that are non-conspicuous consumption like baby formula at least. Although I guess I don't know Hong Kongers and the southern nouveau riche very well.

Parental guilt and paranoia will make you buy what you think is the best brand for our kid, whether it really is or not. That's true in all cultures, US included.

hitension
Feb 14, 2005


Hey guys, I learned Chinese so that I can write shame in another language
Yeah, there's a special brand of dumb for anything involving children. To be fair, if our species wasn't obsessed with caring for children, we probably wouldn't exist, but sometimes the obsession manifests itself in... inefficient ways

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Is there no equivalent of La Leche League in China, or is breastfeeding seen as something poor people do?

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
Here's another interesting friction point that could always potentially boil over too. I wonder how China will react to this.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/02/japan-scrambles-jets-in-island-dispute-with-russia/

quote:

The Japanese government lodged a protest with Moscow today after two Russian fighter jets briefly violated Japanese air space above disputed islands off the northern coast of Hokkaido island, the Defense Ministry said.

Japanese F-2 fighter jets were scrambled following the breach by two SU-27 jets, according to the ministry. The Foreign Ministry lodged a protest with the Russian Embassy in Tokyo, but a Russian military spokesman denied any intrusion took place, saying the jets were conducting regular flights in “strict accordance with international regulations,” according to local media.

Another Russo-Japanese war would be pretty catastrophic especially if it brought China in too.

Pro-PRC Laowai
Sep 30, 2004

by toby

Modus Operandi posted:

Here's another interesting friction point that could always potentially boil over too. I wonder how China will react to this.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/02/japan-scrambles-jets-in-island-dispute-with-russia/


Another Russo-Japanese war would be pretty catastrophic especially if it brought China in too.

Oh, Japan's just whining about the fact that they lost the Kuril islands as a result of that mystery event 68 years ago that everyone there seems so keen to forget about

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Modus Operandi posted:

Here's another interesting friction point that could always potentially boil over too. I wonder how China will react to this.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/02/japan-scrambles-jets-in-island-dispute-with-russia/


Another Russo-Japanese war would be pretty catastrophic especially if it brought China in too.

They've been doing this poo poo for years, so it's not really that much of a development, unlike, for example the Chinese FCR thing. It's just getting a bit more attention in the media because of the timing.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Its just opportunism by the Russians, especially since another 1905 is brewing in the background (life in Russia is just getting worse all the time). The Russians would never go to war to support China...they have a lot to lose from a strong China and have purposely been restricting their most advanced naval and aerospace tech from them. In addition, they have been building ships for Vietnam. Think of it as a quick jerkish sucker-punch that is a easy sell to their population, Japan is not very popular with the Russian public even today.

China is still desperately looking for something that will distract the public from the mass robbery and dysfunction that is taking place.

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
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Ardennes posted:

Its just opportunism by the Russians, especially since another 1905 is brewing in the background (life in Russia is just getting worse all the time).

Completely off topic, but is there a thread about this or somewhere I could go to learn more about life in Russia? I'm really interested to just what exactly Russian society is like, now that we're 22 years out from the fall of the Soviet Union.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

Ardennes posted:

China is still desperately looking for something that will distract the public from the mass robbery and dysfunction that is taking place.

Visa free travel to Cyprus it is!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Arglebargle III posted:

Why are Chinese consumers so dumb about these luxury brands then, especially considering none of them are better than free breastmilk? Chinese consumers tend to be pretty price-conscious in other areas, to the point of being kinda stingy. For things that are non-conspicuous consumption like baby formula at least. Although I guess I don't know Hong Kongers and the southern nouveau riche very well.
Breastfeeding isn't a common thing among Chinese people. It just never really caught on. That's about all there is to it.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Vegetable posted:

Breastfeeding isn't a common thing among Chinese people. It just never really caught on. That's about all there is to it.

So what did they do until the development of powdered milk?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

pentyne posted:

So what did they do until the development of powdered milk?

No shh it's part of their cultural essence.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Well, you see rice porridge introduced pretty goddamned early in a lot of households as the primary baby food.

Ah Pook
Aug 23, 2003

TheBuilder posted:

Well, you see rice porridge introduced pretty goddamned early in a lot of households as the primary baby food.

What. Do they really look at a developing infant and think that milled grain slurry is an ideal source of nutrition for something that's trying to grow a brain and organs.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Ah Pook posted:

What. Do they really look at a developing infant and think that milled grain slurry is an ideal source of nutrition for something that's trying to grow a brain and organs.

If you don't eat rice for literally every meal you will die. This is well known in East Asia.

(I have been told this many many times. By dumb people, but there are a lot of those)

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Feb 8, 2013

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
I believe in recent times its largely due to economic conditions. Famine in the 50s and 60s (and also drought in the late 80s) probably had some affect on large percentages of nursing mothers who saw more difficulty in breast milk production via low calorie and low water intake. So you've got some recent cultural effect for the current generation of mothers. Add that to the popular opinions that breast feeding will make a woman's breasts less attractive or smaller as a result, as well as the feeling that if you can afford expensive baby formula you're obviously rich and that grants you a lot of "face", mother's just don't want to let a baby near their nipples.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Grand Fromage posted:

If you don't eat rice for literally every meal you will die. This is well known in East Asia.

(I have been told this many many times. By dumb people, but there are a lot of those)

This and the kimchi guy you mentioned recently make me think that Korea is the odd east Asian country out. I've never heard anything like this in China. Even in Guangdong province, it's common for women to abstain from rice if they're trying to lose weight.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

TheBuilder posted:

Well, you see rice porridge introduced pretty goddamned early in a lot of households as the primary baby food.

What do you do in between when the baby is born and when it can eat and digest rice? That's got to be at least a month conservatively speaking. I mean if kids could start eating soup and hot dogs from birth, that's one thing, but their stomachs aren't even developed enough to handle that the instant they leave the mother's vagina. And the minute they leave the mother's vagina they will start getting hungry.

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hitension
Feb 14, 2005


Hey guys, I learned Chinese so that I can write shame in another language

MeramJert posted:

This and the kimchi guy you mentioned recently make me think that Korea is the odd east Asian country out. I've never heard anything like this in China. Even in Guangdong province, it's common for women to abstain from rice if they're trying to lose weight.


China has multiple staple starches (rice, noodles, "dumplings" in all varieties, various bready things) so they can handle that concept at least

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