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Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


It's really easy to do that with TF2 models because the facial proportions are so cartoony.

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

ID Unavailable posted:

As awful and buggy as the original Gears of War was, it had one glitch that I remember being particularly hilarious. Through some combination of reloading a different weapon and while simultaneously switching to your chainsaw or something, you could make it so you'd run around with a shotgun out as if your stupid chainsaw bayonet was being revved up.

If you ever got close enough to anyone, you'd do the chainsaw animation with a shotgun or something as the enemy flailed around and screamed horribly.

The best part was you basically had killed that person, but they wouldn't immediately die. If you switched your weapon, no matter where they would go after that, they'd instantly explode into a bunch of meaty chunks. This would also happen if you died, so they couldn't just kill you to save themselves.

All I found on YouTube was ten thousand videos of awful music over 240p shakeycam recordings for tutorials, so you'll have to settle for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiWbtwH0u2Q&t=39s

As you can imagine, the griefing was very fun. Especially since the community was full of incredibly loud people with mics.

I'm surprised no one overlayed Fist of the North Star music.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkkymUve7Qo So I eagerly awaited the new NASCAR game to come out. It came out on the same day as Halo 4, and didn't get a ton of publicity, but it should have, for how awful it is.

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat
Speaking of racing games, this guy has a bunch of videos of the physics in Forza 3 going nuts for some reason, but this is probably one of the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wE5ckUBEk0

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Judging by this video of "Forza 4", things didn't get much better with the sequel.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Robert Denby posted:

Judging by this video of "Forza 4", things didn't get much better with the sequel.

Good grief, that is hilariously bad!

I checked some other Forza 4 videos, and the online races suffer from "lag crashes," where different clients have different opinions on who hit who and when. Here's an example. One client says "sideswipe," another says "rear end," and the server says "boing."

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

FreudianSlippers posted:

Also making giant mechs is a lot harder then I expected.

It's harder than you think to make a lot of things in Gmod. I basically worked up a single-minded fixation toward building a flyable helicopter, never got the loving thing to steer properly. Think I might have needed access to the I/O system or something.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

miscellaneous14 posted:

Speaking of racing games, this guy has a bunch of videos of the physics in Forza 3 going nuts for some reason, but this is probably one of the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wE5ckUBEk0

I don't know if anyone knows the video I'm thinking of but its a Forza 3 video of someone who tweaked the poo poo out of their car and right off the starting line the entire thing just loving explodes backwards like 500 yards leaving the suspension going anyone have a link to that one?

Tokyo Incident
Nov 1, 2011

relax

miscellaneous14 posted:

Speaking of racing games, this guy has a bunch of videos of the physics in Forza 3 going nuts for some reason, but this is probably one of the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wE5ckUBEk0

Something similar happened to me in Saints Row 3, car was driving fine one minute then it took a bump and this started happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIIuR1hRPmM

Tokyo Incident has a new favorite as of 18:14 on Dec 3, 2012

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Robert Denby posted:

Judging by this video of "Forza 4", things didn't get much better with the sequel.

I almost want to buy this just to watch the physics system poo poo itself for hours on end.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Cass posted:

Something similar happened to me in Saints Row 3, car was driving fine one minute then it took a bump and this started happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIIuR1hRPmM

I tried to jump onto a motorcycle the other day in SR3. For those of you who don't know, there are two ways of entering a vehicle in the game - getting in normally, or holding down a button to basically jump into it, usually through a window or windshield. I connected with the bike and there was a huge blur, and I think I got flung somewhere - at any rate, I'd taken some damage. I looked around for what hit me, and there was the motorcycle, on the side of the road, tipped over.

It then burst into flames.

EDIT: Oh, and some amazing physics from SkippyGranola's current SR3 LP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsxW0FooaIU&t=830s

Scaly Haylie has a new favorite as of 21:57 on Dec 3, 2012

ATM Machine
Aug 20, 2007

I paid $5 for this

Haruharuharuko posted:

I don't know if anyone knows the video I'm thinking of but its a Forza 3 video of someone who tweaked the poo poo out of their car and right off the starting line the entire thing just loving explodes backwards like 500 yards leaving the suspension going anyone have a link to that one?

I think this is the one, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjYi0CkrlY

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Elephantgun posted:

I managed to youtube it and find it. Apparently it's called "Morphogenesis" to this person, might be the glitch nickname.

In any rate, holy poo poo this is hilarious. You can find the other models in the "related videos" on the right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgaByAczTH8

The guy made them private, what a jerk. :mad:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Robert Denby posted:

Judging by this video of "Forza 4", things didn't get much better with the sequel.

Saw this one in the related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftbqaya-G8A
Another weird glitch crash.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I understand this thread hasn't been posted in for two months, but I just had to post this third person Mirror's Edge video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv7MnV1SrZg

Nothing that's really funny after the first 2 minutes though.

