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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lord Lambeth posted:

I think Leni Riefenstahl was rather pretty.


So did Hitler! Maybe. Man, I would love to see a romantic comedy about Leni Riefenstahl and Hitler.

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Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Hitler would have to be the maniac pixie girl or I ain't watching.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lord Lambeth posted:

Hitler would have to be the maniac pixie girl or I ain't watching.

Now I really need to see this.

Everyone look at Leslie Howard; he is secretly my boyfriend. According to a friend of mine who's a historian, he may have been deliberately shot down during WWII because, as the Scarlet Pimpernel, he was too important a symbol of England's strength. No idea if this story is true, but either way, rrrrrr!





3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I think a lot of guys were deliberately shot down during WWII since that's kind of what air warfare is all about.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I think a lot of guys were deliberately shot down during WWII since that's kind of what air warfare is all about.

Well, I am terribly sorry. :rolleyes:
EDIT: Looks like my friend wasn't exactly right, but she wasn't exactly wrong, either: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BOAC_Flight_777#Theories_for_the_attack

Here, look at this attractive person and don't grumble so much:

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Abbeh
May 23, 2006

When I grow up I mean to be
A Lion large and fierce to see.
(Thank you, Das Boo!)
No idea who this dude is, but he's pretty cute:



And this is my great grandpa, who I think is super handsome :3:


Carl H Lentz by Donrufie, on Flickr

I'm also related to these sassy mutton chops:


John H Sweetser by Donrufie, on Flickr

Who was also an original goon (once his neckbeard grew in):


John H Sweetser 2 by Donrufie, on Flickr

It seems hard for folks to look unpleasant in antique pictures.

Beardless
Aug 12, 2011

I am Centurion Titus Polonius. And the only trouble I've had is that nobody seem to realize that I'm their superior officer.
This is Zitkala-Sa, a Sioux writer, musician and political activist. And she was gorgeous in her spare time. :allears:





ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Joan Greenwood.

Andrias Scheuchzeri
Mar 6, 2010

They're very good and intelligent, these tapa-boys...


Fabre d'Églantine. Revolutionary, poet, playwright, shoddy conman. And (in this portrait anyway) kind of a hottie.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

bringmyfishback posted:

Well, I am terribly sorry. :rolleyes:
EDIT: Looks like my friend wasn't exactly right, but she wasn't exactly wrong, either: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BOAC_Flight_777#Theories_for_the_attack

Here, look at this attractive person and don't grumble so much:




Josephine Baker :allears:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rickycat posted:

Josephine Baker :allears:

I went to an exhibition in DC maybe six years ago that was dedicated to her. So glorious. I am just obsessed with her smile!

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Some picture I stumbled across on imgur, ostensibly it's from the 1930s.



He's clearly a Dapper Dan man.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

KozmoNaut posted:

Some picture I stumbled across on imgur, ostensibly it's from the 1930s.



He's clearly a Dapper Dan man.

Is it just me or does the lady behind him look kind of like Meg White?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

KozmoNaut posted:

Some picture I stumbled across on imgur, ostensibly it's from the 1930s.



He's clearly a Dapper Dan man.

that loving mustache


so goddamn smooth

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

KozmoNaut posted:

Some picture I stumbled across on imgur, ostensibly it's from the 1930s.



He's clearly a Dapper Dan man.

I didn't know you could look that trim slouching shirtless in a tent city, but that's the Depression for you.

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

KozmoNaut posted:

Some picture I stumbled across on imgur, ostensibly it's from the 1930s.



He's clearly a Dapper Dan man.

I thought it was Margret Schroeder from Boardwalk Empire who eventually left Nucky Thompson and fell in love with this dapper vagrant when the Depression kicked in.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.


This guy was a Baptist pastor from Hell's Kitchen in the 1800s

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


Take a guess who this studly thing is!

Albert Einstein.



That is supposedly a young Harry Reid, and from that angle he seems not to have been bad looking.



Plus the only portrait of Vlad Tepes I've ever seen that didn't make him look like a bug-eyed weirdo or.....uh, the kind of guy who would impale people alive.

Squidtamer DA
Jun 3, 2007
Squirts ink when provoked


That's quite the rod you have there, Phineas Gage.

Porpoise Pie
Mar 18, 2012


Alexandre Yersin who discovered Yersinia Pestis pathogen of the bubonic plague.

QueenQuintessence
Dec 26, 2012

Sylvia Plath was brilliant with words. And cute in a tragic sort of way.

As was James Dean. (There's a reason he has a porn star named after him)

Hedy Lamarr was Beautiful and brilliant.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I think he's been posted here before, but, while not a poet, Nikola Tesla is a gorgeous science man and I hope to meet his modern-day equivalent. I have a thing for Eastern Europeans.

For a guy who supposedly hated sex, he gives some drat good bedroom eyes.
It's such a shame that Tesla was abstinent. He was a SEXY man of science, who could have had a plethora of brilliant beautiful babies. Alas,

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Quentin Aanenson, WWII pilot and my favorite part of Ken Burns' The War


Elim Garak
Aug 5, 2010

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:



This guy was a Baptist pastor from Hell's Kitchen in the 1800s

And also pretty clearly Levon Helm's great-grandfather.