Tea Party Crasher has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Feb 5, 2013

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
Here is a GIF of yet another HelixSnake Skate 3 glitch:



Source.

Herr Shitlord
May 2, 2008

I feel so much butter!
I can hardly find any information on it, but every time I try to play the Xbox version of Silent Hill 4 on my Xbox 360 all of my cut scenes glitch in a way that causes all of the character models to slowly fall apart and leave black cracks and holes where things like their mouths and segments of their face and and arms shifted slowly away from the model. From the very little information I've found on things similar to it, I'm guessing its some graphics crosscompatability issue between the OG Xbox and the 360 but never does it occur during actual gameplay so I have no idea.

I've played through Silent Hill 4 on the playstation 2 enough to be familiar with the game and holy poo poo, I was nearly crying with laughter during the first cutscene with Cynthia because her face was slowly cracking and spreading apart until her jaw was completely segmented from the rest of her face. Imagine my surprise during the scene when you find her dying in the subway room and her eyes were nothing but misaligned orbs that eventually cracked and left fragmented black holes when Henry closed them. What the gently caress?

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAUBsm8ZATU

Sometimes trying to fix a glitch makes it even better.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

flatluigi posted:

Sometimes trying to fix a glitch makes it even better.

Standard glitch response: Wait, that's wrong. Kill it!

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

Brother Jonathan posted:

Standard glitch human response: Wait, that's wrong. Kill it!

Fixed

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
I prefer This version since it also features a very confused bear.

Death Hamster
Aug 21, 2007
Is this a two-bagger I see before me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqAFshCB9V8

Another hilarious glitchy Fallout New Vegas Sex Mod...featuring Batman and what looks like a hobo.

Reive
May 21, 2009

Here's one from Dead Space 3, hope you enjoy Crit1kal's commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Hx043D_0E

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat
Him narrating the whole thing in that blase, matter-of-fact tone is the best part.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
poo poo, I didn't even know Dead Space 3 had been released.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe56h5JNodQ

If you live on the Mirror's Edge, pray you don't slip...

Actually, was this posted already? I think I might have gotten it from this thread.

Slowflake has a new favorite as of 16:10 on Feb 8, 2013

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Gorilla Salad posted:

poo poo, I didn't even know Dead Space 3 had been released.

I didn't know Johnny Cage was making a guest appearance in Dead Space 3. :v:

DetectiveSlowpoke
Mar 30, 2010

The best detective
I'm not sure if it is a glitch or a hack but this is probably the funniest thing I've seen from dayz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXTQhNQw9wo

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

jonsicoli posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe56h5JNodQ

If you live on the Mirror's Edge, pray you don't slip...

Actually, was this posted already? I think I might have gotten it from this thread.

Holy poo poo the infinite falling is terrifying.

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat
That is the sound of hell right there.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



My coop partner in Saint's Row lost connection, so I died multiple times to the unknown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcpUFLmQCY

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice

Poniard posted:

My coop partner in Saint's Row lost connection, so I died multiple times to the unknown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcpUFLmQCY

:stare: That's some horror movie stuff there.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Audio is a bit low and I hosed up and recorded at a fairly low quality but this glitch was loving hilarious in Planetside 2 and it's a shame it was patched so quickly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jz0yn_aVBs I recall it being refereed to as "Jigglybones" and if they ever put that out as a cash shop running animation I'd buy it in a loving heart beat.

Reive
May 21, 2009

Tracula posted:

"Jigglybones"

A really good example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2Y2LHS-xs&t=507s

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

The recoil jiggling is what makes this glitch.

PRL412
Sep 11, 2007

... ... MINE

That's some Robot Chicken stuff right there.

Machinae
Aug 15, 2004
There are two videos despite my best efforts that I can't seem to find, and I don't think they were in this thread yet. One was a GTA4 (I think) video with Kim Jong Il or something in a car flying around saying 'hello' over and over. The other was a Skyrim video of an animal corpse that I think the guy Fus Ro Dahs and it flies up into the clouds with some chintzy music playing and flies back around a couple times. For the life of me I cannot find them on youtube or google please help. :shobon:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Machinae posted:

There are two videos despite my best efforts that I can't seem to find, and I don't think they were in this thread yet. One was a GTA4 (I think) video with Kim Jong Il or something in a car flying around saying 'hello' over and over. The other was a Skyrim video of an animal corpse that I think the guy Fus Ro Dahs and it flies up into the clouds with some chintzy music playing and flies back around a couple times. For the life of me I cannot find them on youtube or google please help. :shobon:

Here's the first one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPVAdM43kQs

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I was playing Mass Effect 3 earlier and while this isn't my favourite glitch, I felt it was worth sharing.

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redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl


Ta-Daaaaah!

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