Planetarium
Apr 19, 2003

Grimey Drawer

KozmoNaut posted:

Some picture I stumbled across on imgur, ostensibly it's from the 1930s.



He's clearly a Dapper Dan man.

That's a Social Security Number tattooed on his arm, something done under some of FDR's programs. A bit of Googling led me to this "A public records search shows that 535-07-5248 belonged to one Thomas Cave, born July 1912, died in 1980 in Portland."

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Elim Garak posted:

And also pretty clearly Levon Helm's great-grandfather.



poo poo, thanks for making me sad. I'd managed to forget Levon had croaked. Time to fire up The Last Waltz.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

bringmyfishback posted:

So did Hitler!

Speaking of women Hitler found pretty, I've always thought Eva Braun was super pretty. She did stand by one of history's worst men though, and supposedly like to kick dogs, so that kind of detracts.


The prettiest of pretty people though may in fact be Lilian Gish.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
This thread is so drat cool.

ZoeDomingo
Nov 12, 2009


George Antheil, the self-described "Bad Boy of Music." One legend has it that he was jealous of the riot that happened at the premiere of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. He wanted there to be a riot at one of his concerts so badly that, while he was on stage, he had the ushers very obviously lock all the doors and then placed a gun on the piano.

Also, he and Hedy Lamarr co-developed a "secret communications system" that is still used in telecommunication.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Antheil


edit: vvv I didn't notice that. That's hilarious and fantastic.

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



pkticker posted:


Also, he and Hedy Lamarr co-developed a "secret communications system" that is still used in telecommunication.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Antheil

If I'm reading this right, they designed a frequency hopping communications system that the Navy used to communicate from a conversation that started out as "How can I make my tits bigger".

quote:


Antheil's interest in this area brought him into contact with the actress Hedy Lamarr, who sought his advice about how she might enhance her upper torso. He suggested glandular extracts, but their conversation then moved on to torpedoes.[49] Lamarr had fled her Austrian munitions-making husband, and coming to the US had become fiercely pro-American. Together they conceived and patented a frequency-hopping torpedo guidance system: Lamarr contributed the knowledge of torpedo control gained from her husband and Antheil a method of controlling the spread spectrum sequences using a player-piano mechanism similar to those used in the "Ballet Méchanique".[49][50] Despite the initial enthusiasm of the U.S. Navy, the invention received little attention at first; and the importance of Antheil and Lamarr's discovery was only acknowledged in the 1990s.[49]


That's drat awesome.

ZoeDomingo
Nov 12, 2009
I have loved Antheil ever since I learned about him in my 20th-century music course.

His most famous work, the Ballet Mécanique, was composed to go along with a film of the same name by Fernand Léger. Léger ended up not using the score as the soundtrack, but back in the 1990s someone put the two together.

You can see the result here.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Beardless posted:

This is Zitkala-Sa, a Sioux writer, musician and political activist. And she was gorgeous in her spare time. :allears:





I was familiar with her writing and activism. Had no idea she was so drat beautiful.

Vaginal Reward
Sep 16, 2008

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

bringmyfishback posted:

So did Hitler! Maybe. Man, I would love to see a romantic comedy about Leni Riefenstahl and Hitler.

That'd be a boring movie considering they never ended up doing anything together. :v:



KozmoNaut posted:

Some picture I stumbled across on imgur, ostensibly it's from the 1930s.



He's clearly a Dapper Dan man.

holy moly


I don't recall if he was posted earlier, but a man I always found attractive for some odd reason was George Washington.



:allears:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Vaginal Reward posted:

That'd be a boring movie considering they never ended up doing anything together. :v:


Well, obviously when I envisioned a romantic comedy about Leni Riefenstahl and Hitler, I thought it would be very historically accurate. :confused:

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
I don't know who she was -- or if she was even real or multiple people -- but this favorite model of John William Waterhouse has always stunned me. Even allowing for some artistic license, just... wow.




I know the Pre-Raphaelites had some models they shared, but I don't think I remember seeing this one outside of JWW.

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"


Claus von Stauffenberg came close to blowing up Hitler, and right on the spot at blowing up my heart.



His wife Nina was almost as pretty as he was.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Jiang Qing needs more love.





:swoon:

Archer2338
Mar 15, 2008

'Tis a screwed up world

Gen. Ripper posted:

Jiang Qing needs more love.





:swoon:

It's a shame she didn't keep her looks as she aged, though. The pictures of her on trial during the Gang of Four days are not flattering.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Archer2338 posted:

It's a shame she didn't keep her looks as she aged, though. The pictures of her on trial during the Gang of Four days are not flattering.


I'm thinking of that part in America: The Book where it's remarked that young Russian women are super-hot, but old Russian women are super-ugly. Asians seem to have a similar thing going on.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Everyone says that but I never see anyone want to gently caress grandmas.

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pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.


Clint Eastwood and puppy

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